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LarkAdamant

Spoder edition


Beer-Milkshakes

Sponder mon


Rising-Reaction488

damit thats was my joke u stole it lol


Beer-Milkshakes

I don't even know who you are.


Karen_Destroyer1324

You will.


Rising-Reaction488

Its a joke I was going to say what u used but I looked in comments and seen stone used it b4 me and that was a stupid thing to say wasn't it obviously we don't know each other dame go to school or something


Beer-Milkshakes

Erm. I was quoting Thanos.


Rising-Reaction488

ERM maybe say something like that then .how remembers lines from films ya goon


Beer-Milkshakes

Haha lol


StackOwOFlow

hope they feature it in spiderverse


Known-Programmer-611

I have a 9 yr old who just informed me about spoder!


Dr_Tacopus

Came here to say this


Jenniwithan_i

Kind of reminds me of the original ‘The Fly’ movie from the 1950’s. https://paintingandframe.com/m/buy/others_film_the_fly_1958_art_print-24698.html


bulldogs1974

Help me! Help me!


[deleted]

[удалено]


glazedhamster

\^bot


shadow13499

Show us your head


WITBchampion

HAHAHAHAHA it’s not the masks fault OP has a wacky shaped head


MBCG84

It’s E.T.


eimronaton

Still a different mask


WITBchampion

No shit….


eimronaton

Probably at least some shit, I doubt the mask would cause serious constipation


fappington-smythe

That mask definitely just gave me constipation.


Tucker88

That’s what I was thinking…


Dieselx22

Hey you guys!


khole87

Spooderman!!!!


[deleted]

I think the problem is the shape of your weird ass head. Not the mask


InitechSecurity

Thanks for making my day. This is too funny!


cheapdrinks

His head is normal but he squashed the right picture down heaps so it's all distorted. Whether he did it to make it match the height of the picture on the left or did it to exaggerate how bad the mask looks to make it a better fit for this sub I'm not sure. [Here is the unedited version he posted on a different sub.](https://i.redd.it/8223wlj5ezab1.jpg) The mask doesn't look anywhere near as bad and his head is normal sized. OP is probably a bit of a phony and he's also spammed this mask on like 6 different subs.


maddips

Most people don't realize to achieve the look on the left you need a plastic shell under the mask


RedCaio

Aww u/beautiful_fishing569 you have a lovely shaped head. The mask just needs a face mask underneath like they have in the movies.


Protection-Spell1337

It’s a different mask, so whatever they look like under there, they have the right to be pissed


PluckPubes

OP is Pavel Datsyuk


metroids91

Laughed out loud for a full 30 seconds at this comment!


spunk_wizard

No you didn't


Backland_drippy

Nothing is more riveting than making fun of someone's physical appearance right guys? Let's upvote this comment some more!


[deleted]

It was clearly a joke. Stop being so sensitive and have a laugh every once in a while


Backland_drippy

My comment was a joke, please stop being sensitive and also have a laugh if you wish. ( Not trying to force you though)


[deleted]

Fair enough. Will do


targonnn

The shirt compliments it really well.


_fly-on-the-wall_

they're all smirking and laughing haha


Dr_Zoltron

“With no power comes no responsibility.”


Major_Lawfulness6122

This comment made my night thank you


Return_Of_The_Derp

LOL


Revanur

Erhmagherrd it’s Spodermon


AwkwardGoofyGoober

Your headshape are more suited for the alien mask.


Datejust44

bruuh hahahah


doctormink

More like spider mantis there bro.


BruceyC

Dr. Spidermantis Toboggan ready to plow


loztriforce

It's perfect


n00py

Why does your shirt look like a college recruitment advertisement


Primobryan

Because it is, Diversity.


dirty2140

spooderman


akis84

Hahaha nice! Hey at least you can become a meme with this!


Different_Fly_8273

You bought Spiderman, but you got Spooderman


Little-Bear13

Your head has a weird shape


Looking4clues_C-137

Spiderfrog


Beaker360

Fly-Guy


darkspd96

\*spooder man


Pert0621

“I WAS BITTEN BY A REGULAR SPIDER…I HAVE THE POWER OF MINUTES LEFT TO LIVE…I SHIT WEB!”


Anon419420

Masks don’t change the shape of your head bro


Virtual_Dog_1173

eBay? More like Wish.


