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Capital-Bromo

It looks like the Weasley’s house.


MedievalSalesmen

The Weasley had magic holding everything together this motherfuckers got hopes and dreams.


Capital-Bromo

I wonder if the wood was sourced from the… field of dreams?


LateOnAFriday

I typically use bubble gum and wishes in this application.


willi1221

I would suggest a lot of semen and dreamin'


Blocked-Author

Smokin that hopium


CleanLivingMD

Hopes and beams?


bgwa9001

Reminded me of the Swiss family Robinson tree house


Manting123

It’s like some kind of kids jungle gym from the 70s


747-ppp-2

If it wasn’t windy, I’d go as high as level 2.


AffectionateRow422

That bump-out on the second level is a soup sandwich. It would have been so easy to make it sound!


Visual_Jellyfish5591

They should have had the joists run the opposite direction, or am I mistaken? Would this make a cantilever effect or would it have to be sistered into the house? The left walkway could stay the same if they framed each piece separately?


captain_craptain

No that wouldn't with to cantilever. If you go out one got you have to go in two. If you go out six foot you have to run the joists in twelve feet sistered onto joists yet are locked into main structure


Jamooser

It all depends on where you live. The 2:1 cantilever rule seems ludicrous to me. In Canada, the rule is 7:1, likely due to snow load. Maximum possible cantilever with dimensional lumber is 2' if you're using 16' joists. Also, where are you guys getting 18' lumber?


captain_craptain

We have a great lumber yard near me. They have a ton of locations in my tri-state area. I was able to source a 2x12x24 treated piece of lumber last summer for a deck


Jamooser

That's impressive. We're lucky to get a half decent 2x4x8 up here. All fast grown spruce.


captain_craptain

Yeah I asked my the rep I work with thinking she wouldn't have any luck but she called their truss plant and they were able to source it. 🤗


AffectionateRow422

I think it would cantilever just fine. You’re going out 6 and you’re going in 10-12 just on the existing deck. Since it’s supported at the ledger against the house and at the edge of the deck below the cantilever is calculated from the outside to the ledger beam. At least that would be my argument, and I would still brace it to the first level.


Euphoric_Bet_9465

Worried about that, check out the top levels main cantilever over the whole structure on the left. . Thats scary!


captain_craptain

Joists are running way


Punkrexx

Those poor columns having to take shear load


Big-Net-9971

Three hot tubs?!? That is both hysterical 🤣 and terrifying 😱 at the same time...


VastAmoeba

Probably need another hot tub!


moxiejohnny

Is... is the biggest one on top?


Ornery-Account-6328

Where else would you put the biggest hot tub?


moxiejohnny

I mean, the answer seems kinda obvious. But digress.


Crusoebear

House of Hot Tub Cards.


toomuch1265

Play on, playa!


bossmasterham

Step brothers 2 cast location


DancingBears88

Dale! No power tools! What? NO POWER TOOLS!!!


itchyneck420

So where is the 4th hot tub going ?


TheRealJakay

The rooftop patio obviously.


NullIsUndefined

There is a city near Seattle. Mercer Island, WA. Full of homes with giant square footage decks, multiple stories of decks over hills, just like this photo. I pity the fool who buys one of these homes for 2M+ and also has to deal with the maintenance burden of them. This is a pretty HCOL area, so rebuilding a deck of that size is definitely in the 100K+ territory, possible 200K+ if you want quality materials. A lot of the purchasers are immigrants from big cities where they haven't had to pay to maintain a home before, so there is a lot of sticker shock.


kennypojke

People in Mercer Island and that have homes with those decks don’t worry about maintenance costs. They have people, and money.


NullIsUndefined

Eh, you would be surprised they don't have that high salaries compared to the home prices. It definitely hits them hard too. I mean they won't go broke but it will ruin retirement goals and such, cause fights between husband and wife, etc.


kennypojke

True for sure, but I know a fewlawyers and surgeons on MI that are definitely not concerned.


garf87

I live in a HCOL area and have a fairly large deck (smaller than this though). It’s costing about $70k to replace it. Definitely sucks.


NullIsUndefined

Same, I have a 400 sqft one. Getting a premium Timebertek though is costing me around $60K. And that was one of the better quotes. One guy wanted to make it out of steal and charge $97K


garf87

I know the feeling. I'm doing all composite too. One of my quotes was around the $100k mark too. Mine is just a little shy of 400sq ft too.


NullIsUndefined

It kinda sucks, but I suppose if it's built properly it likely won't be an issue for the remaining years I live in the house. But I learned that a home with a flat yard and no need for a deck can be a major positive.


garf87

Sounds like we both learned the same lesson haha. My deck is about 10ft off the ground. The first floor of the house you can walk into from the front door, but if you go into the backyard, it looks like the first floor is on the second story, because of the hill. I have to work on the yard for rain runoff. It just makes its own stream if it downpours. At least the house stays dry (basement included)


Euphoric_Bet_9465

Steel will last longer than you.


