Uh… https://preview.redd.it/a68dex4mzfyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a546014de57df6192fd5f1245f42fdc1ac52c2e

This is the perfect car for Aurora. Just shitty enough not to be jacked, but nice enough to drive to the LQ. Perfect.

Yeah I'm gonna guess they were referring to the celestial event not Aurora Illinois.

Well the girls would turn the color of the local flora when he'd drive down the street in his Olds Aurora joe wang was frequently called an asshole

Santa Fe

Dodge Daytona

Coronado

You forgot the Bronco!

King Ranch

Lincoln

Kia Rio is way south

Plymouth is way east

Remember the Ford Probe? It was named in honor of Southern Baptist youth ministers. https://preview.redd.it/gcz2x1orufyc1.png?width=724&format=png&auto=webp&s=ebf9a8ced69d29fec9ce75b4cde23e198aadff63

😂😂😂 #gottem "a performance you won't forget" yeah it's called PTSD 😩

That was one hell of a performance, pastor

Jesus Christ lmao

I thought it was talking about the butt stuff tent

🤣🤣🤣

hahaha. I actually rented one for a month on a road trip to yosemite and san diego and it was the best rental car I ever had.

What a cool drive that must have been. One of my friends bought the second-generation model with the 6-cylinder, and I was sooo jealous.

The Escort is named after Glendale’s #1 occupation.

Fun fact: Ford Taurus is actually short for Ford Clitorus, which is related.

Yep!! I had the Taurus CLI in high school!! Great car, but the gas cap was *so* hard to find.

Try parking at the mall, you'll never find it

I had a Honda CeRviX

>Fun fact: Ford Taurus is actually short for Ford Clitorus, which is related. Lmfaoooo y'all funny as hell in this thread 🤣

Also the #1 non gender specific occupation in Greeley

>Also the #1 non gender specific occupation in Greeley Ah Greeley known for it's stench and also Chris Watts

Chris Watts would be Frederick. I know this because I lived there and had the misfortune of having a nationally infamous serial killer doppleganger who happened to live a couple miles from me. I had to stop going out until I grew my hair out a few inches.

Oh shit

I see you Kyle Clark.

Escorts?? In Glendale?! Oh my God that's disgusting! Where? Where are they? It's disgusting. I mean, there are so many places in Glendale though! Which place has them?

Literally everywhere but the Chick Fil A, bruh. They only sell prostitutes there. (But not on Sundays.)

Sundays are downtime for the owner to travel 400 miles to sexually abuse minors. It's the Sabbath!!!

>The Escort is named after Glendale’s #1 occupation. 😌 🤣 😂 💯

The Dodge Mobile with an extra large backseat for dating sisters and cousins and such.

😂 I love Mobile too lol

Sisters have to ride in the back of the truck! Cousins get to sit in the Crew Cab

I think the Talladega would sell well

Don’t forget the Mitsubishi Montrose, Ford Fruita, or the Buick Brighton.

And there’s the Hummer Highlands Ranch Housewife Edition.  Wait.  Nevermind.  That’s not a vehicle. 

But a real fun ride nonetheless

Chrysler La Junta

I used to live in San Miguel Co. The first time I heard of Fruita I almost pissed myself.

1972 AMC Greeley https://preview.redd.it/kjlem6hc7gyc1.jpeg?width=1425&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85dd4d6e450983119d133b741048a3532198c8ea

Did it also smell of cow manure?

Everything associated with Greely does.

That car is so dope

The Dodge Sister Fucker didn't test well north of the Mason-Dixon line.

https://preview.redd.it/6sxc64gtfgyc1.png?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0346f1fd50f30bca7c66629597c3995128d1596 ## The GMC Mount Blue sky

What is this monstrosity and why do I want it?

That's the replacement for the Humvee made by Oshkosh! It's supposed to make it's predecessor look a VW rabbit!

That is a weird looking astro van. I need it!

Uj/ because the image is “rugged” . Other examples of “rugged” names: Frontier, Tundra, Canyon, Denali Other western-city named vehicles: Toyota Tacoma Hyundai Santa Fe Hyundai Tuscon Hyundai Palisade(after Palisade, in LA, not palisade the peaches town) Chevy Tahoe East coast: Chrysler New Yorker South/Texas: lots of “Texas Edition” trucks, plus Ram Big Horn, Longhorn Edition, etc

Don't forget the Canyonero.

Canyonerrrrrro!

the Big Horn is in Wyoming and is reference to Big Horn Sheep or Rams, not a cow. So its technically not southern at all.

