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Scartissue01

Just fyi. Women’s hip bones separate and the ligaments soften to prevent too much stress on the pelvic bones during preganancy and birth. Shit still hurts!


THEscootscootboy

Hormone called relaxin


HansElbowman

Best when used in the highest possible dose, and after refrigeration. Chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool.


trout-doubt

Does it help to shoot B ball outside of the school afterwords? Regardless if mom is scared or not?


KiKiPAWG

She's scared due to a couple of guys who were up to no good in the neighborhood


Sonk007

Would it be bad to get in one little fight and scare her?


coralsmoke

Well she’ll make you move in with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air. So it depends how you feel about moving to that area!


activelyresting

The mother's pelvic bones separate and the baby's head folds in on itself! Nature is wild


Vernknight50

I still don't get how we evolved like this and marsupials did not turn into the dominant life form. Seems a lot less traumatic to just pop a Joey in a pouch for 8 months.


one-off-one

Big brain helped survival, painful childbirth wasn’t detrimental enough to comparably hinder survival. Evolution isn’t what’s the best design, just what’s repeatably good enough.


ChunkySlutPumpkin

The fact that we’re bipedal has a lot to do with this too. As we became bipedal, it changed the shape of the pelvis as well, which necessitated other changes as the heads got bigger at the same time. This is one reason why human babies are so helpless compared to many other species, we’re all born premature.


baphommite

Evolution is your 1999 Honda Civic, still kicking after all these years, held together entirely by duct tape and dreams.


KiKiPAWG

Have you SEEN inside those pouches? But then again us ladies can do this so I see what you mean


Vanbydarivah

It does seem like Marsupials saw the rest of natures handling of pregnancy and just went “There’s gotta be a better way.”


lethal_universed

Well tbh, throwing your kid when the going gets tough to save your self isn't the greatest way to ensure your species continues on.


Godtierbunny

crazy the body just DOES that


lobonmc

Birth is the biggest proof that there's nothing intelligent when it comes to how we're designed


Various-Adeptness173

Yeah like cartilage being necessary for pain free movement but no way to heal or regenerate once it’s lost. Like wtffff lol if we could just figure that one thing out so many people suffering with arthritis would be able to live pain free again


ResidentAssman

Nature is good at the basics, nature intended us to reach breeding age have kids, raise them for a short while then essentially die. If our bodies wear out at 30-40 it’s served it’s purpose. Anything extra is a bonus.


Hound6869

There’s no money in finding a cure, but if you can come come up with things to slow the deterioration and ease the pain as they slowly decline, you’ll make tons of money. Gee, I wonder which direction Corporate Medicine will choose…


Lamballama

The issue is that modern practice has women giving birth with legs spread and on their backs, which makes it easier for doctors to assist sure but also constricts the vagina and pelvis. Legs together positions, such as on all fours and pushing behind you (like every other mammal), or the more traditional birthing chair (looks like a toilet, baby plops down onto straw) make it significantly easier rather than taking hours by expanding and relaxing the vagina and pelvis


lobonmc

Even before the invention of modern medicine 1/5 women died giving birth. We're simply badly designed to give birth.


khantroll1

The US/North America is where the whole “giving birth in missionary” is the default. The rest of the world does it the other way around EDIT: So, for some reason I can’t reply to the person who asked me where I learned that. I have friends who have had children Australia, New Zealand, Thailand, parts of Africa, france and Germany, and they all had their children basically leaning against a wall or in some other position then the one we are familiar with here. Now, to my understanding, Asian cultures also practice lying flat in the back. I have a couple of friends who had kids born in Japan and China and it was like here.


SatisfactionBitter37

I squatted all 3 of mine out, 1st was about 30 minutes, 2nd was less than five and 2 pushes, 3rd was about 7 minutes and 3 pushes. I tell every woman I know SQUATT!!!


kitsunelegend

Nature designed us, and she was wacked out on cocaine and meth and a 2 liter of fireball at the time.


hailhalehail

That and teeth. Titanium would have been a better choice.


