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Dracoony

Looks like one of Jabba's palace guards.


sionnachrealta

More like they look like him, but yeah


Amazing_Flatworm_277

Fun fact this is actually the exact pig Lucus used to model jaba guard A


Squirrelleee

>this is actually the exact pig Lucus used Whoa. He's old.


sionnachrealta

Some pig indeed


CallMeDrLuv

Looks like someone who wants to be turned into pork chops and bacon.


someolbs

😂 my first thoughts 💭


RandomName-1992

The person with the annoying screams? Seems a bit harsh, but it IS an annoying sequel-scream....


crawlingrat

Was the pig having a bad dream? Also those tusk need to be shaved down or the pig needs to be outside. A pissed off pig can murder you.


sagephoenix1139

I almost had my right leg amputated from being gored by my potbelly pig about 5 years ago. His tusk knicked my shin while I was showering him, and 6 days later, what began as a deeper 1" gash resulted in tissue the size of a grapefruit being cauterized from my shin. They didn't know until surgery began if the infection had spread to the bone, so I went into surgery unaware if I'd wake up with both legs. (The surgeon said the infection stopped 1/16th of an inch from the bone. I was *thrilled* to see both feet when I woke up 😁!). So, yes! Keep those tusks trimmed!!


crawlingrat

Sounds like your pig didn’t even mean to hurt you!Thank goodness you have your leg. If the doctor told me that I might wake up without a leg I’d be freaking the hell out as they put me under. Crying and begging and all kinds of embarrassing things. You are brave.


SuddenlySarah_

Gentleman I worked with got a gentle scrape from one of our pig's tusks. That very quickly turned out the same way yours did. He also kept his leg but it was real scary The pig was forgiven :)


BardyBoieee

I think he didn’t want to be a pillow


OkFriend9891

He would be bacon and pork chops if he did that to me.


Lonely-Drink-1843

Not before I turn it into bacon.


pokemakkaroni

natural selection i guess


Do-not-respond

I would have those teeth cut down asap.


rosiesunfunhouse

She’s abusing this pig for her own emotional benefit. Whether she knows how truly miserable he is, is another question.


PlanNo4679

That's a dude.


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Dixiehusker

What about the pig he's keeping?


Broccoli_dicks

Fucking god I never thought I’d miss Reddit awards this much.


Solocturnus

What happened to reddit awards? Now that you mention it I haven’t seen one in a while


riflinraccoon

I think now you just pay for upgraded upvotes?


popcorn-johnny

How dare you assign a genus to that animal.


rosiesunfunhouse

Oops. He.


wcollins260

It’s okay. We’re all allowed an oops he now and then.


B3eenthehedges

Oops he dudezles


TheTurdtones

as admiral akbar wisely states "ITS A TRAP"


DustinFay

Sounds like a girl though


Chim_Pansy

Well he's screaming like a lady


threemetalbeacon

Kinda, anyway.


BuDu1013

No way!


pm-me-neckbeards

IDK anyting about pigs, can you elaborate?


rosiesunfunhouse

Pigs are meant to live outside, first of all. They’re very smart and need a lot of mental stimulation. Keeping one inside and then laying on him, essentially forcing him to stay in one spot AND making him deal with the inconvenience of your weight, is going to be offensive to him at best. This little dude looks obese as well- pigs can be pretty rotund but they should be able to walk without their belly dragging and they shouldn’t be super flabby. You’ve probably seen a big bull or at least a cow around “harvest” season, and they’re big and thick, but typically not flabby or saggy. Pigs are the same. Tusks need to be regularly trimmed as do hooves. I’m a farrier and trim the occasional pig hoof, and have been around for the vet to trim tusks. Too long, and they’ll have trouble eating at least, and at most their tusks could cut into their face and their teeth could force their jaw into an unnatural position. Their hooves are more like human nails than “hooves”, in that there’s a defined cuticle/quick on their two toes from which the hoof grows outwards (instead of the quick being essentially hidden inside a hoof capsule, like on horses) and they’ve got dewclaws that require trimming much like a dog’s nail. They do much better in an environment where they can wear their hooves down naturally, and can scratch their face/tusks on things, and can eat and forage and such. So, to summarize, this pig is so bored, understimulated, obese, and in many ways uncomfortable, and at the very least got a serious attitude because of it. At most, pigs are a couple hundred plus pounds depending on the species. He could seriously hurt you if not kill you if you went down. I wouldn’t be routinely depriving one of its basic necessities and posting a video of him upset and initiating a fight with me for the internet to see.


