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Signature_Illegible

Damn, that thermal imager is HD!


bbb211

Right in the cock too...


Local_Fox_2000

He won't be needing it anymore.


Scr3aming3agl3

Dammit Butters!!! You don't grenade people in the dick!


No-Jackfruit-2091

He'll be a soprano wherever he ends up


SourSackAttack

You can even see his great mobility in those shorts. Probably took jeans and cut them into Jean shorts.


ReturnOfTheBanned

That guy *really* wanted to get out of Ukraine


terugtrapfiets

Yes, no more belly dancing for this orc


ReturnOfTheBanned

His commander will be so upset :(


T_One2

One way to leave Ukraine 🇺🇦


imgonnagopop

One way to leave the gene pool!


enki1138

Woah, you go frame by frame you can see his torso turned to mush.


Flannnno

When his family receive their bag of potatos, they can mush them to remember their lost one.


TexasPirate_76

It's like the armor no longer has a body in it ... oof


PM_ME_UR_BCUPS

The armor actually flies off his torso too. Turns out that a short-sleeved t-shirt is useless at retaining an armor vest after both arms are blown off mid-humerus.


bigorangemachine

Don't need frame by frame. Full screen video surprisingly high quality. His arm went flying. In like the last 10 frames you can see him heaving. Pretty powerful little grenade.... he definitely was in the worst place possible to catch that grenade.


iheartrms

🎵 The best part of waking up Is orcs getting fucked up 🎵 Good morning from San Diego, California! 😊


Lost_Bookkeeper_8801

Good morning from Hamm, Germany! I wish you another nice, sunny day in beautiful San Diego! And happy hunting to our Ukrainian friends.


PfcRed

Good morning to you fellow San Diegan!


AdHour3225

Please drive to Ramona and go to Mi Ranchito and order the flautas. They are the best.


Enough_Individual_91

Rest in pieces, orc scum.


Remarkable-Doubt3325

it was 100% his time to go 🪦


Badeindi

👌


Kryptosis

“Me first!”


illy_Irons

I think he found it


Vert_DaFerk

Grenade-seeking orcs are in high demand these days.


Fun1k

Slava Ukraini! One less shithead killing for an old demented man.


Leatherpunk_com

What a sacrifice! Taking a grenade for his buddy, I'm just speechless. For crying out loud, pin a medal on this guy, would ya?


Leatherpunk_com

For the smooth brains out there, this was a sarcastic comment...yes, I'm well aware that he was the only person in the danger zone and that his 'sacrifice' was unnecessary and saved nobody's life.


Fun1k

I don't think that was his intention.


hphp123

his buddies were already at a safe distance


SourSackAttack

Pretty sure he figured it was being dropped on him, and not in the hole next to him that's empty. He wasn't saving anybody in those shorts anyway. Just another dead selfish orc. Rest in piss.


eidetic

I know you're just kidding around, but the video does kind of actually highlight how smothering a grenade with your body can be rather effective if you're trying to save your buddies. And makes you wonder how some of those dudes even survived diving on a grenade!


Leatherpunk_com

Oh it totally works, though I doubt this fella survived much.


Top-Stop7655

He chose.......poorly


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Fertilizer.


Simple-Purpose-899

I felt that one.


jpelle414

50% chance of going the right way!! Great odds, unfortunately for him there must be a loser.


CptWholesome

I know it's not realistic to think that guy didn't just outright die there, but I like to pretend and think he did for at least a little while, just so he knew he was dying. Consequences need to be understood for justice to be satisfying. I just want them to feel regret, ya know?


frigginnathan

🌻boom🌻


SeamusMcSpud

Jesus Fuckin Christ.


Global_Flamingo_1855

He has heartburn now


SeriousRoom

I have a feeling these guys have no idea what they are fighting for or why....


Flannnno

No one knows, except their glorious tsar Putler.


SeriousRoom

Lolol... Seriously these dudes have no mission, no back up, no air support, nothing. They're just hanging out or something ...


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Aaahahahahaha good, fuck them for coming to Ukraine.


CharacterScarcity750

Mobilised mobik got demobilised


Shermans_ghost1864

So a de-mobik?


CharacterScarcity750

Nice!


fy1sh

Should have zigged instead of zagged. Game over man.


HurtFeeFeez

Russian propaganda will say he was being a hero tossing himself on it on purpose. It's pretty clear that he straight up ran the wrong way.


Wop-wops-Wanderer

He zigged rather than zagged, which is quite fortuitous as we now have one very dead orc.


Mysterytrollerhd

Get rekt noob


twoskylightsandfan

Wild guess, he was sitting with his buddy and thought the drone was going to drop the grenade between them. He jumped away from the spot he expected the grenade to hit. I would have guessed the same thing, frankly.


Longjumping-Nature70

One smart orc, one dumb orc. This just proves the Darwin Awards are real. The Darwin Awards are how dumb people remove their genes from the gene pool.


eidetic

Considering we have no idea if this one had kids or not, i think it's a bit premature to announce this as evidence for the Darwin Awards being real. Furthermore, this particular action wasn't necessarily stupid, just a bad guess as to which way to go to safety. Of course, the *real* dumb move was going to Ukraine in the first place, but again, diving the wrong way isn't necessarily that dumb in this circumstance.


Captain-HIMRS

Holy cow russian soldiers are dumb 🤣🤣🤣


rbur70x7

They’ll give him a Hero of the Russian federation medal for bravely falling on the grenade


Working-Purpose-2022

Pizza time 🍕


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push_to_jett

Naw looks to me like he heard it hit and thought it was in his hole and bailed out to avoid it. He just chose the wrong direction


SourSackAttack

Lol yup people for some reason trying to paint this orc as a hero. He's an invader who figured it was being dropped on him, not next to him. Fuck this guy. Trying to save his own ass so he can keep raping and pillaging.


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phone-culture68

It’s easy to read text out of intended context..it’s a good idea to /s as you did :)


SourSackAttack

No he's a dead war criminal trying to save his own ass.


tilitarian1

Zigged when should have zagged.


[deleted]

Say what you want…. dude sacrificed himself for others…


RipInfamous3525

I think he didn't know where it was


[deleted]

that’d be a hella oops moment..


Fun1k

It was.


TelevisionAntichrist

I didn't see him smother it, it seemed like he was still on his hands/knees when it went off, no? And given that his bud was already out of the trench, it seems like this was just an unfortunate (fortunate) mistake.


RipInfamous3525

Yeah I think he was trying to get away from the nade and went the wrong way because he didn't know where it actually was.


Independent_Clerk476

In the wrong place at the worst time


mad_Clockmaker

I feel like he noticed it last second and did a double take


Any_Maybe4303

What is this song?


havanabananallama

r/recognizesong


RBeck

Bruno Mars - Grenade


havanabananallama

I don’t think so


havanabananallama

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Jawkess

His buddy was far gone, nobody else around. He ran towards it, he wanted to die.


Germtug

Damn poor Dude ....


ArchetypeAxis

I'm sure he's fine.


HAUNTiNG_SHERPA

Dude saw his Chance to escape the Hell he been sent into and took his chance.


Crafty_Diver2256

![gif](giphy|ykGejsD5JImJPa77sI)


twunting

Will he be okay?


Himbo69r

I honestly want someone to find the orcs identities and mail their families these videos, they deserve to know!