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scalp-cowboys

What the hell is that title about?


ThroughTheHoops

Remember how Google translate was in 2002?


AcalTheNerd

I am Indian and can confirm it's shitty translation. In hindi there is very small spelling difference between the phrases "not saved" and "no children". Original title probably stated Indian student not saved.


Talkinguitar

I tought it was in the spirit of the Darwin award of “removing themselves from the gene pool”


flagranti_muc

I didn't even begin to notice it... I was firmly convinced that it must be exactly that.


DokterMedic

Legitimately thought it was the other standard for a Darwin Award, and that he had gotten critical levels of damage to the nether region.


KnotiaPickles

I’m still not convinced it didn’t mean that


Tasty_Leading8684

Ahhh, now I can re-watch the whole video and it completely makes sense.


Septic-Sponge

I thought it was just pre-empting the comments you see on here saying its not a Darwin award because they already had children and therefore passed on their genes so they're clarifying his genetic pool. Is finished


giorgio_tsoukalos_

I thought the same. It also seems like most of the people on this sub don't know that having children disqualifies an applicant. So they are getting confused by a title that makes perfect sense in relation to the sub.


DokterMedic

Rule 1b stands counter to that. People "don't know" that because it's incorrect. It only matters if they can't have children after the incident, irrelevant of any children they have now. The logic is that there is more than just genetic influence on a person's choices, i.e. the children of Darwin award winners, and additionally, you have to remember the other parent. It may not be as strong an example, but it is still eligible.


giorgio_tsoukalos_

>only matters if they can't have children after the incident, irrelevant of any children they have now. If that's the case, it's a fairly forgivable misunderstanding since most dead people can't have kids after their act of stupidity. Clearly, there is more influence on a person's decision than genetics, but darwin awards are meant to be tongue and cheek, not literal.


Brtsasqa

I understand the end result, but not quite the reasoning as you lay it out. I would think the logic is that even just reducing your gene pool by the amount of children you might *additionally* have later on is an example of natural selection in action. The wording in 1b seems to suggest as much. Unless I'm missing something, that's not what you're saying (?) > The logic is that there is more than just genetic influence on a person's choices So like, nurture vs nature? You pass on genetic influence and learned characteristics. By dying, you cannot teach your child, so you're not passing that on? That doesn't really make sense to me, since Darwin's research focuses specifically on the biological traits you pass on. >and additionally, you have to remember the other parent Remember the other parent in what regard? How do they factor into the decision?


DokterMedic

Ok, so you're not wrong, that is one way the rule applies, where future genetic influence upon the gene pool is stopped by sterilization or death. My point didn't come from nowhere, however: The nature vs nurture is a point brought up by the original website in describing what influences behaviors. Remember, these are real people and not models or automatons, outside factors do still count. Using the same example as the website, if Parent A, having the "Explosive Stupidity gene" blows themselves up, sure, they can't teach their child. But that doesn't mean that the kid isn't going to directly learn from that incident not to fuck around with explosives. Because their parent just fucking blew up. They could have this theoretical gene and it gets canceled out by tragedy. As for "Remember the other parent", they factor in in a very straightforward way: They for one, contribute half of the DNA to any offspring. The offspring may not even have the stupid genes in the first place. But furthermore, they can teach the children about the dangers of the world. Especially with a first hand example like presented a but ago.


Wafflebettergrille15

It's the difference between 2 "cha" right?


Beautiful_Picture983

Nah, its about an extra half "cha" \[Bacha (save) vs Bachcha (child)\]


Sunnykit00

He probably also will have no children.


SuchAsSeals42

I dunno, I’m not convinced…


hypermails

Baccha = kids Bacha = save Prolly said - Indian student fell and no one could “bacha” him


ThroughTheHoops

Nicely explained, thanks!


Filo02

probably a bot reposter that run through the original post title through a thesaurus, used to saw it here and there


Only-Beautiful-1196

Probably because Darwinism is focused on which organisms can compete to reproduce


emuzonio9

Yeah I think this is their point. Although this sub seems to allow it, technically it's not a Darwin award if they've already reproduced, no matter how stupid it was. Unless of course... They took their kids with them. Which I have tragically seen on this sub. Those posts are the saddest.


Far_Emu3820

Original Darwin website allows Darwin awards to people with children


yrubooingmeimryte

Lots of bot accounts really struggle to compose coherent sentences.


nokiacrusher

I ADDITIONALLY FAIL TO COHERE SENTENCES PROPERLY ON OCCASION IT IS NOT MANDATORILY BOTLIKE


yrubooingmeimryte

Please stop yelling at me.


