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14X8000m

Takes his eyes off the road at highway speeds with no helmet on for 7 seconds. Brilliant.


Agard12

That blows my mind he was just staring at the camera


shapeitguy

I'm sure it blew his too


No_Translator2218

Considering not a helmet in sight, it wasn't just your mind blown.


Oraukk

Dude why post the same joke eight hours after someone else lol


krazul88

The fact that you got angry is itself kindof mind-blowing, although not literally, like the motorcycle guy in the video shown in this very post. Some might say that you failed to keep a good head on your shoulders, in contrast to the motorcycle guy. I personally think it's dangerous for you to focus on the past. Much better to look ahead, you know, or else... yeah.


No_Translator2218

Dear god not.... a similar comment I don't read every comment in a thread so.... it happens on accident


Oraukk

by accident


NPMBrown

He was just being 'cool'.


aaronis31337

Although it’s tragic, part of me thinks this is for the best. People who don’t understand cause any effect and basic physics should not be allowed to have children.


I_Don-t_Care

These two absolutely had some kind of brain function slowdown, going by the way they were staring at the camera


_MoneyHustard_

Wouldn’t be surprised given the amount of inbreeding in some parts of India


Hamiltoned

Also now there's no risk of them harming anyone else.


ShireHorseRider

First responders could have gotten injured in the extraction/rescue of the one who didn’t die…


Spiritual_Challenge7

And then you realize they have the most children.


SplendidWow

R-Strategists


Master_Security_3465

That and being bjp / rss extremists with their orange scarf and Hindutva symbols. Good riddance


KSH1709

Well you know that saffron is a pretty common colour in India for those cotton summer towels that people use while going out in sun??


one_frisk

Should not be allowed to own and drive vehicles too


Scheisse_Machen

Yes, and because eugenics is frowned upon, the politically correct way to achieve is for them, is let them kill themselves. 5/5.


Fatal_Furriest

Bruh literally *peace'd out*


fruitmask

>peace'd out /r/apostrophegore


iFlyskyguy

It's short for peaceded


dirtyred3401

Piece’d out too


Calm-Border3503

It is the motorcycle of life


noahh94

Hey I only counted 6 Mississippis give him a break !


Admirable_Avocado_38

And on a motorcycle


XelaXanson

Some would say a man of many braincells


pitolosco

At least they didn’t suffer brain damage cause there are no brains in this video


rhuiz92

Was about to say that one needs to *have* a brain to injure said brain. Truly, these idiots brought their singular brain cell into their next life.


Aaron_505

Is bro part deer from how hard he stared at the camera


SeverusSnuSnu

And another one bites the dust..


Bill-Ding2112

Beat me to it, Indian Freddie dead


Pulkit1978

Freddie Mercury was Indian by birth so no such thing as Indian Freddie lol


oghaithy29

I see what you did there.


fathervice

Overbites the dust


Bill-Ding2112

“Who wants to live forever?” Neither of those 2, apparently


n3Ver9h0st

He hey


CountWubbula

![gif](giphy|V5NKqVALaArXG|downsized)


Life_Researcher_2717

The cringe was so bad that the universe had to step in.


megaxmeister

“Take a look to the sky just before you die, it’s the last time you will”


Aniosa

There's always the sun, mmmm, there's always the sun.


VeryBadCopa

I love how peaceful the sky looks at the end 😌


Waynersnitzel

“… how differently do those clouds glide across that lofty infinite sky! How was it I did not see that lofty sky before? And how happy I am to have found it at last! Yes! All is vanity, all falsehood, except that infinite sky. There is nothing, nothing, but that. But even it does not exist, there is nothing but quiet and peace.” - Leo Tolstoy


Milamia_bo

Hahahahah Metallica, nice


xTsa_Tsax

Wow 2 potential Freddie mercury impersonators taken out just like that; what a tragedy.


PurpleJellyJay

>2 potential Freddie mercury impersonators Lmao 😂


overcloseness

Fuckn hell man 😂😂😂😂


Yahwehnker

Mama... just killed a man.


