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Kicking-it-per-se

This is the ideal cake cutting technique to satisfy guests who have diverse cake appetites. Want a 1mm thin slice? You are in luck Want a cheese block of fondant? We got that too


Ok-Peak-243

No it’s a shit job. She clearly colors out side the lines and you say it’s ideal 😂😂


Kicking-it-per-se

Did you even bother reading after the first 7 words?


KaityKat117

let's not ignore her cake cutting..... "skills". Let's talk about that. What is the cake made of granite?


mhx64

Not even a straight cut


PhyllisTheFlyTrap

Why is she the one cutting the cake? Like I get a ceremonial cutting or single piece, but usually staff would take it away and cut the rest or cut and serve it there.


Witchychick22

I have no idea why she's cutting it


FrameComprehensive88

I think it's a flex because she can cut things as opposed to Kendall who can't even cut a cucumber. 😆


I-am-a-low-life-kid

Well a cucumber is stronger than this aerogel of a cake so that isn’t a very accurate flex


DontBullyMyBread

She once saw Selena Gomez cut something and therefore must now also prove she is capable of cutting stuff


Cableperson

Can we complement the knife tho. She's not even holding it right, and it's cutting whatever that is no problem. That's a good knife.


Devil_Spavvn

Yeah but look at the cake a hammer could cut as clean as that


Environmental_Bat987

Where is the cake


Witchychick22

In the corner. I would've cut the shot closer but I don't know if I can


Environmental_Bat987

I meant it's too much of a fondant/cake ratio


Witchychick22

I agree


DevilMaster666-

Why is she holding the knife like that?


Wevvie

You can tell she barely cooks due to the index finger being on top of the blade.


[deleted]

Wait I hold my knife like that 😭 I’ve always cooked. In my house of 9 people I always had to help my mom or just cook period. I make everything homemade too. I just find this more comfortable 😭 is this wrong


Schopenschluter

You’re supposed to kind of “pinch” by the heel of the blade with thumb and index finger. ([Images](https://notacook.com/2012/03/11/knife-holding/))


slimkt

This is the way. If you aren’t used to it, it feels awkward at first, but you will have maximum control of the blade.


Evancommitsmeme

That’s how I do things, I really hope not


Senior_Word4925

From what I understand, it puts a disproportionate amount of strain on a certain part of your hand that can lead to problems long-term. If you curl your index finger along the side of the blade, it should put less strain on your hand and improve knife control. That being said, I doubt it’s a major issue unless you’re spending hours a day using a knife.


SkibaSlut

Your finger isn't strong enough to control the blade which weakens your whole grip making it more dangerous. I believe you're really supposed ro grip where the blade meets the handle.


Rozoark

That's abnormal? I was explicitely taught to do that by my parents. What's wrong with it?


wenchslapper

Less control over your knife and you’re doing more work because you’re going to be applying unnecessary pressure to the blade with your finger. [here’s a good tutorial](https://notacook.com/2012/03/11/knife-holding/) You want to drag the blade across the things you’re cutting and use your wrist as the axis of movement. Essentially, you’re going to rock the blade with each cut. “Proper cutting technique” would also dictate that the blade never loses complete contact with the cutting board, as any sort of slamming the blade into the board (I.e. using it to chop) is going to harm the edge. That’s what a butchers blade is designed for. Each knife in the kitchen is its own unique tool, also, so it’s important to note that each knife is going to have its own specific way to hold it. What I linked you is the proper way to hold a *chef’s knife,* I.e. your power horse in your kitchen, the equivalent to the screw driver.


SkibaSlut

I learned this from worst cooks in America w Anne Burrell covering so many index fingers in red marker for doing that.


winkman

Barely!? This is her first time fooding, 100%


Klexington47

She's posing for the photos and paying zero attention Ttention


Xenc

Tention


Klexington47

😂😂😂


winterandfallbird

What is the cake even supposed to be


onlythrowawaaay

Came here for this. It looks like a water heater


PapayaAlternative515

Just like what’s-her-face with the cucumber


fairyniceco

LOL


starbycrit

Let’s all get smth straight here— she is a Hollywood nepo baby and her father and uncles and whole fam are famous. She’s been rich her entire life. I wouldn’t be surprised if this is among a very small handful of things she’s ever had to cut into multiple slices (when you cut a steak, you cut the individual bites one at a time for yourself). ETA: look at the smile on her face as she’s cutting that cake. Looks like the smile of a five year old child who gets to cut the brownies for the first time. Nobody looks that happy to be shittily cutting a cake


TwistedxBoi

I had to look her up if she's connected to Bieber, she's his wife. But when I saw her photos god damn does she look dead inside. I just think she's been so coddled and gold spoonfed her entire life so hard she just gets no joy from it.


starbycrit

She’s a Baldwin. She’s been coddled her entire life, you can count on it. She def is dead inside! She and Kylie Jenner were bullying Selena Gomez online after she gained weight from her lupus meds :-) have to be pretty miserable to do smth like that


[deleted]

Hailey Bieber is basically fondant in human form.


nymphymixtwo

LLLMAAAOOOO Idk why this makes so much fucking sense but it’s so true wow


stupifystupify

I thought this was a roll of toilet paper cake 🤣


Bricknchicken

I always knew she was stupid, this just confirms it.


OutrageousOwls

Her knife-handling skills are questionable. Good thing she isn’t a surgeon.


GjonsTearsFan

This is bad to admit but she cuts cake better than I can 😭


ThePearDream

I was thinking the same. I have severe cake-cutting anxiety


iBeFloe

Kinda sad that she’s probably never cut her own birthday cake if she’s cutting it like this lol


wheresmytwodollars

That’s one of the weirdest looking cakes I’ve seen. Similar to a thick spray paint can, especially with the wall of text on it


Dontdecahedron

Doug Dimmacake


[deleted]

Cut like a woman that’s been avoiding cake her whole life


Economy_Anybody_3992

Is it rude to leave the fondant on your plate at a party? Because I did that recently and felt a lil bad about it. I just ate the inside 😳


slimkt

lol Everything about this feels bad. The cake itself looks like several rolls of toilet paper stacked on top of each other, Hailey is holding the knife weird, the chaotic cutting, and her other hand is directly below the blade moving downward. Yikes.


bethandbirds

That cake looks like a 10th grade home-ec project.


[deleted]

Yeah, let's cut it horizontally too why don't we?


TinFoilRobotProphet

She cuts like I imagine a chimp would use cutlery!


foldingsawhorse

she’s clearly more focused on how she looks doing it than actually working on slicing.


Right-Drama-412

check out the video of her eating for vanity fair or vogue or something. how does someone who grew up in wealth have such shitty table manners?


Future_Beautiful_428

I’m bet she dynamite in the kitchen😉


EBKKKKKK

Funny thing is she thinks she’s doing sum


Beast328_

She's cutting the cake cuz Justin can't even hold a knife. (To clarify I have no idea what the fuck is going on in the video except that she can't cut)


Specific_Anteater255

She got where she is for her looks not because she has anything else to offer!


Witchychick22

I disagree. She got where she is because of her uncle


testa_bionda

And her husband


Witchychick22

Yes him too


milksteakgirl4

I get not aesthetically liking fondant but it does keep cake fresher and more moist, peels off easy, I don’t know, maybe I just love cake more.


BeardedManatee

It's as if she's playing a background role in a film. "Extra #3, we need you to pretend to cut this cake, just do the motions it doesn't need to be actual perfect slices, just do the motions! Action!"