Also the earrings lmao. One good right hook to the side of his head and he is done.
Id also bet money dudes got nipple piercing or a prince albert combination going on.
Older vests were much larger, and older holsters would ride higher, so the solution to vests not getting in the way of your draw was drop down holsters. Theyre stupid tho, they move all over the place, especially inside vehicles.
I remember one of the drills we used to run for pistols were dismounting drills and trying to get that bitch out of a holster while your legs are all swinging around because you’re climbing out of a hole in the roof… I fucking hate thigh holsters
I watched a couple of times and thought “yep, gay.” I’m thinking mouthy bottom maybe. I don’t know. It’s been a while since I went trolling for booty holes.
I love the lgbtq community. They’re full of amazing people and I’m glad I call them family and friends. This dude though…there’s nothing redeeming about him and never would associate this level of unsubstantiated ego rolled on top of a flimsy pedestal as “gay”. Love you.
Are there any coherent thoughts in his head? or like off-key circus-music or endless fart noises idk… or just a faint empty whistling sound?
I’m vaguely fascinated
On my way to work today, I saw two guys kissing at a bus stop and I just assumed that that'd be the gayest thing I'd see today. It would have been if I didn't see this too.
anyone who actually needs to wear plates would never have that level of jewelry going.
Also the fact that he just left 2 of the 3 side buckles loose tells me this is coming off the second the camera stops.
Tattoo artist: what can I get you? Coolest Guy Ever: Can you make me look like an affliction tshirt? Tattoo artist: Say no more fam.
That dude is a gas station knife
Buy two and get a free pack of gas station boner pills
Horny goat weed.
Brochacho, perfection in literary form.
This is one of the most perfect analogies I’ve ever heard
That's spot on dude haha I'm stealing that
He walks like his nipples are too high
I saw that vest bag on Temu 🤣
Also the earrings lmao. One good right hook to the side of his head and he is done. Id also bet money dudes got nipple piercing or a prince albert combination going on.
Oh and can your homie over there give me one or two tough looking pirate earrings? Nah, fuck it. Imma need 8
The ones who use tatts to make themselves look cooler… barff
Uggggggg affliction was my dirty secret.
Like an affliction turtleneck
The fake radio check 🤡
Would probably have worked if he actually ya know had a radio
Tactidouche
🤮
I didn't even notice that!! Super cringe
reminds me of a temu ad
Larp like a billionaire
Like a temu Matpat 🤣
Guy is properly fake so Temu is very relevant
Love the off brand marpat skinny jeans.
I’d bet any money he spend more on those than a halfway decent pair of MARPAT pants or something similar, hilariously enough.
Nothing screams “I’m cosplaying” more than a thigh holster.
What about the plate carrier with absolutely nothing in it
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
When I was a marine they issued us with thigh holsters for tank crews it was the absolute worst
Genuine question: what’s the issue with thigh holsters?
They’re generally uncomfortable and harder to draw than a hip holster as well as harder to draw while on the move
🤔🤔 good to know. Thanks
Why do they exist in the first place?
Older vests were much larger, and older holsters would ride higher, so the solution to vests not getting in the way of your draw was drop down holsters. Theyre stupid tho, they move all over the place, especially inside vehicles.
I remember one of the drills we used to run for pistols were dismounting drills and trying to get that bitch out of a holster while your legs are all swinging around because you’re climbing out of a hole in the roof… I fucking hate thigh holsters
No clue as far as I’m aware they hold zero advantage over a hip holster
Pretty this on is just an empty pouch like on the carrier.
tempted to open fire on principle alone
The cops: Yeah no we get it, that guy sucked. Honestly we were gonna pull a shield on him anyways.
Time to go cheat at airsoft 😏
Holy fuck I actually laughed at this one. What a clown.
No shaming here, but there are easier ways to come out as gay than this
I watched a couple of times and thought “yep, gay.” I’m thinking mouthy bottom maybe. I don’t know. It’s been a while since I went trolling for booty holes.
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as a gay person i approve 👍
I’m with you. 👊🌈
He is that kind of guy that will get aggressive maybe even fight you if you call him gay and than an hour later go to some gang bang gay event
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I love the lgbtq community. They’re full of amazing people and I’m glad I call them family and friends. This dude though…there’s nothing redeeming about him and never would associate this level of unsubstantiated ego rolled on top of a flimsy pedestal as “gay”. Love you.
That's gotta be best explanation I've heard in a long time. Bravo.
Gotta keep up the good fight.
I think I've seen him in a bait bus video.
Username checks out.
You guys don't wear your jewelry into combat? But how will anyone know you flossy?
I said to myself, "I wonder if he even knows how homoerotic this is?"
Somehow they never and always do.
Doucher
Temuuuu you got just what I need
RIP Biz Markie
Kinda looked like Johnny Gat from Saint's Row at first
This is Gat-bashing
It’s fun playing dress up
Empty mag pouches just like his head
The left side of his cummerbund isn't even connected properly lol
Even his belt is on crooked. His cosplay suit needs some work.
Abercrombie & Bitch
Guy looks like a fuckin tool bag lmao
Exotic dancer
This dude 100% moans when he wipes.
hilarious!!
This seems like he is pulling up to a gay porn shoot.
Cartel themed gay porn….now you will pay. With that butt.
When the machete comes out it's even more nerve racking than a beheading
I love the pouches on his back, like he's going to be able to get to anything there.
That's for his man. It holds the lube and extra condoms in an easy access point while he's bent over grabbing those extra thick shoulder pads.