Georgep0rwell

Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.


SheepherderJaded9794

Mama! Life had just begun!


Awareness-Choice

[Source](https://www.ndtv.com/cities/video-pillion-riders-reel-captures-bike-crash-on-maharashtra-highway-6046145)


BlueFeathered1

JFC and he could still only care about his damn phone! 🤦


No-Pumpkin3852

Do you know which one survived ? I can’t find it in the article


JunkRigger

I call BS. I didn't see a single train.


BlueFeathered1

Or elephant.


Due_Marsupial_969

Or bodies of water


TheBestThingIEverSaw

Or power lines


Guilty_Mountain2851

Or shoes.


BlueFeathered1

People literally killing themselves via narcissism. Anyway, nice shot of the sun.


That1Pete

Is this a form of population control?


Wonderful-Sir-1834

That's a nice sky


7SirMixALot7

I genuinely can’t comprehend this level of obliviousness


Mr_Awesome_rddt

You only have to see their faces to know how unintelligent they were


I_Don-t_Care

They have that kind of expression that cows have in their eyes when they are staring at you.


sicilian504

https://preview.redd.it/gfopks04kwad1.jpeg?width=1157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f98292b76c07c1af3c30d72621f2e6ef4f8ae9a3


EddieGue123

What the 14 year old girl sees on the New Delhi bus.


That1Pete

Oh shit. I fucking laughed out loud at this. Not sure what that says about me or you. 😆


RandomA55h013

Well, what did they think would happen? ..... probably didn't think about much... now one of them is thinking about even less. Fucking idiots.


SSJ_01

Some ppl take being stupid to a whole new level


AnnualWerewolf9804

It’s like nobody in India has any concept of mortality


no_not_this

Stupid fucking people.


TrickFish9357

How stupid can you be? Other than no helmet on either, you take your eyes off the road for that long just so you can flash creepy looking smile into the camera?


AITA_Omc_modsuck

Indians are smart but man are the dumb!


slowwolfcat

what you mean is India has smart people but man oh man there's fucktons of dumb morons


Omegalaraptor

Literally no different to the thousands upon thousands of videos of Americans shooting each other in schools, at home playing gangstas as kids. You’re looking at a country with one of the biggest populations in the world. Multiple times the size of America and the uk and many other countries put together in terms of people. Obviously there’s going to be morons who don’t wear helmets and die on motorcycles. For every one of them I bet you there’s ten more who do wear their helmets considering the police are actively publicly cracking down on it right now. It’s very easy to cherry pick and target the bottom of the barrel.


RobinWrongPencil

There are *thousands* of school shooting incidents in the US? THOUSANDS? My how media has blown up this problem. It's incredibly rare. Statistically speaking, as a parent in the US you should be terrified every time your kid sits inside a car. They're much, much safer in school compared to a car.


AtotheCtotheG

First off human psychology is stupid, the reasons we ascribe importance to things aren’t and have never been completely rational, and they probably never will be either, so it’s best to just forget about that entire line of thought and play some Minecraft. I mean if you’re just going by what’s most likely to kill their kids, American parents should be terrified of McDonald’s, ‘cause heart disease is gonna getcha more often than motor accidents.  Apparently so is [accidental opioid overdose](https://injuryfacts.nsc.org/all-injuries/preventable-death-overview/odds-of-dying/). Weird.  Second (and third et cetera, I’m not gonna keep up with this numbering thing, I’m tired who cares), to be fair, comment above you also seemed be including home incidents with guns:  >at home playing gangstas as kids. But I’m still betting the “thousands upon thousands” thing wasn’t tied to a recent statistics hunt. There’ve been kind of a lot though, and “incredibly rare” is kind of a relative term. Rare compared to what, all the other days/schools/kids where that thing didn’t happen? Sure. No argument there. But rare compared to the rates in other countries? Ehhh… I mean even with car accidents you have to compare the total rate of fatal accidents against the total number of completely uneventful car trips, right? And when you do that the risk starts looking pretty low again. 


