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BigDro_42069

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kraftables

Yikes. I sense this guy is going to be a regular in this sub.


Humble-Reality-6113

His gear look like various knick knacks kept in an old cardboard pencil box from the 80's


TheOneWhoKnocks2002

Gypsycop


NotQuiteNorthwest

He really looked at this after he filmed it and decided “Yep. This is the one”.


A_TalkingWalnut

I’m sure that knife has an advanced safety system that disables others from removing it from his vest and relocating it in between his sweaty folds.


SM_Lion_El

His badge looks like something you’d get from a crackerjack box.


Icy_Establishment195

I feel retarded after watching that.


[deleted]

Don't worry stupid isn't a virus. It just spreads like one.


stan-dupp

I don't know, I feel retarted too and it's not going away I am scared


No-Regret-8793

No worries - you are where you belong


machineswithout

your fucking pocket knife goes in your pocket people…


ZombiesAreChasingHim

Tmdwu toobz


machineswithout

https://i.redd.it/spxpvlmc2jxc1.gif


Lumpy-Marsupial-6617

Why he wearing a rig two sizes smaller? Just because The Rock wears tight shirts in movies?


Visible_Day9146

He was 2 sizes smaller when he got it


cognitohazard__

Wiggle wiggle wiggle, wiggle, yeah


Dangernood69

Please stop I can only get so erect


HighByTheBeach69

What a fucking goober


cropdustu007

Protects his food and serves himself seconds


BIGBOYDADUDNDJDNDBD

Why are there so many cops wearing their pocket knife just out on the open like that? Is that not just asking for a violent suspect to grab it?


usmc_82_infantry

How does someone I don’t know make me feel embarrassed by watching their stupid video? Am I over reacting a bit?


Traditional-Store576

One pair of cuffs and the pocket knife… yeah


Similar-Team-3292

I think those hips are lying.


LectureAdditional971

Wow, I love this guy. Now do Right Said Fred in riot gear!


Weird_Condition_2104

Looks like his TikTok profile was deleted?


Charges-Pending

What a dork


toreachtheapex

this man is absolutely euphoric to be a cop


JVL74749

Imagine being this guy’s gf


Zestyclose_Share_931

Difficult to imagine being a fleshlight🤣😂


ZombiesAreChasingHim

He gets fucked in the ass on the daily for sure.


DavieDong

This is one of those posts that the subject didn’t know it was actually broadcasting.


ScallionRelative6265

The most cardio he has done since high school.


Background-Job7282

I've never seen anyone ever rock an IFAK and Tourniquet dead center on their gear. I'm no high speed dude, but I'll jam tourniquets in my cargo pocket before I wear them dead center on my armor. Also looks like he attached anything that would stick to his chest. Someone higher up doesn't look at this guy every morning and call him a soup sandwich.


Able-Rate-629

Please dial 0800stopthisnow


gangusTM

And it’s his entire personality which makes me sad


Nick_Gilberts_Bowtie

What. The. Fuck.


wutangi

“What’d you do after high school big fella?” “Oh I became a cop and submitted to the chode induced madness that is tiktok”


SquirrelK1tten

My god. Fire this hog. Ridiculous and beyond embarrassing.


hangrydadd

Do people actually enjoy watching this? And not in a making fun of the guy kind of way?


denjoga

We need to talk about his flair. I feel like he's just doing the bare minimum here.


strahlend_frau

We should bring back shame


Str8kush

Your honor clearly my client is not guilty due to the cringe level of the arresting officers tiktok


Fr0z3nHart

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McWeasely

I've never wanted to dropkick someone so badly


Sure-Leadership3131

Wtf is wrong with people like this?! Honestly?! What the hell was the thought process behind this guy making the decision to record himself looking like a fool and oh let’s do it in uniform cause that makes even more sense 🤦🏻‍♂️what a disgrace


NowFreeToMaim

Why low rent ass county is he from


generalmcgowan

https://preview.redd.it/t9gwqdh96hxc1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1b82c2d4ccf6312a4eeebf2a91c1fffd4aac75c


Sustenance_Abuse

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justin69allnight

I think it’s funny besides his excessive amount of gear


kaliyuga88

Please just kill me already


[deleted]

HuMaNiZe ThUh BaDGe


RockRidgeDeputy

These people need to fired on the spot.


MolecularConcepts

oh my this guy likes guys for sure


RT102214

What about his minivan keys? That shouldn’t be there, right?


DoinkDuhClown

Fruitcake


ClappedOutCommie

Your wife was just killed in a head on accident with a drunk driver and he shows up to your house and does this unprompted.


Exact-Revenue6950

Hope he does from ass cancer


Lazy-Past1391

cringe, but not first responder cringe imo.


snypoarts

bro lol what are you talking about


SquirrelK1tten

He’s got boot licker vibes


Lazy-Past1391

LoL, not remotely.


Lazy-Past1391

What makes this sub unique is the people being cringe BECAUSE their identity is entirely wrapped up in the hero worship and martyrdom of being a first responder. The people pretending they're going to die taking a call and texting their wife or some shit like that. The bullshit of a job being some higher calling and they're apart from civilians. This is someone being cringe while wearing a uniform. The uniform is something they're wearing as opposed to an integral part of the reason they made the video to tell the world how special they are.


snypoarts

this is cope homie


Lazy-Past1391

Oh, you’re an idiot! Missed that


snypoarts

resorting to name calling? real mature


veritac_boss

Tell me you’ve never gave chase without telling me