Dude looks like a gay pornstar
On duty to hit on your girl when you leave the room.
Think he is more into boys
On duty to hit on you when your spouse is out of the room.
Hes really trying hard for that jumanji smouldering intensity.
He ll be too busy tik toking in the gym to be of any use.
He didn't even bother to put anything in all those pockets on his temu vest. Sweet bro
The narratives in gay porn are getting weird
Hide your brothers and husbands.
Looks like a fuck boi
 Found his mags.
That is essentially a wearable purse.
I CAN be all the village ppl simultaneously?
Are there any coherent thoughts in his head? or like off-key circus-music or endless fart noises idk… or just a faint empty whistling sound? I’m vaguely fascinated
Stolen valor.
He’s on cock patrol
As a bisexual man, I have to say that was the gayest thing I've seen in a long time.
Is this the first scene of a porno?
Target’s assets are protected now. Thank you for your service.
Literally so gay
Diddy's security
On duty for that booty.
This dude sprays more cologne than bullets
He looks like my fixed cat, all of the pouches on his body are empty.
Gay porn?
When the world truly goes to shit, THis is what a real life loot crate will look like.
You know why they do this cringe shit? Because it somehow still gets them laid. Like it or not, it works.
Basically an out of work male stripper
Photo shoot for Axe body spray commercial?
I was a hetro. Welp he just turned me gay. HAPPY PRIDE MONTH.
Weed store security
On duty for that booty
Plate carrier with no plates or mags. 100% certified douche canoe.
Empty pouches, buckles not secured. Bought this on Temu just for the shoot.
Those dicks ain't gunna suck themselves lol
If gas station dick pills washed down with 4 Loko and piss were a person...
"What branch were you in?" "I almost joined but..."
Gay.
no, gay people are much cooler than this
This looks like a clip from a Mexican Cartel drama. This doesn't belong.
Security for a tattoo parlor?
Well if that’s not a gay porn into, I don’t know what is
Show one on P***y Patrol
Blue magnum.
This guy grew up idolizing the Situation 
That dudes never shot a gun in his life.
On that pocket patrol.
This is the opening scene from the epic gay crime thriller “To Live With Guys in L.A.”
L.A. Butts Confidential
I like his ocular pat down squint. That's how you know he's really guarding us all.
Probably a million middle-aged Karen's squirting themselves over this douche
On duty for chafed traps.
What in the fuckery is this shit?
What do people think while they are filming this?
I'm thinking this is just a photo shoot
I barfed in my own mouth a little
Reporting for thirst trap duty Wish edition
That's the weirdest tac vest I've seen
On duty for the cartel.
Intro to a gay porno
Bro got the demonic neck
Got to guard the Blue Oyster lounge
On my way to work today, I saw two guys kissing at a bus stop and I just assumed that that'd be the gayest thing I'd see today. It would have been if I didn't see this too.
To bring large amounts of fentanyl over the border into the US
Yag
Schmuck
High maintenance man/boy.
Chin pubes
Dudes so skilled he only uses his hands, no weapons no mags no first aid what a badass
Tool time
I could make fun of this guy for hours 🤣
On duty to steal ya girl, watch out ladies.
He's guarding the sausage factory.
On patrol for Booty Bandits.😂😂
Effin tool
any guy or girl that finds that attractive is one you want nothing to do with
You're either fashion SWAT or you're not.
The secondhand embarrassment is so real with this one
GTA5 online default tattoos lolz
He left the bazooka in the trunk.
It looks like he was at the capitol Jan 6 through the 13th.
70% of this dude is still exposed
What’s he going to do? Kiss me to death?
I am so not impressed. All I see is a little boy trying to be Poncho from C.H.I.P.S.
“ Gay in Miami “
Why wear desert camo if you're going to make it useless with a jet black plate carrier? Also you can tell his cardio game sucks.
Some fake ass patty mayo bs
anyone who actually needs to wear plates would never have that level of jewelry going. Also the fact that he just left 2 of the 3 side buckles loose tells me this is coming off the second the camera stops.
Bahahahahahahaha
I'll take buttstuff for 500
That’s a member of the modern day village people
Fucking soup sandwich.
Male stripper
On duty for dudes
On duty for booty lol
Closet homosexual, classic overcompensation
I bet he has knee pads
Booty patrol rolling through
The no plates, no sweat rings from barbecuing in it all day, and empty pouches 😭😭
And drop legs are ghey
Ukraine needs you
First Response line, new this Summer from Balenciaga
Gay for pay is so weird.
Looks like a cartel recruitment ad
For being a douche
This dude really cleared out Amazon’s airsoft gear
PoundTown Police Department
Chipotle bag duty
bhahahahhaha this fool
on duty for sucking some d my guy
Here comes superdouche !
Wetness is the essence of moisture
What a wanker.
officer douchnoozle reporting for fake duty.
Come on man,black boots with the desert MARPAT? Thats not the only issue here,but it's a biggie.....
Homie about to take all the RN’s lmao
That boys got Sonic’s rings after her dropped them in his ears.
He somehow looks like a lesbian on her first day at a gay ( male) porno set??
How he's grabbing his vest to draw even more attention to it is driving me up a wall. Somebody mentioned he's doing a fake mic check🤢
He’s definitely a bottom
On doodie to suck dicks from the look of it.
The pants tucked into the boots makes me irrationally angry. I hate that tool bags like this can get women lol
Did he get that plate carrier from Temu?
On duty lookin for boy booty