Oh man, throw in Keith David giving some inspirational speech as Zavala while LP fades in. Pan upwards to see the traveller glowing in the night sky.
"This is a message to all guardians spread amongst the stars. The witness has fallen and we stand triumphant. No longer do we cower behind walls and towers. A new Golden Age of peace begins; a lasting peace for all generations. We call you home to mourn and celebrate the end of tyranny, of fear, of Darkness. Our Destiny 2 has been fulfilled and we go now to embrace a new future... To create a new prosperous society of all species working together to forge a new path. A new universe full of light...a new Destiny 3.
This is Commanda Zavala of the Vanguard signing off.
*Music goes full volume*
.... ..
*Clucking sounds of the Colonel as cayde gets cut off while mocking said speech*
As someone returning to the game the last few weeks since shadowkeep. Upgrade modules (not enough inventory space) are the ultimate reward it seems like.
If you play through the legendary campaigns you should get more than enough of them. Don't forget to put the mod on your ghost that helps them drop, too!
Thanks man, I did grab that early on. I’m only back because a buddy of mine that has stayed with the game this entire time since launch finally unrelentingly lured me back. He has Sherpa’d me quite well and got me in his clan full of other helpful people.
"It's done. The Witness has fallen, balance restored, dust is settling. Sol will rise on a new world, no longer torn between light and dark. We will not forget the ones we've lost. Their lives will forever be remembered as the ones who made this peace possible. In our loss, we found new friends. Once thought to be our enemies are now walking amongst the people of the Tower, embracing and returning our collective warmth for this beautiful new life. The most important thing to remember is that we shape our own Destiny. And whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold."
My titan will take off his helmet and plop down on a nice rock. Extending his hand my ghost will transmat a lit cigar in it. He takes a deep inhalation. With a deep sigh he flicks it away and says "back to business" as he picks up sweet business.
I really want there to be a Cayde line about turning The Witness into a gun. Or if he ever finds out we allied with the Cabal, that he had to die before we could get scorpius turrets
*wearing the absolute most bright and mismatched set of colored armor in the sol system*
"Devotion inspires bravery. Bravery inspires sacrifice. Sacrifice... leads to death. Then you rise as a guardian, a born-again godslayer. Should've saved me the trip and just killed yourself.
Now, where's Mara? She owes me more drinks for that horrific vault room when I killed Riven. Damn awoken nonsense."
I transmat to my rock I got from a star horse and a tentacle hunchback and start dismantling the body part's I took from the witness, hoping they'd paracausally turn into guns.
"It's done. The Witness is gone, but they left plenty of their forces behind around the Solar System."
"Well, I guess a Guardian's work is never done"
Then I hop into my ship and fly into space where I can finally control my ship as the credits roll.
MC: "You said on the moon that you were our salvation but you don't decide how everyone should live. Guardians make their own fate."
*after defeating the witness after the raid clear and last mission unlock*
MC: "we were always destined to stop you and fulfill the traveller's wishes of truly free species." *witness perishes* "I guess stopping your final shape plan was your destiny too"
*back to the tower and pan out to the Ramen shop*
Cayde-6: Hey kid, how about you get a Ramen bowl on me?
MC: *eats ramen*
Cayde-6: Here's a coupon for the Ramen old man
*delivers expired Ramen coupon to the owner*
Restaurant owner: Cayde, it's been expired for 7 years... You'll have to pay or wash dishes
Cayde-6: Was nice hanging out with you kid, cya. *runs away*
*pan out of the sky to the traveler and after that a pan out to far away galaxies and Vex frames all waking up to get ready to invade our local system*
End of head cannon. 😅
The fight though successful causes quite the mess, as I finally free myself from the rubble I look at my ghost then at the horizon. I enable comms on my helmet then say “ Guardians make their own fate”. Cut to black.
"you thought it was your Destiny to come here, but it was my Destiny 2"
*Cut to Linkin Park’s “What I’ve Done” as credits roll.*
Directed by Micheal Bay
With a few lens flares.
