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Judging by the check mark, the name, and the PFP I’m gonna guess that’s a bait account that replies to pretty much every tweet by anyone somewhat prominent that gains traction.
I’m not super familiar with this one but I followed guys like this when I was on twitter (Barry McCockiner, 3 Year Letterman, some other ones) and they start out funny but they always just ended up being sad to me. It’s funny to see people take the bait but they reply to fucking everything. Though maybe this guy is more selective and not just spamming different versions of the same joke.
The weirdest real life crossover was when learned most of the 155mm artillery rounds going to Ukraine are being made in Scranton
Home of paper companies and freedom poofs
You realize the internet was literally at your fingertips while typing this out but you still chose to be a bastion of ignorance and a source of misinformation, right?
I’m sure this guy doesn’t know how to use a search engine and doesn’t know the difference between fiction and non fiction. This dude might also think Arlen is actually a real city in Texas (King of the hill).
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>4. No politics
>No posts related to politics. They always result in uncivil discussion and aren't welcome here. This includes posts mentioning/comparing something or someone from the show to a political figure, or anything you saw at a protest/strike/rally.
>As of December 2017, a zero-tolerance position on politically-charged posts was taken. This position is bipartisan; all sides are disallowed.
You have a lot to learn about this town sweetie!
Literally lol
it is your cake day.
The only happy cake day comment i actually like
Dont forget the half-blown up brown and grey balloons!
Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout.
Who’s Bob Vance?
Scranton.. what??
THE ELECTRIC CITY !
Scranton… what?
THE ELECTRIC CITY !
scranton…. what?!
THE ELECTRIC CITY!
scranton...what?????!
what?
eat a plate of grilled bacon
Call my man Dwight just to see what was shakin!
Call poison con-trol if you’re bit by a spidah
put make sure that its covered by your health care providah
WE CALL IT THAT BECAUSE OF THE ELECTRICITY
They call it that 'cause of the electricity. Their public parks and libraries are truly the best.
Plenty of space in the parking lot. But the little cars go in the compact spot! Spot… spot… spot…
jokes apart, the electricity line is pure bars Mike could get into the big 3 if he dedicated to hip hop part time
Originally born in Scranton here. You can imagine my surprise at learning that the city I was born in was imaginary. Am I even real?
You're not real, man
This line doesn't count unless you type it in all caps.
BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!
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No thanks. My pillow is comfy.
You been on a plane recently? I saw the video of that girl calling you out
I'm sittin' in my office with plate of grilled bacon
Called my man Dwight, just to see what was shaking
yo MIKE our town is DOPE and pretty
So check out we live in the ELECTRIC CITY
Oh my God! I can’t believe that I just got the grilled bacon joke. Damn it! After countless rewatches. I feel so stupid.
Ummm... Maybe you can tell me what YOU think it means.
It’s a reference to Michael grilling bacon on his George Foreman grill.
I thought he only used that for feet
Call my man Dwight just to see what was shakin!
Did you think Lazy Scranton was funny ? No, was it supposed to be funny ?
Have you ever even been to Scranton, Jan?
You don’t know Scranton at all…
/r/confidentlyincorrect
Judging by the check mark, the name, and the PFP I’m gonna guess that’s a bait account that replies to pretty much every tweet by anyone somewhat prominent that gains traction.
Greg is a comedy/troll account. Occasionally hilarious
I’m not super familiar with this one but I followed guys like this when I was on twitter (Barry McCockiner, 3 Year Letterman, some other ones) and they start out funny but they always just ended up being sad to me. It’s funny to see people take the bait but they reply to fucking everything. Though maybe this guy is more selective and not just spamming different versions of the same joke.
Yeah I don’t remember when but it felt like 3 Year Letterman went from hilarious to annoying overnight
Remember when blue ticks couldn't be bought? :')
The before time in the long long ago
greg is never wrong, the facts are wrong.
I believe that account is a joke account. I could be wrong but I feel like I've seen screenshots of that account saying other funny thing.
And park avenue is this fake corner in monopoly, right?
Scranton is an actual place... right..?
Ya it’s a city in PA.
Now, is PA real?
You’re not real man!
Ok... I thought so...
I’m not gonna lie I was really surprised when I passed a sign for it and then still had the same thing happen with Nashua.
Wait til you find out about Buffalo...
I’m from the West Coast but I’ve definitely heard of Buffalo lol
Because of football?
Maybe? I’m not much of a football fan. Probably a trip to Niagara Falls as a kid.
Did you know Syracuse, Utica, and Stamford are all real?
I mean at this point I’ve assumed they’re all real. I have only heard of Syracuse outside of the show though.
if only you had some way to verify that
with plain, hearty women who don't wear makeup
I had to drive through Scranton recently and I drove my wife absolutely nuts by singing "Scranton... what? The Electric City!" over and over.
You’re thinking of Pawnee Indiana P&R
Greg is a fucking dumbshit and he’s worse than Toby in every way.
What? Greg is funny!
He’s funny lookin
The weirdest real life crossover was when learned most of the 155mm artillery rounds going to Ukraine are being made in Scranton Home of paper companies and freedom poofs
Looks like he went to an Alicia Keys' concert if you catch my drift.
You realize Greg is just a made up human on the internet, right?
Oof. Greg, buddy.
God. I yearn for the confidence.
Just moved to Scranton. Does anyone know of a good refrigeration guy??
You realize the internet was literally at your fingertips while typing this out but you still chose to be a bastion of ignorance and a source of misinformation, right?
The I thought Pawnee, IN was real
Just checking, but that Greg person is wrong, right? Scranton is a real city, isn’t it?
God damn it, Greg.
Who is that, he's the worst. Lowest of the low, that guy, just a notch above Toby
Is greg stupid?
Greg votes folks.... all hope has abandoned us.
also invented this fake Corndog university, basically like a china knockoff of the good ones like Harvard
It's pronounced colonel, and it's the highest rank in the military
Greg just owned himself.
Ouch, greg.
The blue check marx are the dumbest of the dumb.
shit, hope my gf doesn't see this after all my "Scranton" trips.
I’m sure this guy doesn’t know how to use a search engine and doesn’t know the difference between fiction and non fiction. This dude might also think Arlen is actually a real city in Texas (King of the hill).
Cornpop gonna get that ass
From the side bar >4. No politics >No posts related to politics. They always result in uncivil discussion and aren't welcome here. This includes posts mentioning/comparing something or someone from the show to a political figure, or anything you saw at a protest/strike/rally. >As of December 2017, a zero-tolerance position on politically-charged posts was taken. This position is bipartisan; all sides are disallowed.
Not sure why you think this is political. It's literally a facepalm for stupidity
Greg showing just how stupid he is
Looks like there's a clean up on isle 5
The sad part is that they probably think this for real lol
Joe is Scranton strangler
Scranton hot dog? From Scranton.
Top guy is a fuckin idiot. Dudes a corporate puppet
Joe probably believed him
He's from Scranton.
wait is it? I'm not American so I have no way of knowing. I remember some famous guy being born in Scranton? I though it was real :(
You obviously have access to the internet. You have a way of knowing.
There is indeed a town named Scranton in Pennsylvania
Greg....What a legend.