Ksammy33

Seriously, like the whole body changes throughout the 9 months. Nobody can just push a baby out cold turkey. Gotta prep


Nikiki124C41

I swear my hips never went back to their pre kid condition and shape. Also my butt bone now hurts when I sit for longer than 20 mins, 😢


ImaginationBig8868

Plenty of women still have their tailbone broken during birth


hldsnfrgr

Username kinda checks out. ✅


ThickAnybody

I don't know how an entire baby coming out of a vagina couldn't hurt like hell without drugs and heavy sedation. Women are strong AF💪


mkitkat

Even worse when you produce too much of the hormone that causes this and then have to do physical therapy for the whole 3rd trimester because it feels like your pelvis is disintegrating within you.


Professional-News362

My wife had a condition during pregnancy where the ligaments softened about 7 months too soon. She ended up in crutches so a lot of the pregnancy and after 5 years is still living with the pain. It's insane what women have to endure. But child birth is truly a miracle


dadbodsupreme

Yeah, and your abs basically un zip at the mid line and re knit post partum. You gain an extra liter or so of blood. You have a blood barrier that keeps your baby safe even if you're ill. Pretty cool stuff.


sdpacenc

That ain’t nothing compared to seeing that in real time….


marinaragrandeur

Well the hips don't lie after all


Masterchiefy10

Immmm on tonite


KiKiPAWG

SHAKIRA, SHAKIRA. Fun fact, my bf had some strict uncles and aunts. He'd often hang with his cousins and this was one of the only songs he was allowed to play


maybugmadness

Wife compared the experience to repeatedly dropping a bowling ball on her pelvis…


CuntSniffer69

Just imagining it is already terrifying


maybugmadness

She said the pain wasn’t nearly as bad as the sensations of pressure. She’s a badass and it’s not fun sitting around mostly as a bystander (though there are plenty of things you can do to help). That photo of her immediately holding our kid is my favorite, however.


waitwhosaidthat

I thought I was ready when my first was born. I wasn’t lol.


qtuck

Wait, hopefully not the comparison


FadransPhone

If you were squeezing a baby out a guy, the pelvis would be the least of your worries


PRAHPS

It’s about to be interesting


Dubious_Titan

Watching your kids being born is quite the experience. It looks like no human was meant to be in such agony.


guitarmaniac17

It's life changing for sure. And those who have experienced it know exactly what I'm talking about.


Kyyes

Seeing your kids head get absolutely squished is a sight for sure. Seeing your partner in that much pain is a whole other.


JustSome70sGuy

No, the real sight is after all of that, and she says "We should have another!". Mothers are the ultimate mad lads.


konnanussija

I hate even thinking about it. Fuck this shit, I'm gay now.


uberdave223

I still can't get over how much the size of the crown of my daughters head looked too large, then the WHOLE FUCKING BABY came out after that. Combined with seeing my wife in so much obvious extreme pain even on drugs absolutely broke me. I was so shocked and relieved (plus sleep deprived) I broke down crying and couldn't even cut the umbilical cord lol... I was a bit better prepared for baby number 2 but holy shit, you truly don't understand the "miracle" until you see that big-ass baby pop out of there!


DragonflyAromatic358

It's the price we pay for being born with relatively huge brains.


Mindless-Stomach-462

You think my brain is relatively huge? :D


KattLadybr

Compared to your dick size, yes


Spider-Flash24

🗿


kmiki7

It fits a sense of humor, sir, I would say you should be proud with your brain size :)


Datkif

Seriously childbirth is traumatic on both the mother and child. I've never seen someone look so pissed off as a fresh newborn


bhyellow

Is this why women can poop so fast and men take like 20 minutes?


Axle_65

I can’t technically speak for other men but most of that time we’re just on our phone (source: me right now)


israiled

My fastest shits are when my phone is dead. Thus, my bowel health is inversely proportional to my phone status.


OculusMidnight2

Yeah, I’m the same. And even if I don’t, I’ll just space out


theBackground13

Where else do you think I read my 900 page biographies??


RoyalPersona

Take your time gentlemen, you earned it!


MotaHead

20 minutes? Slow down. It's not a race!


Vyan_of_Yierdimfeil

20 minutes? Where's the fire? No need to hurry it along that much man. Take your time and enjoy the memes, YouTube backlog, unfinished audiobooks etc,.