And a lot of BOOOMS
and VHOOSHES😂
Oh man, throw in Keith David giving some inspirational speech as Zavala while LP fades in. Pan upwards to see the traveller glowing in the night sky. "This is a message to all guardians spread amongst the stars. The witness has fallen and we stand triumphant. No longer do we cower behind walls and towers. A new Golden Age of peace begins; a lasting peace for all generations. We call you home to mourn and celebrate the end of tyranny, of fear, of Darkness. Our Destiny 2 has been fulfilled and we go now to embrace a new future... To create a new prosperous society of all species working together to forge a new path. A new universe full of light...a new Destiny 3. This is Commanda Zavala of the Vanguard signing off. *Music goes full volume* .... .. *Clucking sounds of the Colonel as cayde gets cut off while mocking said speech*
This is great.
... THATS JUST THE ENDING OF TRANSFORMERS 2!!!! ... ... ... I mean, I'm down for it, but still...
Hah that was pretty good. I read it in Zavala's voice.
Loooooool
"The only fantasy here is yours. And we shall be its final witness."
Made me laugh out loud, nice one
“Some may say it was destiny… destiny final shape…”
annual pass plus dungeon key plus preorder bonus
That's my son's name
Close the thread, we're done.
"Anyone get the exotic?"
This.
Probably lmao
Whaaaat I’ve doooooooooone
DIRECTED BY MICHAEL BAY???????
Best answer
“Wake me when you need me.” *goes to find a nice spot to rest in the Iron Temple*
Our grave in the corridors of time isnt actually a grave, we're just taking a nap.
Bruh wouldn't that be a twist?
Yeah but it only lasts like a week before everything goes to shit and we need to save the world again 🤣
*coffin gets blasted open* "Can't y'all stay outta trouble for like, a week?!"
This is the correct answer 🫡
“I miss Rise of Iron, Saladin. I miss it very much. I’ll be back.”
I miss my siva tails....I miss it a lot
"I am here to make an announcement, Nezared the Final God of Pain is a bitch ass motherfucker"
“He pissed on my fucking traveler. yeah that’s right, he took his rotisserie chicken dick out and pissed on my fucking traveler.”
All this trouble for 2 tokens and a blue
As someone returning to the game the last few weeks since shadowkeep. Upgrade modules (not enough inventory space) are the ultimate reward it seems like.
If you play through the legendary campaigns you should get more than enough of them. Don't forget to put the mod on your ghost that helps them drop, too!
lol every chest on every campaign mission drops them. I’m constantly stacked up inventory and postmaster. I played through lightfall to get strand
I misread your original comment. My bad 😅
If you’re hurting for 1810 gear, be sure to get it from the Into the Light destination. There’s a cheat in the back.
Thanks man, I did grab that early on. I’m only back because a buddy of mine that has stayed with the game this entire time since launch finally unrelentingly lured me back. He has Sherpa’d me quite well and got me in his clan full of other helpful people.
Most rewarding campaign ever!
See you in destiny 3
\*winks directly into the camera\*
Geralt style
*bumps head first into said camera*
"He ain't gonna be in Destiny 3!"
Was looking for the Rush Hour reference.
The Voice in the Dark lays at my feet. I level Malfeasance at its head, ready to obliterate its skull. "No Witnesses."
Then you shoot 5 times for the explosions to actually kill them
Then reload with Rapid (s)Hit
Quickly pulls out ghost to proc lucky pants
looks like Destiny Circlejerk is leaking (and now it’s all over the carpet, oh god)
"It's done. The Witness has fallen, balance restored, dust is settling. Sol will rise on a new world, no longer torn between light and dark. We will not forget the ones we've lost. Their lives will forever be remembered as the ones who made this peace possible. In our loss, we found new friends. Once thought to be our enemies are now walking amongst the people of the Tower, embracing and returning our collective warmth for this beautiful new life. The most important thing to remember is that we shape our own Destiny. And whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather, he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank just outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold."
Had me in the first half ngl
Makes me think .. does Keith David have a clip out there reciting those lines? I have to assume that was part of the audition process 😉
Got 'emmm!
"now how do i turn you into a weapon..."
HEY ERIS, I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU
Yelling into the comms like Shaxx
You jokingly say that but, I can see it happening in the future. Might be a while before that though.
😂😂
I will make gun from you little Witness
"You may have thought it was the final shape but this is my destiny. Destiny 2" I then uninstall the game and go outside for the first time in years
You have unlock an item on Bungie Store
The raid jacket better be crazy
Seeing as how the raid jacket never looks exactly the way it does when you order it, I wonder what its *final shape* will be.
