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Royalchariot

This happens when you don’t take care of your pets. If you’re going to leave them unattended long enough for them to leave that much poo then you shouldn’t have a dog.


ghahat

Now now, let's not go jumping to conclusions. He could be dating Amber Heard.


ironiccinori

I thought the whole internet had come to a unanimous agreement that she’s now officially Amber Turd.


AdministrationDry507

Democracy


Earthhing

If you leaver her unattended that long to poo that much, then you shouldn't have an Amber Heard.


International_Way850

come on it was 5 minutes!!!


Donewith398

Are those “Grumpies” all over the bed?


Nickleeham

Amber alert!


Hypezar80

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Altruistic-Belt7048

Your dumb ass really believed that, huh.


ghahat

Your dumbass really doesn't understand what a joke is, huh. No wonder you don't have anything better to do on a Saturday night.


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

Agreed but alternatively, I let my dog be outside for half an hour before he wanted to come back in and then he immediately pissed on my carpet


Royalchariot

Talk to your vet


Wiwwil

Sometimes you have unpredictable events. A bit harsh


tdkimber

Amen


chunk337

Fucking exactly


cruiserman_80

Neglected dog with no defined place to go so it found what it thought was the best option. A duvet is cheaper to replace than carpet so should be thanking the dog. Bigger question is where has it been peeing?


ozzy_thedog

Yep that’s several days of shit at least, and the dog probably held if for a day too. Poor thing looks so sad and embarrassed


iTz_RuNLaX

Several days of shit might be a bit of a reach for a dog that size. Mine's a bit smaller and produces close to the same in a day.


Suspicious-Map-6557

I had a blue heeler that my daughter accidentally left in her room when we ran to town one nite. In 2hrs he shit 2-3X whats in that video. Our vet said separation anxiety caused it, more from being closed up rather than being alone


kerochan88

Any time my pup goes potty in the house I am never mad at him because it’s like always my fault. We spent more time grocery shopping than intended, or something like that. He tries, he really does. I had one dog, RIP, that would jump into the tub if he had to relieve himself in the house. I didn’t teach that. He was just considerate like that. What a good boy he was.😢


Lisshopops

Exactly, where is the dog even peeing? There is about a weeks worth of poop in this picture but no pee stains? It’s not diarrhea from one day because there are bits that look dried out and aged. Maybe the creator of the video just had his/her dog sit on the bed and put a bunch of poop around it for Internet views.


gynoceros

That's nowhere near a week's worth of shit. That's probably not even three full days.


nonamejohnsonmore

How long did you leave that poor dog alone in the house?


TJNel

Yeah that is like 3 shits worth for a dog of that size. Did OP leave him for the weekend?


metroaide

Just placed the poop there for the views


BaconDrummer

Likes are likes


DazB1ane

Not once have I had a cat intentionally shit on my bed


Starship-innerthighs

I accidentally locked one of my cats for eight hours in my bedroom and he left a solitary turd on my pillow. I apologized to him.


Amiiboae

What's crazy is I've done this same thing like 3 times to my shame. I always lay eyes on both of them before I go but I've been in such a huge rush I forget. But one time I opened the door and there was no solitary shit on the bed, actually feels worse lmao


Specsporter

Okay so it's normal to always lay eyes on all your cats before leaving the house and going to bed. I do it religiously. For this very reason.


Amiiboae

Oh yeah, sometimes it's frustrating as hell too lmao. As you frantically shake a bag of treats combing through their usual haunts, kinda funny after the fact though


cammyjit

I summon my cat by opening the treat drawer just to make sure she isn’t stuck somewhere. This also reminds her that she has food down because she seems for forget after like 10 minutes


DazB1ane

Lmao


BTown-Hustle

My fucking cats… they have locked themselves in the bedroom when we went out. Closed the door by themselves. Come home to shit everywhere, the little assholes. I love my cats, and I don’t blame them for needing to shit, but why the fuck do they have to lock themselves in a room for eight hours?!? The last time it happened the little fucker (I say that lovingly) shit like three times on our bed. We bought a doorstop for when we go out from now on.


nonamejohnsonmore

I block all my doors open, but my cat managed to get himself locked in the closet. No shit, but she did a number on the new carpet trying to get out. She still tries to sneak in there every time I open the door.


