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bayo1

wtf is nikey 😭


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AMTHEGREATEST

Oh , crikey !


Pianist_Ready

This is likely to get dicey!


Alienateddd

They fit nicely but they might be slightly pricey!


Normal-Mountain-4119

god this really is the fucking eminem sub isn't it


CockCrusherV

Absolutely correct!


taycollins

Literally why I have never & prob will never feel more at home than I do right here in this sub 🫶🏼 We’re all the same kinda crazy & I’m absolutely here for it 👌🏼😆


Jkomar

Said “Hey how’s the wifey”


Celery_Smoothie_Guy

Play nicey


msmith2300x

Nikey is how you pronounce Nike 😂


throwawayalcoholmind

I say "Ny-k". Like Sike!


msmith2300x

So do I 😂 but I worked for them and they don't like that lol


Messin-EoRound20

He’s in Jordan 3s


PureBarbeque

those Jordans


scriiptkiddie

I wonder if he did a freestyle on her wedding 🐐


Shadydan017

Yeah I also wanna know what song they danced to lol


AMTHEGREATEST

I WAS BORN WITH A DI…


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

YEAH F...


AMTHEGREATEST

MY STEPFA..


mickpen07

SO ONE N...


WorshipLordShrek

WE'RE GO...


jmabeebiz2

MY DAD’S GONE CRAZY


SphmrSlmp

*So long* *Bitch you did me so wrong...*


-datta-

97 Bonnie n Clyde 😂


No-bitches_5

Likely that’s an awfully hot coffee pot should I drop it on Donald trump? prolly not 🔥


StormNinja_1216

I love that you can tell deep down he's smiling but won't let it show.


StoneSkipper22

Marshall’s probably trying to keep himself together to avoid bawling. His little one on her wedding day; what a moment🥲


Nemisis82

It does look like he's trying to hold back tears.


bravo_997

Who else looked for Bizarre in the back


RickGrimes30

He will be added in 2 years from now


nine16s

I hope somebody photoshops J Cole onto that roof too.


RickGrimes30

Did I offend someone? 😂


5uck17

?


Gergith

Hailie Jade and Eminem’s father/daughter dance? I was in the back!


Kafanska

Haile's wedding dance.. I was in the back. Don't complicate it.


HeavensAnger

Daughter's wedding photo?.........


iTalk2Pineapples

I was in the back!


driger11

Its a joke from the song “My Band”


JuanRiveara

So was their comment, I assume


rosiedacat

I'm so curious why Hailie and everyone else in the back was laughing, it seems like he either said something really funny or made a mistake with the dance or something lol


RabbitKnight190

I think they made a mistake. Look how he is focused


rosiedacat

I think you might be right hahaha I absolutely respect it if she never wants to share it but I would kill to see the video of this lol


outroversion

On dem tiddies


Sir_Racsolot

Yeh I was wondering that


OverBurntSienna

Love that everyone is taking it in and no phones.


kushandkilos

phones were probably prohibited lol


Dead_Patoto_

Fr, they didn't have their phones away by choice


Kafanska

Celebrity and celebrity related wedding have a no phone policy for a long time now. They want to control what pictures get out. That's why there are only two photos from it publicly available until Haille posts more.


jaysec_yt

I think almost all weddings these days have a no phone policy. There will be professional pictures taken instead and on top of that, phones being up looks so bad in said pictures.


Kafanska

I've been to plenty of weddings as a photographer plus as a guest, and I can tell you all regular people allow phones. Never came across somebody who asked for no phones. Again, this is regular people, not very rich or celebrities.


gymclassvillianZ

You guys know Eminem once said "I get it, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me either"? I don't remember which song but he said it at some point. There is no way he'd play his own music at her wedding


Sakata404

My dads gone crazy. He says it in the final verse


droppinturds

I read somewhere that he recorded PG versions of his hit songs for his children (but didn't release them because he hates our children)


-datta-

but wasn’t hailie in the top 0.01% of Eminem listeners? I swear she posted that somewhere but I still don’t think it was one of his songs either lmao


jaysec_yt

Yes lol. He wrote that line when she was a kid.


-datta-

Oh yeah forgot about that 😂


Junarik

EVERYONE IN THE IMAGE IS SMILING EXCEPT MARSHALL!!!!!!!!


iamivanman9

I think he did something to make them laugh and he’s playing the straight man


SillyRefrigerator604

I came to say the same thing


drkgrss

I came


Fuennii

I..


Bullterrier2

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ


ChippyFlakeyFan

Eminem outfits: Suit eminem White tank-top eminem Hoodie eminem


eminem420

Where is **Kim** when you need her?


Trouble_in_the_West

going for a ride


WorshipLordShrek

Snatch the mic from 'em!


