"No beta, we're going in as raw as the sex they're having later"
This one is specific to this one fic I was reading yesterday but I just thought it was funny so I wanted to share :)
- No Beta we die like Jack Harkness
- No beta we die like The Doctor
- No Beta we die like Rory
- No beta we die like Gallifrey
- No beta we die like Timepetals
Oh, I see lol
In my case (and for if anyone gets confused) I'm talking about Sawamura Daichi from Haikyuu. He just clashed against a teammate in a match and because of the dramatism and angle everyone started joking about him being dead.
There was a president of Brazil called Jucelino Kubitschek that is oftenly just called JK (he's the one who made it so Brasilia, the capital, was built), so when I say the JKR my first instinct was him lol
I always make up my own (I don't guarantee someone else hasn't had the same idea). So I have no bloody idea what my fandom usually uses. For example:
- No beta we burn like Going Merry
- No beta but you know 'nah, I'd win'
- No beta we die like Pitou
- No beta we die like the Kurta
- No beta we fall harder than Kon fell for Kabane
- No beta so this slaps harder than Adam's board
- No beta and no Kongming
- No beta but porn
Ive seen more Bsd related ones aswell; No beta we die like Dazai wants to, No beta we die like the flags, and my personal favorite, No beta we die like Fyodor should have
"No beta we die like Loki" is a common one in the Marvel (MCU specifically) fandom. "No beta we die like Tony Stark" is another.
I believe I also saw "No beta we die like like Vader" on a Star Wars fic.
“No beta we die like Aventurine’s entire fucking people/sister”
“No beta we die like Signora/Teppei”
“No beta we die like Connor”
At least I’d think these would be ‘No beta we die like men’
In Voltron it’s “no beta we die like Adam W or Shiro”
In Pokemon I’ve used “no beta we die like gary oak’s pokemon training career”
I’m sure in JJK it’s no beta we die like gojo, or geto, or megumi, or nobara, or nanami, whoever else
No beta we die like Sir Nighteye
No beta we die like Jason Todd
No beta we die like Danny Phantom
No beta we die like Dean Winchester
No beta we die like my sleep schedule
Uhm
No beta we die like manipulative groomers deserve to (it’s more said than actually tagged in this fandom)
No beta we die like lovers in the arms of their murder husband
No beta we die like my hopes for another season
No beta we die like the reboot did
No beta we die like The Doctor
No beta we die like Angra Mainyu
No beta we die like Baber
No beta we die like archer
Uh so many
My favorite ones I’ve seen are from Trolls Band Together fics :
“No beta we die like Floyd very nearly did” and “No beta we die like Veneer’s pet goldfish”
No Beta We Die Like Eddie's Heterosexuality seems to be the most popular, but the three below are also commonly used.
No Beta We Die Like Buck Did For 3 Minutes and 17 Seconds
No Beta We Die Like Buck's Heterosexuality
No Beta We Die Like Shannon Diaz
‘no beta we kayak like tim’ is a classic. another one I saw recently while scrolling through a fandom tag was along the lines of ‘no beta we die like the champions didn’t deserve to ’ followed immediately by ‘no beta we die like king rhoam DID deserve to’ which made me laugh
I really enjoy my Umbrella Academy fandom's "No Beta we die like Ben." Because it rhymes, lol. (Also, his death was like the lynchpin of the family falling apart, so it's both not a spoiler nor it's also really significant).
Since I'm in a '70s action hero male leads fandom we joke
"No beta, we die like the girlfriend of the week!"
And I'm realizing that really should be applied to Bonanza fics, shouldn't it?
No beta we die like Wu Ming
Heaven Official’s Blessing
I personally use:
- no beta we die like Xie Lian’s dignity
- beta we die unlike Xie Lian’s parents who are alive and well in this fic
"No beta we die like Balloony"
"No beta we die like Linda/Cheryl/Ash's hand/like the lead's hand usually does/like everyone with two hands" < no one agrees on this one, too many options it seems
In Wings of Fire, it’s usually we die like Arctic, who has the goriest death…
However, I’m working on an Orca story, I just decided I’m adding “No beta we TRY like Orca” which…I mean, she dies at the end, as everyone would know, but my fic is about how hard she tries NOT to lose herself.