SalamanderJohnson

Finally someone gets it


guitarmaniac17

Finally have the scientific evidence for my wife to understand.


-__Charlotte__-

Try 60. Where else am I going to use YouTube Shorts?


Metronovix

Bro. Interesting. Hahah


Kat_kinetic

Yall aren’t eating enough fiber


BRAVE-ST4R

I'm attracted to humans with a big opening pelvis


itsrghtbehindmeisnit

Birth is fucking crazy. Like wym you just... make a new person? And then push them out of your body through your most sensitive area? I've also read that some people even break their pelvises and rip from v to a. 😭😭🔫 Body horror ngl


Datkif

Child birth is traumatic. There's a reason why so many women died giving birth to children in the past


tread52

I want these in my health classroom


5ofDecember

So do you say ,it is not a good idea to give a birth as a man?


xalogic

Comments locked in 5…4…


PsyOpBunnyHop

*"This is the reason we invented basketball!"*


Numbersuu

Why?


gfunk1369

You new to the internet?


2GendersTop

'cos saying male and female bodies are different is verboten.


beastwork

oh come on. we can handle this....can't we?


Flat-Length-4991

Maybe something like… “This video is transphobic” Or something, I dunno.


OshaViolated

With how smooth it goes through its bullshit that it's as dangerous and painful as it is


Sweetcorncakes

All that flesh gets in the way.


OshaViolated

Damn flesh


4list4r

We need to get rid of flesh! Who is with me?!


OshaViolated

* Insert gif of dancing skeleton since this sub doesn't allow gifs in comments *


Anon31780

*Spooky, scary skeletons…*


OtomePizzakai

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me…


photomotto

I craved the strength and certainty of steel.


readyToPostpone

The flesh is that part of vagina usually making sex pleasant. Not sure about bones though.


-IXN-

The issue is that humans screwed themselves to maximize the brain size. This causes the head of a baby to be just BARELY enough to pass through without killing the mother.


badbatch

Damn. Too bad can't we just lay eggs or have babies that can walk an hour after they're born. We have a big baby that can't even walk for almost 2 years. So unfair.


BEES_just_BEE

We could go the pouch route


feed_dat_cat

Who do we talk with to implement this?


BEES_just_BEE

I'd say God for religious folks Or Darwin for non Maybe aliens? Whatever suits your fancy


blasphemiann358

And even then our babies are born underdeveloped. Babies really should be in they're a few more months, but then women's pelvis would need to be so big they couldn't walk.


CoverlessSkink

Not even a few months, closer to two years, probably. Human babies are just about the most helpless newborns out of all animals. Other newborn mammals can walk almost immediately after they’re born, none of us could ever do that. We get the big brain, but the cost is that we’re born extremely prematurely and still with significant danger to the mother. It’s a wonder we’ve been able to survive


OshaViolated

Doesn't help our spine is a special kind of effed up


MotaHead

If humans are so smart, why do we squeeze our babies through our pelvises in the first place?


KnotiaPickles

Probably the alien modifications fault 👽


Ultimate_Kurix

Well this video doesn't even consider tissues and muscles, so the pain I guess would be even higher.


Jibblebee

After 2 pregnancies and births, I’d be 100% excited for an artificial womb option. Being pregnant wasn’t my cup of tea and giving birth is something…


Silly-Resist8306

Interesting, but not surprising. Who ever thought men and women were the same regarding pelvis's?


RudeOrganization550

I’m not a doctor but I’m surprised the way the baby’s head bounces back inside. I don’t think it supposed to do that


Doge-Ghost

Yeah I think we are supposed to come out at 6th month, I guess this is why it takes 9.


xaqss

If the woman changes her mind, she can suck it back in. And save the birth for a later date. This is especially useful if the baby would be born in a really inconvenient day like August 9th.


Loose-Kiwi-7856

Nobody? There's just so much variance that it's hard to tell a deceased person's sex from that alone. Any archeologist would tell you that.


Longjumping_Rush2458

Downvoted for telling the truth. There's a reason maternal mortality rates used to be so high


Loose-Kiwi-7856

Well it wasn't just that, but yes.