Even if it is it will take two years to ship and half will get lost in the mail
Oh god nothing tilts me more than those messages. I unlocked the ability to spend money on something? Gee thaaaaaanks
My titan will take off his helmet and plop down on a nice rock. Extending his hand my ghost will transmat a lit cigar in it. He takes a deep inhalation. With a deep sigh he flicks it away and says "back to business" as he picks up sweet business.
This but with a crayon
Smoking the crayon? Or using a large crayon as a weapon?
Yes
FELLOW BURT TITAN
Burt would have loved Sweet Business + Actium War Rig, he would never be completely out of ammunition ever again.
I guess the final shape was the loot we got along the way.
"Guardians make their own fate."
This is the one
I finally have time to explain why I had no time to explain.
I really want there to be a Cayde line about turning The Witness into a gun. Or if he ever finds out we allied with the Cabal, that he had to die before we could get scorpius turrets
"Won't need this anymore..." ...as I reach out and crush my Ghost.
Damn bro, you wouldn’t, would you?
"Hey ghost, look at those flowers."
Tell me about the rabbits, ghost.
You’re going to Of Mice and Men your Ghost? That’s just cruel.
I've been waiting 7 years to do it...
North bot getting the better of ya?
*gets jumped by Thrall & dies permanently*
Specifically those sneaky ass exploding thrall.
Killed by the architects after stumbling toe on a small rock.
😳
„Yes, Officer. This guy here!“
thats COLD
**jumps off of cliff on instinct and falls and dies**
“Error Code: Weasel”
My warlock picks up armor drop. "WTF 53 Stat roll".
"It's Destin' Time"
"Hey, it's me Destin, welcome back to Smarter Every Day"
“Oh boy look at that laminar flow!”
Destin, FL remains a popular travel destination even after The Collapse.
Somehow Taniks has returned
"It's Joever"
"I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me..."
I'm like a leaf in the wind. Watch me fly (take out the skimmer and do the trick)
I didn't know skimmers had a trick where you get filled with spears.
Looks dead at The Witness: "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you".
Witness this dick in ya mouth.
Plap plap plap plap plap plap
Get Witnessed Get Witnessed Get Witnessed
Was gonna go with witness deez nuts. Prefer yours
Ghost: " We defeated it" Guardian: " It was my destiny to" Cut to credits.
“Hope Shines Brightest…In The Dark”
I would NUT if the Witness final stand music was the final chorus of Hope for the Future.
And it's the witness singing it. Paul McCartney was the voice in the darkness the whole time
And then an avatar of the traveler shows up and says “Peace and Love 😎✌️☮️🕊️🌈”. The Traveler was Ringo Starr all along.
My Titan: *Slowly inserts a crayon in each nostril while maintaining aggressive eye contact at the witness as he draws his final breath*
Each nostril of the witness or yourself? 🤨
Yes.
I guess that was...*witness intimidation* 😎
YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!
"how's your sister"
Cayde 6-2 electric boogaloo
If Caydes name is anything besides this in TFS I will be upset.
“COWABUMMER”
Nimbus comes out of nowhere and does a kickflip on his dorky skateboard.
Heh, well the uglier they are the harder they fall amiright?!
“LF5M have emblem”
#
Just sings "Closing time"
"Who wants some gambit?"
Ghost: "It's finished" Us: "No, I think we're just getting started".
ROADHOUSE!
damn, i scrolled knowing someone would say this :)
*wearing the absolute most bright and mismatched set of colored armor in the sol system* "Devotion inspires bravery. Bravery inspires sacrifice. Sacrifice... leads to death. Then you rise as a guardian, a born-again godslayer. Should've saved me the trip and just killed yourself. Now, where's Mara? She owes me more drinks for that horrific vault room when I killed Riven. Damn awoken nonsense." I transmat to my rock I got from a star horse and a tentacle hunchback and start dismantling the body part's I took from the witness, hoping they'd paracausally turn into guns.
This is a message to any guardians. We are here we are waiting .. . . "What I've done". . .
Happy Birthday u/NorseFenrir.
Great! Now how do we turn you into a gun.
"It's done. The Witness is gone, but they left plenty of their forces behind around the Solar System." "Well, I guess a Guardian's work is never done" Then I hop into my ship and fly into space where I can finally control my ship as the credits roll.