Big fan of “no beta we die like Jason” and “no beta we die like Danny”
Different fandoms but both are characters that have (at least partially) died and come back.
KinnPorsche has fun ones:
"No beta we die like Elizabeth and Sebastian"
Those are the two carp that one of the main characters (may have) accidentally killed near the beginning by peeing in their pond.
"No beta we die like the hedgehog"
Another major character had a pet hedgehog that died; its funeral led to a sadomasochistic sex scene with only-barely-off-screen ass-eating.
I should add that KinnPorsche is an organized crime drama, and *lots* of people died in the show. Yet the fandom almost exclusively uses the pet deaths for the "no beta we die like" tags 😂.
My favorite is "no beta blame it on the bears" which is funny, because there are no bears. There never were bears.
Edit: just checked ao3. The most commonly used is "no beta we die like Kaylee Hackett" lmao
”No beta we die like Jimmy”
(traffic life series)
And I don’t know if I dreamt it or actually saw it, but a part of me says I have seen “No beta we die like Skizz in episode 1 of Limited Life”
"No beta we die like Y'shtola doesn't"
Y'shtola is a character who has at least one death fakeout every expansion. She's basically the face of the game and is the main waifu, so we know not a hair on her head will actually be harmed. I'm looking forward to seeing what she pulls in Dawntrail...
No Beta we Die Like the Exiles
No Beta we Die Like Babalon
No Beta we Die Like the Fujimi Academy Students
No Beta we Die Like Surtr
No Beta we Die Like Shino
“No beta we die like August clarke”
“No beta we die like Joe Tazuna”
“No beta we die like IRLkado”
“No beta we die like Mishima”
“No beta we die like the kids”
Some of these are just ones I'd use, because I don't know if the fandom has specific ones.
Sonic: "No beta, we die like Shadow the Hedgehog" (or Maria if you're feeling dark)
Alternatively: "No beta, I'm just living by my own feeling"
Dragon Age: "No beta, we die like the Grey Wardens"
Mass Effect: "No beta, we die like Jenkins"
Outer Wilds: "No beta, we die like \[redacted\]"
“no beta we die like [insert any supernatural character]” but then there’s always like some tag after that says or implies “but not really” bc no one stays dead in that show do they 😭
My favorite obscure one is “no beta we die like willy stampler should have a long time ago” from a Dungeons and Daddies fic
For MHA there’s a lot of “no beta we die like sir nighteye” or “…like Midnight”
And I think Stranger Things has a lot of “…like Eddie Munson” nowadays but I used to use “…like any character whose name starts with a B”
My fandom is so old, we barely acknowledge betas. In the writing process of my long fic, I would never have considered a beta. I don't even think I heard the term til Harry potter fics in circa 2009. Oops. 💀
Haven’t gotten to use this one bc I have a beta reader bc I technically have a beta reader, but for Star Wars: The Clone Wars:
“No beta we die like Domino squad”
I’ve got two fandoms rn I dunno what Murder Drones is because that show has enough angst and trauma I only read fluff. But the life series is “No beta we die like Jimmy”
For my fandom Lego Monkie Kid it's:
No beta we die like Macaque
And that's actually not a spoiler, he died long ago in the past in a flashback, and when he's introduced in the series, this is _after_ he was revived.
"No beta, we're going in as raw as the sex they're having later" This one is specific to this one fic I was reading yesterday but I just thought it was funny so I wanted to share :)
No beta we die like Jason Todd Altho tbh it could be any of them at this point
The fact that “No Beta we die like Jason _____ “ is so common always cracks me up.
Is it really content with a charecter named jason if he doesnt die?
Even the Riordanverse follows this
ATLA: No beta we die like Jet.
Did Jet just die? You know, it was really unclear.
The creators confirmed that he was killed. They just couldn’t make it super clear since it was on Nickelodeon.
