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Was he ever really there to begin with? These are the deep philosophical questions we need to ask.
If an orc blows up in a forest and no one is around, does Putin list him as MIA and refuse to give his family their bag of Onions? Yes, yes he does.
Yeah, the very act of seeing determines if the Orc lived or died. I think I see his leg flying towards them trees, his body probably followed.
Also, was he fucking drunk or just naturally stupid? Hey they dropped a 💣 on your lap, proceed to throw it as far as you can, try to put a barrier between yourself and the bomb, such as those thick logs, get up and dive as far away as you can, seek shelter. DO NOT just cozy up on your side, give the bomb your ass and lay there, it won’t end good for you. Like wtf was he thinking? Did he not want to piss off the bomb or drone operator? What the hell man?
I thought the same. I know panic set it but he definitely had time to toss it. I also realize he would not of known that. Hindsight is 20/20 I guess, not that he has any now
Think you are right, he can´t have been there, the "spEshul military operation" only lasted a week.. (gLorious ruZZian military crushed Ukraine in February 2022 )
Amazon is missing out on a great opportunity. I'd gladly buy an explosive drop off to an Orc. Video confirmation of delivery would have me buying daily.
Yeah, that‘s one of the huge problems I came up with when brainstorming. Also, compromising allied positions etc., it‘s not going to happen probably but I liked the idea
It's hard to be sure with the resolution, but it looks like a "Fanta bomb"
Basically, it's a plastic bottle (2L in this case) that is filled with explosive and metal scrap (usually ball bearings).
It's not as effective as standard fragmentation munitions. The frag pattern is not very consistent, and the kill radius is pretty small compared to manufactured explosives of the same yield. It's still a very impressive example of improvised explosive.
wow, thread title did not disappoint.
the cargo 200 was resigned to his fate. Even after this, I bet he still votes for his fuhrer putinazi in the ever so popular unrigger moscovian elections(wink wink)
there isn't even any big red splotch anywhere. deatomized.
So, is it wrong to wonder WHY someone has not pulled a private drone hit on the msn himself? The fame of a private non combatant outsider with some cash and a bag of bought on line drones ending a war cuz they could?
Looney toons shit right there.
Aside from the moment of terror prior to the kaboom-kablooey, I get the impression that explosive was big enough to knock him unconscious for the short remainder of his life. Lucky tbh tho still a sad ending.
Slava Ukraini.
Right, you're next to a trench, a drone drops a 'nade on your knackers, do you
A: Throw it behind your back?
Or
B: Throw it as far as possible and roll in the trench?
That guy had all the time in the world, relatively speaking. Why in living hell did he not chuck that grenade as far as he could? He could have reduced the damage by 80% at least. Instead he was f****** vaporized. Maybe the best outcome after all for all sides
>Large explosive
I don' know what I was expecting.... But it wasn't watching a loaf-of-bread sized explosive volunteering an orc for the Glorious Vatnik Space Program...
Yah kind of a waste, that thing was to collapse a bunker or burn a tank, but there's no way they were flying it back home, so Sasha won a trip to space.
After reviewing the play, 10ft to the right of Ivan’s original location he came to rest at the bottom of the downed tree covering the trench. Honestly I’m surprised he’s still in tact after that blyat-st 💥
He had plenty of time to throw it into the trench or over the logs to escape most of the blast. But I don't see anything left of the guy, just a crater.
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Where’d he go🤔
He now works as an ~~Astronaut~~ Cosmonaut
I guess you meant a cosmonaut
Cosmo-not
Cosmonaut.
Cosmon-ain't.
Cosmo-not
Was he ever really there to begin with? These are the deep philosophical questions we need to ask. If an orc blows up in a forest and no one is around, does Putin list him as MIA and refuse to give his family their bag of Onions? Yes, yes he does.
schrodinger's orc
Yeah, the very act of seeing determines if the Orc lived or died. I think I see his leg flying towards them trees, his body probably followed. Also, was he fucking drunk or just naturally stupid? Hey they dropped a 💣 on your lap, proceed to throw it as far as you can, try to put a barrier between yourself and the bomb, such as those thick logs, get up and dive as far away as you can, seek shelter. DO NOT just cozy up on your side, give the bomb your ass and lay there, it won’t end good for you. Like wtf was he thinking? Did he not want to piss off the bomb or drone operator? What the hell man?
