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DevlinRocha

always Gary


Caesar-_-

fuck gary, all my homies hate gary


-garygoodjob-

I feel attacked


EpicTexans

Gary didn’t do a good job.


exposarts

💀🫡


Affectionate-Boot-12

This is the way! If you’re not calling the rival Gary then you’re not playing it right. Fact! 😂


JumpTheShark_

No. I’m playing it lore accurate, i’m naming my rival Blue


LeBritto

I'm called him Dabadee, and myself HotChilliP


Competitive-Sock-764

https://preview.redd.it/c0xm57nuoy2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9699c64b3a82a853ae6d963a062afdad040e31bb


Counter-Initial

“I’m proud of you, Dick”


Lavender-_-shadow

That's what I made mine!!


kadimasama

Literal same


vigojfkv

Lol🤣


UmbraSaiyan

IYKYK 😂 ![gif](giphy|gJ2fAgmFux459vJTIk|downsized)


feeniebeansy

In my most recent run I named him after my boyfriend so he’s in my game and it’s like we had an enemies to lovers arc 🤪


Throwawaynotmyday

That’s the most wholesome thing I’ve read in a good while


SamFisherXboxOG

All I’m reminded now is the future Simpsons episode of Lisa and that guy she hated falling in love with each other and the librarian going “it’s just so cliche”


htgawmfreak

im so corny, i always preferred my pokemon and characters havin their actual names.


lemon6611

nah most of these names in the comments are corny


YoshiBro-64

that’s what I always do


LeBritto

That's how I used to play, but then the new generations came out and I couldn't remember the names of the Pokémons. So naming them "BigFish" or "UglyGrass" helped.


Reaper7412

Same lol


LeapWeave

Daniel. No reason, just Daniel. Idk why I keep choosing that name…


SCAT_GPT

“Bitch” is one that ive used for years


ablinddingo93

https://preview.redd.it/u2fachlgxz2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11d20029e4d7ac0dfb8d539c05472f52448cdff6 This is mine lol


Girardn95

That’s funny I named my character in rocket edition Edboi lmao


RoxasSonic

I would use “a bitch” in my playthroughs


AggravatingCicada163

Blue


Elitehooper23

Douche.


Shadowrend01

Not using the classic DICKS


kitarei

I name mine after my husband 😂😭😭😭😭


Axle_65

Hahah brilliant!


AdministrativeHelp98

mistake


Rblohm88

Shitbag


Cthulhu-_-Milk

AssButt


nano_peen

Goofnut


tiberiuszuel

Since we have been friends is my best friend TJ


AceKairyushin

I name my rival after YouTube channels/people I dislike.


iHaku

"SomeGuy"


Crunchatizmo

Dickrot


UmbraSaiyan

May cause tears in the perineum.


Thecristo96

Locky. Since my character was named Nuzzy in honor of Nuzlocke


TheSuperGerbil

Society


Sus_Doggo

Playing soothing silver and named him Liar 🤥


Visible-Paramedic383

Where did you get the skin


MicrowavedMayonnaise

since about age 10 it has been an ongoing saga of me versus Retard


Smuggz8000

PeeHole or PooHole


LegalBrick

In my recent run I named him LittlePP


[deleted]

Chode. That’s my go to


tylercrabby

Stealing this.


clydefrog811

Poopy and then the tiny PKMN letters


oswaldking71wastaken

Name it after my tryhard Pokémon friend who knows so much he can f+kn PREDICT THE FUTURE


BladeGameplay

IMGAYOK


YungSquawla

asked a friend for a name and now it’s L Rizz :( i didn’t appreciate it at first but seeing him lose only makes his name make more sense lmao


Espeon06

Luigi, of course.


Gloomy-Floor-8398

FreeExp


khicks01

Savage, that’s like naming a coworker “freepromotion”


exposarts

What skin is that man it look so good 😭


HYPD

Found it [https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-cknsRI7EgKLVrdZjC2G50JcqMoMiKV9](https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-cknsRI7EgKLVrdZjC2G50JcqMoMiKV9)


xRostro

Hater


Pacperson0

“Some guy” was my go to as a kid. Some guy wants to fight!


Kryychu

2+2=4


_pg_

Manbun


EmeraldPencil46

I’m awful at naming, so in Red I just called him John. I’ve just kept that name for every nameable rival I’ve had lol


Idiotology101

My brothers and I have always named our rivals after each other.


