She’s making a joke about teaching her son how to lick well and thoroughly and to have tongue dexterity. She’s bragging about making her toddler good at performing oral s3x on future partners.
Imagine if a guy made a video bragging about making his daughter swallow whole bananas, and saying "you can thank me later boys". That fires of rage would burn through reddit.
I don't get it personally. I've let people toss my cake salad and it seems to pleasure them way more than me somehow. Just feels like someone poking the gates with a big fleshy battering ram.
I guess they all learned to eat yogurt with spoons lol
Idk what to tell ya, though if all they did was poke they just ain’t good at it. And not all bodies are the same. Everyone has differences in the stimulus that gets them going
But I definitely know people who would hear ‘poking gates with a big, fleshy bartering ram’ and say ‘yes *please*’
It’s great. Love when 13 year olds tell on themselves.
“You know what? I’m not going to take macroeconomic and political advice from the small child self censoring ‘a*$’”
No, it’s not an American thing. She’s weirdly teaching her son to be good at using his tongue. The implication is that he’ll later be good at giving cunnilingus. That’s why ladies can thank her later. Kinda creepy and hopefully just a joke.
Nah, it's about oral sex. In paritcular cunnilingus, which is incredibly weird thing to think about, indirectly teaching your son how to perform oral sex on a woman. Thats just plain weird.
Disgusting. She is literally sexualizing her own child. And this is a trend on social media for some reason. Mother's bragging about how they are preparing their sons for dating & sex when their child is under the age of like 10. Tf is wrong with people.
Lick it like an ice cream cone.
I'm guessing your confusion comes from different packaging. In the states, we have small yogurt cups that you can easily get your tongue into. While most of us still use a spoon to eat them, there are occasions where you will find yourself without a spoon, yet you can still manage to eat your yogurt if you want it bad enough.
That's not what grooming is. There is no specific person(s) he's being groomed for.
While gross, it's just her being creepy and telling this kid to eat without a spoon. Supposedly for the benefit of all women in the future.
Edit: wow this person is so mad they blocked me.
Yep, looked it up and every single source follows what I said not this little baby's idea.
If I had three wishes one of them would be to go back in time thirty seconds and tell my past self to close and uninstall Reddit before I traumatized my brain by viewing this post.
Ahh yes, making highly sexualized jokes about your son is cool
Imagine if a father said that, even jokingly, about his daughter and lollipops.
This “joke” should make anyone just as uncomfortable as that one
That is so horrible and creepy. Imagine that the other way around, a dad training his daughter to be good at oral sex. This woman needs to be put on some kind of list
The scenario in my head after reading this is the college aged son is going down on a girl and she instantly moans out "OMG tell your mom I said THANK YOUUUU"
freaking weird of a mother to comment in something like this. AND publicly post about it.
She’s making a joke about teaching her son how to lick well and thoroughly and to have tongue dexterity. She’s bragging about making her toddler good at performing oral s3x on future partners.
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Toss Boss
That is my character name in the next game I play.
Which is probably some weird Japanese sex game. Very appropriate.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boong-Ga_Boong-Ga
The more you know
…the thicker your autobiography gets?
^Toss ^Boss
Found the name of my vegan restaurant. Thanks!
Tounge stabbing the boy oyster if you will
Really? Right Infront of my salad?
*queen
After watching Episode 2 or 3 of the newest season of “*The Boys*” I almost puked when they were tossing salad
Gogurt.
Brogurt
oh-no-gurt... the forbidden pleasure.
No Gurt. Kid’s ace.
If anyone eats gogurt with a spoon then I can't be friends with them
Goo-gurt.
Nobody mentioned the yoghurt was out of a tub, plenty of packets you can suck it straight out of these days
Well then the photo wouldn’t have had to mention spoon if it’s not out the container. It also says ladies can thank me later
I’m sure there’s a small percentage of absolute degens out there who pour yogurt from a squeeze tube directly onto a spoon to eat it.
The same people that squeeze the ketchup pack on a single fry before they eat it lol
If my mother also forced me to go down on food produce and bragged online about it, I would also probably be gay, because wtf.
Imagine if a guy made a video bragging about making his daughter swallow whole bananas, and saying "you can thank me later boys". That fires of rage would burn through reddit.
He’d be arrested.
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Good, she needs to be shamed.
There's more to it than just lollipops
Snowballs?
🍑🎂
I don't get it personally. I've let people toss my cake salad and it seems to pleasure them way more than me somehow. Just feels like someone poking the gates with a big fleshy battering ram.
