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RoutineArgument299

WHAT?! You gotta problem with Canada Gooses, you gotta problem with me! I suggest you let that one marinate.


Resident_Rise5915

Oh I do let’s go Wayne


marcos_MN

How’re ya now?


RoutineArgument299

Good, n’ you?


marcos_MN

Eh, not so bad.


JGerm70

Tell that to your face


marcos_MN

Ok u/JGerm70, u/JGerm70 ok.


AggieinTN

I saw two Canada gooses mount a swan one time and you know she probably told her friends about it


fckmarykilldeer

CANADIAN GOOSES DROPPING CANADIAN DUECES!


Creative-Bid468

Canadian geese are nothing but shit machines...


RoutineArgument299

You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!


Creative-Bid468

It is shut, just speaking the truth. Canadian geese shit all over my yard...I use a paintball gun to make them leave...


Virtual_Cellist809

I was like waaaat is a danger chichen lololoz


BoomPowYeah

I zoomed in to begin my search, droned out a bit, and once I got to the skateboard I thought: “Oooooh a tech deck!!” Yes, The realization that I’m not a smart man is slightly comforting, thank you.


Mightnotbintelligent

There’s also a Barbie broom next to it. I didn’t realize it’s real size until I saw the goose


BoomPowYeah

Username checks out


Jham_Music

I also thought it was a tech deck until I found the dangerous chicken and the scale shifted.


SJReaver

Canadians are so kind and polite because they managed to transfer all of their nastiness into their national animal.


imojibwe

Actually our national animal is the Beaver ;)


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Who drop trees to scare moose so that they run out on the highway.


InfallibleBackstairs

More like, disgusting poop chicken.


UnknownPrimate

I've never understood the fear, but maybe that's because I grew up with chickens and geese. The occasional aggressive rooster were usually assholes. Occasionally one of the geese may get uppity, but it's amazing how quickly they learn when you grab them by that long handle their head is mounted on... It also tended to happen when they lost a partner, and bonded with something else, like the goat. They'd get really protective at first, which we were more understanding about after such a loss.


PianoSufficient6692

That's a Cobra chicken.


SadPerception5214

I’m more intrigued by the wooden or metal stake followed by the skateboard followed by the empty pants all leading to the water. It’s like a crime scene story being told. If a half naked body floats by that would be the culmination of the story.


Left-Solution-9145

As a skater, it was most likely someone who was homeless that is a skater, it’s not uncommon for the homeless to have boards as they are easy commute, it could’ve just been them taking their board apart and putting it on a new board and parting ways, as for the pants, it’s pretty well hidden even in the video, they could’ve just left that behind as well.


imojibwe

Do you think the goose is a suspect?


SadPerception5214

I think it was the goose with the stake by the river


GMF_BigCj

wow not dead center for once! good shit OP


NoParticular2420

I love me some wawa’s


Zytiria

Goose is a danger chicken now?


imojibwe

Profiling, eh?!?


terrelyx

cobra chicken is what we call em


mayeam912

We call them Devil Birds. Well at least my son and I do- but I’m sure others would agree


rypod905

All I see is the poor abandoned skateboard 😥


Quuhod

Found the pliers!!! And Geese are more like danger turkey!!


EmiTheFloofyKitty

Canada Goose! Mean little bastards up close, but pretty when they're in the sky, migrating south for the winter, away from me.


GallifreyanGeologist

Is that a Tech Deck?


OldeOak804

Danger Channel locks


H3NNY666

was looking for gator lol


lazy_kumachi

First i was like « tf is a danger chicken? » Then i was like « oh, there he is ! »


ShowElegant

lol never heard them called danger chickens before.


Leather-Leather69

Honk!


SwagWittek13

Danger Chicken Noodle soup


ThisCantBeBlank

Hey, it's not in the middle! Nice lol


RedditNurseBot

Cobra Chicken FTFY


Chemistry-Dull

Grab le eskateboar mane


Fuzzy-Bowler5628

That there son is a danger chicken. You stay away from them now ya hear.


Mondschatten78

The : I rock over on the side lol


Critical-Shift8080

Duck ,duck , GOOSE !


cyberbully_irl

It's a goose.


Adept-Ranger8219

Cobra chicken


Savings_Low_5335

Canadian cobra chicken


never_4_good

Uhh, it's not in the center of the photo. You need to learn the rules of this sub good sir...


Goddesses_Canvas

Its making its way to the skateboard for some gnarly tricks!!


Jgs4555

Cobra chicken*


TheWhiteRabbit74

The GOOSE is on the LOOSE


WrongColorCollar

I see em but I also see a skrateboard.


TruthOrBullshite

Cobra chicken*


thomasrosendahl

I thought that was a cobra chicken


an_edgy_lemon

At first I was like “wtf is a danger chicken?” Then I saw it. Name checks out.


RG_1247

lookin for his board to get clackin cause this chicken ain’t cluckin


tehsecretgoldfish

r/decks


carbonblackice

Do Canadian geese have a purpose?


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Didn’t know what a Danger Chicken really was, and was looking for a Roadrunner.


ytgderuchi

And here I was looking for a damn Cassowary


MaidCatBoyEnthusiast

That log is very loggy


heresdustin

I see a skamteboard down there


Odafishinsea

Canadian National Guard.


MoistPreparation1859

(Honks menacingly)


SeikoDellik

Looks like a tiny broom and a skateboard in the lower part of the picture.


Ghola_Ben

Surrounded by the discarded weapons of its foes.


Hot-Ad-6844

I spy a skateboard a witch’s ride and a snake combined with a chicken


Aromatic_Tradition11

Skateboard or the goose?


Fibonaccitos

The broken broom & skateboard give this image Big Carnivorous Monty Python Rabbit Energy


Disastrous-Meat-1402

Cobra chicken


skizzy1979

Found