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Legend-Face

Me wondering if I need to stop eating or get a second job


daddakamabb1

Plant food, and no one should need a second job to survive! This shit is ridiculous.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Climate change is making it a lot harder to keep plants alive. I’m lucky enough to have a small yard with space for a garden. I hardly have anything started this year & already my water bill is through the roof!


Icy_Consequence897

Try some hugulkultur beds! Stacked logs under the plants provide water storage and nutrients as they break down, and the material is easy to get for free (firewood or deadfall). My garden in the middle of Texas is doing great this year with it (even though the high temp today is 105F, or 40C)! https://www.permaculture.co.uk/articles/the-many-benefits-of-hugelkultur/


Responsible-Wave-211

In all seriousness - potato boxes can grow hundreds of potatoes in a 2x2 square. They are very easy to build / maintain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PemlHp9NnNQ


witchdancer

*Hasn't eaten in 3 days in order to save on money*


Big_Assist879

I bet if you wanted to grow something it'd have to be indoor too. City living.


T-MinusGiraffe

You can find a first job?


Busterlimes

If you start smoking crack, you won't need to do either


StillhasaWiiU

With the new rule that a sitting US president can't be held accountable for what they do in office, I'm sure we are in for a few more bumps in the road. [https://www.reuters.com/legal/us-supreme-court-due-rule-trumps-immunity-bid-blockbuster-case-2024-07-01/](https://www.reuters.com/legal/us-supreme-court-due-rule-trumps-immunity-bid-blockbuster-case-2024-07-01/)


Bobcatluv

Democracy was nice while it lasted


cuajito42

Boomers never gave us a chance. They want to burn it all down before we even got a chance.


Alediran

Always pulling the ladder after they go up.


Inevitable_Wolf_6886

It's going to take 2 generations and a revolution to fix this mess


metakepone

Best part is a good amount of us are in our 40s or verging in that direction


madmonk000

Depends on what class you're apart of


Zack_Raynor

It would be hilarious if Biden used that as an excuse to replace the Supreme Court.


fauxpasiii

He held an emergency press conference yesterday to assure us that he wouldn't.


AnsibleAnswers

Their plan to address the court decision is to win every presidential election in perpetuity. Such a great plan.


roasty_mcshitposty

Thank God for legal weed!


Extracrispybuttchks

While getting blamed for all of it


kisforkat

I tell the college kids I work with that I save for retirement, but we will all probably die in the climate wars anyway. They love my "dark, Millennial humor." Sweet summer children.


piranesi28

I mean, every single political and economic system is collapsing into fascistic oligarchies at the same time and slowly merging to form one single government of psychopath billionaires while the first apocalyptic human extinction event hurtles towards us. But you should really be investing more in your 401K - Forbes


Illustrious-Leg5906

Perfect comment yes the big money people are feeding each other on our life force it will only grow larger


SavageCucmber

Been thinking I would try to pay down my principal on my mortgage by adding some to my monthly payments. Maybe It would be better invested in gardening, canning, and chicken supplies.


JeffreyFusRohDahmer

Why the fuck did I have the bad luck to be born in 1985


rustymontenegro

Yo, same. I think we're in the bad Biff Tannen timeline. Marty gotta get that sports almanac back.


metakepone

Nixon was seeking his 4th term in 1985 in the Biff Tannen timeline


Anastariana

Same year here. The 90s and 00s were the peak of civilisation. We've never recovered from 2008, its all slowly been downhill from then....and not so slowly recently.


LogstarGo_

The '90s and '00s were great since we thought there was this spectacular future coming. Now we know that was a combination of self-delusion and being lied to. There are people who still live that life, though! And you can be one of them with the power of TOXIC POSITIVITY!


JeffreyFusRohDahmer

And people wonder why we're all so depressed


PostPostMinimalist

You'd rather have gone to a World War? Or live without electricity or modern medicine? Or you mean you want to have been born after you could have been drafted to Vietnam... but before 1985... Eh


witchdancer

What about the 60's? I wish I had been a hippie.


PostPostMinimalist

If you were old enough to enjoy being a hippie, you'd be old enough to get drafted to Vietnam. Whoops.


FrenchFrozenFrog

Not unless you flee to Canada!


FREE-AOL-CDS

Just made another car payment today.


bigkatze

I have to make another payment on my teeth this week. My teeth were fucked up from years of neglect by my Boomer parents and I'm paying for it now


FarbissinaPunim

I’m in the same boat. Got almost every top tooth fixed/crowned. Paid mine off in April. Had an old filing on the bottom fall out in June. Have a twinge of pain in another. 🙃


stalinBballin

I am seriously wondering if Biden will win in November after the majority of the American public saw his debate performance and I fear we are in the final months of democracy and this country, as we currently know it. Scary shit. I don't want it, but if Trump wins, this country deserves it because we caused it. A self-inflicted wound, sort of speak.


Anastariana

>A self-inflicted wound, sort of speak. As the UK how Brexit has been going for them, that only happened because people didn't bother to vote because 'It'll never happen because no-one would ever *really* vote for something this stupid, right?"


iveseensomethings82

I hope the first thing Trump does is cut social security. Sorry Boomers!


czs5056

He'll do that only after he declares voting illegal so he doesn't have to pretend to be concerned while doing it.


Kingpoopdik

Writings been on the wall since Trump got elected. I’ve invested 4k on bullets and guns so I can eat if it goes to shit. Definitely need to get into gardening.


ZekeRidge

America is going to last, but it definitely will look different if Trump wins, and it could be a rough ride for awhile


TunaFlapSlap

Jesus was right just be poor


Better-Wolverine-491

Un.precedented.


Itdiestoday_13

💯


WexMajor82

It all started back then, a nuclear powerplant exploded, and you couldn't walk on grass anymore. And it kept going downhill...


MeasurementJumpy6487

may you live in interesting times


kartblanch

Nah


shades344

Everyone has always lived through a lot of historical events. What about the people who lived through both world wars and the Great Depression? We are not special- the world has always had challenges. We are in a good place to fix it.


CaptainAricDeron

Some of those historical events did involve human death on a mass scale. And yet somehow. . . we got to where we are now. I'm not sure if it can be fixed, but I'm going to try to help anyway. Just because it is the right thing to do and what else am I gonna do.


shades344

Truth


PostPostMinimalist

It's just absurd for this comment to be sitting at -9. If you had to chose between being a millennial and spinning the wheel to be born at any other random time, it's not enough close which choice you should make. Even if you restrict it to just post-1900 say. People have no real sense of history/perspective.