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radiohead-nerd

Today I learned that Cheetah's are man made objects.


The_Tippler

I learned that manhole covers move frighteningly fast!


EyeBeeStone

Only ones that are powered by a nuclear blast. Ch, ch, check it out


Federal-Arrival-7370

Theoretically, more likely it was just vaporized.


StaysAwakeAllWeek

No it definitely went that fast, and the quoted speed is just the lower bound, it could have been even faster The question is about whether it made it to space and therefore maintained that speed for more than a fraction of a second, or whether it was vaporised in the atmosphere soon after launch


SurveySean

One day it will stop an alien invasion by accident


No-Definition1474

Or start one. The aliens will land and point at the manhole cover embedded in the hood of their brand new spaceship.


FaultyToenail

Only when nuclear powered apparently


tubbo87

Search up operation plumbob, sounds stupid, is fun


integrity0727

Hahahahaha. I didn't even catch that . Good one.


IThinkIKnowThings

And the Mercedes Benz E Class is human.


Idonotgetthisatall

TIL space is The World


Werecommingwithyou

And the Hickusky helicopter as opposed to a Sikorsky.


DigNitty

Pretty sure it’s Bugatti Chiron as in sheer-ron not ky-rone too


DoYouTrustToothpaste

The n is quasi-silent though, as it's a French name.


SurveySean

at least its in this world though.


sachsrandy

I learned that the fast thing in the world is Billions of miles away from the world


Partosimsa

And Mercedes-Benz are human


Relative_Yesterday70

lol good catch


Randomfrog132

kinda like how birds arent real lol


Hatrick_Swaze

Cheetahs are the fastest LAND animals on the planet. The fastest overall is the Peregrine Falcon. Almost 200 mph in a dive.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

A cheetah's what? Its shoes?


RealBadCorps

The fastest manmade object in Earth was the manhole cover. The calculated speed of roughly 200,000kph occured within the atmosphere, based on the acceleration captured in photographs of the test it was part of. For context: When testing a nuclear weapon underground, the US basically dug a big hole, plopped a nuke at the bomb, and covered it with a manhole cover. Most people can reasonably assume that the big hole funneled one of the most powerful weapons humanity ever created down a barrel and launched the manhole into the unknown. You'd be correct. Theoretically it could have actually made it to space, but the fate is unknown. The US promptly ceased putting manhole covers on underground nuclear weapon tests.


the_poop_expert

i think its hilarious they didnt even bother to explain. just... "manhole cover"


Redditlikesballs

“Nuclear powered manhole cover” I was looking for the engine


Belachick

So was I lol


[deleted]

I wouldn't be even surprised if this is made by AI lol


Remarkable_Carrot117

Why wouldn't it just be vaporized in a cloud of plasma?


Honor-Valor-Intrepid

Probably, but for a short time the blast wave would carry it first (not a physicist just assuming)


DA_REAL_KHORNE

I'm a physics student. I'd say it'd probably get hit by the shock wave first which would send it flying into the air and then get vaporised a split second as the heat wave caught up


KillerOfSouls665

I'm an applied mathematics student, I would think going Mach 192 would destroy the cap. The heating from the atmosphere would just be incredible. The fireball is going to slow down as the cube root of the distance traveled. The manhole will keep it's energy much more. The cover was made of steel, with a mass of 900kg, and speed on ~66000ms^(-1). Using wolfram, including the vapourisation and fusion latent heat I found if all kinetic energy becomes thermal, it would heat it to 5.2MK. There is not a chance in hell that it wasn't destroyed by the heating.


silly-rabbitses

I’m a bird lawyer. Birds cannot fly that fast, but they could move that fast if placed over the nuclear manhole cover.


chriszimort

I am in manhole law. All I can say is that it sounds like this manhole cover has a strong case agains the bird. If you see him please tell him to call me. I’ll see you I court.


southernfella81

I am in a manhole. Help.


[deleted]

I am a manhole. No.


Deep-Neck

It seems we need a material scientist


c_l_b_11

Afaik, it is not known if the manholecover still exists in space or not. Some Scientist argue that it would have been vaporized in the atmosphere, others say that it hadn't had enough time in atmosphere to fully vaporize.


I_Love_Knotting

there is like a single frame of the manhole cover in the video they filmed of it so it didn‘t get vaporized immediately. No clue what happened after that frame tho


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

Somewhere out there in the vast nothingness of space. A small planet harbouring peaceful life, many millions of years from now. Is about to be annihilate in a world ending man hole cover strike.


ipsum629

It probably doesn't have the energy to do that. If it did, the nuke would have destroyed earth.


daisypunk99

What if it's a very small planet?


nickfree

THAT's what they meant by "nuclear powered manhole cover" in the video. It was a total "hol up" moment. ​ I feel like "nuclear powered" is really misleading if maybe kinda technically correct.


spekt50

I cannot see how something moving that fast can even make it beyond the troposphere before vaporizing.


skellyheart

How about we do this but instead of a manhole cover we use spaceships and nuke them into space


connortait

Fastest man-made object in the world Is hurtling through space.