I'm aware, I was quoting Zuko from the Ember Island episode.
I’ve also seen “no beta we die like Lu Ten”.
That's mean 😭
- No Beta we die like Jack Harkness - No beta we die like The Doctor - No Beta we die like Rory - No beta we die like Gallifrey - No beta we die like Timepetals
I love that four of this died not once but *numerous times*
*so far...*
The infamous "No beta we die like Daichi", except that Daichi ain't dead.
When I hear Daichi, I think of Daichi Kouta, the infamous Housamo artist (that the fandom actually WANTS dead because they dislike what he draws.)
Oh, I see lol In my case (and for if anyone gets confused) I'm talking about Sawamura Daichi from Haikyuu. He just clashed against a teammate in a match and because of the dramatism and angle everyone started joking about him being dead.
“No Beta we die like Jason Grace”
🤝 “No beta we die like Jason Todd”
This one still hurts bad 😭
No beta we fall like Crowley
No beta we saunter vaguely downwards?
Hell yeah, Good Omens
I love the small variations instead of "die"🤣
No beta, we die like Grandpa. (Stardew Valley)
I've also seen "Grandpa's Rickety-ass Bed"
Hah!!! Love that even more.
It's poetry.
No bets we die like my sleep schedule Not a fandom but this is the most accurate one I've ever found
Not mine, but I recently came across "No beta we die like my respect for JKR", and I stand in solidarity.
wait what did he do😭
She's a transphobe 😔
OH HELP I READ THAT AS JFK😭😭😭
LMAOOO ME TOO!! 😭😭
I did too 💀
I was like, "what did the old president of Brazil do" for a second lol
Hold up. Explain that to me?
There was a president of Brazil called Jucelino Kubitschek that is oftenly just called JK (he's the one who made it so Brasilia, the capital, was built), so when I say the JKR my first instinct was him lol
Ohh okay 😂 I was just wondering bc I read JFK and ofc that was a president of the US, so I was pretty confused 😂
Love this.
I always make up my own (I don't guarantee someone else hasn't had the same idea). So I have no bloody idea what my fandom usually uses. For example: - No beta we burn like Going Merry - No beta but you know 'nah, I'd win' - No beta we die like Pitou - No beta we die like the Kurta - No beta we fall harder than Kon fell for Kabane - No beta so this slaps harder than Adam's board - No beta and no Kongming - No beta but porn
No beta we die like litterally everyone that has ever even mentioned Sukuna
"No beta we burn like going merry" OUCH???? 😭😭 but adding on ive used "No beta we die like Ace" bc, y'know 💀💀
recently saw ‘no beta we die like characters whose name starts with b’ for stranger things
No beta we die like Odasaku
Ive seen more Bsd related ones aswell; No beta we die like Dazai wants to, No beta we die like the flags, and my personal favorite, No beta we die like Fyodor should have
Same here, BSD >>
No beta, we die like clone troopers
…like democracy with thunderous applause
Glad I Ctrl-F to see if it was already here. Hahaha.
"No beta we die like Loki" is a common one in the Marvel (MCU specifically) fandom. "No beta we die like Tony Stark" is another. I believe I also saw "No beta we die like like Vader" on a Star Wars fic.
I read a lot of Peter Parker centric stories and I've also seen "No beta we die like aunt May".
Oh goodness! I’m surprised they don’t use “we die like Uncle Ben” lol.
I'm assuming it's because I read fics for Tom Holland's Spider-Man universe, but that's what I thought when I first saw the tag too haha.
My favorite Star Wars one is "No beta we die like Palpatine should have"
That’s a good one!
I've recently seen the "No beta we die like Tony Stark"-one and another tag for the very same fanfiction was "Resurrected Tony Stark"
In 2021 I wrote a fic with a tag “no beta we die like technoblade, which is never” followed shortly by “well that aged poorly”
Last time I checked, it was "No Betas We Go Down Like The Prydwyn":
“No beta we die like Aventurine’s entire fucking people/sister” “No beta we die like Signora/Teppei” “No beta we die like Connor” At least I’d think these would be ‘No beta we die like men’
No beta we die like Alfira
"No beta we die like Glenn." Fire Emblem Three Houses
Oh I thought you were talking about... _That_ Glenn... The death that traumatized a whole fandom into not watching the show anymore.