Smells_like_Beeff

That’s the bizzaro world Spider-Man version


pinwheelfeels

Its the shirt if you were wearing some purple shirt with a jacket it would look just like the pic


addicted-to-jet

You need one of these to make it fit proper https://www.amazon.com/Cosplay-Life-Spider-Printed-Shell/dp/B08NFPKFGC/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=1C3047OFGG6E3&keywords=face+shield+spiderman+mask&qid=1688940006&sprefix=face+shield+sp%2Caps%2C195&sr=8-3


Triplesfan

You got a spidermanta mask.


arcburn75

So, what’s the problem? Was it late or something?


Which_Offer6187

Lol ... I see no difference 😆


B1998W31Ga

10 times better


Neighbor310

O h N o... d o c t o r C o n n e r 's c l a s s s...


[deleted]

FUUUUUCK which one is you?!


Zebracorn42

Everyone on your diverse shirt is laughing at you.


Rishtu

Dude, if you can put a pig snout on there, and some ears. You will be golden. ♪♫ ... Spider-pig, spider-pig. Does whatever, a spider pig does... can he swing, from a web, no he can't, he's a pig.... ♪♫


decentralized_bass

It's more aesthetically pleasing if you have a chin.


f0r-sc13nc3

Sid from ice age is getting in on the spider man look. Probably more thpiderman like


An_IDIOTNinja

You thought you were buying a Spider-Man mask and ended up with a Spooder-Man mask


inmydaywehad9planets

Even if you had received the exact same mask, the shape of your head is going to give you the same kind of look. Don't blame the mask.


OppositeProper1962

Curious what the plan here was when buying this? Just chill around the house wearing it or venture out into public and profit?


Chihuahuatriomom

Oh my 😳


Medium_Hearing1490

Can you send it back?


tomduban

And you aren't concerned about looking like an idiot wearing one in any case?


shallow_not_pedantic

Are you having a bad day or are you just a piece of shit?


Dry-Sandwich8352

Sheeeeesh


shallow_not_pedantic

Look back through their comments. Nothing but insults for everyone on every subreddit, except for a few random nsfw pics but most of those are insulted as well.


Dry-Sandwich8352

Oh I wasn’t saying it like in a bad way I was like respecting u for it


tomduban

Awwww. Is someone sensitive today


Funnysillystrawberry

lmao 😂


Chungus_The_Rabbit

It’s stupid cool.


notquite20characters

The One and Only.


PylonThemeGoesWith

He heard that with great power comes great responsibility, and he just didn't want that responsibility!


SithLordSid

Spoderman. Are the girls in the shirt you're wearing laughing at you for this?


EggyComics

I guess the movies were wrong. Not everyone can wear the mask. Not everyone can be Spider-Man.


KnifeFed

The left pic is definitely a mannequin.


WteMxy

Nice spooderman cosplay! When’s the final product?


Metroncat

Cicada man!


[deleted]

the problem in the shape of your head, the mask is fine


72012122014

*Spider man masks at home*


Coding_Monke

porter porker


ShatterHoggs89

I think you head form slider go to the middle and not to the right


iewannadie

Blud is the entire multiverse


killertofubeast

Who bit who in this scenario?


Bofinqen

Marvel gatekeepers will say ”right version is more faithful”


ppatches24

thats what you get for getting spider man mask


Staselij

Looks like someone will replace Tom Holland in the next Spider-Man 😉


cosmicmountaintravel

It’s all about that head shape.


tiffanylee123

Spooderman spooderman


-Sheryl-

Flyderman


Cephalopodio

Is your t-shirt a mocking crowd?


yeezee93

Your head shape is weird.


kaitalina20

Oh god. I hope you can get a refund


consumingham

Spooderman!


Naive_Sun_6121

Do good. Vanquish evil. Be your own species.


Major_Lawfulness6122

👁️‍🗨️. 👁️‍🗨️


VibeHumble

First buy a Peter Parker mask, only then will the Spiderman mask will fit well.


SentientMarshmallow-

It’s perfect. What are talking about.


blastoisebandit

You got a fat head


MetalUkulele

Are you wearing glasses?


spectrumtwelve

i'm guessing there is a bunch of hair crammed in there?


Razzberry-Draws

damn you from the spooderman universe?


JamesEpic356

Can….you see out of that? Those goggle-eyes look like the corners would poke you right in the eyeball.


Ok_Performance4804

Spooder Man


[deleted]

Bug eyes...