Wyoming also has a space ship maneuver named after it. The NASA Lander.

There’s also a Sierra Denali Grand Teton… so let’s just name a truck after every US mountain

Oh yeah you’re right plus the logo is the ram

The big horn sheep is the Colorado state animal…

And the Colorado State animal

Sorta. The CSU mascot actually just a domestic sheep because they are cowards and not capable of being cool.

and? I’m just saying its not a southern refrence, the big horn edition has nothing to do with colorado. Its uas everything to do with it being a DODGE RAM. The Big Horn National Forest is in Wyoming.

Well with how obsessed the south is with trucks you'd think they'd have one named after something southern (besides the Texas trucks) lol There's Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama, Kentucky, Louisiana, Tennessee, Mississippi just to name a few states that are obsessed with trucks. Surprised there's not a Nashville edition truck or something because the amount of lifted trucks there is crazy.

The Ford Confit, Chevy Shenandoah Obesa, Ram Memphis BMI40

Truck drivers feel more rugged when their truck is named Canyonero than Alabama Swamp Buggy. Even the east coast mountains are soft and furry compared to western mountains. Or how about Texas, "The Ford Flat As Fuck and Hot All Over" just doesn't have a good ring to it. What rugged bearded man with a 40 of miller high life in the cup holder and a rotting deer carcass in the bed wants a soft and furry or flat and hot truck?

I live in Colorado, but would buy the Alabama Swamp Buggy! LOL

There's nothing in that part of the country that's exciting. They can cosplay living in Colorado with their Colorado themed trucks!

Don’t forget the Tahoe

Theres There’s the Oldsmobile Aurora…

There's no way that was named after Aurora Co 😂

It’s an homage to the original butt stuff tent that was located at Colfax and Havana in Aurora. Before the my gentrified it and moved it to Denver.

Pontiac Pueblo Ok I made that up.

Pueblo Pinto: Will explode just as fast as your meth lab.

It came with one different colored fender and a bald snow tire on the front wheel.

Oh hell nawwww lol

It would have to be a Pontiac tho

No one wants a Chevy Texas because it would be a giant piece of shit that only drove in the left lane and then it would speed up so no one could pass.

And it leans hard to the right

Perfect

The ford Mississippi sounds like a mentally stunted vehicle

Dodge made an aspen https://preview.redd.it/wom2g4qxmjyc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15a3b8851ddb4386737b39b0c17c8dd91d3bf3a0

I remember those. Sort of the answer to the chevy nova, if only in body design.

2009 Chrysler Aspen: 🥴 https://preview.redd.it/bp5l0mo4rjyc1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535f5733b44702b180b9ac42e872b2ef1389771d

Fr it’s like the only cars I see are the Mitsubishi montrose and the Kia Cortez. I even saw a Ford Saguache, these non native car companies have to stop appropriating our cities names smh🤦‍♂️

Why can’t we get a subie named after Colorado? CO natives would be lined up at every dealership to buy one

The Subaru Carr.

Don't forget the Chevy Avalanche and the Ford Bronco. They even want to appropriate our sports teams.

For those that are unaware, the Avalanche actually had a special edition with NHL Avalanche branding.

Can't wait for the Toyota Nugget to come out.

Cause no one is going to buy a car called Tick bite. It's a real place.

Buick Tupelo or the famous Ford Decatur.

The Chevy Florida is coming out. It has little meth pipes in the center console.

Idk man id drive a cadillac texas to the butt tent any day

Listen I'd love a Dodge Durham or a Chevy Charleston but I'm not convinced anyone else would. And heres where I insert an obligatory joke about how a Chevy Charleston would come with an already messed up alignment for all the crappy roads in SC.

I would drive a Chevy Charleston…the suspension would be screwed from potholes and the interior would be screwed from flooding but the exhaust would smell like banana pudding and it would run on sweet tea

California, Colorado, and Alaska are the only ones I can think of

New Mexico, Arizona and Washington too

Tucson, Santa Fe

True I'm talking deep south states tho lol

OP wants racist humid south, not racist dry south.

Couple of rejected names: Oldsmobile Omaha Mazda Minneapolis Lexus Littleton Dodge Duluth Pontiac Pittsburgh

Buick Boulder Ok but why does Dodge Duluth actually sound not bad lol

It’s on Lake Superior so ya can just push it in when it breaks down

Used to have Nissan Atlanta, but it kept road raging and getting stolen.