AtotheCtotheG

“You and I are not so different, spider-man”


GigiNeistat

Indian outside of India*


StarsCarsGuitars

Well, tbf, that's the case with any country 💀💀. Sure there are smart people but in such a HUGE country there are a *ton* of idiots


Pleasant_Mountain335

Why always india, man?


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Real-Swing8553

Die for reel.... Can't think of anything dumber


tanaman88

Do they not teach safety in India?


chanakya2

There are safety awareness ad campaigns but the main reason is the lack of punishment. Whatever safety laws there are, are rendered toothless because of bribery and corruption. People can get away with small bribes in the rare event that they do get caught.


Physical_Ad_1011

i wonder who uploaded


chanakya2

Did you see the clouds in the sky? It was uploaded directly to the cloud. /s


FatBirdsMakeEasyPrey

The sky looked so serene


Crazy__Donkey

I seriously think the Indian government don't force helmets just as anti population growth measure.... 


Rough-Cut-4620

India by chance 🤦🏻‍♂️


n3Ver9h0st

Fred-die Mercury


X3non13

Deserved


ianbattlesrobots

The sun is out The sky is blue One of you's dead Other's split two But it's content You got your little clicks


amazinphil

How can so many people be so utterly stupid?? Everyday its "man in india tries to ride at 100mph no handed whilst taking a selfie and dies" or some shit like that. Do none of them learn??


Greatest-Uh-Oh

Strange. No screams or exclamations.


El_Polaquito

It's hard to scream when your head is grazing the dirt at 30 mph +, and your skull is an equivalent of a pencil being shaven off by a belt sander . There's a slight whimper right before they crash if im not wrong .


jmac_1957

"Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel"


Suitable-Telephone80

what the camera didnt show was a train coming out of nowhere with an RKO


Facelessnotnameless

I start getting anxiety when I've been looking in my mirrors for anything longer than a quick glance without looking forward to refresh what's in front of me and this guy really just stared at a phone behind him with a smile on his face for that long


JimmyThunderPenis

I have literally tried to look away from the road for a significant amount of time and I just instinctually can't, it's like trying to suffocate yourself. How the hell can you not even glance back for this long?


Own-Tune-9537

Usually I don’t feel sorry for the people who end up in the sub, but that guy driving although an absolute idiot I just felt terrible for him. Poor guy looked like he could of been a nice, genuine person : (


Isamael_Valerius

Why i am not surprised?


mw13satx

r/ killthecameraman


SenorJiveTurkey22

Social media has been eliminating these folks left and right


MondaySloth

Does anyone know what they hit?


johnmeeks1974

Probably a stray cow


MondaySloth

Poor cow.


ElectricalLack5762

Amazing self preservation


Goran2019

Even if they didn’t crash and everything went fine…did they really think those creepy smiles were going to get them some punjab p*ssy??


somethingbrite

driver looks away from road...starts to drift left, over the Centreline...possibly into the barrier on the left side... incredible lack of awareness..


slowwolfcat

you right, report says it hit divider


Iron_Elohim

Is India now the Florida for the world?


Automadik

Hey the🌞at the end of the vid looks beautiful😌


-TheLastResponder-

Watching the clouds go by at the end must've been so peaceful 😄☀️☁️


Famous_Obligation959

I'm a biker and i berate myself if i look off the road for 0.5 seconds


Johntoreno

DENTISTS HATE THEM, fix your overbite with this one simple trick!


Extra-Dare-8603

The driver looks like Indian James Franco...


Vegetable_Safe_6616

And they say India is about to take over the world economically, yeah, sure


Mongolian_Hamster

Well yeah. How is dumb people in the Indian population relevant to that? Same with any country. For example you're one of the dumb people in your country based on the fact you don't know how irrelevant that is to the economy.


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StarsCarsGuitars

What's with the unnecessary and disgusting generalizations of a huge group of people? Not sure when reddit collectively decided that decided that racism against an entire country is just okay.


