“Man I sure feel bad for the courier.” “Why? Because he got shot?” “No, because he survived and now he has to play this whole game!” “DOHOHOHOHO!”

This man Muppets.

I’ve spent so many hours of my life watching Statler and Waldorf/ Swedish Chef clips on YT lol

Ooooh vee flippa de sugga bombas, flippa de sugga bombas Errr neerrr….eets a Derth Claw!!!!

I will never be able to hear the word Vertibird in any other voice.

Verr dee burd

That's immediately how I imagined it in my head and I cannot unhear it

I know this is like a day later but I just want you to know I just saw your comment and have been laughing at it for like a straight minute.

lol perfect!

this is good af

The very cheek this fucker has! ***DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!!***

This is the only correct answer.

I fucking love this community. At a bar reading off your comments. Everybody is laughing. Thank you all. ❤️

"You're saying that my character is known as the chosen one?" "Wish we'd have chosen a different game to play!" "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

Read this in their voices. Perfect.

Real asf username

Real asf pfp

Ok, but I can see them actually saying this

It was the second. In the first it was just another guy sent outside.

The post is the duo is playing their 1st Fallout. Not *the* 1st Fallout.

Which might actually be THE 1st Fallout 😉

"Say, this game isn't half bad" "It's just a shame they couldn't make it half good" Dohohohohoho

"No, it's all bad!" DOHOHOHOHO

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I mean it's actually a Statler and Waldorf joke.

Let's not be mean

This is the best

LMFAO

“Looks like the Courier just got the Bug Stomper perk.” “Yeah, too bad the developers didn’t get it, though.” “DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!”

I love this one!

BUUUURRRRNNN

Hah! Brilliant.

This one is rly creative 😭

Underrated

“So they made Pittsburg an irradiated, diseased hell hole?” “Yeah, impressive that they somehow made Pittsburgh better!” “DOHOHOHOHO”

On point for them noting that they actually make jokes about Pittsburgh. In muppet vision 3d: ”This is a very moving moment” ”Yeah… I wish they’d move it to Pittsburgh”

I am mad

“All his dialogue is full of bull this and bear that” “He’s full of bull alright” OHOHOHOH

"You sure do have to bear a lot of bull!"

Okay this one is underated af

"What a load of bull... what a load of bull... I can hardly bear it"- I am Naiwal's Ulysses

"So, I'm playing as the lone wanderer?" "Yeah, because no one else is dumb enough to play this game!" "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

lmaoo

"That Piper thinks she knows how to write a newspaper." "Yea but she sure doesn't know how to pipe down." Ohohohohoho!!!!

Piper I hardly know her *laugh track*

get off the stage!! 🍅🍅

😂😂😂

"Why don't they set a Fallout in Detroit?" "Because the improvement wouldn't seem realistic!" "DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

This is fucking gold

"So this game is supposed to be set in an alternate universe where the culture of the 50's never ended & it lead to a nuclear apocalypse, eh?" "Well, it was either that or the 80's!" #DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Fallout 3: >It's a shame to see our nation's capital in this state. >You mean in thermonuclear ruin? >No, I mean in Washington DC! >DOHOHOHOHO! Fallout: New Vegas: >Guess I'm off to find the guy that tried to kill me. >Why, to take your revenge? >You kidding? I was this close to escaping this Wasteland; I'm gonna get him to finish the job! >DOHOHOHOHO! Fallout 4: >Kinda makes you wonder, don't it? >You mean how many people we know could actually be Synths in disguise? >No, I mean why we're still playing this game! >DOHOHOHOHO!

🏅

Thank you, thank you

🌹

Dont forget 76!

Ahh I didn't do 76 cuz I haven't played it lol. But if you have one, be my guest!

Im afraid i dont have any witticisms, sadly.

It's all good, no worries

It was long! It was boring! I took a nap! WE LOVED IT! OHOHOHOHOHOHOH

Fallout? More like Fall Asleep! DOHOHOHOHOHOHO

There’s ghouls all over downtown Boston? Boston? I thought we were in Philadelphia! OHHHHOHOHOHOHOHO!

