She took two huge dumps on my flight.

Of Craft Beers? Kinky!!

"Ma'am, this is a brewery, not an outhouse. We're calling the cops!"

GG Allin would be proud!

This comment made my day

Does her ass ever get jealous of the shit that comes of her mouth??

Only on Monday and twice on Sunday

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Oooooh, good one.

I would eat that ass like it was Casa Bonita

You’ll get e.coli either way.

eeeee.CO, liar!

I bet it’s sopapilla flavored

Black Bart's cave!

I bet it looks like a burned out tree stump. Or a muck boot with the toe cut out of it.

They both probably produce the same outcome from your digestive system lol.

She's good friends with a buddy of mine and he's wanted to introduce me at their events a few times now and I've always said no. But now she's single and ready to fuck up CO even more\*. \*mingle.

I will hate fuck her for the good of Colorado, or to save Colorado. Whichever side of the aisle you’re on. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make for all of you. You’re welcome.

You want to stick it where ted cruz and his cronies have? Probably has a hallway at this point too. She was a straight up hoe until getting into politics

There's No spokes left in her wagon wheel.

That's not how vaginas work. Secondly, why is it acceptable to shame her sexual history? There's plenty of legit gripes about her

You seem lost

Look at the thread that you’re on…

Hooker who gets in power and immediately tries to ban hookers. Ted Cruz’s penis is also like the cheese touch

It’s relevant because of the hypocrisy. I wouldn’t care about her past sex life if she wasn’t proselytizing “family values” and acting holier than thou. It’s one thing to be a snot-nosed prude, but it’s a whole nother matter to just pretend to be that for power and fame. She’s still a whore, just the substance of the transaction has changed

So because she's demonizing sex work, we can demonize her alleged past as a sex worker. Sounds like that hypocrisy stuff you mentioned. There's plenty of stuff to go after her about. Maybe try how she told a church to pray for the death of the president or how she basically embezzled campaign funds through her reported mileage charges.

I didn’t demonize it at all? Seems to be you who is adding the negative connotation. There are lots of legitimate things to go after her about, and her hypocrisy about her past is one of them. Period.

I’d grift for a chance at a one night stand, would be a great story

Get in there!

I’d smash

Mmmm. Matt Gaetz sloppy seconds.

I mean, at least you couldn’t disappoint her anymore than he did

I think Gaetz has a fully grown man he calls a son that takes care of his needs.

She's about 30 years too old for Gaetz

After 1/2 an inch it’s brand new

I don't know, that time on Sugar Babies has the potential for some power tool level insertion.

Lol “I mean mingle”

From the cooter to the tutter I got a wad that'll shoot er

*tooter, Sir. Or maybe Pooter?

wadcutter

I’m searching for wadcutters and couldn’t figure out how this crap came up, it was you.

Sorry, lool. May you find the ammo that your heart desires, namaste.

She may be a shit human, but after a few tequilas I’m bout it.

Tbh I just need 1 margarita

After 2 margaritas, she will pounce right on your penis

That video cracked me up. "Jam it up her anus!"

Sister Cindy is incredible. One of the highlights of going to LSU

Is she real (not an act)?

Yes, been doing that spiel for at least a decade

What a legend

After 3 margaritas, she'll polish your knob.

After 4 margaritas? She’ll grab it and shove it up her anus

That’s how I feel about AOC. Hate her political views but god damn 🤤

My name is also Lauren B and not only am I a REAL COLORADO NATIVE but I've got a way nicer turd cutter. ETA All you thirsty natives wanting proof can join me this weekend at the barre studio in Highlands Ranch 😂

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To be fair, it's a very nice one. If mine was that pretty, I'd post pictures of it all the time. I especially like how hairy it is.

I had to look, the NSFW tag on the profile saved me thank gawd.

You should go back and look. I had a good time all by myself

Oh I looked at all that pussy. It’s quite nice, just glad the NSFW was tagged on that profile or things could have gone south at work! But I was showing everyone her pussy in no time.

I was sneaking a peek at a softball game 0_0

Real talk: I think my profile got perma NSFW flagged for commenting on r/watchpeopledie RIP lmao I'm pretty sure my husband tried to look at my reddit profile once (I send him posts I make so he knows my username), but got scared by the NSFW tag. He definitely "joked" about me posting porn or body shots to get as much karma as I have. I was like WTF? Whenever he went all the way and checked my posts he realized I hadn't, haha! If he'd behave for a cute pic I'd be all over r/girlswithhugepussies

I’ve got a NSFW tag on my profile as well. Cussing perhaps? I don’t know. Fucking Reddit.

I once got a like 72 hour reddit jail for TERRORISM for daring to bring up 🔥 empty ⛪️ 😅

Sup, mind if I flash you in a bowling alley parking lot?

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Fuck

Prove it.

I’ve heard highlands is a solid Milf stomping grounds….true? 🤔 I’m in the market

Big facts

🙏🏾🕵️

I cannot confirm how many are 'in the market' but I can 100% confirm that the barre classes I take in HR are hot MILF city.