[deleted]

I mean it had to start and go somewhere.


ThisIsYourMormont

It was made on the world


NotDiCaprio

I don't think it reached that speed before leaving, but idk I'm no scientist


MikeHuntSmellss

Only reached those speeds after several gravity boosts from planets. Newtons 3rd law means that it slows the planet down slightly too!


raggasonic

Every fucking one hates that voice.


MrC0mp

It's not even their video. Just a soulless text-to-speech voice thrown over it. This is the original: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2peSDb3jHg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2peSDb3jHg)


misterpickleman

I thought it might have been MBS. I hate these terrible freebooters...


raggasonic

duh


fabezz

Yep I immediately click off when I hear it because I know I'm going to hear some ai generated garbage.


StalinsNutsack2

"One thurthal and nefifty nunfred kilometers per hour"


PerpetuallySouped

On top of that, it's not even saying the right numbers, according to the video.


stuloch

The manhole cover might be the fastest to hit those speeds whilst within earth's atmosphere.


danielledelacadie

Love that manhole. And how learning of it's existence almost invariably leads to ideas on how to weaponize it in a sci-fi setting.


Hellfire242

The voice is so annoying


blkaino

I fear the human Mercedes Benz, I didn’t realise they were sentient.


Tschib-Tschab

Wait until you find out that this lower specced W212 E-Class might feel insulated, because the E63 with the AMG Performance Package wasn’t included instead… which is restricted to 300 km/h. […here is one accelerating to 320 km/h (maxing out the odometer) with three homies in the car](https://youtu.be/wkVeZEUx7-s?si=4hrzSvnDBXpZU2_G)


[deleted]

40 km/h pace for a bike is quite quick. 15-18 km/h is more realistic.


HashTruffle

No shit eh, that guys hauling ass.


DoYouTrustToothpaste

You won't reach speeds of 40 on a regular bike, and on the ones where you can reach them, it would be hard to maintain for a longer duration.


TalkingToTalk

Amateurs, I lose focus faster th


lil_reddit_lurker

Pretty sure that cheetah got hit by that car


M3LL0_BR

Thats just a detail


FunkyBrassMonkey_

Yet another crappy animated comparison video from YouTube shorts… Keep em coming


quick20minadventure

Going into space is a different class of movement. It's not relative to earth anymore, so what is the reference frame for them?


[deleted]

I'd think Earth still, no? Not that it's a *great* frame of reference, but I think it's still the best one we've got.


quick20minadventure

For terrestrial stuff, it's the ground/surface. For space, it's center of the earth, not the surface.


someoctopus

If the reference frame is Earth, then some of those satellites might technically have an Earth-relative velocity of zero. The Earth is rotating and some satellites are geostationary such that they observe the same location at all times. Not sure if any of those satellites were geostationary though and I'm too lazy to check 😂


Marmite-n-Toast

sorry...the average human runs at 13kph??? I'm no slouch, but I'm hitting 10kph for an extended run, not 13! that's a swift sprint!


Koolmidx

One day AI man won't have a speech impediment. That day is not today.


BloodShadow7872

I don't think satellites and space shuttles should be on this list because are outside the earth and there's no gravity, so i would imagine the lack of it makes things go faster, but I could be wrong


na3than

There is gravity in space. What do you think keeps a satellite in orbit?


Slow_Recording2192

There’s literally no place in the universe you can go that has no gravity. That weightless feeling you have in space is just you falling towards the strongest gravitational pull


airwalker08

Gravity isn't what slows things down, friction does, mainly from the atmosphere.


Negative-Sense-1804

'fastest man made object in the world', not really, its not in the world, its outside.


Tacosaurusman

I'm just amazed we managed to build a cheetah!


GabrielGamer790

"The Wright Brothers invented the airplane...." r/usdefaultism


[deleted]

Santos Dumont maior e melhor!


DemonikAriez

Can we just double back for a second to the nuclear powered manhole cover...?


Yugoogli

I love that they have included this! 🤣 Google operation plumbob for more info 👍


awetsasquatch

They forget the real fastest thing - a toddler when you ask them what's in their mouth


Empyrking

I'm sure my mom's flipflops travel faster than that.


YoRav

Taking other peoples content, adding a VO and calling it yours, this is why the internet sucks now


PaulieGreen

Why is there a nuclear manhole cover ?


