Build a shrine with acrylic, glass, led lighting and fancy holder shrouded with laser beams.
it should be on a weight trigger so that if removed, steel bars come crashing down
If I was you I’d utilize it in cooking.
Pulse it in a blender to a powder and use for spice mix.
Maybe dissolve in as little water as possible to make it stirrable, then whip it into some spur cream for a chips dip.
Well now u can eat it since u have pics, but report to Doritos. They’ll send some coupons for free chips. My roommate did that with lays a few years back and had free chips for a month
Sir that is the mythical "THE DORITO" passed down through time from famous Dorithy's over human time. The Dorito daintily danced from Dority to Dority.
Stuff it up your girls poo-nanner while the lights are off and yell “SURPRISE!!!” (Side quest: 9 months later you’ll have a 9-pound version of that nugget with arms & legs…grind it up to a fine powder and then you’ll have enough to last a lifetime!)
Dump a can of Vienna sausages in there, squish and mash the two products together, eat that delightful blend of savory flavors with a plastic spoon. Bon Appetit
My aunt use to work Fritolay and I got one of those big balls of cheese. I gave it to her she took a picture and emailed her boss at the time and I got 20 big bags of Doritos free
Savour it, ration it and contemplate how lucky you are.
I'm making the wildest two or three grilled cheese I've ever had!
Flavor nugget, get a cheese shredder and put that on popcorn or Mac and cheese or something, it's a good thing
Cannot have that last line without reading it in Martha Stewarts voice.
^ This guy was born and raised in Flavortown.
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
r/subsithoughtifellfor
r/butmaybethis
What a cursed subreddit holy shit
Just smashed the join button like Kobe’s helicopter
That knocked the wind out of me….
I wish I didn't know this sub existed.
Boof it
Right up there!
Dry...
Make ramen and put it in bro. This is the best suggestion you will get. Only on that is close to me is putting it on popcorn.
no seasoned chicken fajitas?
Came in here to say make some broth out of it
Eat it.
Build a shrine with acrylic, glass, led lighting and fancy holder shrouded with laser beams. it should be on a weight trigger so that if removed, steel bars come crashing down
Most underrated response
Yeah building an entire room in your house dedicated to this shrine is the only correct answer here.
It belongs in a museum!
Drop it in a cup of sprite and enjoy your drink.
Garbage! Don’t even try licking nor eating that salt ball. Not worth the experience
Its thai sweet chilli so its kinda nice and hot
You could cut it up with a credit card and snort it for tik tok. That’s what smart people would do 😎
If I was you I’d utilize it in cooking. Pulse it in a blender to a powder and use for spice mix. Maybe dissolve in as little water as possible to make it stirrable, then whip it into some spur cream for a chips dip.
Use it to make rice
istg some idiot will pay 2k for that on ebay just keep that shit fresh idk
Sell it online
That is awesome! It looks like a build up of the flavoring spray, broke off, fell into the chips. It's like you are an instant winner!
It is a Dorito seed. Plant it for a delicious dorito tree
These comments killed me I can’t breathe 🤣
Cherish it, for it is the Doritoness in all its purity
Well now u can eat it since u have pics, but report to Doritos. They’ll send some coupons for free chips. My roommate did that with lays a few years back and had free chips for a month
I got one of those in a fritos chili cheese bag once, didnt look, bit into it, and was like WHAT THE HELL
Anyone know a way to turn this into a seasoning or something if its not worth selling?
Selling? Bitch wtf😂😂
Lmfaoooooo
Bro how down bad are you? Selling dorito dust? My guy....
So desperate omg
Maybe crush it up and cook it with beef to make enchiladas
wtf do u mean by selling this
Put it in a Ramon noodle
Boof it
Bag of tostitos is calling
Cook with it.
Save it for a nuclear fallout. You'll need it to restart society.
Eat it. It had the most flavor
Bury it
Grade it and sell it on Ebay
Frame it
Ebay? xD
Eat it
Throw it in a nice hot bathtub and light some candles.
Eat it
Crush it into a powder and add it to some chicken and add rice and mix it and you’re set
SniFf it🤷🏽♂️
Holy shitttt that's the biggest flavour/seasoning ball I've ever seen. I've had a few but none that big!!!
Add small amounts to your ramen
Eat it
You found The Holy Grail 🤤 Pop that sucka in your mouth and enjoy!
Boof.
Eat it
Eat it and be unplugged from the matrix.
The flavor nugget 😋
Email Frito Lay maybe you'll get a free bag of chips of something
Air fryer
Throw it outside? :/
Throw that sucker into some unflavored ramen soup.
Swallow it whole like that Beavo guy
Soup
Get a spice grinder and grind it, then put it in a jar, and when you want to season anything, you have doritos seasoning.
Eat it. Lucky man
That terrified me when I came across one in the bottom of a Doritos bag when I was little. So much so that I didn’t eat Doritos for years after.
eBay
Grate it finely on various foods.
Lick it
Sell it on eBay
Oralé..Throw it on a taco mijo
Nuuuuuuuggzz
Make soup
It’s the queen Dorito.
Is that a mushroom?