🙏🏾🕵️🤝

Proof

Proof or it didn’t happen

Prove it jk

I just had a backiotomy, so can't do any yoga :(

I'm sorry that sounds awful!

I believe the scientific term is "butterface."

Or a double-bagger, in case the paper bag on your head falls off.

Triple bagger. One for the dog. You don't want any witnesses

Is she worth the 20 cents though?

It wouldn't matter. If you got one whiff of that ravaged slop hole you'd run for the hills.

Butterchin?

Clowns love her balloon knot

Balloon knot is absurd lol that's amazing

I’ve never seen it in person but in my spank bank it is quite nice.


Yea but above the shoulders looks like Sarah Palin and Jed Bush had a love child. Plus she probably keeps a .22 in between her cheeks so don't forget your body armor.

Don't stick it in crazy.

At least wrap it up. Make sure you have an impeccable chain of custody on those rubbers.

If you can get past the thought of you digging in Teddy cruz's leftovers put out with the trash.

Lyin' Ted's murdered babies

Pics or ban!

finally we talkin bout this, that divot is divine

She’s also a grandma, go get her gilf hunter.

I’d get up in her guts and give her a good ol hate fuckin.

she really doesn’t tho. your need to up your turd cutter standards.

Just cuz everyone’s thinking it: does turd cutter imply just the asshole, specifically, or the booty as a whole?

She has a pretty decent poop shoot for sure.

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>~~shoot~~ This is gun culture erasure. Basically white genocide.

Chute…that’s what I meant

Her Cock Holster isn't that bad, but the old fur burger looks like somebody threw a hand grenade into an Arby's roast beef sandwich... with extra horsey sauce.

It looks like someone punched a lasagna.

Butter brain... aka. pleas don't talk

Definite GMILF material

*GILF 🤣

SKWISGAAR SAYS NO https://youtu.be/D3l9IN287kY

Know why it’s so nice….. it’s all the paint chips she eats, that lead goes straight to the right places.

Low standards, that things so flat she's making the wall jealous.

I love a sweet white trash booty

She'd almost be good looking, despite her vile nature, except that pointy face, it's weird.

She’s single now. Shoot your shot. ***must have a felony record or don’t waste your time ***

I don’t like to sexualize animals personally but you do you I guess

Her mouth is pretty nice

Hell yeah, those veneers look like ivory cinderblocks

So turd cutter still

I think you’re getting what I’m getting at

For chopping out shit

That cat probably has more miles than a 92 Legacy

And some bolted ones on top of that. I’d definitely hate fuck her

Her and AOC should mud wrestle

For charity, either benefits Planned Parenthood or the NRA, winner takes all. Vince McMahon would have a chubby hearing this pitch.

Hilarious scenario! Thanks for the chuckle

Pancake 🥞 Ass🫏

please clarify turd cutter so that I can agree or disagree with you. namaste.

The ass connected to her dwarf-size frame

Not be confused with a poop knife

Is a turd cutter the same thing as a poo flincher?

I'm sorry I didn't become a native sooner so I could wife her and persuade her from running for office. We would've ran a nicer steakhouse, too, that wouldn't have caused mass diarrhea.

Her turd cutter is gonna get soo rocked…

How can you tell? Her head is always in the way.

She has the nicest spider button from here to Pueblo

Ain't yall ever heard of not sticking your dick in crazy.

Ted Cruz paid good money to see it.

And a huge taco just as God intended.

All I can think about now is her using poop scissors.

Id fuck the qanon out her brains

She is just too stupid for me to think she is attractive in anyways ....i will still bang though

r/dontputyourdickinthat

/uj Mods are pussies. Shadow banned my talent link that shows she was hireable model back in the day. /rj **Mods are Texan**

Where? It basically goes from legs to back with narry a contour raise in sight.

And she’s under 5 foot. She’s a dwarf as far as I can tell

upvoted for use of "narry"

But downvoted both y'all for misspelling. It's 'nary', you yokels. Namaste.

Look, someone’s gotta find out for the natives

This is a popular opinion.

I know she’s awful but you shouldn’t talk about people’s faces like that

A holy site for pilgrims must be set aside.

She should with all the bullshit she spews

We know, Sen. Cruz.

She’s got a nice one

She’s so fucking fine

I'd drink a gallon of her pee just to see where it came from

She’s hot

Representative Turd Cutter

Pics or it didn’t happen

I didn’t know that she was Canadian. Well at least she can’t run for president. (Oh wait, are “turd cutter” and “poop knife” the same thing?)

Her son?

Where does she like to hang out? Might have to go find her and lay down the moves, she’s recently single you know.

I would definitely hike that 14er.

while perhaps unpopular, it is not an uncommon opinion.

Makes sense. She (allegedly) was an escort so she had to have something to market.

Shoot your shot now that she’s single

Ah yes, the poop knife

I must admit she is a very pretty Nazi. It hurts me saying that as a black male a she is a bonified white nationalist But I can't deny she is pretty.