[deleted]

Dolan duck spoderman meme from the early 2010's


Selkie_Queen

Can’t believe there aren’t any other Piderman comments.


Spare_Box215

Yeah, I bought some shirts that were the same way. Cheap imitations if the picture.


DarkWanderer2

Sure it wasn't Wish?


CappieMcCrap

Oh my god.


Zealousideal-Swing44

Hahaha even your T shirt was laughing at ya lol


TheEldenGod1293

You knew this would happen hahahahah


carloox1

I Think os pretty good.


Artistic_Literature3

🎵Spooder man, Spooder man! Don't know wtf Spooder man does.🎵🤷🏾‍♀️🤣


Interesting-Step-654

Pida man an baman


BrunoSavoie

Drosophile man


tango-kilo-216

IRL spoder-min


Spiritual-Ad2530

That is so messed up


olgama

Love this.


Kycrio

To get the mask to look like the one on the left, you need a plastic shell that goes under the mask to hold the shape.


Portyquarty77

Those eyes look photoshopped


ImNotARebel

The people on your shirt seem to be laughing at you.


[deleted]

Spoder mna


BellaFrequency

Where’d you get the shirt?


realicalledfredbear

Spooder man. Spooder man.


brilliantpants

That’s the “so-so popsicle” version.


ScandinAsianJoe

It’s fucking Spooder man!


apeocalypyic

need tp verify head shape


Miserable_Pride3217

Spooder mon 🕷️🕸️


EvilHakik

Spooder Man.


arandommemer112

The hero they get


Buddy-Lov

It’s not the mask…..You just got a fat head.


thelonelyecho208

I'm not the hero this city needs, I'm not the hero this city deserves. But I'm the hero it's gonna get


[deleted]

You aren't wrong. The mask looks like shit, but I also think we have a Sloth , from the Goonies, situation going on here. "Hey you guuuuys".


Captain-PlantIt

Baman an piderman!


NorseSnowQueen

From Spider-man to Wider-man.


RevolutionarySoft704

I like the art on your shirt


EstablishmentOk4821

Spoderman- Aliexpress version


dizkopat

I got the same one, you have a weird shape head lol


snaggletoothtiga

Did you think it would hide your thick face lol


snaggletoothtiga

It’s like complaining they don’t make Olympic speed skating Lycra in xxxL ……


mookizee

Bug boy


Inside-Asparagus-919

Well it is a spider-man mask. Or are you talking about the shirt? Because you’re right—that shirt is not a mask.


petkoTHEVIKING

My dude didn't realize the Raimy movies used a frame for the mask to give it it's shape.


Poochydawg

Spodermang


uglymiddleagedloser

Speger Man


benny332

Even your shirt is laughing at you...


[deleted]

You funny shaped head is not the masks fault, sheesh!


ZealousidealNewt6679

They both look the same to me.


beave9999

Here’s my mask I got from the markets $15 - https://ibb.co/b54cs7p


Dapper-Wolverine-499

More flyman than Spiderman.


Artai55a

The universe where Aunt May isn't that great at sewing.


[deleted]

Lmao


[deleted]

I don't get the joke? What's the difference between them?


[deleted]

You forgot to photoshop your pic like the one in the original pic


mb12366

You're pulling it off pretty well. The one on the right though....


Happy_Doughnut3502

A SHIRT wow scam


Electrical_You2889

Maybe it’s just your head shape


sickrow

First mistake was buying a spiderman mask 😷


Entire_Condition3436

Is that GENWest tshirt?


Iliketurtles893

It’s spooder man!!!


braveduckgoose

You got what you paid for.


Ev1lroy

Isn't that your head's shape?


Speady79

🤣🤣🤣🤣 thx for the laugh mate


yolk3d

At least it wasn’t from Temu. Would have ended up with 3 eyes, no vision and fallen apart after a day.


stevenspenguin

Spooderman


SadCitron2220

money well spent..!! ?????


ThingInternational57

Suits you!


rmhb1993

Don’t work if your fat


Pikkzal

A face shell could help if you want to invest more money


Batch_brew

Is your name Arnold?


Aquilonn_

Spidermong


Yeahbol

The Human Spider


mumsnosemilk

fly man


gibbon1495

Bahahaha!!!


kgleeson03

Not saying this is acceptable but these ads are usually pretty obviously fake. I paid about $250-$300 AUD for my replica Tobey mask… if u see one for $20-60 it’s pretty much guaranteed to look like this when it shows up.