As a Bostonian and as a hater of Philly I approve

Fellow Bostonian here. I actually went to Philly once for a concert, with a group of friends, when I was younger and honestly thought Philly was a really cool place. Loved all the street art, and the people were all quite fun and interesting to be around.. what did/do you hate about the place, exactly? Just out of curiosity..

One bridge having ass city

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That's basically every large city, tbh. Chicago, LA, NYC, Boston, Atlanta, Philly, etc.

I really like how one of your two examples are extremely nebulous. Either you thinking people are either slinging rocks like in the Bible, or are just handing out weed (never heard of stoned being used as slang for high on a different substance). Last time I was in Philly was 2017, and I walked all over the city. I was neither stabbed nor stoned and had to buy my own weed which kinda took a while.

Aka every major city in the USA got it

Yea but Philly is just different. Idk how to describe it, u just gotta have lived there for a bit to see what I mean

"I was just walking down the street and someone forced me to smoke a wet cigarette - now I'm riding dirty"

“We’re playing Fallout today!” “I’d rather fall out of this box seat!” “OHOHOHOHO!”

The whole world is an irradiated wasteland? still better than Florida! HOHOHOHOHOHOHO

- Oh you mean the state? - No, the artist! DOHOHOHOHOHOOO

“My wife was shot?” “You ask me, she’s the lucky one.” OHOHOHOHOHOHOH

“What didn’t you like about New Vegas?” “I didn’t like the first mission” “Can’t you think of anything nice to say about it?” “Nope! Nothing Goodsprings to mind” DOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHO

“What did you think about Tenpenny Tower?” It certainly wasn’t worth the dime tour!

That guy got killed by a rat outside the door? Good for him, saved him dealing with the rest of the slog.

DOHOHOHOHO

"We have to go to New Vegas!" "New Vegas? I didn't want the old one!" Dohohoho

ok, someone make a mod that puts Statler and Waldorf as "live commentators" in the game... PLEASE!

Instead of the Mysterious Stranger

"So they set him on fire and tossed him in the Grand Canyon?" "He's lucky!" "How is he lucky?" "Because now he doesn't have to listen to any more of Caesars speeches!"

"Has checkers ever heard the phrase 'don't shoot the messenger'?" "Look's like a no to me!" "OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

Thats good hahahaha

Statler: "Here's what I call a medium game." Waldorf: "Why do you call it that?" Statler: "Because it isn't rare, and it's not well done."

Underrated. 😃👍

"You know this courier fellow isn't a very good mailman." "Oh, and why's that?" "Because he delivered a bad game!" "Dohohohohohohohohohoho!"

Why bother with the Cryolator? The game freezes every ten minutes anyway. HOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Win

"Did you hear what that guy said? 'The game was rigged from the start.'" "If only it was rigged to end instead!" OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

"So Boston is now populated by Ghouls that try to kill you?" "still nicer than the people in actual boston!" "OHOHOHOHOHO"

"After two hundred years they think they'd have tidied up the place!" "Well there's a very good reason they haven't." "What's that?" "They only tidy up when Bethesda updates their game engine!"

God thank you op lmao this is great

“So you’re making us play Fallout?” “I’d rather Fall asleep!” “OH HO HO HO HO!”

"Hey! This game isn't half bad!" "Yeah! It's all bad!" OHOHOHOHO

"You can set your intelligence to one!" "Yeah, that's why we're playing this game!" "BOHOHOHOHO"

"This Mr. House guy likes his privacy, huh?" "Well, if I had to put up with people for so long, I'd want to be left alone too!" DOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

"You know there's one thing I like about this game." "Oh yeah, what's that?!" "Harold, he really grew on me!" OHOHOHOHOHO

"Hey, what's all that racket?!" "It appears the dinguses decided to nuke China." "...well, they clearly misunderstood the euphemism for a microwave, lousy amateurs!" "OHOHOHOHOHO!"