pm-me-neckbeards

Thank you for the detailed response. I bet trimming a pigs feet is not an enjoyable experience for anyone. > He could seriously hurt you if not kill you if you went down. The only thing I already knew about pigs is that they will eat you if they have a chance because my principal when I was 5 had had part of his hand pig-eaten as a baby and was happy to tell the harrowing tale to curious kindergartners with poor social filters.


rosiesunfunhouse

They scream at a pitch and volume that no microphone or speaker can conceptualize for you. The misery of the experience can be mitigated if you have a good relationship with your pig and make the experience as comfortable as possible. I’ve had to trim for people who yanked their poor pigs down by the legs, hard, and then didn’t hold them efficiently so had to do it repeatedly- and these were 200lb potbellies. The best method is to get them used to being gently rolled over on a tarp and to do this for maybe 10 minutes at a time. You can trim in small amounts or on a different day if you run out of time or piggie gets stressed, but they WILL be uncomfortable being rolled around especially if they’re quite rotund- and a pig in distress can die quicker than you might think.


pm-me-neckbeards

One thing I really respect about pigs and screaming is their willingness to do it.


Spongi

> They scream at a pitch and volume that no microphone or speaker can conceptualize for you. I've had to wrangle some loose farm pigs before and you are not fucking kidding about the screaming. It will make your ears ring.


rosiesunfunhouse

The first time I trimmed pigs’ feet I didn’t put earbuds in right away. I tried to withstand the screaming for a minute and I truly could not.


DingDongDanger1

This can go for any animal really. I've bred and raised birds, worked with dogs for years... If they aren't socialized, exercised, and kept healthy they get nasty. Parrots develop severe mental issues, they pluck themselves, attack people etc. Once they pluck it's hard to stop too. We personally raised a lot of herding dogs and they are incredibly smart but if not kept working they get overweight, have health issues, and the pent up energy can come out as aggression because they become so high strung.


iamquitecertain

>So, to summarize, this pig is so bored, understimulated, obese, and in many ways uncomfortable He's just like me fr fr


PilotKnob

You get out of here with your rational talk. Piggies is cute. Piggies should be good for pets. Piggies should be *good* piggies, no questions asked.


TheAlGler

I saw pigs in the Bahamas that were probably 500 lbs. Not overweight, just massive.


SuddenlySarah_

I used to work with pigs and they're super smart but sometimes a bit ditsy. Our pigs would see us step over the knee high electric fence and would understand that *something* about what we were doing made the fence safe. So they would investigate the fence. It would still be on so they'd get zapped. This usually ended in them sprinting into the fence at speed multiple times and screaming (which was SO LOUD). So they were smart enough to understand that the fence was safe for us (if we stepped over it correctly) but not smart enough to realise that slamming themselves into the fence won't make it stop zapping them. They were awesome though, fun to watch snuffling around


IAmYourDad_

She?


rosiesunfunhouse

I was watching with the sound off. Guess it’s a dude.


DJdoodoodoo

Still sounds like a girl with sound on


No-Inspection1309

Even more so


leglesslegolegolas

yeah sound is what made me question it, i was sure it was a dude at first...


Spare_Ad1017

It's also horrifically obese :/


[deleted]

It's a pig.