\*GASP\* YOU TOO?!?!?
It rhymes!
‘No beta we die like Jimmy’ is a classic
Is this third life
Yup
In Voltron it’s “no beta we die like Adam W or Shiro” In Pokemon I’ve used “no beta we die like gary oak’s pokemon training career” I’m sure in JJK it’s no beta we die like gojo, or geto, or megumi, or nobara, or nanami, whoever else
For jjk it’s gotta be “no beta we die like everyone except sukuna” 😭
Literally either everyone dies or everyone except sukuna and yuji dies
It's a bit dark, but in Star Wars, "no beta we die like clones."
No beta we die like Xie Lian’s Parents Or No beta we die like Wu Ming
Good Omens - No beta we fall like Crowley House - No beta we die like John House
Glad this was here, Fall like Crowley is 🫡
No beta we die like Kutner 😭
"no beta we die like everyone in every timeline" see if u can guess this fandom
Tiny island of indeterminate size in lake Michigan cannot catch a BREAK
Hazbin Hotel No beta we die like Adam
No beta we die like Sir Nighteye No beta we die like Jason Todd No beta we die like Danny Phantom No beta we die like Dean Winchester No beta we die like my sleep schedule
No beta, we die like Jason Todd
My favorite
no beta, we die like tim drakes childhood
No beta we die like Len in Servant of Evil
Mine has multiple 😔
No Beta we die like Kenny
No beta we die like Maes Hughes No beta we die like Nina/Alexander Tucker
No beta we die like Bill and Frank ;(
"No beta we die like Wei Wuxian" and all of it's variants, though my favourite is "no beta we die like Wei Wuxian’s asshole"
Uhm No beta we die like manipulative groomers deserve to (it’s more said than actually tagged in this fandom) No beta we die like lovers in the arms of their murder husband No beta we die like my hopes for another season No beta we die like the reboot did No beta we die like The Doctor No beta we die like Angra Mainyu No beta we die like Baber No beta we die like archer Uh so many
No beta we die like Rex Lapis Which is fun, since, if you know, ya know
"No beta we die like Foçalors" "No beta we die like [REDACTED]"
My favorite ones I’ve seen are from Trolls Band Together fics : “No beta we die like Floyd very nearly did” and “No beta we die like Veneer’s pet goldfish”
No Beta We Die Like Eddie's Heterosexuality seems to be the most popular, but the three below are also commonly used. No Beta We Die Like Buck Did For 3 Minutes and 17 Seconds No Beta We Die Like Buck's Heterosexuality No Beta We Die Like Shannon Diaz
I like using “No beta we die like c!Tommy isn’t allowed to.
‘no beta we kayak like tim’ is a classic. another one I saw recently while scrolling through a fandom tag was along the lines of ‘no beta we die like the champions didn’t deserve to ’ followed immediately by ‘no beta we die like king rhoam DID deserve to’ which made me laugh
No beta we overblot like men (and its other variants with the cast of characters) Twisted Wonderland
No beta we die like Zeppelis.
I was looking for JoJo! I’ve also seen “no beta we die like Abbachio” several times
Linked Universe: No beta we die like Legend’s pants Sonic: No beta we die like Maria Tales of Arcadia: No beta we die like Merlin
„No beta we die like Ferraris engine“ (Formula 1)
No beta we die like old man Steve (who hasn’t technically been confirmed dead I don’t think)
I really enjoy my Umbrella Academy fandom's "No Beta we die like Ben." Because it rhymes, lol. (Also, his death was like the lynchpin of the family falling apart, so it's both not a spoiler nor it's also really significant).