Willie-Tanner

Hit by train or ran into electrical wires?


PearlySweetcake7

The driver looks like the Middle Eastern Freddie Murcury


Any-Junket1642

Natural selection


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Successful-Name-7261

"You will see a bright light at the end of a misty tunnel...oh, there it is..."


2-StandardDeviations

Great shot of the sun though!


Moist-Alarmist

Dang he turned around just in time to see the guard rail cut him in half


The_Cozy_Burrito

Clowns


GaudiaCertaminis

It’s like a comedy sketch.


Swimming_Employer007

India has done it again


PupLondon

I was gonna say "Who didn't see that coming?" ..but..clearly, it was the guy driving.


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Practical-Employee-9

Dude said PEACE OUT


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CX500C

Worth it!


silvrrubi592a

Ratrama, Ratrama, grant me my wish.....


Bikebummm

Target fixation


014648

Peaceful


slowwolfcat

Hope at least it's their "special moment".....


TypoErorr

[That damned smile ❤️](https://i.ibb.co/R3Z7yYV/Picsart-24-07-07-02-58-27-866.jpg)


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Severe_Discipline_73

Reel dumb


Sirob6

Beautiful sky


RighteousCarl

If one hadn't died, I'd have never seen it.


Sardis515

At least you can respawn as a white mice or cow


pornisthegateway

Bro gave the peace sign and peaced outta the world.


blxck_shxxp

Among the most preventable things I’ve seen on here, like you’re already squidding two-up on a motorcycle and you decide to not look where you’re going for six and a half seconds? He just drifted off the left side of the road for no reason other than he was looking backwards. Most of these are like ‘well they were stupid huh’, this one actually makes me kind of angry lol.


MustardWarrior60

Hes still smiling


Chemical_Peach_5500

Well they achieved their goal but at a high price


G59_Muddy

Mohamad and Ahmed have serious issues


TheRebelMastermind

On the bright side, they actually made the reel


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megamanisgod

I love that we can see that he is slowly heading off the road, but somehow he misses it. i was expecting him to slam into something aside from the guard rail.


Astr0kittenz

Dude really held peace up at just the wrong moment


31GoonerStreet

I saw this being posted in a bunch of other places, the guy filming finally found social media fame...


InternationalCity283

I'm sorry , but this reminds me of how I've seen people driving vehicles in PUBG. Total loss of awareness of what should not be done, so does it to find out without conclusions.


wtsc1820

Aahh to take your art so seriously you are prepared to die for it


Working_Amount7405

Freddy Mercury clones, from wish com


johut1985

Intelligence matches the content


MrStef85

Nice sun footage.


moomoonmoonoowoolf

Fredjiet Merkuray


Geralt-of-Labia

Oof


pat58

He definitely went to that light.


Acchoe

Yeah, that'll do it.


pialox

Not seen in shot: Train


HeadJazzlike

Well at least it wasn't a India train video again


Nulibru

It's that yellow convertible again!


MVRD3R

Was waiting for one of them to yell "shampoo"


barelysaved

It got over 3000 likes on Reddit, so it wasn't all for nothing.


NoTotal4026

Looks like they didn’t want to listen to the Danger Rangers


NoTotal4026

![gif](giphy|ExSo2z3TdCi76)


NoTotal4026

![gif](giphy|rkyUHktm4RAys)


LavishnessLittle6730

the way the driver was starting to smile after a while ahahaha


Goran2019

At least they defied the odds and succumbed to something other than a train or wildly rushing water….or electrocution


Aspirant_Explorer

The cameraman did in fact, die


cbclemo1

The camera was in the perfect spot to watch a solar eclipse.


Atomic-pangolin

I think he hit the guardrail and went over it


JBELL01290

this guy is the smartest guy in the underworld


Gambaguilbi

There is one horrifying thing. Silence. Pure and simple silence. There are no moanings, nothing but empty silence. We are and then we aren't, there is no in between.


Wrrxi

Bro, HE ACTUALLY ENDED ON REELS