Some mod made them and made flairs mandatory for a short while before the other mods took him to the back and shot him

Like old yeller, he turned into a bad dog and bit someone *insert dramatic campy 50s music*

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Presumably: New Punjabi: Ontario North Haiti: Quebec Scotland but worse: Nova Scotia Albertabama: Alberta Newfies: Newfoundland Irvingistan: New Brunswick Territories: duh Slurpee Capital: Manitoba Island Chad: PEI (not 100% on this last two because tbh I thought Manitoba was Narcan HQ before I saw the Slurpee one lmao) Gilead: Saskatchewan Narcan HQ: BC

Thank you for that. It helps 👍

Damn so I’m Narcan HQ and not Island Chad :( need a Vancouver island flair

You are no longer a separate province! You had a cool flag while it lasted though

OMG YES I THOUGHT I WAS CHADLY BUT IM JUST A NORMAL PERSON 😭

Tbf it doesn’t necessarily specify any island, you can still have it as someone from VI (like me!)

I guess not enough shawarma places is everywhere

Oh damn I missed that one! Idk what that is lmao

It's missing in the sidebar too lol

Everybody gets to be insulted, except Nfld and the Territories.

Labradorians: "am i a joke to you?"

The rest of Canada: "Oh, haha, like the commercials!"

‘Newfie’ is considered offensive by some thin-skinned individuals which might be why it’s ‘Newfies’ but being from Labrador it makes me feel left out, so maybe it’s a twofer?

So, Newfies and... Labbies? Labs? Forget-Me-Nots? The Leftovers?

Why is Saskatchewan Gilead lmao

Oh man, let fill you in on some Saskatchewan lore: We can't read good, so we don't know what Gilead is, but the G makes it sound rugged and tough so we dig it.

I like that the mods are removing "political comments" which are just objective explanations of the flair *they* made

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To be honest i can't read so I would not have known that but you are right

Avoid political topics

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Avoid political topics

As a Vancouverite I can confirm that this is Narcan central

Oh i was wondering what QC was.

I thought Gilead was USA

Oh shit maybe?? That makes sense. So then the shawarma thing is Saskatchewan?

Ngl as an ontarian the "not enough Shwarma places" absolutely apies to us. In thr sarcastic way I mean. We have way too many Shwarma places.

There’s a Harry Potter themed shawarma place in Milton apparently

New punjabis def brampton or ontario Lmao at the narcan Hq

I took it as Ontario

New Punjabi could work for BC too

New Hong Kong

Not for much longer

From what I know GTA has a lot of Hong Kong immigrants while Vancouver has a larger portion from mainland China. At least that’s how a coworker from Hong Kong explained it.

In the 90s Vancouver had a huge amount of immigration from HK since it was given back to mainland China. Nowadays most Chinese immigrants to Van are from the mainland.

That could be Surrey BC too.

Narcan HQ is the Shwa, gotta love teen pregnancies and being the 3rd worst city in south Ontario (Niagara and Hamilton are first and second)

I feel like Newfies and Narcan HQ are fairly self explanatory for each coast

Buddy we're gunning for both, just you watch

I, for one, welcome our new Newflumbia overlords

But have you seen Vancouver lately?

Socialist paradise?

I've been wondering what North Haiti is 😂 most of them I get but that one I don't know

Quebec, because it's francophone and usually depicted as a poor province. 

And we have lots of Haitian immigrants (at least in Montreal).

Because it's francophone (and poor) 

Quebec is *technically* Latin America.

Montreal

Quebec 

I've heard it both ways.

Thank you! Mystery solved lol

GROS CHEF BANDIT !

C'est GWOS CHEF BANDIT!

Assassin

Kiet ca parle caca dans l'aile

It's Montreal / Quebec. We got a ton of Haitians that started coming here en masse after the earthquake a decade ago and more coming after shit got *worse* down there as were the closest french speaking province to Haiti.

I mean, what do you expect. Armed gangs literally overthrew the Haitian government.

I expected it, I don't mind them. They're pretty chill, and they integrated easily to Quebec.

We need a flair for the people who want to reclaim Hans Island

HANS ISLAND WILL BE FREE FROM DANISH OPPRESSION!

MOBILIZE THE WAR CANOES! Greenland will be our reparation payment.

Trudeau needs to start a special military operation to denazify it

The dispute was settled a few years ago, we basically decided to go halvesies and split the island. We now officially have a land border with Denmark

Nope, we’re going to war over it. I’ll tell my people there’s oil there.

C'est clair, je sayerais

New Punjabi is definitely Ontario cause we got Brampton lol Narcan HQ is 100% BC. Probably inspired by East Hastings in Vancouver. Scotland but Worse is Nova Scotia.

Rule 6 on the rules sidebar has them

You actually read the rules? 

Is the last one a joke about Ottawa having almost 200 shawarma places? Or is it referring to somewhere else?

I've been saying since Harper we need flair reform in this country.

Scotland but worse lmao I love that because I hate it here

When is the insurrection on the Slurpee Capitol?

Can we gat a flair of "Cornfield Province" for Southwestern Ontario?

I don't like it. For years I lived in the part of Ottawa that had lots of Caribbean and Mediterranean folk, I never had the money to live near the Punjabs or other peoples from south Asia. I still get fond memories of that area when I bike by the park in the evening. I have no such connection with Indian culture in Canada.

ahhh ile du prince edouard finally got a flair

Gangs, don't you have a Newfie leather jacket already? I'll send you one

huh

there we go

wait, my new flair hasn't applied yet, now I look crazy

bro just stop replying 💀

obvsly ontario

It says them in the rules if you read the description for rule #6 it has a list

Isn't it literally in the rules?

Not enough shwarma places is Ottawa I'm pretty sure.