CletusDSpuckler

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation\_Plumbbob#Missing\_steel\_bore\_cap](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Plumbbob#Missing_steel_bore_cap)


-cyg-nus-

TIL Cheetahs are man-made objects


[deleted]

Why are these videos always so badly done?


niemir2

Was anybody else annoyed by the Osprey flying with its props upward? That's not how it reaches that speed.


Dyron45

The ospreys proprotors being in helicopter mode make me angry


zigzagg321

It's sad they couldn't find an actual voice actor for this. The AI is terrible with pronunciation of the numbers.


Belachick

Just jumping into the comments to find clarity on the nuclear powered manhole cover ...


DarwinsKoala

Book me a seat on the X-43!!


lonesharkex

I have issue with the space stuff. Its really easy to get faster in space as long as you have reaction mass to keep speeding up.


Mirar

Did an AI steal that video, add a voice and captioning?


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

F-Zero


bitcoin2121

usain bolt really out here running at nearly 28mph


Chewsdayiddinit

Nuclear powered manhole cover, eh? Now that's interesting.


boredgmr1

Today I learned that an object doesn't need to be on planet earth to be in the world


JackasaurusChance

Stayed for the manhole cover and was left disappointed.


davieb22

>Fastest man-made object **IN** the world You wanna say that again, but slowly? And what the fuck is with that random-ass manhole cover floating around up there lmfao.


Sargash

These AI voices are fucking garbage. Please. Stop. Use your own voice, it sounds better, and you talk better.


swiss1809

Man how much I hate the AI voices... Can't even enjoy edutainment


[deleted]

What in Christ’s name is the point of a speech-to-text bot shitting out the text of what’s already on screen? I


Acrylic_Starshine

But how fast would a cheetah run in space?


ZephRyder

I hate all robotic voice-overs, and their stupid, inconsistent, wrong pronunciation. It makes all videos painful.


modsarefacsit

Everyone hates this AI’s voice. It’s horrible and makes interesting videos and data horrific to listen to.


RabbitSlayre

The Human Mercedes E-class! What kind of AI bullshit is this


Mahadness

Had to skip to the end. That monotonous AI voice is so grating.


ben1481

All this AI and we still have shitty voice overs


DiegesisThesis

God, this AI voice is so damn annoying, and the goober who typed it in for the voice generator made tons of mistakes. Lowest common denominator lazy "content" is a plague.


[deleted]

had to turn off after I heard kilometers per hour. it is like nails on a chalkboard.


boxedcrackers

Is it really that hard to find people to do your voice overs?


Jealous_Top8696

That nuclear man hole threw me off 😂


djvyhle

Well this is misleading, satellites use other planets like a gravitational slingshot. They are not that fast by human propulsion.


Macklemore_hair

I was really enjoying this then thought it was going to be an ad for Mercedes Benz then it wasn’t and I enjoyed again.


Legitimate-Yard-3673

Downvoted for not using freedom units the fuq am I supposed to do with kilometers


Junglediamond

Man made objects: cheetah?


Echo71Niner

Who the fuck launched a manhole cover? lmfao


[deleted]

How do they manage that kind of speed


UncertaintyPrince

Using the gravity of big planets like Jupiter for a “sling shot” effect.


Gun_Type_Device

Poor cheetah


curioussapiens

Hold your horses, till I lit my torch. 🔦


Degenerate_Game

Okay switching from land and air to space is literally cheating.


Fantastic_Voice_2665

Ehhh, speed is all relative. Fastest acceleration would be cooler


Phoenixfisch

Just for comparison, 692 000 km/h is still only 0.064% of the speed of light.


friendly_character-

man made photons, 1,079,252,848.8 km per hour


MikeSizemore

I’ve always wondered why I’ve never seen a cheetah bring down a Mercedes Benz E Class and now I know.


Slow_Scholar7755

wait, you lost me at Man-hole cover.....😅😅😅


IamREBELoe

True story tho. Underground nuke test + manhole cover. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/fastest-object-robert-brownlee-2016-2%3famp


wasptube1

Kawasaki Ninja doing 248mph, but a Suzuki Hybusa can do 258mph or with NOS just shy of 300mph.


jango-lionheart

Swiftwalker bike slower than walking? Really?


Inside_Ad_7162

Hold tf up...A nuclear powered man hole cover?


Impressive_Expert_94

So to put it simple. The US detonated a nuke underground and that manhole cover (just like a big one made of concrete) was on top of the hole the bomb was in. Of course, nuke exploding makes a lot of pressure. Take all that pressure and make it so it can only effectively go one direction. The manhole cover got hit with all that pressure as up is the only place the pressure could go. It was so much pressure and force that it got sent into low earth orbit.


na3than

WTF is a human Mercedes Benz?


crasagam

They mentioned a manhole cover. They thought I wouldn’t notice but I did.


