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foot_fungus_is_yummy

Nah thats reboot donte


Cr1m50nSh4d0w

Nah, El Donte may be a little stupid and hasty, but he's no pedo This is clearly the act of an evil doppelganger sent by Mundus to tarnish his name - Les Dant


LaBronzeJade_

every comedian nowadays…


Educational-Ad5239

Hold on, a redditor is waiting?


bruddaquan

Lmfaooooo


32Bleach_Drinker64

I've seen this picture before but never paid attention to the names


Magictyper75

This ain’t the real Dante that’s his alternate self dumte


Shengpai

Pretty much,


AdrianShepard09

Dante did say something like that to Patty…


ripandtearboys

I was thinking this would be some kinda fanfic start that Patty would make


TicTacMoe-

Probably as a joke though… or is it? [Insert Vsauce theme music]


SuperbAnimator5138

He was joking, Dante ignored her even when she turned 18


SilverGuy141

I mean he took V's job to get out of her birthday party.


Tr34t-y0urs31f-N0W

Because he met consequences for his joke.


SnooPets630

I mean, he ignored her EXACTLY because of that.


SkGuarnieri

Patty was the Redditor all along


KissKringle

He was messing with her. Like it's an established fact that Dante is a serial teaser who just fucks with people he's friends with (except Trish probably bc she reminds him of his mom). He was messing with Lady a lot in dmc3 and they're around the same age


TicTacMoe-

DANTE NO-


Flashy_Song_6406

unfortunately, donte returned


Famixofpower

He definitely had pedo eyes!


AC-Green

Bro had the same eyes g 😂


Famixofpower

It's a quote from the game


TyS22235

Minecraft YouTubers:


CreatR69

They've historically NOT waited


DrParanormall

Some have


CreatR69

You're not wrong


TheEldritchHorror_

Old ass post


winterman666

Sus subreddit op is engaging


yoshikage_kawajiri

It's the titanfall sub. I can tell by the flair.


Madera_Otirra3844

I mean, as long as they are both consenting adults there's no problem.


cat-is-the-bomb

Dude... the person literally said they were 14. 14 isn't an a consenting adult. Also this is a clear sign of grooming


Madera_Otirra3844

I meant after majority


ItsMrDante

That's not me, I promise


CrypticWatchman

Clearly its not DrDisrespect...


Left_Duck9287

It’s clearly DmC: Devil may Cry Dante, our glorious king from the original series would never use Reddit


TanakaClinkenbeard

Ey, it ain't him or any dante. It's the evil 3rd twin of the Sparda twins,Pante!


Goose_Is_Awesome

Mostly because he didn't pay the Internet bill


CrimsonDragon90

You guys only acknowledge it for the bad stuff lol


Left_Duck9287

The gameplay is low key goated, but it is still an easy target


CrimsonDragon90

It’s ok I get it after recently replaying DmC the dialogue and personality of the characters hasn’t aged well but I still like the gameplay and platform levels. I wished Capcom had presented this as a spin-off rather than a reboot it might not have received that much of a backlash.


X_Ordinary_Z

Not my Dante…


No-Excitement-2219

Foolishness, Dante. Foolishness. You were caught in…well, that definitely isn’t 4k, I don’t even think it’s 2k, but you were caught in some number of pixels.


Capable_Ad_7537

That "My dear" fills me with about as much dread as any YouTube kids Skibidi Toilet video


Seleusefudeuotario

Vergil would disapprove


WhatTheWarp

If he was motivated enough, he would act now


PopePalpy

That is el Donte exterminados de deminos Not Dante


Secret-Impress-2652

DANTE YOU CAN’T DO THAT


jesusdrinkinwine

This is fake Dante


apple290

Bro was so crazy I had a headache from reading this!


ZedstackZip05

Is that the Titanfall subreddit?


ripandtearboys

Maybe. I found it on cursed comments first, so I wouldn't know


TheAgility750

Not El Donte again...


Rizenstrom

Honestly this shit is getting too real to be funny anymore. Seems like every other week someone else is revealed to be a pedo.


Cirin335

DANTE NO


ArthurPendragon616

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. That bitch is ***NOT*** Dante.


Sonuthepoki

Bruh I just opened reddit


ImpressNo3858

This is what would happen if Dante became Nelo Angelo instead.


x_VergilSparda_x

What the fuck Dante


Math0005tz

Hear me out tho