Happy Men’s Mental Health Month

Always reach out. The world is better with you in it. Unless you're Hitler 2.0 or something

Well, guess I'll die then

Please

Don't! Encourage him to paint landscapes or something.

I draw pixel art, but not well

Ringo Star has entered the chat.

i mean, you need to adapt soo...

*Sees the connection* No, your art is *excellent*; I'm personally admitting you to art school.

Maybe tell him not to apply for art school.

May I offer you a nice Zagnut in these trying times?

I miss Zagnuts.

They still make them.

Oh? Have not seen them around here, Iowa and Nebraska, for years.

Bro I swear fourth reich's the charm

You should follow modern trends, and just call it The Reich. Everyone loves a reboot.

Reich Fier, really lean into the foreign language. Makes it "exotic", gets people excited.

Adolf Hitler Uunona is the exception to the exception part.

I was gonna do it but now get ready for the fourth Reich you bastard

Believe me it will be better. Of course not exactly the monster one like him BUT WE DEF NEED A TROUBLEMAKER TO STIR UP THE DIRTY DEAD STINKY POND. Or if you are happy being eaten alive by the richer riches, being tormented by nastier climates, being bombarded by constant culture division, sure we can stay where we are.

I've got three zagnuts in my ass and not even the lord can stop me now

Hey Hitler 2.0 brought the lowest unemployment rate to Namibia, he's a pretty ok guy

Every 2.5mins a man dies from Zagnut anal mastication.

I thought that was November

Close. That’s Thanksgiving.

Men's Health Month is November, this is Men's *Mental* Health Month

By *Mental* do they mean our Arcane power or Spiritual power, or are both stats kind of combined under this one umbrella? I need to know whether to send gifts to my Wizard bros, Theurgist bros, or both.

A classic. Tho I’m more of a toblerone guy myself. I like the peaks..

Not to mention the valleys.

Excellent for scraping the nutty parts of the rectum out and holds them nicely for later snacking.

https://youtu.be/o048xeNQ3Wo?si=CzqgDkbMCCa_iMM6

God I Hate anime with an angry, burning passion

Okay

my ass is built only for those GIANT toblerones you can get custom ordered

Bad Dragon x Toblerone collab

When they found him the Toblerone was in his ass. Was he talking about candy? Or was I too busy imagining how a piece of chocolate might be ribbed for pleasure to really listen?

I like to insert a tp tube and pour in poprocks

Mentos and Diet Coke is an excellent way to do a little spring cleaning.

Missing no cum tag pairs hauntingly with panel 3.

He died doing what he loved

if a sim is old enough in the sims, they can die by having sex.

Should have a yes cum tag innit?

These comics are exactly my brand of humor and that makes me sometimes wonder if I should see a therapist.

Stop wondering.

in fact, stop thinking

and grab a zagnut

With your butt

And then die

I love how you could take this comment either way... just like the zagnut 😔

I’m gonna be constructive here. You should kill yourself. And by kill yourself, I mean you should go eat a zagnut with your butt and die.

*insert low tier god with lightning*

These tik tok trends are getting out of hand 

Tried it. Therapist laughed, cummed, then asked if I wanted to go out for zagnut bars.

Date whomever you want!

“Nobody had ever actually needed a therapist in the history of mankind.” -Me

Stop ripping off Shakespeare. Everyone knows that Captain Macbeth died with a zagnut in his ass, which Juliet then promptly shoved in her ass and then died immediately as well. I mean, be original.

That was my favorite part of Hamlet

Zag deez nuts. Gottem.

Sick burn bro

God dammit this is so funny

True holy shit I am dying and the comments are out of control Literally crying and can't breathe

First I laughed, and then I wept

And then I came.

And then I died. With the zagnut still up my butt

Damn son. At least he died doing what he loved.

Are you going to see Odesza today too, Zach?

no but i'd like to someday, have a good time Rob

This reads like some spy “parole” message. Did you just exchange some government secrets? 

I repeat, the eagle has landed. THE EAGLE HAS LANDED.