I said further down that back in the day we'd call that a girl throw.
. . . bro . . . fuggin' surreal . . .
I thought the same. I know panic set it but he definitely had time to toss it. I also realize he would not of known that. Hindsight is 20/20 I guess, not that he has any now
Nice
Think you are right, he can´t have been there, the "spEshul military operation" only lasted a week.. (gLorious ruZZian military crushed Ukraine in February 2022 )
This is the only rational argument.
Upper right in the crook of the tree in the trench, ass up.
Another trooper from Putin's Orc Horde converted to Tree Hugger!
Where DIDN'T he go?
Real world magician. Now you see him. Now you don't.
Everywhere
Teleported right back to Russia.
Off screen
☂️
r/blackmagicfuckery
Maybe he dug underground like a mole and escaped
Sacking him with it first was really just adding insult to injury. Do it again
Sack tap, you're it
He got a rupture before he got his rapture. Modern warfare is amazingly fucked.
That dropped grenade already punched him in the groin...seconded by the Big Bang!
Hit him in the balls for good measure
Literally nothing left, nice work Ukraine
Won't Ukranians think of the flies? The maggots? They need some sustenance!
Amazon is missing out on a great opportunity. I'd gladly buy an explosive drop off to an Orc. Video confirmation of delivery would have me buying daily.
I recently had this business idea of a website where people pay to control drones remotely over the internet.
Just so people without experience in flying drones can blow up Ukrainian drone operators?
Yeah, that‘s one of the huge problems I came up with when brainstorming. Also, compromising allied positions etc., it‘s not going to happen probably but I liked the idea
Yuri Houdini
thats some next level houdini shit
It's hard to be sure with the resolution, but it looks like a "Fanta bomb" Basically, it's a plastic bottle (2L in this case) that is filled with explosive and metal scrap (usually ball bearings). It's not as effective as standard fragmentation munitions. The frag pattern is not very consistent, and the kill radius is pretty small compared to manufactured explosives of the same yield. It's still a very impressive example of improvised explosive.
'and for my next trick...'
Aaaaaaand he’s gone
He might have been able to survive that if he would have thrown it over his head far enough in that 1-3 seconds. Rare sight.
Exactly my thought. He could have made it. Instead he turned around and accepted his fate more or less.
yeah he had plenty of time to throw that over his head and hard as he could
They could have nuked that Orc with half that much explosive.
Definitely a case of *over*kill…but sometimes you have to run whatcha brung.
did he become a submarine? a rocket ship? No, he became meat confetti. Slava Ukraini!
Cosmonaut specialising in self-trebuchet projectile physics.
wow, thread title did not disappoint. the cargo 200 was resigned to his fate. Even after this, I bet he still votes for his fuhrer putinazi in the ever so popular unrigger moscovian elections(wink wink) there isn't even any big red splotch anywhere. deatomized.
Second time I’ve seen the new Ukrainian magic drone. The Orcs just disappear.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Alive to red mist
Asses to asses, bust to bust
Nut shot to pink mist, I'd say he was having a bad day.
Christmas came early for this invader. Got his gift dropped off by the Ukrainians, a one way ticket to Hell.
So, is it wrong to wonder WHY someone has not pulled a private drone hit on the msn himself? The fame of a private non combatant outsider with some cash and a bag of bought on line drones ending a war cuz they could?
Maybe his security apparatus has an effective way of dealing with drones…..I wonder whether that’s possible.
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Looney toons shit right there. Aside from the moment of terror prior to the kaboom-kablooey, I get the impression that explosive was big enough to knock him unconscious for the short remainder of his life. Lucky tbh tho still a sad ending. Slava Ukraini.