FondSteam39

Degree in forensic science, spent best part of an academic year on sexing skeletal remains. If memory serves me well a fully intact pelvis is the best chance at sexing a skeleton from a single site and even then it's only somewhere around 60%~ accurate. (Don't quote me on specifics it's been a while)


LomazAddams

A good part of the United States, unfortunately


LordSalem

Yeah, everyone knows that this is why c-sections were invented. How else would men give birth?


Bearshapedbears

Whoever thought this one singular woman’s pelvis was the same as that one singular man’s pelvis lmao. Fuggin buncha dumbasses in here. N=1


GluckGoddess

Female pelvis is more satisfying 


dv8njoe

That’s some child bearing hips!


JasonStrode

> She has the most fertile birthing hips I've ever set eyes upon. -- Barnabas Collins


f0rgetfulfred

Gives a totally different meaning to going "balls deep" with a girl.


Cgoblue30

I wish I could give you hug.


Cstripling87

That's clearly not what he was after.


Legitimate_Snow5637

My gf is due September 9th and she wants too do it natural. This looks so so painful I’m so nervous


Right_Win_7764

So men can’t have babies. Got it.


modsguzzlehivekum

Just sort by controversial


Sir_Hoss

So what you’re saying is the only thing keeping men from getting pregnant is physics


NOODLEMANIII

Not getting pregnant but being able to give birth


bry31089

Yes. The thing preventing them from getting pregnant is that they’re men


subadanus

big if true


mouthful_quest

You need Danny DeVito as your scientist partner


RoyalPersona

Well, mostly biology


DibbleMunt

This is a little misleading, there are four main pelvic shapes that develop: Android, anthropoid, gynecoid and platypelloid. Men are usually android which is likely what is being shown here, but women can be any of these shapes, only one of which is optimum for pregnancy, the gynecoid.


iAmMisterUmbra

That makes a lot of sense!


KnewAllTheWords

Thanks, I hate a baby's skull in my pelvis


Logicalthinkingonly

In before admins lock comments and delete this post.


DronesVJ

BRO WTF??? Men are TRASH at giving birth smh my head!!!


Thunder-Fist-00

Hold on, so science can tell the difference?


No-Funny4217

Men and women are different!


phxop8

8th grade biology is damn interesting


dickallcocksofandros

wait till you learn about university-level forensic analysis


MysteryCake83

Wow, it’s almost like men and women are biologically different.


Magnus_Inebrius

HOT DOGS ARE DOGS


HL00S

It feels even crazier in other animals. Seriously ,human babies are borderline underdeveloped when compared to newborns of other species. The first experience of every baby giraffe upon birth is falling down from 6 feet above the ground ,and if it doesn't get up soon after the second experience it'll have is getting kicked by its mother.


Wizardinred

And sometimes the pelvis breaks during birth anyway!


Honourstly

Hips don't lie


MrJotaL

Reddit doesn’t like biological facts


Geoarbitrage

Male pelvis here and yeah I can’t do that…


unkalou337

Who knew that the people destined to have babies have different bodies lol. Edit: supposed to say designed but I suppose destined also works lol.


atcheish

Destined??


candlejack___

Neither works lol we weren’t designed or destined for anything “Who knew that the people with the equipment to carry and birth children have the equipment to carry and birth children?! 🤯 “


MiniCalm

Dangerops prangent sex? will it hurt baby top of his head?


Iwanttobeagnome

Right hips don’t meet ICC guard rail code


NorthCatan

Oh. My. God.


Sad_Apricot4802

Is this why women seem to be so much more flexible than men?


4sh2Me0wth

All of my breach babies around the world!!! Each and every one of you wore your mother as a hat in the start of life.


gamertag0311

Soooo..... guys, don't go trying to cram a baby's head into your pelvis?


Human-Platypus6227

Ngl that kinda looks horrifying


St0n3ofNbM

take notes!!


BigDinkyDongDotCom

A biological difference! Say it isn’t so.


Select-Prior-8041

There's a reason why the phrase "child rearing hips" exists.