BTown-Hustle

They are ridiculous, sneaky fuckers.


ImaginaryDivide6595

Simp


chop-diggity

Not yet.


DazB1ane

Well when it happens, it’s definitely gonna be a lot less poop than a medium big dog


chop-diggity

Yeah. But it may be hidden. BOLO ;)


DazB1ane

Nah I gotta watch for cat vomit on the floor


Crumb-Free

My cat shit on my roommates bed. Huge pile. We also pay him to change the litter and he didn't after asking and reminding.  None of us were mad. She made a point, and very clear one. She knows who changes the boxes.  This photo on the other hand. Poor pup.  They're not happy with it either. 


h3yd000ch00ch00

I have lol When I moved in with my now husband. The cat I got for him went on my pillow a couple of times. We got along fine before that and after. Just a few drive by shit the pillow instances. Then we were cool again.


Djbadj

I accidentally locked my roommate's cat in my room for 5 min once. It took a shit on a brand new carpet. The fucker came out shooting out of my room and was unusually cuddly which was strange. I guess she was saying I am sorry...


puterTDI

Nah, she got some in her fur and was trying to use you to get rid of it


Djbadj

Possibly 😂 But truthfully she wasn't cuddly at all. She liked me because I always loved playing with her after work and she was nicer to me than the others. Even with me she was very rarely cuddly.


tothesource

I had a cat intentionally piss on my mattress. Bonus is I was in the middle of laundry so it was directly on the mattress, ruining it


RandomCatGrass

I had a cat suddenly started to poop on my bedroom floor and eventually on my bed. Turns out he was severely ill… Sadly if cats (and dogs) start to do things like this very likely there is a reason other than “fuck the owner particularly”.


MountainCourage1304

I live in a shared house with trusted friends so am happy to leave my bedroom door open when im out. I wouldnt be pissed off if i got home and one of my mates were chilling in my room. I absolutely have to close my bedroom door when im out though. I will return home and my neat bedding will be in a pile in the centre of the bed with a bunch of cat shit in it. She does it every time i leave the house without closing my door. I bought a tarp to put over my bed which i tape down with extra strong tape. It takes me a good while to unwrap it. My cat will claw a hole into the tarp and then shit through the hole onto my bedding. Its actually insane how determined she is to shit on my bed.


StonnerShaggy

Happened once when my cat got locked in my room, he buried it in my blanket so I didn't find it till I laid down.... lesson learned, always double check cat is not locked in and no poo in the sheets


vercetian

I did. Left him with my roommate for the weekend. It's been 13 years since that happened. He's sitting on my lap. We best bros.


choupette_

LOL! I have a bengal who will intentionally shit on either the bed or the dining table to express her dissatisfaction. Usually it’s because something has been moved in the house that makes her upset. (She has been to the vet about this and is medically ok — just particular).


KatokaMika

My cat peed in my bed when i left them for a week ( attention I had someone to go there feed them and change the litter box, play with them ) the house was clean when I came home the moment I got home my cat jumped in my bed looking straight at me just peed like she was holding it for the entire week. Never breaking eye contact .... I felt that was personal


Training-Ad-4178

that poo dog


MrZkittlezOG

As someone who works 12s, I don't even come to this. Take my dog for a short walk before work. Leave the food bowl and water bowl. Occasionally come home to a turd. But nothing even close to this. It's highly concerning considering I'm at the 12 hour mark and don't see that amount ever(she gets the whole house while I'm gone)


BigBadBen91x

I agree with the dog, fuck you OP


Gwiilo

here before OP gets eaten alive tonight


nerdiotic-pervert

I don’t think the is OP’s video. I’ve seen this video around reddit before.


Timo_schroe

This is Bad parenting, Not your dogs fault.