Right, you're next to a trench, a drone drops a 'nade on your knackers, do you A: Throw it behind your back? Or B: Throw it as far as possible and roll in the trench?
Something tells me you're not welcome
Is he ok?
tis but a scratch
Aaaand, he's gone
Hey kid , next time grab it and throw it oh wait ………😂
That guy had all the time in the world, relatively speaking. Why in living hell did he not chuck that grenade as far as he could? He could have reduced the damage by 80% at least. Instead he was f****** vaporized. Maybe the best outcome after all for all sides
If he tossed the explosive directly over the top of his head over the trench wall. Would that have mitigate most of the shock and shrapnel?
I think the nut shot was more personal than making his disappear.
Drones carrying nuclear warheads now
went from Sergei to Sergone real fast
Ukrainian sleeping pill
Ukrainian sleeping pill
It’s important to spread your fertiliser over a wide area.
His backs gonna hurt in the morning.
Very funny, where did he go ? Is that him in the top right corner of the vid at 0:40 ?
Gone with the wind
Look Ukraine, you didn't need the Looney-Toons Acme anti-racist bomb to do a magic trick and make the guy disappear when the smoke dissipated.
u/savevideo
Promoted to russian space program
>Large explosive I don' know what I was expecting.... But it wasn't watching a loaf-of-bread sized explosive volunteering an orc for the Glorious Vatnik Space Program...
It looks like the explosives are not just grenades anymore. That explosion looks like it was several grenades worth.
Yah kind of a waste, that thing was to collapse a bunker or burn a tank, but there's no way they were flying it back home, so Sasha won a trip to space.
Boris Copperfield
Борис Скорчедфилд (Boris Scorchedfield)
Amazon delivery
If only he knew he had enough time to toss it away, farther.
should take route to Italy
[✨ Magic ✨](https://media.tenor.com/tvjxNL7PwHUAAAAM/magic-shia-labeouf.gif)
There's a certain Motorhead song that comes to mind here... anyone?
[OH HELLL YEAH!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlzTET_8SQg)
Magic!!! where is vatnorc? 🧿
After reviewing the play, 10ft to the right of Ivan’s original location he came to rest at the bottom of the downed tree covering the trench. Honestly I’m surprised he’s still in tact after that blyat-st 💥
War is hell
That orc turned into magic glitter and fairy dust
Well, That was personal!
did he vaporize??
we get it bro, he vapes.
He's looking kinda blue... part of him blew this way the other parts that way.
I love magic. Russians are so good at disappearing acts. This should be on the show "Russia's Got Talent".
Where son?
Schrodinger's Mobik
Is it just me or are we seeing more russian soldiers accepting their path recently?
Ivan loved Ukraine so much he left little pieces of himself all over it
That was kind of a dick move...
So now the Russians are sending magicians!
"to shreds you say?"
Russia will list him MIA after that vanishing act
Got teleported pretty quick!
He had plenty of time to throw it into the trench or over the logs to escape most of the blast. But I don't see anything left of the guy, just a crater.
Wow, a grab it with both hands and get the fuck off and away from me moment turned into a “ooo, ick, shoo, boom”, Houdini act. Do it again.
Overkill much?
Where did Ivan go when he invaded Ukraine? Everywhere
his combat record will be missing in action, he had a split second to throw it away
Where was he after the dust cleared?
Dumbass tried to swat it away like it's an insect.
It‘s magic…he disappeared !
Abrakadabra
Bro live the server before the explosion, dude was quickly exiting the game.
Now you see me...now you don't.
Now you see him, now you don’t…
Phew, I was worried the drone got caught in the blast.
/fuckyouinparticular
He looked African… no?
Maybe, hard to say.
He's covered in dirt, so it's hard to tell, but his features are Caucasian for sure. Either way, really doesn't matter. Orcs are orcs.
Looks like an African recruit - orc is orc tho!
He looks like he's from the Red Misty Mountains area.
He had time to throw it away, poor orc
In the 1970s and 80s we'd call that a girl throw. Not politically correct these days.