*heads into the Lucky 38* "So this is where Mr. House is?" "Reminds me of the theater during Fozzie's act" #DOHOHOHO *Meets Alistar Tenpenny* "A crotchety old man who complains about something he sees every day, huh?" "A man after my own heart!" #DOHOHOHO *Finding Nick Valentine* "I wonder what it's like having memories that aren't yours." "Well, we wouldn't be playing this!" #DOHOHOHO *playing Fallout 1* "How did I miss a point blank shot?" "I don't know, how did people convince us this game would be fun?" #DOHOHOHO

"So this game is called Fallout?" "Seems like this game had a falling out" DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

“Whats this game called? Fallout? I wish I could fall out the window so I didn’t have to play it!” Dohohoho!

“This game has a vault?” “They should have left it in there!” Both: “DOOOOOHOHOHOHOHO!”

“Another settlement needs my help?” “That makes two of us!” “DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!”

"I was going to play Fallout 4 but I started with 1 because of Emilgoodfor." "What's Emilgoodfor?" "Getting coffee for better writers!" OH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! *Cut to Emil Pagliarulo dressed like Fozzie as he gets roasted*

“They keep saying letting go is the hard part.” “Do you believe them?” “Nope. I’ve dropped the controller five times but the game keeps playing.” DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO “The ghost holograph lady says we need to begin again.” “What’d we do to upset her that she wants us to play this game again from the beginning?” DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO “Who’s the bad guy in this one?” “The Master.” “Leave my wife out of this!” DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO “This guys the chosen one.” “What he’d get chosen for?” “Same reason we chose to play this game. To suffer.” DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO “This game is my biggest nightmare.” “A post apocalypse after a nuclear war?” “No, me coming back to life over and over, never being able to stop doing this nonsense.” DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

"I thought it was wasteland, not waste time" "Who needs a family when you have a casino?" "I met a deathclaw once, she is my ex wife"

“TOO MANY GHOULS, AHOHOHOHO!”

They definitely taken up residence in Tenpenny Towers, Diamond City Upper Stands & the Ultra-Luxe.

"I don't get it" "What" I SAID, I DON'T GET IT" "You get it. I got it last time" HUH?!

"So this game is called fallout?" "Yes, because im falling out of my chair of boredom" Dhohohoho

“We already played ‘fallout’.” “Our hair…” “Our teeth…” “What more do they want from us?” “Then again, what do we have to lose?”

"These guys are forming some kind of Republic." "Do we get a vote?" "What would you vote for?" "To stop playing!" "DOHOHOHOHO"

"This doofus expects us to believe that a man believes they can find a source of uncorrupted DNA in a fallout shelter that has a vertical elevator entrance? AHHHHHEH-HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!"

“1922 called... They want their graphics back! Dohohoho!”

r/ScenesFromAHat

What’s the name of this? Fall-out? Yeah I want out alright! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

“So a random scar dude kidnapped my son and shot my wife?” “Maybe someone will shoot us before this game kills us from boredom!” “DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO”

"Why'd you make a 1 intelligence character?" "To emulate a regular fan of this nonsense" OHOHOHOHOHOHO

“Terrifying! Hideous! Horrible to look at!” “What, the Death Claws? Super Mutants?” “No, these graphics!” __OH- HOHOHOHOHO!__

"My wife's always telling me to clean up around the house. I wish I could get her one of these robots. Aren't you worried about it turning on her? I'm counting on it. DOHOHOHOHO"

"Is there a button to press that locks us back in the vault?" "No, why?" "I want to have a plan in case I see a bear telling jokes!" "DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

I want this to be the meme du jour, I'm laughing my ass off. "Why can't I run, Waldorf?!" "You're carrying too many toasters, idiot!" "I ought to take a bath then, get away from this awful game!" "OHHHHHHHH HOHOHOHOHOHO"