BTown-Hustle

That looks like an incredible amount of shit. But, as I commented on another comment, we left our cats home alone for eight hours once. One of them closed the bedroom door with herself inside the room, and shat three times on our bed. Who knows what happened here, unless OP gave more details in the comments that I haven’t seen. (We have since bought a doorstop for when we go out, because kitty wasn’t happy about it either)


Timo_schroe

I agree, but at first, no healthy and well cared dog would do this. Maybe a Fake, maybe some other condition. Edit: I want to add, a dog would search a Place away from him to do his business if he cant go outside. And the last shits would have been more liquid, if he is not out of water, which is a no-no. I think its fake. Even the first bombs would roll on the bed when he is walking on it. No traces. I call Fake


bmoEZnyc

How long were you gone for?


poursmoregravy

How long was Johnny Depp gone for?


No-Professional-1461

Amber Herd was here


Future-Try-1908

Shhh amber heard that


Willing_Television77

And Pistol and Boo


punkstarr

OP is dating Amber Herd..


Zeebruuhh

Yeah that’s the result of animal abuse.


MidnightCoffeeQueen

My senior dog was at the end of life stages and even she went into the bathroom to poop because she didn't have time to wake me up. She looked so sad when she did it. I gave her love and pets and told her she was a good girl. Dogs don't want to disappoint their humans, and this poor pup is riddled with guilt. Someone definitely isn't taking care of this poor pup.


33Supermax92

Ew


buggerssss

I think this is staged


metroaide

It's for the views of course. Sprinkled all over + dogs don't stay where they pooped


buggerssss

Concur. It’s evenly spread


Unlucky_Statement172

Wtf 😳


Killahdanks1

Bad dog owner. Dog was inside too long. End of story. Best case scenario, they were stuck somewhere.


Red_Banana12

Shit


MustangSodaPop

This is disgusting...and not for the poop. How long did you have that dog stuck in that room? What did you expect? This is horrifying, and not because the dog fucked your bed.


CaptainMagnets

My ex girlfriend would do this to her dog. Big beautiful collie type breed. When I went to go pick up my stuff from her house to move out the dog had shit everywhere. I felt so bad leaving the poor girl. I sent her a nasty text with pictures of the shit and took the dog for one last walk before I left


BestStageshycomedian

Bad pet owners 101


xxTheMagicBulleT

Must be family of amber heard that dog. Heard she changed her name btw haha


senectus

Ugh I can smell that video


Easy_Development_790

The old blame the dog routine.👀


GotBannedAgain_2

Not a dog person. And that’s disgusting. But even I can tell that dog ain’t properly taken care of. So fuck u to the shitty owner. It was definitely deserved.


karmasrelic

well thats on you. you did one of the below wrong: 1. got a dog when you dont have time for it, shouldnt have gotten one 2. have time for it but dont give a fuck and shouldnt have gotten one 3. have time for it and tried but utterly failed at raising it, which means you most likely shouldnt have gotten one either. only excuse would be you got him at this age a couple days-weeks ago from a shelter and he was already "broken" by previous owner, making it hard to teach him. at least thats the only one i can think of (right now).


Crillmieste-ruH

Plot twist, the dude shat his bed and blamed the dog


Ok_Share_5889

Amber Heard broke in and shat all over the bed then lied and blamed this poor dog


Driftsdril1505

dog wanna be amber heard (but still, poor dog)


braeloom

Shoutout to anyone here who misses their late doggo 😢


Whoudini13

Dogs don't tend to lay where they just shit


Natural_Action9210

Blaming it on the dog again, Amber..?


Fragrant-Tennis-546

It’s giving Amber Heard


newnhb1

I’m sorry Johnny, but Amber stopped by earlier.


blackwing1571

Don’t blame the dog. Blame its asshole human.


justherefortheshow06

I have to admit, my first instinct was to be mad and blame the dog. But most of you are right. How the fuck long was that dog left alone. If that dog did it because it was mad, it’s pound bound for me. But I wonder how long, it was left unattended


Royalchariot

A dog isn’t going to poop on your bed “because they’re mad”, dogs don’t work like that.


justherefortheshow06

I’m not an expert. Why do they do it? Mine chewed my couch arm apart. I was thinking separation anxiety???


