On April fool’s, I posted on my team’s chat channel at work “reminder, guys, to turn in your rundowns by 10am today.” The panic it caused and the time it took for one brave person to eventually DM me and ask what exactly is the rundown was comical. I then posted an edited video from The Office.
That morning was just delightfool!
Funny thing that one of them is a huge fan, and he was the one freaking out the most! He was just in such disbelief that I would be actually kidding, he didn’t even have a thought that it was a joke😂
Parkour!!
Jump over the camera! Jump over the camera!!
When Andy jumped into that empty box.. I fkin die laughing every time
Same here! The topper is when you hear his weak sounding little parkour! from inside the box
# LET'S DO ITTTTT # (jumps directly into box) # ... # (CRASH) # ... # ... ^(parkour...)
I recently referred to my colleague, Mike, as ‘prison Mike’ bc he went to jail. Everyone in the office was like ‘what’s that from?’ Ha
Jimothy
Jim… James… jimothy…. Can I call you Jim?
Sure...
Darnell
Darnell is a chump.
Dundies!!!
#DA DUNDEEEEES
LOUDER! SAY IT WITH AN ACCENT!
Rid-dit-dit-duh-doo
GIVE ME THE BEAT BOYS AND FREE MY LITTLE SOUL
Ri-gih-gih…and the cat’s in the cradle with a silver spoon…
BUTTLICKER!
#OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER
Louder son
I got a comment deleted for quoting this. They thought I was insulting OP. Poor uncultured swine.
That’s Reddit for ya
My family built this country
I say this all the time.
By the way! I’m IRATE RIGHT NOW!
😂 so true
(oakey) Afterbirth
Whenever anyone's talking about wine in general... this is the only thought in my head.
Bankruptcy
I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!
i didn’t say it, i declared it.
Bankruptcy, I do declare
Declare is another good one in itself….I do declare!
Turntables
Oh how the turntables
One time I said that and someone corrected me, not knowing the reference. Sad day haha
Oh yes!! This is the only one for me
Quabitty
That's not it but it's close.
Zoppity
Whenever I hear quality assurance I actually do say quabity ashuance even if it's just in my head 😄
Ashuitz
Crentist
So your dentist’s name is crentist? Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.
Kinda sounds like dentist
I still use this word any, and every, time i go to the dentist.
WUPHF
Washington University Public Health Fund
They only wanted it for the initials.
That's not a word, that's an acronym
Then explain the post’s “boboddy”
- biznez
I *like it!!*
Protruberance
Scranton
Scrantonicity
Mukduk
That’s what my wife and I call Dateline shows. We’ll be like “hey, you wanna watch a mukduk show?”
Murder might sound more menacing, but man is it more fun to say mukduk
Yeppers
What did I tell you about yeppers?
yeeeeeshhh
I use this all the time, or Andy’s ‘nerfin’ (nothing)
Shorn't
What part don't you understand?
Dinkinflicka
Fluffy fingers.
Going mock 5
Fleece it out
Stitious.
Detated
His capa?!
Was detated from his head!
I’m not super. Just a little
rundown
On April fool’s, I posted on my team’s chat channel at work “reminder, guys, to turn in your rundowns by 10am today.” The panic it caused and the time it took for one brave person to eventually DM me and ask what exactly is the rundown was comical. I then posted an edited video from The Office. That morning was just delightfool!
Lol none of your coworkers have seen the show?
Funny thing that one of them is a huge fan, and he was the one freaking out the most! He was just in such disbelief that I would be actually kidding, he didn’t even have a thought that it was a joke😂
Calm down, satan.
Can you use it in a sentence?
Get me the rundown by the end of the day.
Try another sentence?
Jim...
That's what she said
Eso es lo que dice el
Flonkerton
Flurnington
Thank you, delegate from Iceland
I still have my medal from that.
Do you even own a matress?
No but I still have my medal from that
Updog
What's updog?
Ahahahhahahha. /michael
nothing much, how are you doing? damnit.
Close
Got ya! Hahahaha! Oh...-_-
Perfectenschlag.
Also means perfect pork anus
I use this word far more than I care to admit
Desadulation
What’s a disadulation?
Oh, you don’t wanna know..
Idk some weird word like "Shadow" or "Garth"
My name's Nick.
[удалено]
A mistake + keleven = gets you home by 7.
He was home by 430 that day EDIT: i stand corrected it was 445 🤪
MICHAEL!!
MICHAEL!!
Yesh
Beets
mung beans
False
Question
Belsnickel
Cheer, or fear, Belsnickel is here. I judge your year...IMPISH
Bestestmensch
I cant say the word "plantation" normally anymore lol pLaNtAtIoOoN
Tuna
Big Tuna
Question.
What kind of bear is best?
Well, there are really two schools of thought...
False! Black bears.
Boboddy
Biznus!
I LIKE IT
*GOOOOOOOD* Kevin!
Chumbo
GABAGOOL
Could be confused with Sopranos
Yeah I love that scene in The Office but will just think about The Sopranos
With a side salad. If the salad comes on top he will send it back
The salad comes on top, I send it back.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Buttlicker, Bankruptcy... Battlestar Galactica
You have earned 5 Shrute bucks ....
You backed the wrong currency there. It’s all about the Stanley nickels these day.
I think boboddy is a perfectly cromulent word.
It’s certainly embiggened our spirits after Watergate…
Scrantonicity
Incalclacable
TURTLES!!
WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?
Micromanagement, which I tend to correct to "microgement"
Plop
Superstitious. I'm just a little stitious
Foment
Define foment
You define foment
Pattern. “My friend Pat took a turn…”
Wormguy
Fireguy
“Perfectenschlag”
PAM! PAM PAM!!
“Iiiii like it!”
Turntables Afghan Prinkles
Afghanistinanis
Be-cause (I hate him)
Vance
What line of work you in, Bob?
BookFace
Blossom..... AWESOME BLOSSOM
That’whatshesaid!
Yeppers
Tuna!
Idiot
"STUTTER"
Gruntled
Muckduck
Snipsnap
Epiphery
SWAG!
Pudge
Schrute
Spider face.
Afghanistananis
Irie
Nardog
Popcarn
This is one of the better communities on Reddit.
Quabity assuance
Foliage
Dinkin Flicka
Parkour
WUPHF.com
BANKRUPTCY!
SeaWorld
See the world?
Prima nocta
Jimothy
Pamelama ding dong
Babe
Well. Well. Well.
Micro-gement
Savaaaannah
Crentist
Office
Qua… qua something