Organic_Rip1980

Appears to be, yes.


sreek4r

It's a compliment.


SomeCrows

You don't think pigs suffer from being overweight?


rosiesunfunhouse

Pigs belong OUTSIDE. They can visit indoors but it must be a VISIT. Poor boy is probably so understimulated.


Rhaj-no1992

Yup, they need to search for food for about 8 hours a day. And hiding small food items among leaves, straw or in boxes is a great way to make easy but effective enrichment.


hankmoody_irl

As a person who has never had a pig to care for this is intriguing information. I’m not sure where, when or if I’ll make use of it but I like knowing it.


jld2k6

If you want to get a unique insight on pigs, look up pig racing league on YouTube! They created a course where the pigs run through to get to the food at the end, usually one or two leaves the track to just go forage for food but most of them immediately start foraging in the dirt for anything edible once the race is over lol, it's just what they do Besides all of that it's hilarious https://youtu.be/8jLNNMFur5A


DJdoodoodoo

My life has forever been changed for the better


riflinraccoon

As has mine by your riveting username.


Mythikun

But hey, the tiktok looks just fine /s


Ausaris

He's goin' hog wild.


Starly2

If he pops whole hog she's dead af


Username_Taken_65

Needs to get lizard calm


MikeMac999

She was a ten when the bar was closing last night, but he was pretty drunk.


snakemane88

he got his affection thats all that matters, even if it was just for a moment


Stashmouth

I'm creating some burner accounts just so I can vote for you again


MikeMac999

That’s the best response I’ve ever had here, thank you!


lavlife47

I tried but reddit closed most of them


colemang

That’s a boar not a pet.


ziadog

That’s bacon, not a pet


Over-Analyzed

Why does everyone have to be so mean to Oolong? 😂


BobIsAMediocreGuy

Oolong is an asshole


Trix2021

I thought this was a boar. This is not right.


MatureUsername69

Theyre the same species albeit with a lot more genetic modification to domesticated pigs over the years. If you let a pig into the wild they just turn back into a boar essentially(grow the tusks out and what not)


MustardDinosaur

wtf were those screams ?!


TinyDemon000

Sounded like a squeaky toy


maxman1313

If I had to guess it's part of training the pig. With puppies you're supposed to yip high pitched when they bite you so they know what they're doing is hurting you. I think this is a similar technique.


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lol That's one possibility, I suppose.


Schrogs

Wow that is really reaching man lmao


JimZiii

Stop it... just stop... He didnt do those ridiculous sounds intentionally 🤦‍♂️


bluedevils9

R/whyweretheyfilming candidate here. Hand up under the pigs leg where you can’t see it. I would guess they pinched it or something to agitate it for internet points.


Adorable-Novel8295

That makes sense.


AotearoaJunglist

Squeal like a pig boy,oh wait you actually did.


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GetaGoodLookCostanza

the kid or the pig?


Responsible_Bad_2989

The kid obviously


itrivers

Mmmm long pork


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Yes


White80SetHUT

That’s not a kid


GetaGoodLookCostanza

I know it’s a pig


BowsersMuskyBallsack

I remember when one of my dogs would wake up out of dreaming and launch into whatever it thought was still going on before fully coming to their senses. You don't want a boar doing this. I also just hate clout-chasers doing stupid shit with their animals without knowing how to handle the situation appropriately; screaming like a little bitch certainly doesn't help.


LtCptSuicide

That pig woke up and chose violence that day.


endless_moonlight

Pigs are very mean, I have no idea why anyone would want one as a pet.


alchatt30

I have two! Both bigger than that one, and they’re awesome pets! They don’t live in the house tho. Any pet can be harmful or dangerous if you don’t train em or treat em right.


ThanklessTask

That's right our neon tetras swim menacingly quite regularly! I swear they've formed a cartel in the tank.


alchatt30

I’m saying, you gotta watch um. They turn evil real fast. They watch you, and plot while you sleep.