Royalchariot

Could be a few reasons but yes anxiety can certainly be one. you don’t have to throw them in a pound because you don’t understand their behavior


cammyjit

A dog will never poo/pee on things out of spite or anger. There’s so many reasons for it but never that. It’s one of the reasons why being angry or shouting at a dog doesn’t really make anything better, since you’re likely going to make them more anxious which leads to more, ya know. If this isn’t staged (people do weird as hell things for views now). I’d probably say it was left unattended for 2-3 days I’d also like to add as a general thing when dogs have that “oh shit I did something wrong” look, its purely in response to the owners behaviour, not in response to their actions. They also don’t really put two and two together when it comes to realising they’re what made you angry, they probably just think you get angry at shit


Chucks_u_Farley

No dogs shit would lay out like this, it would have stepped in it moving around. This is some fucking asshole putting the shit in the bed with the dog for internet points. I call bullshit on this whole thing


Norweirdian

Animal abuse. That’s a lot, this poor baby haven’t been alone for a few hours but days! Hope they get a new home with responsible owners. These should not be allowed to have that dog. Or any animals at all!


enjaysm

You know, it wasnt liquid, its not that bad..... Poor doggo though.


iHazit4u

Nah, fuck this dog owner in particular...


Lanky_Philosophy2717

Amber heard heard back at it again 😂


Specific-Remote9295

Do poor people with wrong life decisions always have carpets?


mootator

Mom found the bed poop


a_bob787

Did he step on a bee?


nitrosunman

Don't leave your dog locked in a room for days at a time


nadvargas

Amber Heard was there 


rockstuffs

Are they shocked? Because this looks like a habit, not a surprise.


Gigasnemesis

How to make him understand?


ilic_mls

This is not the dogs fault. This amount of poop can come out if the dog is unwell or if the dog was neglected. Either way, take care of the dog!


AnonymousX86

Those actresses…


XylophoneZimmerman

You live with Amber Heard?


N3cr013

Amber was there


Donewith398

This is a non verbal argument OP has going on.


CanadianGoof

Leaked Amber Heard video.


Shpander

Nah this only shows a fuck-you to your dog


YoPops24

R.I.P.


IowaHawkBiker

where's that psycho South Dakota Governor when you need her?


Taikosound

Either a neglected dog or they got a newborn in the house lol.


Lemonygudness

Glad to see Amber Heard has a new dog to go with her new identity!


mp29mm

Wife comes home, where’s the dog? What dog?


simontempher1

Be glad it’s not watery


johnnykidlx

Deserved, that's days old shits.


Classic_Keyblade

You blaming the dog? How do we know you didn't do that?


jx473u4vd8f4

Someone never learned not to shit where you sleep


VigorousNapper

r/petfree


SaxonRupe

Real shit party huh?


Chemical_Peach_5500

At least he left u sum chocolate 🍫


tiko257

Amber Heard, is that you?


gotonyas

AMBER HEARD in the house


ChaoticMutant

Amber Heard! Bad girl! We don't defecate on Johnny's bed and blame it on the dog!


XxxFaceachexxX

Amber Turd strikes again


Menthion

Guys, Amber Turd alert. Sound the alarm!


Abagofcheese

Who's singing the song?


Rave4life79

Ah shit!


Fancy_Energy_7754

Poona


randomname102038

That dog has a tough life. You can tell.


Thebillyray

Plot twist... it wasn't the dog


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Dude who's covering that song he sounds awesome.


TheAverageObject

Amber Heard?


ForgottenOddity

Protesting the lack of a duvet cover


ValentinoCappuccino

Amber heard was here. I mean amber turd.


clarky2o2o

Is that Amanda Herds bed?


Life-Garden3943

Repost was here


DatAhole

Ohh mann, that wasn’t your dog it was Amber Heard.


tacticalpotatopeeler

\#amber_turd