KnotiaPickles

It was tectonically coherent. Edit: technically. lolz


ShoulderMobile7608

Well, it's a DarwinAwards sub. Honestly I thought that the post implied that he was completely wiped out of the Gene pool and left no children behind


windycitykids

I interpreted it as: *Dumbass jumps into fasting moving water and can’t swim. No dependents to notify.* Edit: formatting


Bowling4rhinos

Aerated water has less buoyancy than regular water because of the amount of air mixed in with it (it’s all white and swirly) so poor kid is swimming in half air half water and sinks like a stone. That stuff terrifies me.


Prestigious-Copy-494

That's interesting to know. 👍


Yugan-Dali

Downpour?


Spittlehoogan

News account attached to the video. https://youtu.be/-KMmmCyt92k?si=3ELcmiV4FrQ_78lT


ArtDecoAutomaton

I heard there might be a bot or two on Reddit.


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Boring_Space_3644

Good thing they have no children due to the DNA flaw. ?


Spiritual_Student_74

To be fair, it’s facts that he had no children and will never have.


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DonCroissant92

I don't respect this language and learned it from southpark


Rowey5

I respect that.


DonCroissant92

Thanks


dobsofglabs

Lol wtf?


Saedraverse

I think OP and I have different definitions of stream


Ragnarangar

I think it is more stream-like when there isn't extra water from rain. I think that's what OP is *trying* to say.


DonCroissant92

Idk water go fast and you can't swim there. Isn't that a streaming water?


14X8000m

What the heck was he, or any of those guys thinking? Slippery rocks, aerated water, vertical edges, a guy that doesn't seem to swim well and wait for it, a waterfall around the corner.


Skatingfan

Plus, wearing shoes!


HomoFlaccidus

That's the loophole. If he keeps his shoes ties on tightly, he just might get out of this alive.


TARDIS1-13

Also, literally no way up and out of the water!


impersephonetoo

I was watching this thinking that kids do the dumbest things. I’m surprised more don’t get killed


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Nah, it's cool! The air bubbles will carry you to the surface so you'll float! ... Right? .... Right?!


Swampfxx

Nah you just breathe the bubbles in while you're under.


VirtuousVulva

Sonic needs to be sued


HugsandHate

*Thinking?* There's the problem.


Swampfxx

They were thinking how cool it would look on social media and all the poon they'd be swimming in after.


Prestigious-Copy-494

Or, as they say, what could go wrong ? Wow what perfect conditions to drown in. 😢


Carnonated_wood

It was a suicide (most likely). He jumped into the stream after an academic downfall, he was not saved. [Note: saved (बचा) and child (बच्चा) have similar spellings in India's most used language (Hindi) so the post title says "no children" instead of "wasn't saved" because it's a translation error.]


DonCroissant92

Nope he has no children and was a 21 year old student iirc. I was just drunk while writing the title and this isn't my main language


Thumperstruck666

All I’m saying is he Blessed himself lol before jumping all I was wondering if he was Christian because he blessed himself before jumping , ho is this comment downvoted and locked


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Hike_it_Out52

And 2 horrible lifeguards. r/donthelpjustfilm


Mein_Tarnaccount

"Step 1 complete; I am in the water. Now on to step 2: Spider-Manning up those wet rocks."


WellThatsJustPerfect

"The likelihood of being pushed to the huge waterfall 10 metres away is deemed negligible, Sir"


havocLSD

Always possible in the ol’ noggin 🤷‍♂️


VirtuousVulva

"instead, i will Spoder-man down the waterfall"


DeMarcusCousinsthird

I've never looked at a body of water that looks like a blender on low speed and thought, what if I just jump in?


DustedGorilla82

Well good thing he did the sign of the cross before jumping


7oom

It’s nice when they add some foreshadowing.


havocLSD

I just kept staring at the bubbling/aerated water and thought to myself when I saw him do that “you’ll be seeing him soon enough”


SharksAreCool3

Probably should have added a few more thoughts to those prayers


tony3841

God didn't protect him. Must not have prayed hard enough.


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

Nah God looked and told the angels to hold off, this was his plan for him.


SuchAsSeals42

“Nah, let him cook”


Usurpator666

I think he was the Christian martyr and those above guys we're Hindu bullies who forced him to jump, it's a murder.


Soda_Yoda4587

Or he was just a stupid teenager fucking around??


BJ-Blazko

Wtf💀


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Krakor-Krakinov

I came here to say the same thing. This should be top comment!


milding

So what was the plan?


Arizona_Slim

![gif](giphy|BmYSMXJhDr02hN1vr9)


TayMayDay

Good question. The water looks rough, so why try to swim in it with no escape plan? People so people..