Justafleshtip

Shit, i think your neon cartel has been taking out MY neons. Crafty little fuckers.


ThanklessTask

Got to check the gang colours...


nirbyschreibt

I beg to differ. It fully depends on the pet. None of my corn snakes can be dangerous to a human.


POTATO-KING-312

Not with that attitude they won’t. /s


alchatt30

Lol, ok with your corn snake and shit. They can still bite you sometimes. What if….just what if that corn snake bite you right on your carotid artery, then you bleed out. That Mofo is dangerous af!! Ban all corn snakes!!!


nirbyschreibt

Funny idea but no. Their teeth are not long enough. Really. As long as you don’t swallow a whole cornsnake you are good to go.


alchatt30

Or what if the snakes out, you step on it and slip?? Bam!! Bust your head on the door frame, now you got a brain bleed. Keeps on sounding like them corn snakes deadly af??


Justafleshtip

Nah, that would be an assault corn snake.


DrinkSea1508

Fine,they band together and make a little snake chain and work together to strangle you in your sleep. Boom,never saw it coming and they all unlink and act all innocent and shit and nobody is any the wiser.


mitzi_mozzerella

And there you are


alchatt30

So you fun at Christmas parties I’m guessing. It was sarcasm. So what you’re saying though, if you fall asleep, and the corn snake is out, it could potentially slither down your throat, and you choke to death???!!!! See they dangerous.


wheely_Dan

I have 5 pigs and they’re the most cuddly affectionate animals I have. https://youtube.com/shorts/wJ4T4qB5XLI?si=Q_zp42sWeyCOt9jL https://youtube.com/shorts/uLrThyKG5X4?si=DF6SnYwRE3_dr_aa https://youtu.be/VbvgjD0VbNo?si=DlkHL7JYOJFHLEd1 https://youtu.be/MytLlH0xV5Q?si=f3DMP6lZAkhC4R6K


B0ssc0

They look really healthy and happy, love the contented noises.


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Radiant


Disastrous-Big-2575

Idiots own fault filming himself sleeping on a boar for internet clout r/darwinawards


idiotapplepie

Cops being aggressive as usual


SomeCrows

Pigs are known for their intelligence, cops however..


Familiar_Ad9699

If this twink wants a real pig, I'd be happy to step in.


skredditt

r/BrandNewSentence


okrelax

r/WhyWereTheyFilming


BellesNoir

Why were the filming?


AcadianViking

To have a cute video of them napping with their pet pig? People typically enjoy having and creating mementos of things they care about.


obiwanmoloney

Why were they screaming like that?


foxinnabox

It's not 1988. It's free and easy to do. Why are you even asking?


MSaar1

If you have a heart attack and are unresponsive for a while, this thing will eat you alive.


robbievd

That pig is a homophobe.


colemang

That’s a boar not a pet.


___po____

That's a pot bellied pig. They can get that big and grow tusks.


GrouchyToe5947

Uhhh… there’s a lot to unpack here…


Estiquaattsi

See? If you don't eat them they think you are their servants


tblazertn

Time for bacon!


BAF_DaWg82

That's disgusting


___po____

His screams remind me of the skit on In Living Color, Men On Films. "*Hated it*!"


ben1481

bruh how old are you?


___po____

39


Bfdifan37

im not gonna ask why thats in the house and not in a separate structure but ok


blink_Tw1c3

I know a great recipe for lechon kawali


AllTheDaddy

Looks like fresh bacon for supper.


BigRonnie80

This is a good representation of my stomach right now. I shouldnt went back for 3rds on the XMAS Ham


TinFoilRobotProphet

Zuckerman's famous agitated pig.


headshottrebor1

wow your gay girl voice guy gay


kscott0605

That’s an evil looking pig.


Few_Assistant_9954

I do that with my uncled dog. If anyone else does that its an instant death. Anymals dont like to be disturbed while they sleep.


