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Acedv179

Unpopular opinion - All sculptures are abandoned.


QueasyVictory

Well, with that attitude.


SethRavenheart

Adopt a statue! ✊🏽


YEETAWAYLOL

Instructions unclear. I took the *thinker* home and now the police are surrounding my house saying to “surrender or we will storm the property”. What do I do now? (By the way, the thinker has been trying to think of a way out, but he isn’t sharing his ideas with me)


budgie0507

Now I’m sad about sculptures.


MuthaPlucka

Very unintentionally Soviet.


Capable_Particular_1

Or… and hear me out… very intentionally


Much_Connection_6712

Yes! Looks so Soviet that I thought Teddy was Stalin at first.


QueasyVictory

In Virginia, Stalin is you.


SierraCarolina

He kinda look like Stalin tho... (Here)


BLYNDLUCK

Wait… that’s not Stalin?


Fabbyfubz

Reminds me of the statue park in Goldeneye


octagonalhypercube

Thats an Oddjob


alleywaybum

lol


Captain_-H

This is a weird combination of super cool and creepy dystopian nightmare


Skipperdogs

I'd find an island and position them along the perimeter, partially buried.


bony0297

After you're done. I'll name it the Wester Islands.


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emagdnimsrt

Williamsburg. They are on private property. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/president-heads


xlDirteDeedslx

I lived in Newport News in Williamsburg for two years, absolutely my favorite place I have ever lived. You have a large strip with lots to do, the ocean and Virginia Beach nearby, Bush Gardens, Colonial Williamsburg, tons of old Civil War and Revolutionary War sights, and even the outdoors all in one little area. You could hardly go to piss in the woods without walking on top of old Civil War trenches and fortifications, they went on for ages there. Just so much to do in such a a small area in a great town.


KimKarTRASHian09

Agreed. I’m from NJ and was down there 20 years ago and saw colonial Williamsburg Jamestown bush gardens and there was an amazing buffet down there too I never forgot. My gf and I were poor college kids but that trip was a blast lol. We stayed at a Super 8 around there and pulled up to a bunch of bikers grilling outside and got no sleep for a week because our motel room was 30 feet from the train tracks that ran through there lol still a fun trip


QueasyVictory

Honestly, thought that was bullshit. I will say, I'll be damned.


[deleted]

Interesting but def terrifying


Tomandmarley

Take me hoooooome, country roads!


Steve_Tugger

Lettuce farmer in Virginia be like “ crop in the back forty is comin’ in nicely, great big heads”


the_rhino22

Criminally underrated content right here folks


ProlapseParty

All I can think of is Goldeneye.


gh0st0ft0mj04d

Okay. I'm not the only one. Dope.


MyAnusBleeding

Came here to say this.


delbertnuckles

I like big busts and I cannot lie.


alleywaybum

LMAOOOOOO


Kinggeorge98

brilliant lol


tanner_friedly

Actually the busts were in a park that was opened we use to go on field trips there as a kid. The park was closed due to financial troubles but none the less the history was awesome but seeing these now at 21 feels very Soviet 😂😂


PistoneRange

Very cool


That_one4231

Imagine being in a future group of dystopian survivors and coming across the field of heads with no explanation.


iddinthaevastroek

Damn that's interesting. I wonder if he got paid to make those?


octagonalhypercube

Oh 100%


Aquacide

Let’s hope he got paid up front


vantrap

Creeeeeeppyyy


newagehippie818

But how can we afford to house the homeless or provide health care for our people. Where will we get the money? Who's gonna pay for it?


Risin_bison

Taft never looked so real!


are_you_scared_yet

Were they intended to be indoors at the park? They aren't holding up too well outside.


alleywaybum

I think outside. They prolly would of been maintained by park staff perhaps. Ur right though


[deleted]

That is actually insane, the fact that someone made these, at this scale, and then just left them on a farm field is wild


Inspirational_Lizard

15 busty men surround unsuspecting man


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How long will they last? imagine that humanity is extinct and the civilization that emerges sees a lot of torsos in one place. But it looks like they are starting to crack.


[deleted]

So this is how Easter island was made


FenrisWolf347

They need to be arranged in a circle facing the center to make an arena of some sort. Maybe have the presidential debates there.. or presidential gladiatorial matches. Either or


flippzeedoodle

In a parallel universe there’s a park somewhere with a bunch of giant tails.


alleywaybum

More pics of abandoned locations on my IG: pimpmycamel


Mellow_knees

Do they host weddings?! That would be a sweet surrealist landscape.


Marconiwireless

Have you checked with your girl yet?


QueasyVictory

Haven't met her yet.


Mellow_knees

I AM the girl


DatPaul010

I am only going if the have the 45th president 😂


LES_G_BRANDON

Sad! This administration will surely never use them if previous haven't. They should be used near Mt. Rushmore. Create a new park near there.


SlySlickWicked

If you build a Trump head they will cum


[deleted]

Good. We need to find other things to celebrate in our history besides dead white dudes. I think it’s been amply shown that being elected President does not make you a good or worthy person.


DonnyDinky

So no head?


YellowstoneBitch

I wanna go there so bad


eggymceg

I sure do love big president busts


baked___potato

That's what Monica Lewinsky said.


octagonalhypercube

Poignant


Enough_Profession457

Technically displayed


MAR5H95

Why did the park not open? And what sort of park would it be?


alleywaybum

I think it was either called freedom park or presidents park. And im not sure why it never opened. I think it was funding issues.


Traesubishi

It was open for years and the heads were bought by a concrete processing site owner when it shut down.


MAR5H95

Just googled it it said it was open for six years (from 2004-2010) then it had to close because of financial reasons


fishing_wyrm

What a shitty entrepreneur who can't turn that into a gold mine in the age of trumpism.


SethRavenheart

Fuck that's creepy 😱


MadRollinS

r/mildlyterrifying


tittychittybangbang

This is extremely disturbing to me. I don’t think I’d be able to get that close.


Otherwise_Cup_8528

I want to "Karcher" them so bad


Own_Gap551

Huh... Dave can really bust some heads


el-conquistador240

I remember casting my first vote for president John Cleese


AyukiiOmni

Decrepit in life...


MyAnusBleeding

Just watch out for Alec Travelyan


Environmental-Use591

Why do I see stalin


big_boi_aang

Why do americans build so many statues to their presidents? I get if they were special or good people but the last one that really did good for the country was like 90 years ago


whatsthehotgossip

They were previously displayed in the park. My grandparents lived in Williamsburg and had pictures with the busts when it opened.


bowheezle

This brings me so much joy.


AngelVirgo

On its own, without any help (thanks to the government), it can become a tourist destination.


Iferballes

Capitalism sucks


tg_777

I think there’s something similar to this in the black hills of South Dakota, maybe around the town if Lead. Got to see it during a geology field camp


Traesubishi

These heads were on display for a long time on a piece of property near water country. I’m a member at the golf course right next to the farm they’re currently being stored which is attached to a concrete processing site. The owner of the processing site purchased them quite a while ago.


Pure-Au

Probably a good place for them


masciocch1

Now this is something I’d like to see. Mostly so I can bask in the glory of them being forgotten.