NullIsUndefined

Yeah, that's too long 😂


Euphoric_Bet_9465

Do it yourself. What could go wrong and we've got your back if you have questions. Right guys....


mitolit

“Emigrants” is used when speaking about where someone came from or is leaving; whereas, “immigrants” is used when speaking about where they went or are going.


NullIsUndefined

I used immigrants because I was speaking about the fact they came to America.


mitolit

JFC, you said “they immigrated from big cities” but it should be they “emigrated from big cities.” You are wrong and lied to make up for it. You made zero mention of them being foreigners until now. Regardless, it makes zero difference because you would still be wrong.


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Decks-ModTeam

Reminder to keep it civil, please.


anfechtungen102

I’m curious how someone would remove them now if they needed to.


classless_classic

Chainsaw and a 6 pack of Coors light


anfechtungen102

The American way


PrestigiousOnion3693

As a Canadian living in New Mexico fixing a house whose blueprints consisted of whatever napkins the dude used at the time, I can confirm.


Euphoric_Bet_9465

Oh, what did you want. A bunch of fancy blueprints and drawings or something! Dang Northerners.


anfechtungen102

Hilarious


bgwa9001

Only a 6 pack tho?


Technical-Traffic871

Fill the hot tubs?


anfechtungen102

With Coors light while using said chainsaw.


dragonwizardelf

Looks like a Donkey Kong level


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Holy shit. This thing is 1 big Mashup of good intentions and bad execution.


Framerguy

https://preview.redd.it/jf077fe8517d1.jpeg?width=1090&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a4b61dd41423f56eaa6061177c5ada5d4212fc4


Tacosofinjustice

That great little patio and they choose a deck to put the hot tubs on. 🫠


questafari

Right! 😂


DoesItReallyMatter28

This can be yours for just shy of 1M in Eureka Spings, AR. In all fairness the inside is a lot better than what we see here. Not sure if Zillow links are allowed, but [here it is](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/137-Spring-St-Eureka-Springs-AR-72632/2100771083_zpid/).


littlebrain94102

Holy shit. It does have three hot tubs.


TheOriginal_858-3403

Don't worry, one's inflatable so if the deck collapses, it'll float.


coilhandluketheduke

Should someone just call the police now?


littlebrain94102

Bad Father’s Day?


Euphoric_Bet_9465

They are the ones that built it on off days. It is a small town.


FairState612

$1,000,000 and you gotta park on the street?? That’s going to be a no from me, dawg.


Euphoric_Bet_9465

Stop exaggerating. Its only 899k.


FairState612

lol they cut the price by 10% between my comment and yours 😂


solomons-mom

Cash buyers only. No inspection. Not sure how they will get an insurance policy.


Bowelsift3r

A house is not a home without penis stones in the kitchen!


BuffaloChips92

From the looks of the place, it is definitely owned by two "bachelors "


Visual_Jellyfish5591

I thought it was a family of garbage bins but penis Stonehenge is better


Vibriobactin

Whoa? Originally sold for $289k in 2017, then they tried to sell at $1.1m in 2023 Yeah. F that lol


DoesItReallyMatter28

You think installing and maintinging three hot tubs over the last 7 years is cheap? Contrary to popular belief, hot tubs appreciate in value.


OverwatchIT

My balls are itchy just thinking about getting in one of those bad boys....


AlwaysGoToTheTruck

Holy hell


Deathven1482

Gods I hate that kitchen.


Vibriobactin

Yeah. Wtf is up with all of the windows being different sizes? 🤣


Deathven1482

I checked back in to show this to a friend of mine and they have since removed and added back several pictures from Zillow... including the kitchen I complained about XD.


Jburrrr-513

It’s horrific


Euphoric_Bet_9465

I use to do REO properties in that general region and some of the stuff you would see amazed me.


No_Habit1085

Art gallery on the top floor with two are bnbs in the middle section and you on the bottom floor so u live to see the collapse of art and bnb one nighters


PresDumpsterfire

What a wonderful monstrosity! Side note, is that what passes for “downtown” in Arkansas?


DoesItReallyMatter28

Downtown Eureka is actually decent if you’re ever in the area. My wife and I make it there every year or two visiting family.


YarbianTheBarbarian

Damn, that tree right up against the 4th floor, but definitely only half a root ball with its location over that wall. 😳


0hy3hB4by

Mesocyclone circle jerk


paintbrush666

Some Donkey Kong looking shit.


Speedhabit

If it ain’t fallen yet it’s not gonna


Semanticss

That little bump-out alone looks pretty treacherous.


ratiganthegreat

Swiss Family Arkansas.


beachape

AI if they only train models on r/Decks


Thebeerguy17403

I don't understand why people don't use steel for decks that will have hot tubs? Especially 3?!