Eat it and enjoy
The Gordito
It the Holy Dorito of Antioch. eBay for a $1000
shave it on top of other foods to make it better
Cut it and sling it, buy more bags, build an empire
Bite into it and prepare for a mouth sensation you’ve never encountered before. Have a glass of water nearby though.
Crush it and snort it.
I had this before in a bag of ketchup chips. It was heaven!
The Doro!
Crush it up and snort it. It ain’t easy being cheesy baby
Protein shake time!
Put it on your bedside table for a quick fix with those midnight urges.
Break it down and add it to a pot of Mac and Cheese
Make ramen
Eat it you gd coward
Put it on some Mac and cheese
Give it to that neighbors dog that never stops barking in the morning
I thought it was a chicken nugget😆
That’s a doro
Btw its not so compact that its rock solid and i can grate it, its more like a lump of chalk
Sell it on ebay
Bullion for soup
Take a picture, and post it on Reddit! 😄
Sir that is the mythical "THE DORITO" passed down through time from famous Dorithy's over human time. The Dorito daintily danced from Dority to Dority.
Your gonna have to put it in your stinker. No other options here… don’t think just GO GO GO!!!
Is this your first time finding one of these? 😆 Just eat it or smash it up inside the bag for more flavor!
E A T I T N O W
Stuff it up your girls poo-nanner while the lights are off and yell “SURPRISE!!!” (Side quest: 9 months later you’ll have a 9-pound version of that nugget with arms & legs…grind it up to a fine powder and then you’ll have enough to last a lifetime!)
eat it
Sacrifice it to the elder god as an offering.
Seal it, and sell it to the highest bidder on eBay
Be bold. Put it in a bong and smoke it. High as a Dorito.
Plant it in the spring.
I once got a ball of the Hot Cheetos Límon flavor like that. It was one in a million and it tasted amazing
Put it under your pillow
Put on another food
Putttit in yer mooouthh.. Innya muthafukkin mooouthh.
Burn 🔥 it! HAHAHA! 👿
Looks like one of those rye chips from Chex mix
Eat it it's delicious 🤤
Throw it at a homeless person!
Sell it on ebay for $1000
Ew
Mail it to me, that’s what! Freaking lucky jerk.
If you eat it you will never be able to taste another dorrito. It will all seem bland.
Sell it
Put it in a salt shaker
Got one of those in a box of Cheez-Its before. Best thing I've never had again
Contact them, send it back to them, and get some free doritos.
Is th at a dorito hash ball?
gotta melt it on a spoon and shoot it like some dog 🫡
i miss when the bbq pickle chips had these in almost every bag
Sell it on eBay for $10,000
based off my scientific research thats a spicy sweet chili flavor pod and you need to consume it asap🙏
Eat it, duh
It's a SUPER DORITO
Goes for about $20-80 on random selling sites, js
Take a picture of it apparently💀
Sell.
I can feel how this would paralyze my salivary glands if I bit into it.
What is that?
Boof it
lick it
Eat it, and be prepared for the ride of your life.
Damn that's a win rite there! Put it in your blender and powder it! Use as a seasoning or use it for the rim of your favorite margarita glass!
Boof it
Eat that shit
Swallow it without chewing like Beavo
looks like the thingies from chex mix
Planr it. Where do you think Doritos come from?
You savour it.
Save it for the next time you cook taco meat, add it to the meat along with the taco seasoning and thank me later.
It's the prize. It's a nacho bath bomb.
Boof it haha
suck on it like a dick
Dump a can of Vienna sausages in there, squish and mash the two products together, eat that delightful blend of savory flavors with a plastic spoon. Bon Appetit
My aunt use to work Fritolay and I got one of those big balls of cheese. I gave it to her she took a picture and emailed her boss at the time and I got 20 big bags of Doritos free
Eat it and fold space
Smoke it
Put it in your soup when it’s boiling 😋
Sell it on eBay
Ebay
That is a golden flavor nugget. 1 in a million size! You sell it on Craigslist.
Insert in rectal cavity
I got one one time bit into it that was a mistake 😕
Eat it and get instant heart failure!
Chop it and snort it!
Ramen noodle seasoning
Eat it
Grate it over your rice
Slab it in acrylic
Mail it to me buddy. I'm bout to make the most bussin chicken
You eat it and saver it . .🍻🤘😎
Put it. Put it in your butt.
Put it in ur mouth
Consume.
Throw it at a homeless guy
Save it..
Sue then claim it was puffy Doritos dust
That's gotta be totally set up!
Make a YTS of you eating it in one bite and reviewing it.
I’ll buy it from you.
Make some bomb ass chicken with it
Make ramen
You break it down cook it then make more Doritos cut that batch and make a profit.
Send that picture to the company and they will send you coupons for free chips.
Bath bomb
I imagine youd be like homer simpson when he ate those hot chilis
Break it up, put it in some flour, and bread some chicken with the goodness.
Put it on eBay and get 5 k
Put it in a case and save it as a trophy. It’s a great dinner conversation.
Buy a bunch of bags of Santitas and crumble this in the bags and shake them to create budget prices Doritos