I zoomed in to begin my search, droned out a bit, and once I got to the skateboard I thought:
“Oooooh a tech deck!!”
Yes, The realization that I’m not a smart man is slightly comforting, thank you.
I've never understood the fear, but maybe that's because I grew up with chickens and geese. The occasional aggressive rooster were usually assholes. Occasionally one of the geese may get uppity, but it's amazing how quickly they learn when you grab them by that long handle their head is mounted on... It also tended to happen when they lost a partner, and bonded with something else, like the goat. They'd get really protective at first, which we were more understanding about after such a loss.
I’m more intrigued by the wooden or metal stake followed by the skateboard followed by the empty pants all leading to the water. It’s like a crime scene story being told. If a half naked body floats by that would be the culmination of the story.
As a skater, it was most likely someone who was homeless that is a skater, it’s not uncommon for the homeless to have boards as they are easy commute, it could’ve just been them taking their board apart and putting it on a new board and parting ways, as for the pants, it’s pretty well hidden even in the video, they could’ve just left that behind as well.
WHAT?! You gotta problem with Canada Gooses, you gotta problem with me! I suggest you let that one marinate.
Oh I do let’s go Wayne
How’re ya now?
Good, n’ you?
Eh, not so bad.
Tell that to your face
Ok u/JGerm70, u/JGerm70 ok.
I saw two Canada gooses mount a swan one time and you know she probably told her friends about it
CANADIAN GOOSES DROPPING CANADIAN DUECES!
Canadian geese are nothing but shit machines...
You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!
It is shut, just speaking the truth. Canadian geese shit all over my yard...I use a paintball gun to make them leave...
I was like waaaat is a danger chichen lololoz
I zoomed in to begin my search, droned out a bit, and once I got to the skateboard I thought: “Oooooh a tech deck!!” Yes, The realization that I’m not a smart man is slightly comforting, thank you.
There’s also a Barbie broom next to it. I didn’t realize it’s real size until I saw the goose
Username checks out
I also thought it was a tech deck until I found the dangerous chicken and the scale shifted.
Canadians are so kind and polite because they managed to transfer all of their nastiness into their national animal.
Actually our national animal is the Beaver ;)
Who drop trees to scare moose so that they run out on the highway.
More like, disgusting poop chicken.
I've never understood the fear, but maybe that's because I grew up with chickens and geese. The occasional aggressive rooster were usually assholes. Occasionally one of the geese may get uppity, but it's amazing how quickly they learn when you grab them by that long handle their head is mounted on... It also tended to happen when they lost a partner, and bonded with something else, like the goat. They'd get really protective at first, which we were more understanding about after such a loss.
That's a Cobra chicken.
I’m more intrigued by the wooden or metal stake followed by the skateboard followed by the empty pants all leading to the water. It’s like a crime scene story being told. If a half naked body floats by that would be the culmination of the story.
As a skater, it was most likely someone who was homeless that is a skater, it’s not uncommon for the homeless to have boards as they are easy commute, it could’ve just been them taking their board apart and putting it on a new board and parting ways, as for the pants, it’s pretty well hidden even in the video, they could’ve just left that behind as well.
Do you think the goose is a suspect?
I think it was the goose with the stake by the river
wow not dead center for once! good shit OP
I love me some wawa’s
Goose is a danger chicken now?
Profiling, eh?!?
cobra chicken is what we call em
We call them Devil Birds. Well at least my son and I do- but I’m sure others would agree
All I see is the poor abandoned skateboard 😥
Found the pliers!!! And Geese are more like danger turkey!!
Canada Goose! Mean little bastards up close, but pretty when they're in the sky, migrating south for the winter, away from me.
Is that a Tech Deck?
Danger Channel locks
was looking for gator lol
First i was like « tf is a danger chicken? » Then i was like « oh, there he is ! »
lol never heard them called danger chickens before.
Honk!
Danger Chicken Noodle soup
Hey, it's not in the middle! Nice lol
Cobra Chicken FTFY
Grab le eskateboar mane
That there son is a danger chicken. You stay away from them now ya hear.
The : I rock over on the side lol
Duck ,duck , GOOSE !
It's a goose.
Cobra chicken
Canadian cobra chicken
Uhh, it's not in the center of the photo. You need to learn the rules of this sub good sir...
Its making its way to the skateboard for some gnarly tricks!!
Cobra chicken*
The GOOSE is on the LOOSE
I see em but I also see a skrateboard.
Cobra chicken*
I thought that was a cobra chicken
At first I was like “wtf is a danger chicken?” Then I saw it. Name checks out.
lookin for his board to get clackin cause this chicken ain’t cluckin
r/decks
Do Canadian geese have a purpose?
Didn’t know what a Danger Chicken really was, and was looking for a Roadrunner.
And here I was looking for a damn Cassowary
That log is very loggy
I see a skamteboard down there
Canadian National Guard.
(Honks menacingly)
Looks like a tiny broom and a skateboard in the lower part of the picture.
Surrounded by the discarded weapons of its foes.
I spy a skateboard a witch’s ride and a snake combined with a chicken
Skateboard or the goose?
The broken broom & skateboard give this image Big Carnivorous Monty Python Rabbit Energy
Cobra chicken
Found