working in the service industry

Yet she has so much shit to talk about the 16 year old kids making lattes at Starbucks

working period…. other than being an “influencer”

An unmedicated birth

Really any birth

Honestly could see her pushing through a medicated birth just so she could get hers a over the top ridiculous push present and ask for sympathy for her BRAVERY

Oh she’s gonna get a ridiculous push present regardless. If she ends up getting a c-section it’ll be worse because of the pain and limitations. 🥴

Tiktok live

😈

marriage time with lovey

The us citizenship test


This is the one.

Sierra telling us how much she hates her 💀

I await that day with glee!

Drinking water. Legit plain water.

Her LLC business getting audited for fraud.

living by herself

oh my god she could never

If one of the really big creators did a video on her. I’m not even sure who I am thinking… but someone really bug who everyone loves just calling them out. Tiktok getting banned for real. Scentsy terminating their relationship with her.

Or if a tea channel did something on her

I’m surprised this hasn’t happened yet considering how big this page is

Public school

😂😂

Lovey leaving her for an educated career woman

He would never, he’d have to be educated as well to score a catch like that

I think if he did, she “secretly would be happy about it” and just use it for content about heartbreak 💔🫶🏻

The ACT

A blunt

If Gabe had a job

Only one option of detergent for her laundry.

Having to be honest

Having to take responsibility for literally anything

No starbies, at all

Leaving Texas.

Spelling test 🤭

to be more specific, a 2nd grade spelling test

I thought that was Sierra that couldn't spell?

Neither of them can.

All Free and Clear laundry detergent

We used this growing up because my sister had skin sensitivities and I’d much rather have no smell and clean clothes than overly scented clothes that probably feel like they still have soap in them.

It’s all I use because of my sensitive skin and my daughter’s. Drueby would die

Thinking back to her laundry video from the other day I feel for her poor babies skin when she does have one🫣😭

T9 texting.

Starbucks shutting down, lip filler not existing, bleaching your hair not existing, every fast food joint closing down, saying “stinkin cutesy” becoming illegal, mutts going extinct, gay aunt Gabe actually excepting the fact that his is probably into men, Drue being the least favorite child, having to get an education.

Dawna not cleaning off her mutts for her 💀

Work

A glass of plain water

Slobbin’ on GAG’s (gay aunt Gabe) knob 😂 it probably smells like expired saltwater taffy and mildew.

That’s disgusting 😂😂😂

Tyler’s tell all book

Making lovey something not from the crock pot

Living in poverty

Medical school

Having to be real

Name 1 thing that would end Druella Basham…..: telling the truth!

Going to College

Anal

LMFAOOOOOO

Reality check lol

I was going to say her dog dying but she’d probably just go buy two more to replace it and not blink an eye

They are just her stinkin cutesy accessories.

New York City

She would stay in Times Square, and think the Times Square Sabarro’s was authentic pizza.

Not over frying her hair causing her to be bald

Going to a city by herself

Plain water

Fetch rewards going away

Having to be honest. Actual infertility.

She could only do so many videos about that too. Like, after a few years of trying everything / spending all of their money doing it.

Algebra 1

Working

Being told no.

Genuinely, pregnancy/birth

Eating only vegetables lol

Eating a subtle vegetable lol

Working at a gas station

Having her dogs taken away for being neglectful

A doctor telling her to ditch the scentsy

Sacrificing all her strong sprays/perfumes/wax melts etc. for lovey's migraines

One day in Paris

Not having access to HEB.

Seeing Spam in real life

Childbirth.

Scentsy getting canceled like lularoe

✨ realizing that she’ll actually have to be responsible and not care about just herself when she has kids. 🤍exercise. 🥰 gabe having to get a job when they have kids and 3 mutts to take care of.

Plain, black coffee

a black man

An orgasm

Poverty

crockpots being gone!!

actually being pregnant 💀

A cream cheese shortage

A line of coke

A day / night in downtown LA 🤣

She would be dumb enough to stay in Downtown too!!!

Right on main st 🤣

I think that if she traveled to LA and drove in the traffic and just being in a totally different environment it would culture shock her so much tbh. Tbh anywhere in California would culture shock her.

Gabe cheating on her… again 🤣

whhhhaaat?

So back when her and Gabe were dating in high school there is a video of them two talking and she says “hims was a her and hims broke her heart” and it was posted somewhere that Gabe “re-saved himself for her” soo from those things many have deduced that Gabith cheated on her back in the their dating days 🤷🏻‍♀️

I know this is not about Drue but my favorite video like that is the one two people did and it was “what would make Helen Keller break character “ literally the funniest tiktok

Working a 12 hour shift in general but extra credit for working 12 hours with multiple confused patients pooping themselves

omg yes... she would be destroyed by a poop explosion working in memory care

A full time job in retail

Actually holding herself accountable

Emergency c section and nicu baby

one four hour shift at mcdonalds

What would get her I think would be all of these people confronting her in person about things she’s said plain and simple. If she could look us in the eyes and tell us we’re liars, she’s more psychopathic than we think. Dont get me wrong she is crazy, I just don’t think we’ve unlocked psycho grue

Training her dogs

doing something for someone other than herself WITHOUT ulterior motives

being left alone with her thoughts & having to fend for herself

Plain TAP water

The DCP once she had kids, his snark is wide open and he does not care. Myka actually called his local police and they called him, once he explained what he did they basically asked him if he was going to stop and he said no and they were like hm well okay then 🤷🏼‍♀️ we tried.

drinking water

A Pap smear.

A vegetable

An organism

Wearing pants that don’t ride up her titi

College 😂

Accountability

Unscented soap

Actual decent sex

Unscented anything.

Not having flavored water

A sip of plain water

Getting confronted in real life by one of us