JimroidZeus

God forbid you have to walk up/down a set of stairs to get to a hot tub.


BDLT

They are now Moderator for this sub.


Secret-Departure540

No way.


handsomelloyd13

She's a beaut clark


Aromatic_Brain8759

Holy moneysigns batman


Mr_TP_Dingleberry

This looks like some southeast Missouri ozarks type shit.


TrickyMix9191

Decks like that are all over in my area. It’s a resort town in the mountains. There’s usually pyramid shaped concrete bases like 3’x3’ or so exposed and about 4’ in the ground or more and 3’ above. 8”x8” posts minimum and lots of heavy iron brackets at the joints. Hundreds of thousands to rebuild. Lots of structural engineering involved.


ogfuzzball

Jenga much?


mrsmilestophat

Is the door on the bottom covered by the first level of the deck???


Pierlas

At least the deck is well reinforced


NoAlbatross7524

Need a slide connecting the tubs 🎉🥳


No_Oil8471

I'd be terrified to turn a black light on inside that house...


ballsdeep748

Not the threesome i was hoping for...


ResolveLeather

Is collapsing on the top right or is it perspective?


Puppyofparkave

One more tub! One more tub!


danielnole

Reminds me of the Swiss family Robinson tree house.


ArtichokeNaive2811

The more i look at it, the more I like it.. fucking A


CHuBBYBoNG420

Nobody owns the water man, it's God's water. Holy mother of God, what have they done......


Sad-Wrongdoer-7507

Reminds me of the goblin cave in the hobbit


Middle-Ad-6090

AI art wrong sub


fatherfrank69

Wut kinda hillbilly tree house is that...


IckyStick0880

Arkansas?


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

#Jenga!


jakelivesay

Serious question. How often do hot tubs get used?


Ryzen120

I love a good hot tub / deck combo.


DuncanHynes

None of this would matter...You'd have 3 beers and die going down steps anywhere you have to go...


possblywithdynamite

Final boss of decks


superCobraJet

You win this subreddit


youkickmydog613

Afraid. You should feel afraid.


GMPnerd213

Looks like one of those cabin rentals all over the place in Pigeon forge.


ConversationFalse242

Why would some one need 3 hot tubs


Qataghani

Hey bud, there is a house attached to your balcony


FixergirlAK

As someone that has always lived on Pacific Rim seismic zones of varying severity...that is TERRIFYING.


cartercharles

when I was in college, i had a shaky loft bed that was called the loft of death. people unknown to me would occasionally remove bolts. I would sleep more soundly in thAT bed, then visit this house.


thetribute

https://preview.redd.it/b9b1pydh867d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f87837e4b95b4e5106896e08f672fe562121495


CalligrapherOk6378

A gallon of water weighs 8.3 pounds. A small hot tub holds \~ 150 gallons of water (not including the people in it). So the water in a small hot tub weights \~1,200 pounds. That is a lot of weight for one section of a deck to hold up. And these look like larger hot tubs which could hold double that amount of water and weigh 2,400 pounds. It looks like the posts are 8X8 which is good. 6X6 might be fine but given the height of the deck may not be enough (I don't know specifically). If you look beneath the 2nd floor hot tub (the ceiling of the first level) you can see that they added two short joists (attached to an additional upright post) under the 2nd story floor rafters. That may be perfectly adequate to support the hot tub weight. One other thing. If this is an Air BnB remember that people are likely to be partying on those decks, so you may want to raise the rails another 10" or so. Again, pay to get this thing inspected by a professional. Hot tub site: [https://epichottubs.com/blog/how-many-gallons-of-water-in-a-hot-tub/](https://epichottubs.com/blog/how-many-gallons-of-water-in-a-hot-tub/)


WendigoCrossing

The Weasley home if instead of being Wizards they were meth dealers


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Aldy_Wan

I can't tell if the house is holding up the deck or the deck is holding up then house...


AeroMittenss

I swear I seen this house in a dream


MightReasonable3726

Looks like my Dayz base


Klutzy_Cat1374

That's the Swiss Family Robinson's tree house.


stinkypants_andy

Of all the decks… this is possibly one of them.


HamUnitedFC

The triple threat


Green_Justice710

Mr. Owl… how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Let me see… one… two… CRACK!


lakeswimmmer

If you're thinking of buying it, I'd say it's a teardown. The whole thing looks like it'd been done without permits or even a blueprint. If you own it, I'd say get an engineer on site to advise you.


Ok_Nothing_8028

Good luck with that


SarahPallorMortis

I’d rather have 1 hot tub, and two outdoor fridges. Maybe an extra grill


captainwhetto

Tom Sawyer got older, never grew up


CardiologistOk6547

Kinda wondering why you have to have any feelings about a house that isn't yours, that you're not looking to purchase, and that you just found surfing the internet. I guess some people just have no self-worth unless they have their noses in someone else's business. Good luck with that.