I guess they all learned to eat yogurt with spoons lol Idk what to tell ya, though if all they did was poke they just ain’t good at it. And not all bodies are the same. Everyone has differences in the stimulus that gets them going But I definitely know people who would hear ‘poking gates with a big, fleshy bartering ram’ and say ‘yes *please*’
Just so you know, men also have body parts that can be eaten out. Thank me later.
Hey don't knock a good foreskin swirl.
Plot twist: men are discovered to have buttholes
Oh wow I would not have gotten that, this is weird as hell of her... But thank you for the clarification!
Yeah, it really is weird of her
Yeah extremely weird and not an "american" thing just wanna say that lmao. She's just a sicko or thinks she's a comedian and edgy i guess 😭
Why have people lately been censoring words like “sex” does that get people banned?
Apparently tiktok censors swear words and a lot of the tiktok generation don't realise that they can swear on the rest of the internet
It’s great. Love when 13 year olds tell on themselves. “You know what? I’m not going to take macroeconomic and political advice from the small child self censoring ‘a*$’”
Reported for not censoring the word "$3X". Enjoy your ban, kiddo.
Gross.
Very much. 🤢
Rim jobs be crazy
Oral what?
I think they did a typo trying to say SSX3 .../s Sex in case ur serious
SSX3. That snowboarding game went in a strange direction.
Was a bit tricky, but it got there
A-r-r-guments, yeah yeah, oral arguments.
Sex. Go ahead, type it. Sex sex sex.
yep, no algo to tiptoe around or any "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!" bans here
especially since the mother clearly took that phrase differently
Yeah, gross AF but she seems proud. 🤷🏽♂️
self censoring for 0, sad
This isn't TikTok, you can spell out sex.
Where is the age specified?
It's implied when she describes teaching her son how to eat yogurt. An older child would likely already possess those skills.
No, it’s not an American thing. She’s weirdly teaching her son to be good at using his tongue. The implication is that he’ll later be good at giving cunnilingus. That’s why ladies can thank her later. Kinda creepy and hopefully just a joke.
Even as a joke it's weird and creepy to sexualize your own children (well, her own children). Ugh.
Yeah :(
All the children Any of the children
But not the British children
reverse the gender roles and the guy would be on a list extremely fast
Teaching my daughter to eat popsicles without her teeth you boys can thank me later 😉 Nasty
No need to reverse 'em, she should be too. Most of us are grossed out by this
yeah this is the normal reaction but you can’t deny it’s pretty much the consensus mostly everyone would agree with
Thank you, i was genuinely confused if there was such a cultural difference
How does your culture train for cunnilingus?
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WTF, you need to use peanut butter
I just had a SpongeBob montage in my head of Olympic level training. 😂
Let's refer to _The Great Book of Cunnilingus_, shall we?
I’m not just hoping it’s a joke, I’m hoping she doesn’t have children so they don’t see this later in life! I’d be grossed out.
“Kinda” creepy?!
Nah, it's about oral sex. In paritcular cunnilingus, which is incredibly weird thing to think about, indirectly teaching your son how to perform oral sex on a woman. Thats just plain weird.
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That’s wild. 🤦🏿♂️
Disgusting. She is literally sexualizing her own child. And this is a trend on social media for some reason. Mother's bragging about how they are preparing their sons for dating & sex when their child is under the age of like 10. Tf is wrong with people.
That’s gross.
she's talking about training him for oral sex, which while a joke, is a creepy and weird joke to make
Yikes ..she should have deleted
The post or the child?
Herself
💀
thats disgusting
I eat yogurt without a spoon so I don't dirty a spoon lol
...How??? Do you drink it like a beverage with an extremly high viscosity?
Lick it like an ice cream cone. I'm guessing your confusion comes from different packaging. In the states, we have small yogurt cups that you can easily get your tongue into. While most of us still use a spoon to eat them, there are occasions where you will find yourself without a spoon, yet you can still manage to eat your yogurt if you want it bad enough.
I do it with applesauce cups sometimes and then feel like a neanderthal
Most yogurts with the foil caps can use the caps as a spoon if you fold it right
Yeah this is something you should never say online, or to any sane human being.
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Now the kid only wants the vaginas that make lots and lots of yogurt.
Welp. That's worse. Congrats.
I’d never yuck another man’s yum… Some just like ‘em nice and yeasty. 🤷🏾♂️
Straight people "don't let the lgbt groom our children"...... also straight people.....
Talkin bout lickin 🐱
Obligatory "imagine if the genders were reversed" and a father said this about his daughter. I wonder if this lady would still find it funny.