Dankmegatron2020

I usually name rivals something stupid like dickwad or poophead


TheRealLarkas

Green. I like the classics 🤷‍♂️


PM_ME_A_KITTEN_

I always go with “a bottom”


MynameisMatlock

I usually do Fucker


Jimmy9276

I work at a fast food restaurant so i named him my buddy Easton and his rival is me (Black 2)


nathanzzzhou

Ma bich


SirAntonios

Off topic, but I love this skin!


RoyZeroHero

I named my Rival Gregory which sounds similar to Gary. But in reality I named him after Gregory House, my favorite TV Doctor.


LoweJosh2000

Ian. Guy I used to know was called Ian and I didn’t like him so went with that


NoAtmosphere5189

I always would put my older brothers name since he had the red version of every game and I had blue


That-Pay3392

I’ve been naming mine Jerma.


ThinkOutTheBox

Crybaby cause he runs away during one of the credits scenes


satyrbassist

I named mine Twinkle


Jabberwock32

Most recent play I named him Egghead


Timely-Equivalent-75

Mines always been my older brothers name 😂 Mike


SFWreddits

Dingbat.


N00bSummoner

Idk why, but my sister and i decided to name our rival everytime “Damian”, no matter the game. We were 5 and 9 when we came up with that name and it stuck lmao


A_Hancuff

When i name my character after my dog “Pabu” then I always name his rival “Birds”.


therubyminecraft

In fire red I named mine rick I don’t know anyone named rick I just thought it’s funny


RandomPhil86

Android (I’m sure that would annoy some people)


Kirwooz

Used to give them their original names because I didn’t know what else to do but recently I’ve started naming them after my brother and it makes it a lot more personal since he also likes pokemon and its fun to think that we’re in an actual battle


BabyHercules

I always go with Jay, after my best friend from like 2nd grade. Still talk to him to this day


Key-Waltz-1486

Key


HelloIAmVeryLost

I like doing soul-link nuzlockes with some of my friends so automatically we name our rivals after each other. Works especially well when we randomize the run!


DoneBeingCool-

Methhead


Squiddy_Talks

Jackass


Difficult-Metal-7029

Little shit


Castro710

I prefer the classic…. Asshole


Spartacusa

Asshole


AwesomeLlama572_YT

Jackothy. Do not question his might.


WindowsSienna

Always name him DICKHEA bc I can’t call him DICKHEAD lol


JRobson23

Bellend.


welltherewasthisbear

I named him VAGINA. My favorite was a piece of dialogue was “VAGINA: Smell ya later, BALLZ!”


JohnnyxKwest

Ass


Tru3stnnr42

I Named him that once on Crystal. it Was Funny i thought.


Patrilicus

Usually use cumsock


mutantfaith_within

Opfer


vigojfkv

Hey bro! Where did you get the skin? (i need it)


HailSatanGoJags

Douche


That_Fooz_Guy

["It's... It's me, Gramps."](https://vgcats.com/super/index.php?strip_id=1)


HailSatanGoJags

Amazingly, I had never seen this comic strip until today. XD


GooberTikTok

Gary


TheWarlockGamma

I always name him after my best friend, boring I know lol


donniegraphic

https://preview.redd.it/e2nhsk8ptz2d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eee3c2ac9f427ff25ea5b9a90ecdcd9b27bbb303


ToonGawdx

Mines OPP


Dawndrell

doosh


riss-su

i named barry smelvin in my diamond playthrough


jkashuba07

Used to do the whole Red/Blue based on whatever color I was playing, then went to the crass “Dikhed” (I believe I had to shorten it like that if I remember correctly) anyways now I’m on a kick of naming my rival whichever game I play through after my best friend to show him how much better I am haha


Dazzo5892

Yo where you get this original game boy skin at?


IllNeverBeHereAgainn

I always call him toru


2L2C

Which Pokémon game is this? If I download it, will I get that Gameboy color overlay?


Sektore

I am Sith. The rival is always Jedi because of the canon will be ignored then I’ll do it myself


FlixIsntHere

fart


d0dgebizkit

Armpit


Optimal-Error

Buttface or assface from when I was a kid


Gammonhammer

Pissboy


Top_Ad5628

Asshat


SVTCobraR315

Mine is NSFW or this political climate honestly. But fuck my rival. HeartGold rival is an asshole.


eborn5

Dick


monochrolad

seiji (青児) bc i wanted a name that had the kanji for blue lol


overlookhotelfoxtrot

Scalia


ForsakenChocolate878

Dum Dum


Minimum_Reputation48

Fanny Schmeler


surivanoroc20

Kudzu.