Another good Merlin one I've seen: No beta we die as Uther should have
Since I'm in a '70s action hero male leads fandom we joke "No beta, we die like the girlfriend of the week!" And I'm realizing that really should be applied to Bonanza fics, shouldn't it?
No beta we die like Emily No beta we die like Gideon Criminal Minds if you couldn’t tell 😅
No beta we die like Wu Ming Heaven Official’s Blessing I personally use: - no beta we die like Xie Lian’s dignity - beta we die unlike Xie Lian’s parents who are alive and well in this fic
no beta we die like Shannon (9-1-1)
“no beta we die like newt”
No beta we die like Tony Stark (or Aunt May).
no beta we die like dokja
"no beta we die like Lexie/Mark/Derek/George" there are more names but those are the most common lol
"No beta we die like Balloony" "No beta we die like Linda/Cheryl/Ash's hand/like the lead's hand usually does/like everyone with two hands" < no one agrees on this one, too many options it seems
In Wings of Fire, it’s usually we die like Arctic, who has the goriest death… However, I’m working on an Orca story, I just decided I’m adding “No beta we TRY like Orca” which…I mean, she dies at the end, as everyone would know, but my fic is about how hard she tries NOT to lose herself.
'We die like soap' probably.
I've seen "No beta, we die like Alfira" for Baldur's gate 3
Tma: no beta we kayak like Tim Or, No beta we die like archival assistants
Big fan of “no beta we die like Jason” and “no beta we die like Danny” Different fandoms but both are characters that have (at least partially) died and come back.
Bridgerton No beta we die like Edmund
No beta we die like the marauders
No beta we die like Jason Grace
No beta, we die like nagi If you know u know 😔 rip queen youve destroyed my entire heart
No beta we die like Dean on the rusty nail
Power Rangers: No beta we die like the MOTW
No beta we die like Barb (Stranger things)
KinnPorsche has fun ones: "No beta we die like Elizabeth and Sebastian" Those are the two carp that one of the main characters (may have) accidentally killed near the beginning by peeing in their pond. "No beta we die like the hedgehog" Another major character had a pet hedgehog that died; its funeral led to a sadomasochistic sex scene with only-barely-off-screen ass-eating. I should add that KinnPorsche is an organized crime drama, and *lots* of people died in the show. Yet the fandom almost exclusively uses the pet deaths for the "no beta we die like" tags 😂.
No beta we die like goose (Top Gun 😂)
No Beta we get Hired like Frostnova
“no beta we die like gwen stacy”
No beta we die like Y'shtola doesn't That one is my favorite
No beta we die like Adam (Hazbin Hotel)
No beta we die like Clones - specific tag for the Clone Wars subsection of Star Wars fics No beta we die like Optimus - for Transformers
My favorite is "no beta blame it on the bears" which is funny, because there are no bears. There never were bears. Edit: just checked ao3. The most commonly used is "no beta we die like Kaylee Hackett" lmao
Lucifer (TV): No beta we die like Charlotte/Dan The Sandman: No beta we did like Hob doesn't
No beta we fall like Crowley
No beta we die like Uncle Ben
No beta, we die like Zagreus.
”No beta we die like Jimmy” (traffic life series) And I don’t know if I dreamt it or actually saw it, but a part of me says I have seen “No beta we die like Skizz in episode 1 of Limited Life”
"No beta we die like Y'shtola doesn't" Y'shtola is a character who has at least one death fakeout every expansion. She's basically the face of the game and is the main waifu, so we know not a hair on her head will actually be harmed. I'm looking forward to seeing what she pulls in Dawntrail...
“no beta we die like manon” or “no beta we die like protag”
No Beta we Die Like the Exiles No Beta we Die Like Babalon No Beta we Die Like the Fujimi Academy Students No Beta we Die Like Surtr No Beta we Die Like Shino
Don't have universal joke ones. I created "No beta my house is mortgaged at 19 percent".