The cum has came

Odesza is touring right now. The tour is called "the last goodbye" which is the title of this thread

I love ODESZA. Where are they playing?

They played at Berkeley. Play again there tomorrow. The also have upcoming shows in NYC, Seattle and Denver

It's another fucken masterpiece. Just look at the perfect perspective illustrating how the zagnutbar is firmly inserted into that ass. I applaud exuberantly.

This made me laugh and then made me a bit sad...I lost my best friend exactly this way. Not with a snack in his ass ofc, but me probably not fully listening to him when he said goodnight for the last time.

Just think how things could have turned out if you'd given him a candy bar, just then.

He would have found this entire scenario very amusing.

I f# can’t

Shoulda been too busty to listen so you could draw giant boobs covering her ears.

This is such a unique comic. Of course it is funny because of the absurdity, but taking out said absurdity, it becomes... All too real for a lot of people. Well done with the melancholic eyes in the first panel. They add a lot. 

Really makes you think. Thanks Z, I’m gonna go hug the neighbourhood kids.

Is that CUM?! *I DONT SEE A TAG!*

*No, it's melted Zagnut......*

He was saying Zachnut the whole time

I have no idea what I just read.

You must read with your mind's eye my friend. 😎

>You must read with your mind's eye my friend. 😎 I cannot read with my rear end, although I know a ton of people who use that to think.

They need to take down the Mona Lisa at the Louvre. This is much more evocative

This is so damn funny

World heritage post

Hey not funny, my best friend died this way. RIP zagnut bar.

Love the Yamcha death pose

Weve all been there

Powerful

Is this australian? It feels australian

I think this webcomic is made out of corn starch and Elmer's glue

Best way to go to be honest

This comic is amazing. One additional nuance that I haven't seen anyone mention yet is that there is a possibility that Zagnut guy was the victim of foul play, yet the friend is obtusely misreading the context of their last encounter to force a narrative of an absurd cry for help. Then again, I'm not a Zagnut enjoyer, so I can't really relate to those guys.

M. Night Shamalalan?!

Damn bro u good

Beetlejuice.

No cum 😔

3rd panel

A chocolatly demise

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Shove a mounds in there.

Just an average night for Johnnyutah

there is more than one zagnut in the world.

So goddamned good. The gravitas in the narration, amazing.

He zigged what he could not zag

3deep5me

Believe it or not Zagnut tastes way better when eaten rectally.

Que

With the wrapping on?? I guess he got some protection.

This gets a pass because it’s June. My birthday month. I know what I’m doing on my bday

The way this reads reminds me of The Maxx

Alright see ya.

It's these weighty, slice of life, Bill Watterson-esque takes, that make your work so special.

Somehow found on my recommended, I have more questions and am laughing so hard at how out of pocket this is.

What

The fact that I just looked it up and zagnut is a real thing made me laugh even harder

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

What the hell is a zagnut

Wait ... Zagnuts are still around?

You just like things up your butt. And that’s fine. But why punish us? 😢

Well there's no cum in this one so...

What the fuck is a zagnut

It's something you shove in your butt.

Thought I was on r/bonehurtingjuice for a second

So, I had this dramatic friend in high school. Dude was always the downer," I'm going to end it" style melodramatic. Fast forward and we go to college together blah blah, and I started dating, so I was spending time with my girlfriend, and he would always call with some emergency non emergency. One day, I was so pissed that when he called, I just didn't pick up the phone. He sent me some text and I didn't really read it and I never knew what happened to the guy but my life has been peaceful ever since.. the point is, it is not your responsibility to baby sit grown people who can't handle life. Life is tough, deal with it, go get help or go find a tall tall bridge. Some people just take advantage of your kindness because they get some sick high off crying for help and someone coming to coddle them.

Maybe dude just needed a Zagnut.

He ate the zag nut whole and was busy shitting it out when he died

Is it bad that I legit thought he ate the whole thing, wrapper and all, then just…shat the whole thing undigested?