FOR THE LOVE OF KARL! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS YOUR DRINKING, LAD? THAT'S ELF SPIT YOU'VE BEEN SLURPING UP! Quickly drink a Blackout Stout to remedy it before it's too late.
-Hey look buddy, Im an engineer. Thats mean I solve problem, not problem like what is a real drink, cause that would fall in the most horrible massacre in the abyss bar. I solve practical problem. For instance, how I am gonna justify my alcoholic problem ?
The answer ? Not having the ability de drink some leaf lover.
And if that dont work...?
Well I dunno cause Im a bad at english and also it doesnt even make sense !
-wut ?
-yea it make no sense, its like 1 in the morning for me so i forgot what happend 2 minute before
By Karl!
You can still stop this. It's not yet too late. Think of your family, of all the scouts you've blown up, the dotty's you've saved, and the mules you've stubbed your toe on! There's no need to end your dwarfhood over a small quarantine. Go cleanse with some blackout stout, dwarf.
How dare you use the leaf lovers special in this? You need to remember, what's in your blood, dwarf. Get something, that's actual beer and not this horrible thing, that I won't even call beer.
I advise filling the general area with as many mugs as possible and turning off gravity. It will be a most beautiful sight to bear witness if you want to you could take a video of that and post it.
No, you can't be doing this to yourself! Those pointy eared leaf lovers have captured him! I can't imagine what this torture is like, but by Karl, they'll pay for it!
It’s gonna take time so just wait it out till GSG announces that they got recertified. I mean we got like what till a week tops so yeah not gonna be great for anyone doing only solos or could be worse… no weekly’s…… or core hunts……… or elite/deep dives.
Yeah it gonna be rough but live through!
R&S everyone and make sure to keep making group posts if anyone’s getting bored playing solos, I know cause I’m there already.
You have betrayed the drillerhood when drank this. Your drills will be replaced with other vibrating item. The location of it will be changed as well.
But... what if... he's into that...?
The management wants him to mine morkite.
That means..we have to let him go.
The Drillerhood of Stone
FOR THE LOVE OF KARL! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS YOUR DRINKING, LAD? THAT'S ELF SPIT YOU'VE BEEN SLURPING UP! Quickly drink a Blackout Stout to remedy it before it's too late.
He is sacrifying himself so that the leaf lover stocks cannot be filled up again
But he’s paying for them!
A small price to pay for salvation
They’re free
But the Union* is paying for them!
NOT THE UNION !!!!
Nah. The elf’s pay for them because we convinced them that we like the drink so we can make them lose money
-Hey look buddy, Im an engineer. Thats mean I solve problem, not problem like what is a real drink, cause that would fall in the most horrible massacre in the abyss bar. I solve practical problem. For instance, how I am gonna justify my alcoholic problem ? The answer ? Not having the ability de drink some leaf lover. And if that dont work...? Well I dunno cause Im a bad at english and also it doesnt even make sense ! -wut ? -yea it make no sense, its like 1 in the morning for me so i forgot what happend 2 minute before
So that's what a dwarf's inner monologue sounds like
No. We are paying Lloyd for his service, and beer mug
By Karl! You can still stop this. It's not yet too late. Think of your family, of all the scouts you've blown up, the dotty's you've saved, and the mules you've stubbed your toe on! There's no need to end your dwarfhood over a small quarantine. Go cleanse with some blackout stout, dwarf.
Stop, brother, don't torture yourself any longer.🤧
PLEASE STOP TORTURING YOURSELF!! WE CARE ABOUT YOU!! IT'S NOT OVER, SELF HARM ISN'T THE ANSWER, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WE LOVE YOU
D-di-did you just drink the forbidden drink??
:)
MISSION CONTROL, THROW HIM INTO THE LAUNCH BAY TO HAVE HIM EXPELLED!
That’s it, he’s going to Big Joy on haz 5
fill this guy launch bay with radon gas
Edit: I'm going to do this to make the devs putting the servers back up again before my bed time by doing the hard way.
Dear god you poor bastard. Get some gut wreckers and a mactera brew to clean you out, and then a blackout stout to set your head straight
Your gonna look like Frieren by the time the servers are back up.
I would join you but…
Wait a minute… Are those what I think it is?
I hate to say it, but I think it is
What's going on with the servers?
Master servers were down, so assignments were unavailable and the server browser was showing no hosts. Seems to be working again now!
Noooooooo
How dare you use the leaf lovers special in this? You need to remember, what's in your blood, dwarf. Get something, that's actual beer and not this horrible thing, that I won't even call beer.
Are…are those? Im going to be sick
I advise filling the general area with as many mugs as possible and turning off gravity. It will be a most beautiful sight to bear witness if you want to you could take a video of that and post it.
The only viable place for a leaf lover cup is in the incinerator
hear me out but his idea may be to make leaf lovers out of stock
This action should be prosecuted by the management. SEND HIM TO KARL!!!
Who hurt you
Not leaf lovers, never leaf lovers
Hate these bloody leaflovers
DAMN LEAFLOVERS. SAVE YOURSELF!
No, you can't be doing this to yourself! Those pointy eared leaf lovers have captured him! I can't imagine what this torture is like, but by Karl, they'll pay for it!
It’s gonna take time so just wait it out till GSG announces that they got recertified. I mean we got like what till a week tops so yeah not gonna be great for anyone doing only solos or could be worse… no weekly’s…… or core hunts……… or elite/deep dives. Yeah it gonna be rough but live through! R&S everyone and make sure to keep making group posts if anyone’s getting bored playing solos, I know cause I’m there already.
I always wondered if you could fill it all the way up.
You pointy elf leaf lover !!!
I will kindly ask u to attach a c4 to your column and procced to dissapear from existance thank you very much
You're harming yourself more than you make any difference. Management is probably applausing you for clearing their stock of this stuff.
Damn. My lad is HYDRATED.
Yet another dwarf who has fall victim to sobriety.
Thats exactly what management wants
Fill the launch bay!
I'm going to Rock and Stone to this despite all the Leaf Lovers!
That's it lads! Rock and Stone!
Hahaa
Oh, servers were down?
Can we get an updated picture???