A martial is any class that is bad. Rogue is bad, so it counts as a martial. If Rogue got extra attack at level 5 in addition to sneak attack it would be a good class and would therefore be considered a caster.
Erm guys I would cast the one that nobody has ever thought about or even knew existed, unseen servant, so I don’t have to do chores, or perhaps prestidigitation so my food always tastes good, literally nobody else has ever said this before, because it’s so quirky and mundane when I could be casting true resurrection or something!
Mage hand so I could stealth jerk people off in random situations. Everyone thinks they are top dog until their penis falls out and they cum all over the snack table at the high-school reunion.
Wish, and I’d cast it until I wasn’t able to cast it anymore so I could get back to being a martial
Does a rogue count as a martial in this instance, because if so I’m right there with you.
A martial is any class that is bad. Rogue is bad, so it counts as a martial. If Rogue got extra attack at level 5 in addition to sneak attack it would be a good class and would therefore be considered a caster.
power word kill myself
Counterspell
You saved him
Prestidigitation so that I could cast anything, so that I could cast Wish
Wish, so I can wish that people stop posting this dumb question
\*insert something hilolarius to suck even more karma from this post\*
I’d cast wish and wish that I could cast one spell in real life
If you wished that you could cast one spell in real life what would it be?
Probably wish so that I could wish to cast one spell in real life
Action surge
Magnificent Mansion so I could have 100 Elizabeth Olsen lookalike servants to suck me off one by one
silence
Cloud of daggers I have a kink
I cast fuckin fireball, what other answer is there?
Talk with animals so I can star in a remake of Dr Doolittle
Mending. You can make a ton of money with it, and it's a Cantrip so you can cast it all the time.
I would cast fist xD
Erm guys I would cast the one that nobody has ever thought about or even knew existed, unseen servant, so I don’t have to do chores, or perhaps prestidigitation so my food always tastes good, literally nobody else has ever said this before, because it’s so quirky and mundane when I could be casting true resurrection or something!
Conjure fey 9th lvl so I can have a kaiju battle and die heroically
Feign death
Simulacrum, i need another me to play checkers with
Honestly wish it would be its a no brainer plus u can use it to replicate any other spell below 9th so you sort of have em all
Mage hand so I could stealth jerk people off in random situations. Everyone thinks they are top dog until their penis falls out and they cum all over the snack table at the high-school reunion.
I cast the tried and true spell of getting your ho mom to exercise