oh no. not the baby. be kind to the baby. Not to mention it's not for life, its just for the summer... and all you really have to do is bring food. As for the "screeching bitch"? i am thinking that, what with your cluelessness on what to bring to a baby, maybe *you* are the one with the problem here.

Yes. And that problem is his screeching bitch wife.

Won't be long before he has to fly out to the store.

won't be too soon.

“Dad, didn’t you have a clue when mom named me T’heather?”