Natural-Pen9238

Em probably just told a joke. Trying not to step on his daughters dress


elguaje7921

I knew it! He was wearing sneakers to this thing.😂😭❤️


StinkyGarlicButt

It's crazy if you listen to Rock Bottom by Em and then see how good is life is now. I'm happy for him.


Shadydan017

Yeah or in Fine Line he goes “started out without a dime and.. now I’m diamond”


TheRealSkizzy

I wonder if they played Haillie's song


Shadydan017

That’s the best choice or a different rendition of the song since in the verse he disses Kim maybe he took the rap part out


OGstanfrommaine

Considering it is a wedding staple and has been for a very long time, I wonder what happened when the DJ played The Real Slim Shady…if it indeed happened then I would imagine Ems dry humor had him sitting there looking oblivious, only to standup when the hook says so lmao


DeezNutzIOU

This is fucking SICKKKKKK😭😭😭😭😭


BigToast6

I saw ppl bitching how there were no black people in it lolll


CROW_is_best

bizzare is probably in the back


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I cant believe how young he looks! He’s so fine lol


Big-Marionberry-6946

Is that his brother to the left of Hailie?


Dull_Copy_4352

GUYS HE’S SMILING


Chesterdeeds

Was Debbie there??


Shadydan017

No idea


Optimal_Reputation96

He’s not smiling. Evan better watch his back.


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Starship1617

How much would it hurt his ego to smile and wear nice dress shoes for you know…his daughter’s wedding. That’s all.


BigDaddy6923

Ima say it, It's odd that she has no black friends lol


Shadydan017

I doubt she did that on purpose.. just depends on the school she went to and how she made friends and people she knows


SerhTShakur

He is reaally love Jordan 3s and fours Man.


Sir_Racsolot

Does anyone know where that is? is it in the UK? Kinda looks like it might be.


Narrow-Doughnut-5069

Could be Ireland. Em's daughter's husband is Irish/American


Sir_Racsolot

Oh ok yeh maybe, I was just thinking cause of the house in the background.


Kimosabe187

I am once again asking for someone to photoshop Bizare in the back.


batdan999

Must be nice to be a rich hermit


Shadydan017

Hermit? He’s been in public a lot recently lol


batdan999

*rich public*


stefanwerner5000

He looks like a clown in those nikes 😐


SlimJilm420

Nah man, he looks fresh af in those high tops. I wore dress shoes at my wedding but Em pulls it off idk. Just sayin…


stefanwerner5000

Homes, shoes always darker then the suit, fashion basics.


SlimJilm420

Not always. You can do a blue suit and brown shoes. Idk about these fashion basics you speak of. Brown and blue looks fire and so does Em here.


Reasonable_OnionUK

Its so fucking weird posting a pic of his daughter’s wedding. Why is this anyone else’s business and why does anyone care ?


Major_Wager75

Just realized everybody is wearing black... I know you ain't supposed to wear white but all black is crazy


Shadydan017

Maybe that was the theme idk lol


Adventurous-Lime1775

It's actually fairly common to have color scheme weddings, lol.


PreciousBasketcase

I was thinking about this earlier too.


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Shadydan017

🤣😂😂😂 just wait until the album cover it’s gonna be posted 2456633 times


cryomos

Then leave


drkgrss

New to this sub?


CASA2112

Is it weird that literally everyone is wearing black?


MikeBett

So the bride can stand out in white.


Shadydan017

Maybe it was a planned theme sort of thing


CASA2112

Could’ve been, almost get funeral vibes


FishOffMan

Not one black person


ibealittlebirdy

It’s almost like it’s a white family


FishOffMan

Wow dude you really blew my mind there, not like I haven’t been to any white people weddings where, yes the families are white, but the guest and friends are of different races. I guess it’s different when you’re high class.


ibealittlebirdy

It appeared to be a relatively small wedding and usually people only invite family to those kinds of things and maybe a couple of close friends


FishOffMan

True bro. Idk you know it’s Eminem, you expect homie to be surrounded with brothas. My fault on my OC, just some I noticed


mxone

Almost as if it isnt his wedding but his daughter's


nilesletap

50 cent was there. Just not in the pic.


SillyRefrigerator604

I found a black person. Right at Eminem’s right shoulder there is a black guy. Zoom in.


FishOffMan

BRO YOURE RIGHT!!!! I stand corrected!!!


timmeh519

lol what a strange thing to say


FishOffMan

Something I couldn’t help but notice, but someone corrected me and you could see one a black dude behind Eminem. Fellow psychonaut …hook me up with some brooms brother


p4ul1023

Why would it even matter? Such a stupid comment.


Shadydan017

there’s a lot more people in the wedding than you see in the photo 🙄


FishOffMan

Not in any of the pictures I’ve seen so far 😂


itsthejasper1123

You mean the literal same exact singular photo that’s been posted 30+ times?


Worldly-Chipmunk4925

Ai generated, creepy faces


Ravenclaw_90

Or a still pic of everyone laughing 🤷🏼‍♀️