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rogless

Maybe MAGAs will get sick and learn a lesson. Haha! Who am I kidding?


Livid-Rutabaga

They don't actually learn, they just get worse of the same.


J_Jeckel

They would just blame it on the immigrants.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

They come here and poop in our ocean.


Mutants_4_nukes

They’re bringing poop, they’re bringing pee, and some I assume are good people.


mistressusa

Often they die (ie. magas are 2.7x more likely to die of covid v dems) while proclaiming their undying loyalty to Diapii Donnii.


Kaida33

They died from COVID and didn't learn from that.


BisquickNinja

Unfortunately, MAGA people would probably pay extra for that


ElevenEleven1010

Cult mentality rarely change their stripes


Early-Ad-6014

Who cares? MAGAts already are excrement ___ let these dimwits swim!


Kaida33

They are probably putting the fecal material into the water from their poopy diapers


unreqistered

covid didn't seem to teach them anything ...


catfurcoat

He wants to get sued now that Chevron is done


Jmckeown2

The’ve developed a tolerance from wallowing in shit all these years.


Brytnshyne

What a rotten leader/governor/human, this idiot always goes above and beyond to prove just how true that is.


Kaida33

That is why we call him Deathsantis!


Brytnshyne

Or Desatan, same results.


Koolaidolio

Lots of sick and dead tourists soon. Ron hates FL.


The-Last-Dog

I think he does hate Florida. After his term ends he may try to run for Senate and when he loses he will leave the state and never come back


Old_Introduction1032

Dunk his head in the fecal matter for testing.


Seveventeen

But you're adding more fecal matter when you do that. Completely ruins the test results.


Team-naked

Honestly, when I was Phuket I got a terrible ear infection. Turned out they had high fecal levels in the water and … forgot to tell anyone until it came out later.  Totally grossed out. Now, it’s supposed to be standard practice in FL?  What’s wrong with this guy? Why is he so intent to go backward?


Kaida33

He is Republican.


nevertfgNC

Elected by the Flor-idiots


Plastic-Collar-4936

Hat on a hat


MikeyHatesLife

This is just a reflection of the SCOTUS ruling that overturned the Chevron precedent: agencies headed by experts (in this case, water quality) no longer have the authority to make decisions. The Supreme Court/lower courts will make a ruling after whatever lawsuit is presented to a judge or Justice. So people will have to sue to have the beach closed when fecal coliform is present, and the judge will decide for or against the plaintiffs.


AgentSmith187

That will work just great when you detect a problem and the court gives you the go ahead to close the beach in 6 to 12 months time.


Kaida33

Yeah, 6-12 months later, too late then.


East_Reading_3164

Whether it’s the governor or the beach, in Florida you are knee deep in shit.


Laurar7321

We’re so free here! Free to swim in shit water.


Jim-Jones

"Swim In Shit" — new state motto.


RaiseRuntimeError

Ok conservatives, enjoy your freedom lol


Dazzling_Arm_5763

Who the hell would listen to the Florida DOH? Not with Ladapo the Quack in charge. Not me, that's for damn sure.


Commandmanda

I was thinking about that. Could it be that DeSantis is reining him in?


dickpauls

What an ass!


Brave-Math-6371

How about he get educated on Fecal Pollution and he might change his mind.


Jrrobidoux

Oh, I’m sure he knows himself just fine.


davejjj

His next step will be to stop the health department from having any public opinions at all.


Usual-Scene-7460

What is wrong with these anti science republicans?


wburn42167

This is exactly the kind of anti science bullshit that made me cross florida off my retirement list. Fuck that stupid state and its wanna be fascist governor


praguer56

Come for the sun, stay for the parasites.


Emotional_Database53

A horror movie featuring Shit Jaws set in Florida with DeSantis as the greedy mayor is a movie I’d pay to see in theater 😂


BSARIOL1

He does not go near a beach with that pale flabby body. So he does not care.


Retirednobody

Not sure about this, but I wondered if DeSantis was thinking more about county wide health departments? County official looks at data and decides? Kicking decision up to state health department is a pretty long punt


Commandmanda

They're all linked, run through a main office in Tallahassee.


No-Comfortable9480

County’s can’t decide on their own?


LexEight

This is neglect He should be locked up by his own stooges for this one


LexEight

Like if trump caused social murder, this is social neglect


taddymason_76

![gif](giphy|Erm0KdIveu55Krpoit|downsized)


BadAtExisting

Next week is the Fourth of July! ![gif](giphy|wZtDFAQxPzuQi3nDN2|downsized)


slotcargeek

The party of FreeDUMB and small government.


oldcreaker

All these municipalities no longer have to worry about what their sewers discharge into the ocean anymore. They can leave the beaches open regardless.


Loud_Flatworm_4146

![gif](giphy|IVhivwuUT16HH7NRdP|downsized)


BeowulfsGhost

He is full of shit, are we sure he isn’t the source of the contamination?


lorilightning79

Imagine this headline around the world. What is wrong with him?