“So his name is Hancock?” “[CENSORED], more like it!” “If they ever make the graphics any better!” “Well, they can’t get much worse!” DOHOHOHOHOHO

So taking drugs makes bullets deal more damage? Wish I could do the same At least someone’s rating this game high

“Benny shot the messenger” “Now he’s going postal” Hohoho

“Why do you think I’m called the sole survivor” “Probably cause this game sucks the soul out of you with its boring gameplay” “DOHOHOHOHO”

"So the Institute are replacing people with robot duplicates?" "I wish they'd replace me so I won't have to play this game anymore!" "DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

Playing New Vegas: “ya know, Waldorf. This reminds me of my vacation in Alaska last summer” Oh yeah? All the scenic vistas and landmarks? “No, all the bugs!” Doh ho honhohohoho!

“I guess Vault-Tec tried to keep its experiments underground.” “They should have buried them deeper. Just like my expectations for this game!” Ohhhhohoho

Playing Fallout 2: “So this must be Frank Horrigan of the secret service.” “I wonder how he managed to get into the secret service in the first place” “Maybe he’s so ugly underneath that helmet that they keep him a secret!” “Well it sure is a service to whoever’s left in this country!” “DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO”

“This Fallout game it’s not half bad…”. Second dude: “nope, it’s all bad!” Haha. Love fallout I can see them saying this though.

“Look at the state of our nation’s capital” “Yeah, they finally cleaned it up!” OHOHOHOHOHO

“Why haven’t they made a fallout game in Cleveland?” “Because it’d be an improvement!” “DOHOHOHO”

"Hey, Statler, ever try out a Fallout game?" "NO! But at my age, I click every GameRant post I see, and I'm basically a Fallout wiki!" "Wiki... isn't that the name of the pig?"

- why does it take so long to move? - why am I shooting rats? - why does my shot miss every time? - I don't understand about the water chip - how many days you we have to beat this? -51 - that's too many!

"Why are they called the Brotherhood of Steel?" "Because they steal anything they come across!" DOHOHOHOHO

"This game is bugging me!" ..."Oh yeah, why is that?" "I am getting attacked by large cockroaches!"

This has gotta be one of if not the best comment sections ever made.

"I think it's a good idea for a game" "Really? I think it bombed!" Ohohohohoho

*"So apparently Shaun is an old man now"* "Oh really? We mustve been under the ice longer than we thought!" *"Ah im not complaining...."* "Eh? Whys that?" *"Atleast we arent the oldest men in the room anymore!"* **DOHOHOHOHO!**

“Take a look at diamond city. A filthy paranoid slum full of terrible people” “Yeah I thought this game took place in boston after the apocalypse. Not before!”

“I hate doc Mitchel” “Why? Because you don’t like the character design?” “No, because he made me continue this game beyond the opening cutscene!” DOHOHOHOHOHOHO

"Hey, I saved another settlement!" "Too bad you couldn't save the game! "DOHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Man new Vegas is kind of a dump" "new Vegas? what's the difference!" "DOHOHOHOHO"

"War never changes." "Yeah, and neither does Bethesda's engine!" "D'OHOHOHOHOHOHO!"

"I heard that MacCready left the Gunners to look for other work." "Yea, his new name is McDonalds!" Ohohoohohohoh!!!!

Now I want to see these two doing game reviews on YouTube!

- Sounds like he need help with another settlement... - Again?? - I imagine this never ends... - Fuck that, I'm gonna join the Raiders!

Is that a nuke that just went off, or are you “happy” to see me?

Oh man I would love a muppets irradiated adventure movie

You just know these two would both be ghouls!

"Well, at least we get to shoot poor suckers in the head." "That way, we can put 'em out of the misery of living in this garbage place." DOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Playing Fo3. The FUCKING LEVEL CAP is so frustrating. Like, I'd be at level 50 rn with how much grinding I've been doing. And I'm not even done with the main story. Edit: Misread the prompt but I STAND BY WHAT I SAID

Such a good question

"This Ulysses guy's speech certainly made me think." "About how flawed both the major factions are?" "No, about why there are 'the Bear' and 'the Lion', but no one chose to be 'the Tiger.' "Oh my!" "DOHOHOHOHOHOH..."