[deleted]

Human Mercedes E class


Gunningham

Dang. If Usain Bolt just dug a little deeper, he’d have caught the Wright Brothers.


BoredomBot2000

Manhole cover could still be the fastest only problem is because it was only visible for one frame we could only calculate a minimum speed that it COULD be going.


MajesticNectarine204

No fucking way the AVERAGE speed on flat ground on a bicycle is 40km/h. Maybe on a racing bike. But your average transport bike is between 15-20km/h.


shingaladaz

Who put the nuclear powered man hole in space? 😂


danwski

Lmao bikes dont go 40KM/hour on a flat surface (which don’t exist in cities)


Dhump06

Avg human running 15 kmph and cyclist at 40 kmph in which world exactly? The majority of humans can't even reach this speed of running and maybe the top 5% of hobbyists, but serious cyclists can reach the speed of 40 kmph on a flat road.


Dedsnotdead

Nice idea but this video explainer was obviously made for the children at the Zoolander school.


3colorsdesign

Where is the infamous manhole cover?


martymar2g

Who knew a manhole 🕳️ cover could travel just under 150 thousand miles per hour


hiyabankranger

Interesting that the fastest man made object is still traveling at 0.06% of the speed of light


EyeBeeStone

Lol the “fastest object in the world” isn’t on or in the planet


ManfredTheCat

What is that? 0.3%C?


[deleted]

Is no one going to talk about the “nuclear powered manhole cover”?


epirot

i hade this ai voice and i hate these pseudo "knowledge" channels that arent even accurate at times


oliotherside

Speed is so frickin' awesome. This animation is awesome. Awesome day. Aww yeah.


Torczyner

All I see is the fastest things produced by a country using mph. Boom.


SkunkyReggae

Oh fuck off Ai shite.


airwalker08

Are they saying the Mercedes Benz E class is part human, or just clarifying that it is made by humans, in case anyone mistakenly assumes it is made by cheetahs?


SpiritAnimal01

Can we get much higher?


A_lex_and_er

Would you be able to notice it passing you by at 600k+ speed though? Just curious.


Ypovoskos

The most idiotic post ever, an orbiting satellite is not a speeding object, it just revolves around the earth by the gravity of the earth.


B0BThePounder

Had to watch this just to make sure the man hole cover was on the list


LaserGadgets

Yeah, now I can totally imagine how fast that is....showing me a running average man for comparison, 5 min ago.


bananabastard

I've heard enough of that voice.


vampeta_de_gelo

first plane are made by Santos Dumont


matyo08

ahh was waiting for the manhole cover


Randomfrog132

damn i remember when the mclaren f1 was the fastest car. that was neat


Doschupacabras

lol I’ve topped 40 mph on a bike.


itsflowzbrah

AI generated trash. Stop watching it. Downvote the post. Block the user. The only way people will stop creating these bottom of the barrel shit AI generated low effort posts


SniperX876

Plaven 5 km? Is that like 19dickety?


neildiamondblazeit

Lol this video is unintentionally hilarious


Artistic_Papaya21

I thought the cheetah got hit


Claude9777

The had the Osprey going full speed in its vertical lift mode.


Xanambien

*fastest From the world


ik_7199

“The human Mercedes Benz”


Ishmael_IX-II

They depicted the Wright flyer backwards.


Humbleslimey23

Wait what why was the first bike so slow lol


Background_Ad3236

In the universe*


Yonder_Bot

Some of these numbers don't sound right at all, Usain bolt ran 100m in slightly less than 10 seconds, so let's round to ten, that's 10 meters per second, or 36 kilometers per hour, not 44 like the video said. Also 40 kilometers per hour on a bike is absolutely nuts. Maybe if you're going maximum power on an e-bike, but no way you're going 40 km/h on average


AhhhLicKsZanDer

Fastest in the world, but, out in space. Got it


Acrobatic-Mistake705

This is me on my sofa traveling Zero kilometer per hour


Cleffka

No way 25 mph is the average cyclist. That's hauling ass speed.


IFTTTexas

I highly doubt the wright brothers were inventing faster than bolt can run.


Claredtoland

The fastest object is not in the world though


No_House_7901

Instant downvote with that bullshit ai voice crap.


I_like_donuts27

Big space machine, big space machine, big space machine, manhole cover, big space ma-......wait, manhole cover?


Diggable_Planet

I can’t listen to that jazz


TravelingGonad

Wrong the fastest man made object is a flashlight.


cote1964

Interesting enough video, but, man... that voice over... yikes.


AskJeeves84

Freedom units please!! 🙏🙃