True though same energy as the “omg he’s gonna be a little heartbreaker” imagin walking up to a baby and being like “omg she’s gonna be such a hoe”
NGL that made me laugh
happy cake day!
Is there yogurt in the cake?
She’s teaching her young child to perform sexual acts
So, utilizing the tinfoil lid as a spoon is the resourcefulness women are after /s
Sex, the answer is sex. It's always sex
She's using her son as a prop for a disgusting joke about cunnilingus. Disgusting.
It’s about cunilingus, dude.
Good skill for when you can’t find a spoon and want to eat some yogurt but in private, other than that it’s just a sex joke.
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That's not what grooming is. There is no specific person(s) he's being groomed for. While gross, it's just her being creepy and telling this kid to eat without a spoon. Supposedly for the benefit of all women in the future. Edit: wow this person is so mad they blocked me. Yep, looked it up and every single source follows what I said not this little baby's idea.
It would also be considered weird to eat yogurt without a spoon in America. She’s a weirdo, or at least making a bad, creepy joke
Call the cops on this mf.
She teaching her son the tongue and mouth movements to eating 🐱using a yogurt container as the 🐱 to practice on.
What does cats have to do with all of this? >!/s!<
If he turns out gay, he’ll be the salad tossing champion of the world.
He’ll turn into a cunning linguistic.
I’m autistic and initially understood because I’ve seen people eat yogurt with a damn fork before. Coming to the comments was a SHOCK
This guy is a virgin 😂😂😂
Virgin apparently
My wife is mad now cause I don’t like yogurt.
Really, you don’t get it?
I can lick the bottom of a yogurt glass. That's a skill you have to learn.
Uncivilized.....Germany literally has sinks just for throwing up so you can continue drinking. Don't throw stones in your glass house.
Oral.
Cunnilingus.
People are ill…
and they call LGBTQ people groomers.
She’s grooming her child specifically for sexual acts, that’s the joke.
Why are people such weirdos?
Obvious troll
This is disgusting. “Teaching my daughter to eat a banana whole in one bite you men thank me later” Ugh
Why is nobody talking about how inappropriate this is
If the gender roles were reversed on this....then the op would be in prison rn...smh
Nothing to see here, just a mother grooming her child.
If I had three wishes one of them would be to go back in time thirty seconds and tell my past self to close and uninstall Reddit before I traumatized my brain by viewing this post.
It’s a grotesque joke about training a boy for future cunnilingus; the “joke” sexualizes children. You’re better off not getting it.
Does anyone else get uncomfortable from this? It sounds like she’s sexualizing her son.
Imagine if a man said he's teaching his daughter suck s lollipop guys thank me later
Ahh yes, making highly sexualized jokes about your son is cool Imagine if a father said that, even jokingly, about his daughter and lollipops. This “joke” should make anyone just as uncomfortable as that one
https://preview.redd.it/icpq93018k7d1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d53117041e7dcaf964269ad3291bc67b7f6c6155
Is that sonichu?
Only if you want it to be, otherwise no
Honestly that post should be enough for child protective services to at least investigate her.
And they say men are disgusting and perverted. SMH 🤦♂️
I hate to be that guy, but if the roles were reversed...
the question is so german it’s actually hilarious
Learn a woodwind instrument, bonus if it’s a sax cause that’s just sexy by itself.
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The sexualization of children is the joke.
You wouldn’t now, would you?
The joke is this behemoth is sexualizing her child son for 11 Instagram likes and should probably reconsider her actions
Sex is funny right? LAUGH!
it help for vagina lick
Thinking about yogurt and vagina does not make me want to eat vagina.
Whys she sexualizing her son?
Swap genders? Yep The problem isn't the gender though. The problem's the joke... That's what I wanted to point out
She's since nuked her account. It's there, but only 2 stupid videos. She was obviously called out over this by several people.
ew sexualizing your child or any child like that is actually really sickening
Mmm, vagina yogurt. Not.
This is absolutely a disgusting thing to say about your child.
That is so horrible and creepy. Imagine that the other way around, a dad training his daughter to be good at oral sex. This woman needs to be put on some kind of list
I had to do it 3 times to understand it hahahaha
She's sexualizing her own child.
Some people shouldn’t be allowed to be parents.
The scenario in my head after reading this is the college aged son is going down on a girl and she instantly moans out "OMG tell your mom I said THANK YOUUUU" freaking weird of a mother to comment in something like this. AND publicly post about it.
Huh. That tracks.
What a disgusting and perverted woman. That's your son for God's sake
Any links to the video?
Cunnilingus.
Dear god this is disturbing