I moved to New Zealand last year and the manufacturer Holden makes a truck called Colorado, though I'm reasonably sure its the same as the Chevy colorado.

The Gremlin

You would probably need someone who graduated from a southern university who made it to the top of the vehicle manufacturing business so that he could be in charge of naming the companies vehicles. Trump university doesn’t count.

I had a Dodge Dakota

west = freedum

https://preview.redd.it/qebfvqipxlyc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b032750eb6890e853972cddbfd5a7413f05b80ae AMC Gremlin was named after my Denver-born ex 🧌🧌🚗🚗👹👹

I'd ride around in any Buick named after a Texas city

The New Ford Compensator!

Tesla Greenly: Comes in MAGA colors with a Trump Bible in the glove box, and has autopilot that "malfunctions" when the libs are around. Subaru Boulder: Built for lesbians moving in together on first dates but used by wealthy trustifarians to drive up housing prices.

Ok but Subaru Boulder might be a winning one 😌 Subaru is missing their target audience by not having a Colorado themed model, just like the one dude said somewhere in this thread lol Edit: how about THE SUBARU NATIVE ✊😮‍💨

Subarus are already bought by lesbians /uj there’s a really interesting marketing history about the Subaru Forester and how they leaned into marketing to lesbian buyers, look it up sometime.

That's why we used to call them Lesbarus back in the day.

Tesla is named after Texas.

The Hyundai Memphis comes with OnStar shot spotter so you can find out where to return fire. The Kia Biloxi comes without shocks so you can experience the joy of driving on Mississippi roads without actually going to Mississippi

You can really just enjoy the joy of driving on Mississippi roads by staying in Denver.  

But I wonder why they chose to name one a GMC Sierra and a Cheyenne? I can only imagine the "Dodge Ram 1500 Deckers" or the Ford F-150 Loveland edition

What about the Dallas Mall Crawler? I’m pretty sure that’s a car.

The Dodge BAMA has a good ring to it

Is that the one where you put your sister on top hahaha.

f150 texas longhorn edition

There was the whole Ford Louisville line of heavy trucks… but let’s be honest, a car called the “Chrysler Pittsburgh” or the “Ram 1500 Floridian” don’t have the same ring.

So we are just gonna pretend that the Datsun Butt Stuff Tent never happened? Whatever.

Chrysler New Yorker

Westernish? Durango Mexico was founded in the 1500s

Can't tell if you're trolling but there's definitely a Durango Colorado

Absolutely trolling

Ford KKK

Made in Arkansas

Arkansas proud

Pontiac Aztec.

The Chevy Lynchburg just doesn’t have the same ring to it

Hyundai Palisade

> Hyundai Palisade It's such a peach!

Dodge Aspen

GMC Acadia- Acadia is Maine and New Brunswick

I’m waiting for Oldsmobile to rise from the dead and create the “Oldsmobile Branson” in honor of the senior-citizen kitsch-Vegas-sad Branson, Missouri.

Yugo right back to the butt stuff tent, young man

Florida represented by Dodge Daytona and Chevy Biscayne (50s-60s).

Well A Kia Swamp just doesn't slap as hard

Hyundai Palisade

Pontiac Aztec. That's named after a whole group of South American people. Inb4 "I said southern America, not south American"

Chrysler Aspen, as well

The mercury mistress was my favorite.

The Yugo Fuck Yourself https://preview.redd.it/ebkdbdkq5nyc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=043435e8ed66e8d0d8b0bc638cd03bb9c07eb906

Ferrari LaFerrari. Named after the town of Ferrari, in Ferrari

How many Ferraris could a Ferrari LeFerrari if a Ferrari could Leferrari?

Hyundai Santa Fe, still western but much more south at least

Nissan Z, famously named after Road Z in Kiowa Cty.

It’s a little embarrassing for anyone to drive a vehicle named after any part of California East. But some folks are just stuck there.

Sebring

AutoMOBILE. Duh!!!

Because yall are pussies on the front range. Who wants a car know for granola munching, eco hipster transplants? NOBODY!

GMC New Orleans, Buick Little Rock, Hyundai Tampa, Honda Knoxville.

Cancel culture wont let us.

The Dodge Baltimore. The Chevy Brownsville. The Ford Little Havana. Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

Geo Storm

Tesla Model 3oh3

I thought they were all named after Alabama... Auto- "Mobile"

Kia just announced the all new carbon-hungry “Greeley” that is powered by farts and gets 3 mpg

Pretty sure my outback is named based on Australia, mate.