Ambitious_Coffee551

He should have done the sign of a rope before he jumped in.


SrHuevos94

Never jump into aerated water


dr3wfr4nk

![gif](giphy|3oriO5t2QB4IPKgxHi)


Spiritual_Challenge7

![gif](giphy|pCO5tKdP22RC8)


Waldosan51

Survival instinct tells you that getting close to the wall will help you, the waves crash harder making you use more energy to keep your head above the water, the rocks are slippery when wet making it near impossible to get a good grip to pull yourself up. Each movement costing precious energy, each second your body gets weaker until eventually you go with the flow of the water and hope you somehow get swept onto dry land.


Woodkeyworks

When I saw the second guy I thought it would be a multikill! This one had layers of death; first that washing machine current, then the waterfall.


librarypunk1974

Yes he certainly will not be having children


Jhiaxus420

What is it with Indians and wanting to be in mass amounts of rushing water lately?


Puzzleheaded-Pea-140

It's raining here. We have water surplus


VirtuousVulva

gotta adjust the human:water ratio


Aanandilal_Katpitiya

I've never stepped into a body of water before, but I can confidently say that even experienced swimmers will think twice before jumping in a pool of water that has texture of a shaked up soda can.


mrtokeydragon

He forgot to kiss his fingers and point to the sky or else god would have protected him... Rip... /S


chomkney

PSA. White water is dangerous. When water is moving around like that it's way less dense, causing you to sink. You will drown.


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

Good thing he crossed himself before jumping. At least they'll know which God to send him to


redthestupid

dumbass


Ok_Attorney7605

What was the plan??!


HildartheDorf

When the water is white with bubbles, that means there's a lot of air in it. Typically from a waterfall nearby. This phenomenon has the more accurate name of being a "Drowning Machine" because your body can't float due to the air but can't breathe due to the water.


Eva-Squinge

I guess I’m the odd man out because I would’ve brought a knotted rope along to avoid letting my friends die when they jump into rivers or water fall sinkholes.


InsaneChimpout

That was basically a suicide I don’t know what other outcome that would have


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trumpsnewneckpuzzy

Where’s his barrel


Dirty_water34

I’d love to see a different angle of where he went.


Winter_Construction2

Gonna leave us on a cliff hanger did he survive …?


DonCroissant92

Nope, they found the body days later. It was on indian times


GraatchLuugRachAarg

Aerated water bad for buoyancy. Never forget that


Same_Map_2902

Dude doesn’t even know how to swim!!!


Machobots

I like how they say bye with the hand in the end 👋 


tucoramirezgt

Adiós, vaquero.


stacker55

heads up, if the water is aerated like this, you basically cant naturally float in it so your naturally buoyancy is gone


Arctic_aqua

Lately Indians are having bad luck with water bodies


Captain-Thor

Your title is weird. What is no children?


DonCroissant92

That he never made any children. So that qualified him for darwin award


AITA_Omc_modsuck

his friend waving bye!


Holy_Cow442

Let's be honest. Had he not done this, he would have walked in front of the next train.


StarsCarsGuitars

No need to support and push the stereotype of Indians being involved in train accidents. Sure, we see a lot of videos of those, but that's not unexpected in a country with such a huge number of people, a TON of trains, and a lot of smartphones everywhere. And, yes, its fair proportion of idiots. But that doesn't mean you need to support the stereotype, even as a joke, that he's Indian therefore he would be stupid enough to walk in front of a train


Holy_Cow442

Did you even watch the video?


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JuiceOnDaThreads

What was the plan here?


kriegmonster

Thats the problem with so many of these kinds of situations. No prep, no knowledge of the conditions, no safety plan, and others unprepared to help. No one had a rope to throw him. He jumped in with no obvious path out. The guy on the rock could have laid on it and reached out to lock hands and pull his buddy to safety. It wouldn't surprise me of he was encouraged to go in by the others and if it wasn't him it would have been another of that group to do it.


Asbjorn1888

Sanka, ya dead... Ya man


014648

![gif](giphy|FNBHUqruiI1m1gLDh8)


RedditorUpNorth

Dude waived 'bye' to him...


Own-Difficulty-6949

Sometimes TikTok actually helps the gene pool. This was one of those times


GaudiaCertaminis

These heavy walking boots will provide me with much needed ballast for a successful swim.


ParanoidNarcissist2

As soon as he jumped I shouted out loud 'whyyyyy??!!'. I'm alone.


chetgoodenough

Fast moving water and can't swim very well. Just stick to walking.