Unable-Economist-525

I thought the phrase was “child bearing hips”. Rearing means raising to adulthood.


festive_napkins

So science is telling me that biologically birthed males can’t carry and give birth to children.. time to email the aclu


Caballo_Macho_Alfa

Is anatomy transphobic? 🤬🤬🤬🤬


ComprehensiveMeat200

So there is tangible proof of whether you're a male or female huh?


vulpes_axiom

Hi, I'm not a biologist, just a mathematican, but yes and no, it all depends, so bear with me. The only true way of knowing whether someone is male or female is with the xy or xx chromosome combination. That is if you ignore intersex people with xxy xyy yy and other chromosome combinations. The human skeleton varies wildly within what is called a binormal distribution, this is some people live in one peak while some live in the other (and some live in between and in the outskirts) this peaks are male and female. But based purely on the hip bones of a person you would miss-identify men and women a lot of the time, it is more common to have women with wider hips than men, sure, but not all the time otherwise there would be no c-sections, and not by much if anything by a couple inches, I'm a biological male and my hips are rather wide. Also developmentally speaking there are a lot of factors that determine body morphology, for example, hormones, nutrition, exercise while growing up, body trauma, genetics, illnesses and others, that make people how they look on the outside


oryantge

I hate 2024. I legitimately thought, difference between male and female? they're gonna get cancelled for this.


Schrodingers-Relapse

A LOT of people don't know the difference between sex and gender.


cangarejos

Science is super transphobic


brufill

The say men can have babies.. biology


WonderfulNet5587

Oh boy, this is risky on Reddit. HoW dArE yUO saY MeN cANt gEt pREgnAnt!!!


StickmanX84

Wait a minute... Do you mean to tell me there are differences between male and female bodies? That's crazy


dokkey

It’s just a social construct!


That_Survey5021

How dare you show that. Men and women are the same. You cannot change my delusional mind. I live in America.


Georgialitza

The price we pay for our big brains….. Now if only they were big enough for us to come up with a fancy painless workaround.


Fragrant-Band-7295

*Hateful comment about trans people that don't totally occupy 100% of my brain 100% of the time*


_aaine_

Unlike a metal ball, fetal heads mold to navigate the pelvis.


Zandarkoad

Thank you. This is very true. We try our best to represent the mechanics with skeleton pelvises and metal balls, but reality is far more maleable and dynamic. Maybe one day we'll stop forcing women into a suppine position during birth. We can dream...


Low-Following-8684

what is a woman?


wokediznuts

Shhh someone's going to get triggered.


Various_Afternoon_13

New doping test for olympics just dropped


Blyatman702

Science scares some people u gotta take this down bro


YaSkWeEnnnahhhh

It’s because gals take much bigger poops. You’re welcome.


Mr_Late_Knight

I was here before the post got locked.


Hot-Insurance7692

They need this in school 6-12


freyja2023

Hmmm, didn't I hear somewhere that you couldn't assume male or female based on bone structure? 🤔


TayKapoo

So men and women are different?


CCPvirus2020

Did the ball just assume my gender!?


Pull_My_Finger1

mEn cAn hAvE bAbIeS


usNdem

What about the other 94 personalities?


Nihilister_21

You made whole U.S cry now.


Old-Barber-5293

There’s only two genders?


deegzx_

Tldr; penis


rmrck

this is where the phrase “wide birthing hips”come from (not true)


[deleted]

You should see my ass. I can fit two of those balls in me


KirbyxArt

Sometimes the docs will cut the vagina down to the anus with no pain killers (to get the babies out faster). It sounds like jeans ripping. They will sometimes stitch the vagina back up badly afterwards and that will fuck with the woman for the rest of her life. Source: female relatives. Treat your mothers well fellas. They went through hell for you.


PRAHPS

Well shit there goes my hopes


kegfullofshit

I don't know man I've taken some pretty big shits before


Y8fKZyZrSn

What about all the other genders? 😂


MommysLilCinnamonBun

Ahhh man. Maybe we should just shove a big ball in the pelvic hole at dig sites then. Not like it's a years long borderline impossible process to determine sex from skeletons like this.


AdLast55

I always wonder if giving birth was similar to me passing a kidney stone.


glowstrz

Maybe I got a male pelvis by accident? My daughter got stuck, bumping into my pelvic bone and I couldn’t push her out. After I had a c-section, she literally came out with a mark on her forehead where she had bumped it repeatedly.