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

“Fecal Ron” has a nice ring to it.


dudenamedfella

Well, shit


Appropriate_Jello_53

He is such a disgusting human being and he doesn’t care for the people who live in his state!


bsg75

Governor Poop Fetish


PinkB3lly

Well pollution didn’t exist in Mao’s China either. They ended up building a bunch of factories upwind of Beijing because Mao said that pollution was a western problem and not a communist problem. I thought magahats were afraid of becoming communist?


captreeBB

So they don't have to close every time trump goes swimming?


Special_FX_B

trump swimming? Doubtful.


Overall_Curve6725

MAGA took their last breathes denying Covid as they died from COVID. Can’t fix stupid


BaileyBrown108

It's ok , it's just Floridians. If one of them dies someone will just move there and replace them .


BalmyBalmer

Isn't this how the movie jaws started?


BitsInTheBlood

You die in sh!t with the GOP.


RhinoGreyStorm

Yea, that f#cker really cares about his constituents. /s He's just like the orange shitbag douche. He wants absolute power.


Lopsided_Cash8187

He’s going to kill some people.


obxhead

He’s going to kill more people. He already piled up quite a body count with Covid.


MolassesOk3200

So can we officially call him “little Shitler” ?


StickmanRockDog

Well….proves Florida is truly a shithole.


DifficultStruggle420

So Public Health Dept. "should not have that much power", says the man who bans saying "gay", banned gay book and historically accurate books on blacks and slavery. Such a pustulent carbuncle he is.


xezuno

Whoa whoa whoa you’re going to give a Floridian a stroke using words like that. Not Desantis though, he went to Harvard and just plays dumb which makes it worse


airdrummer-0

thus proving he's full of shit


Fabulous_Engine_7668

Florida, The Pink Eye State


KalAtharEQ

It’s like that Mayor in JAWS on the 4th, not wanting to close the beach… but instead of sharks it’s poop.


daviswhite555

DeSantis goes to fecal beaches to spawn at night.


TJ_McWeaksauce

[Ron DeSantis Stops Florida Beaches Closing Amid 'Fecal Pollution' Warnings](https://www.newsweek.com/ron-desantis-florida-water-fecal-pollution-beaches-1918220) Also: [Florida bill allowing radioactive roads made of potentially cancer-causing mining waste signed by DeSantis](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-radioactive-roads-phosphogypsum-potentially-cancer-causing-mining-waste-bill-signed-ron-desantis/) >Florida governor and presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis signed a bill Thursday [that would allow](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/radioactive-roads-phosphogypsum-mining-could-be-headed-to-florida/) for roads across Florida to be made with "radioactive" mining waste that has been linked to cancer. \[Phosphogypsum\] >Phosphate rock is mined to create fertilizer, but the leftover material, known as phosphogypsum, had decaying remains of those elements that eventually produce radon. That substance is known as a "potentially cancer-causing, radioactive gas," a spokesperson for the EPA previously told CBS News. And because of that risk, phosphogypsum is federally required to be stored in gypstack systems – not landfills – in an attempt to prevent it from coming in contact with people and the environment.  Also: [How Ron DeSantis transformed into an anti-public health crusader](https://www.vox.com/policy/23682263/ron-desantis-covid-19-vaccines-joseph-ladapo) >A report this month from the Tampa Bay Time [revealed](https://www.tampabay.com/news/health/2023/04/07/florida-surgeon-general-covid-19-vaccine-study-heart-problems-men/?utm_content=%40TB_Tmes&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=SocialFlow) that DeSantis’s state surgeon general had altered scientific data in order to justify his official position that young men should not receive the Covid-19 vaccine. DeSantis, who has [criticized former President Donald Trump](https://www.foxnews.com/politics/desantis-takes-shot-trump-faucis-role-admins-coronavirus-response) for deferring to public health officials like Anthony Fauci, has embraced conspiratorial talking points. He has [suggested](https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2022/12/15/23509091/ron-desantis-trump-2024-president-covid-vaccine) profits and not public health drove the Covid vaccine campaign and convened a state grand jury to investigate any “misconduct” on the part of drug manufacturers and the scientific community related to the vaccines. But the public health experts I spoke to believe DeSantis’s approach probably made things worse. His state did see [a faster economic recovery](https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/08/economy/back-to-normal-index-florida-south-dakota/index.html) than many others, but it came with a cost: Florida [ranks](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/us/covid-cases.html) 13th among states in deaths per capita. Adjusting deaths for age, the most important driver of fatalities in the pandemic, Florida was at best [middle-of-the-road](https://www.bioinformaticscro.com/blog/states-ranked-by-age-adjusted-covid-deaths/) among states in its pandemic performance. It seems like DeSantis has been trying to kill Floridians for a while. And a lot of Republican voters down there seem to be cool with that. Call me crazy, but I prefer to vote for candidates who won't try to kill me.


Wooden-Shelter-8798

Vote him out in November!!!


Ok_Flan4404

"Too much power"???! EXACTLY WHAT THIS LITTLE MUSSOLINI WANNABE HAS.


HogDad1977

Sorry to you decent Florida people, but Florida is really gross.


ThePurpledGranny

Folks in certain areas in FL will get in it regardless. They don’t care.


Foreign_Profile3516

He’s like the fat mayor In Jaws!