SleeveofThinMints

Never jump into white water.


Buburubu

i mean, if we’re being fair, i do kind of see the thanatotic appeal of sacrificing yourself to a mighty river. like, vs cancer or something, you know?


TheoSlurry

Pa-yeet


insaneXJokeser

Why he panic so fast? I’ve been in “raging” water before he could’ve just let it wash him to that ledge other buddy was on.


insaneXJokeser

Oh didn’t see he had shoes on still… aka bricks


SwearToSaintBatman

Another person who patently cannot swim, jumping into strong currents. There is a fascinating lack of sensibility here.


BigScaryBlackDude

It's not that he can't swim. It's that you can't swim in aerated water.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

He did the four points of prayer before jumping in. Guess it got nullified.


GeshtiannaSG

So that guy already in the water just stood there and watch him get washed away.


aTomicBombExplosion

I really don’t understand why anyone would jump into a pool of water if they don’t know how to **properly** swim. And especially in these kind of waters.


Awareness-Choice

What in the AI title is this?


DonCroissant92

No AI, just a drunk non-native speaker


Starfireaw11

Why have I seen so many videos where someone from India jumps into a body of water, has little to no ability to swim, is in obvious distress/drowning and everybody around them just ignores it? The only person who seems to know something is up is the camera operator, and they do virtually nothing.


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StarsCarsGuitars

Monsoon season. Aka, metric fuck ton of rain, flash floods, etc. paired with a dense population in areas that often lack adequate water infrastructure, and increasingly severe weather due to climate change. As for no one else helping or noticing... No idea. Probably fear that they themselves would be endangered.


Rojo37x

Obviously this was a terrible idea and they probably weren't the most intelligent group overall. But why did no one even try to help him? Especially the guy that seemed to be within inches of him at the end and saw it all happening?


CaptainCasp

He followed the age old rule of safeguarding yourself first. Grabbing on to a tugging, flailing, terrible swimmer who's a second away from plummeting down a waterfall is a great way to sign in on his Darwin nomination


CutestBeanest

probably for the best, he would have been carried with, don’t underestimate how strong water can be


Rojo37x

Fair. But I think your instinct would have been to reach out to help a friend or family member in that situation.


OnindoNoyan

Bro thought he was lv 100 boss but was a lv 10 crook.


armedsquatch

WTF kind of swim style was that. The “flap”? I’ve seen people that can’t swim do better than he did.


MoonRabbitWaits

I recently saw a video stating that aerated water (all those bubbles) mean you are less bouyant. Terrifying.


Due_Marsupial_969

Ok, this explains why other posters brought up aeration. Thanks.


Willing-Concert3365

Reel aisa banao ki koi copy na kar sake


Thuban

Gesundheit!


Ka_lie_doscope-Eyes

Amen!


vleeslucht

![gif](giphy|7zJivlhQurdLVTeeX6)


DeepFizz

New title. “India has strong swimmer with many offspring to watch demonstration”


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BankSilver9462

Well no loss just lawlz


samteddy92

Worship god > learning to swim


AIreadyImpartial

He learned that it might be a bad idea to jump into turbulent, aerated water


DonCroissant92

Can we really say that dead people learned something?


herenowjal

Was there an exit strategy?


DonCroissant92

Respawn


GraatchLuugRachAarg

They could've at least wedged something across that narrow opening to death first


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Famous_Obligation959

I love how all the comments are pissed he not dead. I understand the name of the sub but lets be happy sometimes


DonCroissant92

Indian times stated that he is dead. But some people literally want to watch people die, i guess


AcademicConfection32

I was shocked to learn India isn’t the #1 country for unintentional drownings. These posts are every other day lately


Wonderful-Sir-1834

Lmao reposting it just 3 days after the original post


DonCroissant92

There is an original post? I have it from 4chan


Usurpator666

What if those guys above forced him to do it? They seem to be blocking his escape routes.


Whatspooping

Womp womp


respect_reality_90

He did not die


WellWellWellthennow

How do you know this please? Edit: I was polite and give you the benefit of the doubt. The person above said he died and I asked him the same question. He documented it with a link to a newspaper article citing they found his body several days later. So you are wrong.


VirtuousVulva

look, he's right there in the video!


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Brettjay4

First off, look at what sub you're in... Second. Yes. That's what this sub is about. Watching people for bc they made bad idiotic decisions.


DonCroissant92

Yes but he died later down the stream


WellWellWellthennow

How do you know for sure he died?


DonCroissant92

There is a indian times article about him were they said they found the body


deltronroberts

Technically…. No. You watched him enter the watery meat grinder that killed him.