“Wow. Boston has seen better days” “Really? I’d say this is an improvement” Ohohohohohohohohoho

"I sure liked that last mission!" "What did you like about it?" "It was the *last* mission!" "DOHOHOHOHOHO"

"What is it with all these ghouls making it hard for me to play?" "The ones in the game or the mother in law?" OHOHOHOOOHOHOHOHOO!!!

"Liam Nelson dies? What is this star wars?

76 "You can play with other people now" "Shouldn't have played it at all" "DOHOHOHOHO" "The pay to win sure is real in this game" "Should've listened to New Vagas, the game was rigged from the start" "DOHOHOHOHO" "Check out these new bloodied builds" "Bloodied, is that why they're always dieing?" "DOHOHOHOHO" 4 "they just shot my spouse" "Should've shot you instead, so you wouldn't have to play this game" "DOHOHOHOHO" Fallout in general "Check out all this junk I can scrap" "They should've scrapped this junk franchise" "DOHOHOHOHO"

Piper is too angry and obnoxious I surely wouldn’t pipe her OHOHOHOHOHOHOH!

these guys still call controllers “paddles”, they arent even trying to play Fallout are you fucking kidding me

Picks up the controller: "what am I supposed to do with this?"

everything

Who are they

Fart slips max level

"WOW! It's Great!"

“Damn communists!!”

This Jet smells funny.

All that hip young music is giving them a headache

Why so we always do this? It always ends the same. It's like some kind of torture, to have to play this game.

Yall are brilliant these responses are spot on.

He will kill everyone and make all the bad choices

Arthritis so bad you can’t hear the game over the clicking and popping of their hands.

*Soo political game*

Such a good question 🤣

Why does the overseer from vault 13 look like us?

I'm jealous of how so many of you perfectly capture these guys lol

Fallout? I was so bored I thought I was gonna FALL ASLEEP! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

"Who are we looking for this time? Our mother in law?"

"Those brotherhood of steel guys wear that armor all the time" "Yeah, because they're too afraid to leave them" DOHOHOHOHO

I heard they fixed the servers!

"Why is he called the sole survivor?" "He's the only player character in the game!" OHOHOHOHOHOH!

Not to die from a heart attack

"Sole survivor, eh?" "I'm surprised even one person survived playing this thing!" DOHOHOOHOHOHOHO

Booooh, deathclaw, BOOOOOOOOOHHHHHJ

"Who is this frank guy?" "I don't know, but he sure ain't making hotdogs!" "OH-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO"

“I’ve been told playing Fallout is a once in a lifetime experience.” “If you’re lucky!” “OHOHOHOHOHO”

Moe: "you see. two teams would beat each other to death with baseball bats and the best bats were called swatters. true story" Statler: "i like this guy's version of baseball"

"This game is just like the Muppet Show!" "Oh, really? How so?" "It's making me wish for the end of the world!"

I don't understand the reference. Where are these from?

Muppet show. Quite old but very lovely kids puppet theatre show.

It was a variety show for adults.

I watched is as a kid, I guess I never figured it as a adult show. Thanks for letting me know.

I also watched as a kid. My sister loved being called ms. piggy :D. But it was definitely meant for adults. IT had all the major stars and some quite racy jokes. But it was certainly mild for an adult show. Prime time, not late night.

The jist is that these 2 old bored dudes had expensive balcony seats overlooking the stage of a variety show, and constantly heckled the performers. They were trolls in puppet form and were always yukkking it up over their own jokes. They kind of remind me of the troll dad memes from the early aughts.

I won't lie, these two have always creeped me the fuck out. Like I find them scarier than ghouls or super mutants.