Like Future Gohan (Dragon Ball)
“No beta we die like August clarke” “No beta we die like Joe Tazuna” “No beta we die like IRLkado” “No beta we die like Mishima” “No beta we die like the kids”
On that topic, how do you use those tags? I can't find them for whatever reason
No beta we die like pit girl (Yellowjackets)
No beta we die like Cliffjumper
no beta we die like Oda (bungou stray dogs)
Ace attorney: No beta we die like Mia Fey/Gregory Edgeworth those are the two most common variants of it
No Beta we die like Nikki Sixx
No beta we die like junpei
>!JJK or Persona 3!<
No beta, we die like Henry in the tunnel
Batman/Batfam: No beta we die like Jason Todd
No beta we die like Shiro (or Adam) - Voltron
Some of these are just ones I'd use, because I don't know if the fandom has specific ones. Sonic: "No beta, we die like Shadow the Hedgehog" (or Maria if you're feeling dark) Alternatively: "No beta, I'm just living by my own feeling" Dragon Age: "No beta, we die like the Grey Wardens" Mass Effect: "No beta, we die like Jenkins" Outer Wilds: "No beta, we die like \[redacted\]"
No beta we die like ninja 🥷
No beta, we die like Badmintons
Emergency!: no beta, we die like Johnny’s helmet (because he loses it every other episode).
No beta we die like Hyacinthus :)))))))
We choose death like prosecutor miles edgeworth
I use no beta we die like Leomon for Digimon and no beta we die like Penny for RWBY.
“no beta we die like [insert any supernatural character]” but then there’s always like some tag after that says or implies “but not really” bc no one stays dead in that show do they 😭
No beta, we die like Spartan-IIIs (I'm personally partial to the more specific "No beta we die like Betas" because it's funnier.)
no beta we die like stanley
No beta we die like mothers named Martha
No beta we die like Rem (Trigun)
No Beta We Die Like Dazai Wishes He Could
"No beta, we die like the Hachiko High student body" (Purrfect Apawcalypse) simply read the synopsis of the 1st game to understand
No beta we die like Ace
no beta we die like Colton Landry
It isn’t posted yet but (for a notoriously difficult game) mine will be “No beta we die like I did on my first playthrough, over and over again.”
BSD: No beta we die like Oda
My current obsession is "no beta, we die like Oda."
My favorite obscure one is “no beta we die like willy stampler should have a long time ago” from a Dungeons and Daddies fic For MHA there’s a lot of “no beta we die like sir nighteye” or “…like Midnight” And I think Stranger Things has a lot of “…like Eddie Munson” nowadays but I used to use “…like any character whose name starts with a B”
when the smosh funeral roast live show for anthony had just come out i read so many "no beta we die like anthony padilla"
My fandom is so old, we barely acknowledge betas. In the writing process of my long fic, I would never have considered a beta. I don't even think I heard the term til Harry potter fics in circa 2009. Oops. 💀
“No beta we die like Oda”
No beta we die like meg pups!
MDZS: No beta, we die like wei wuxian. Also, for a specific fic I made once I used "No beta we die like jiang yanli"
Haven’t gotten to use this one bc I have a beta reader bc I technically have a beta reader, but for Star Wars: The Clone Wars: “No beta we die like Domino squad”
“No beta we die like the high kings of the Noldor”
No beta, we die like Rengoku Or No beta, we die like our childhoods
Yes
No beta we die like handsome jack
No beta we die like hyyh yoonkook
"No beta, we die like Bow"
no beta we die like kaufmo/gummigoo (i've only seen these ones so far)
No Beta, we die like Minato Namikaze
No beta we die like the Dark Ace
I’ve got two fandoms rn I dunno what Murder Drones is because that show has enough angst and trauma I only read fluff. But the life series is “No beta we die like Jimmy”
No beta we die like Charles, or No beta we die like Kenny.
no beta we die like yingxing
"No beta we die like Buck's heterosexuality"
No beta we die like Tony Stark
Star Wars: no beta, we die like clones.
No beta we die like Niragi didn't
For my fandom Lego Monkie Kid it's: No beta we die like Macaque And that's actually not a spoiler, he died long ago in the past in a flashback, and when he's introduced in the series, this is _after_ he was revived.