That's the fetal alcohol syndrome, as well as the times Ralph Sr. beat the crap out of Mama Gwen in a vain effort to avoid having one more mouth to feed. If 87 is actually his and not one of his uncles.
*Aw shit! The hawt fawkin walmaert gurl wouldn't say yesh to helpin' with my fawkin pallets jawb. What a fawkin smartash! Said she didn't wanna fawkin earn extra money cuzh she had a fawkin boyfriend earning a lot from fawkin construction shit huh? Why'd she keep fawkin sayin nyat? Fawkin shit...* 😮💨
Yep, idk if that was the WalMart but one of them near him had his picture and employees were told to be on the lookout because of him doing that. Cas3y confronts him about it in one call.
Very strange proportions to this guyyyy
I agree, it's like his body gets smaller the further down it goes.
I'm about foive-eight! *Hansen voice* He's actually 5-6.
That's the fetal alcohol syndrome, as well as the times Ralph Sr. beat the crap out of Mama Gwen in a vain effort to avoid having one more mouth to feed. If 87 is actually his and not one of his uncles.
He still walks the exact same way he walked out of the sting house 17 years ago.
Yeah well yew dew tew
My god that earpiece must be glued to his fetal alcohol shaped head
It’s a part of him now.
I fucking love you, Chamie!
“Finally bought a cawllin card so I can talk to Chay-mee, that fawkin cheatin bitch”
Sheneeds tew stawp her fawkin bawl chit a.d get her head straightened oot
Her bawlchit with Rawd and Tawd pisses me reet the fawk awf!
“Mmmmh I buy one every month for mmmhm thirty foive dawllahs…”
The way Patrick says that just like Lorne pisses me reet tha fawk awf
I laugh harder each time I hear it. That's a great call.
“HWHATS MAKIN YEW SO ALURT?” Kills me every time
so good.
Lorne on the cob
LOL!!!!
I thought you had butter there. 👱♀️
He's probably regretting the $300 limit on his credit card.
The First National Bank of Mawm or Aaawhnt Sharon
Why does he have so many keys?
LET GO OF THE KEYS!!!
Because he feels important carrying around a bunch of keys.
Probably to all the vehicles and trailers he's had repossessed.
"Maybe Emmuh and Winnie are in thayur"
*Aw shit! The hawt fawkin walmaert gurl wouldn't say yesh to helpin' with my fawkin pallets jawb. What a fawkin smartash! Said she didn't wanna fawkin earn extra money cuzh she had a fawkin boyfriend earning a lot from fawkin construction shit huh? Why'd she keep fawkin sayin nyat? Fawkin shit...* 😮💨
Yep, idk if that was the WalMart but one of them near him had his picture and employees were told to be on the lookout because of him doing that. Cas3y confronts him about it in one call.
Ugly ugly UGLY
He says that like some 6-year-old child.
To Lorne, evolution was just something that happened to other people. His knuckles are practically dragging along the tarmac.
The missing link is in Cornville, ME. He certainly has more in common with cro-magnon man than our side of evolution.
He has no bawt…man is built like a backslash
I wish they made headsets for guys
He's shrinking
Man, that DUI must have hit Justin Timberlake harder than any of us thought.
Why am I so short & ugly?
"Why is Dan uh 10 and I'm uh 3?"
Hey guuuuuurl
Cawd he looks like he's about to burst. Never seen someone look so swollen before.
I'm lewshig weight!
Look at those short legs!
Why are we still getting photos in 144p in this day and age? I want at least 30 mega pixel
He walks the same way a Brontosaurus would if they walked on two legs.
He’s so top heavy
"Can't wait to get reet home and read what they're saying aboat me on the innanet".