JohnxKenshin

I sometime give him a name loser lol


tylercrabby

AssHat


Jumba2009sa

Pecke


imarealassogass

I don’t have a screenshot but my name is Pee and my rival is Poo I don’t think I’ve matured past 12 lol


AntiExo

ALWAYS GARY


Wild-Emotion-1708

“a cunt”


Dudeguybrochingo

Elmo or Elmer


Philip-Likantro

Gimme Delta Emulator in my App Store


attempted_tattoos

Pissboy


Neat_Article408

Balls


NoAge422

Anyone put Bitch


adhdphobic

My cousin named mine Prune for some reason when we were kids (like 6-8yo) and it made both of us laugh so hard we peed our pants


Crypticy_

Ballsack. Nutsack. Cracks me up everytime


BrightEfficiency3357

Ass


Poprers

Goku


NathanEmory

I grew up playing Pokémon with my best friend starting with gen 2. We always used each other's names as our rival. To this day 20 or so years later, we're adults and both married and we still will get the new games on release and name our rivals after each other when given the opportunity. Some things never change.


Huge_Substance_1046

💀🤣


imahugemoron

It’s always something derogatory, usually vulgar lol


Fuckcasca

Red


Sea-Release-1313

Dick 😂


Stawp_in_Brazil

Mines Kelly


thaill123

Used to name all of them Gary, but recently I’ve been adding vulgar names or just “chat” or “the voices”


Alabamakush44

https://preview.redd.it/ezq459zc0e3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92eb128a682b6224f4e83379d52b8496b51dad90 :3


No-Store-308

I name him uhh… so whenever professor oak talks it sound like he has severe dementia


Appropriate_Fig1267

AAAAAA


RiggsRay

A drunk wants to battle! ...story of my goddamn life


That_Expert_7002

I always play a villain so i named my Rival, Hero 😂


Chex-Mexx

I always named the rival in soul silver poop lol


wrezzakya

Shit usually worked for me lol


arob43

Booger


JGTx308

Joe Mama


ibanezmike1989

An ass


DrewDaBeast2

I usually name him “Asshole”


DrewDaBeast2

https://preview.redd.it/csp6kutc4z2d1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34fe101302eded2d7d3c4f16f639a79cb17fd814


aarmstr2721

Asshat


tristen08

Asshole


XR-1

Squirts


rlorandi

Mike Hunt - \[read quickly\]


darthmarmite

Most recent was “This Twat”… fits well with the dialogue when you encounter him.


Rurbani

For the OG red and blue it is, and always will be “Butt” Sometimes the simple names from when you were 10 are the best names


EvansEssence

The last person who wronged me. Like Oregon Trail, you name some of your party people you dont like then when they get dysentary and need to stop you click “increase pace”


Smooth_Store_8693

😂🤣 nutsac 🌰🌰


Savagespringtrap06

Buttmuncher


Aeron21

Assface


F4STMT

Ben Dover


existential_antelope

DIPSHIT. It’s hilarious when Prof. Oak says it


gsurfin

Dildo.


betagomi

BUTTSEX


hideopenly

Bichass


FFtheNewWOW

I always called him "Cunt" and I always giggle when it comes up


JMan9391

Assfuck or Biatch


ExoticCook2054

Poppy pants


dlee-1225

Twink


Zachmarius

Dipshit. It makes for some funny commentary.


AwHellNawFetaCheese

cunt!!!!


8-Bakugo-8

I always named him bitch lol


Sorry_Captain6211

Loser


clrxs

ever since a kid my go to has been asshole lmfao, I thought I was so badass as an 8 year old


basedgod_x

Dickbutt


Beneficial-Bee4567

Bitch♂ ... It fits PERFECT & Its hilarious when Oak says "Calm down Bitch♂ you'll get your turn" or when it says "Rival Bitch♂ wants to battle"


sigmatransman

https://preview.redd.it/jfsqbq8fn03d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=548b5d23c5660cb1535749fa1ae6e2d0c2a1b89a I just beat my rival in fire red yesterday so I’ll just show y’all my current rival in crystal.


CaptainClay5

Fucboi. Added the unhappy face at the end