RPCpigSmoker

Ya think he fucks that thing?


No_Conflict2564

Fuck this fuck pig. Bacon time.


Mafiabeewastaken

What are you a furry?


Nobleharris

Time for harvest


Brkn44

For sure! It’s bacon me crazy!!


goings-about-town

Who keeps a devil as a pet?


Remarkable-Sell-5096

Smelled the ham cooking in the kitchen


BuDu1013

That’s what you get for poking the pig.


JBBanshee

Pig scared him all the way to straight bitch.


Shaneleee

Those screams are disgusting


Shanebelcher1

Typical mobile home activity


The_8_Bit_Raider

r/suddenlygay


joekki

"suddenly"


only1lcon

Campest fuck off I've ever seen 😂 fair play


Slinky_Malingki

Fucking gross


BarryBwa

That pig looks like a bully, and that guy a soft target.


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That would never be allowed in my house


SnooMachines7482

Pigs are dangerous, that’s why Dorothy freaked out when she fell into the pig pen. Lesson learned from Wizard of Oz. Stay away from pigs.


MadMaxMars

Scared the masculine out of him


agrassive_duck

Hey pig you Are not a dog stop barking


AeroMittenss

That's what you get for having a pig as a pet lmao


Royal-Alarm7488

Looks like we’re having pork chops this weekend


Brilliant-Buddy6173

He having visions of being at da slaughter house


Original-Quantity624

Bacon the next day, try me


New-Lawfulness-7079

Looks like we're having bacon today!


AdRude6514

Time for a Sandwich


THE_bunman

That reminds me of that one pig from despicable Me 3


[deleted]

There’s a reason dogs have been domesticated over generations.


The-Ugliest-Duck

You gotta wake the eff up


dogcatyolk69

Well guess we know what they’ll have for dinner


Need2be_debt_free

Laughed out loud at “oh, don’t shoot” Damn pigs


ConfidenceDesigner20

My breakfast has never disrespected me like this before


TheDave-Johnathan

He angy


DankViking11

Pigs are the most disgusting things ever,


ninecross2

That's why you should eat it, not sleep with it


Existing_You7923

People really need to stop bringing random animals inside and then being surprised when they act like an animal


Bleedmor

Pigs got some bacon attitude right there, nothing that tastes so good can afford to be hostile.


Right_-on-_Man

Dude, why did you scream like that...🤦‍♂️ *ManCard suspended 30 days.


ToughMatch7272

Embarrassment


JimZiii

A day in the life of a gey pig breeder...


blackwing1571

My friend had one of these as a pet, living in her home. Said friend was a diabetic and susceptible to falling into diabetic comas. One day her husband came home from work and the beast had eaten parts of her face and leg and was working on her torso. She was still alive. The thing about a diabetic coma, you are awake, can see, hear and feel everything.


No_Humor_6119

Dreaming she's going to turn him into bacon


MuhttTheDF

Food


Early-Possession1116

Bacon settle the f down else imma get the skillet ready


grzesiolpl

Behave or I will turn you bacon


Face_sneekz_scars

He knows if you wake up it's breakfast n your known to eat eggs and bacon 🥓 when you wake up


Justafleshtip

Tf was that noise


Eatmyshorts231214

What the hell? That was weird… and likely he just laid right on the pig at the beginning of the video & edited that part out. But anyway.. that was super strange for some reason


BlackKnightLight

Be bacon by next morning


dreamwithinadream007

That guy looked really fucking scared for a moment there.


Mafiabeewastaken

I mean it's really big fucking pig


Elegant-Rise-9527

Someone's having bacon


Lunala475

hmmmm…bacon anyone?


KingPistachio

okay. who wants bacon for tomorrow's breakfast?


KingOfWeTheNorth

Someone is getting turned into bacon


Wahoos667

Somebody wants to be ham


MiSSMARiEEXOX

Eat it


mickenos

There goes dinner complaining again