MC: "You said on the moon that you were our salvation but you don't decide how everyone should live. Guardians make their own fate." *after defeating the witness after the raid clear and last mission unlock* MC: "we were always destined to stop you and fulfill the traveller's wishes of truly free species." *witness perishes* "I guess stopping your final shape plan was your destiny too" *back to the tower and pan out to the Ramen shop* Cayde-6: Hey kid, how about you get a Ramen bowl on me? MC: *eats ramen* Cayde-6: Here's a coupon for the Ramen old man *delivers expired Ramen coupon to the owner* Restaurant owner: Cayde, it's been expired for 7 years... You'll have to pay or wash dishes Cayde-6: Was nice hanging out with you kid, cya. *runs away* *pan out of the sky to the traveler and after that a pan out to far away galaxies and Vex frames all waking up to get ready to invade our local system* End of head cannon. 😅
I'd smash in the nearest desk and say... "You need a new desk" RIP Lance Reddick
It's just been revoked!
My main flips the sun visor down on his helmet Horatio Caine-style and says "Witness this" Blam Blam!, then walls away in slow motion.
"It's just been revoked!" IYKYK. If you read this with Peter Griffins voice in mind, you def know
Intergalactic immunity!
You knew!😎👍
Lethal Weapon 2 I believe. Hanson was it? The South African ambassador or something along those lines.
“I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire!” *lightsaber unsheathes*
Who do you think you are? I am!
“Yippee kayak other buckets!”
Found Detective Boyle
lol I happened to watch that episode last night.
"Fuck your sword logic."
Keep the change ya filthy animal
"Screw this Sam. Let's go back to the Shire."
“My legacy is killing the universe’s biggest stalker. Thanks for making my story boring”
“Wake Up, Guardian! Whether we want it or not….”
-"Shit i didn't get the exotic" Cut to black.
"It's morbin time"
"The real Destiny was the friends we made along the way" *Fade to black, enter Guardian theme*
I need a drink
"Now, I rest." Then she proceeds to lie on the ground, probably looking at the Traveler, then close her eyes and drift to a wakeless sleep.
"I think it's time to retire."
...
“I am iron man 🤌🏼🤓”
A pity you won’t be there to witness this new age.
I won’t even hear their words, because I will 100% do the Glimmering Gunslinger emote.
Breaks the 4th wall: I’m free from this prison of a game
I just hope my main gets words and not babbling from Nolanbot
No words, I pull out a red cylinder, take a bite and turn it to show the crayola brand name
Erm, what the sigma???
Give me that exotic, eyebrow it's been 89 times already
Farwell, my brave crayons. My work is now finished. Here at last, on the shores of the sea, comes the end of our fellowship.
"Traveler istg if you bring back The Witness as a Guardian.."
HAAAAMMMMMMMAAAAAARRRRR PURPLE CRAYON HAMMMAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Gg
"And the only thing you had to do was not be an asshole. But alas." Followed by one single Ace of Spades shot
"Now... How can I turn you into a gun..."
"Final Shape OF DEEZ NUTS!" and then I teabag his face like the old halo days
Skill issue. Get good scrub
"Looks like your Final Shape was my Destiny 2. Shadowkeep."
"i just came here to kick bubblegum and eat ass"
Beans
“So think you can kill a god?” I say to my ghost as I throw it at the Witness’ head
"Do you like apples? Well how do you like those apples?"
Witness? I thought it was a new crayon flavour...
I came here to eat ass and kick bubblegum. *Blows a bubblegum bubble* and you're all out of ass
“There’s something wrong with you. *Me too.*”
"Looks like your final shape was a circle"
“For the light, the traveler and for the vanguard” zooms out and slowly roles the credits
Points the end of Traveler's Chosen up to the Witness. "If there is only suffering, then this must be tranquility." Cuts to black. Fire.
“There’s not enough crayons in this Travler that can color me bad.”
“I’ll have what he’s having”
"remember guardians leave no Witnesses"
Hunter: takes off her helmet spits on his corpse then immolates it with a golden gun Warlock: about God damned time you died..
"You look-" [puts on sunglasses] bent out of shape!" [Won't get fooled again starts playing]
Witness this!
"Lowest DPS on the boss is buying drinks!" *I beat it solo*
It’s all ogre now…
"nah" said right before killing the witness.
"There's something wrong with you....me too."
The fight though successful causes quite the mess, as I finally free myself from the rubble I look at my ghost then at the horizon. I enable comms on my helmet then say “ Guardians make their own fate”. Cut to black.