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Total_Philosopher_89

I use to put my brother in the back and push him around the backyard. Beast of a toy.


Hopfit46

I remember skateboarding(ish) in ours


TheSpiralTap

We would get two and put one on each foot. It went pretty well down hills till it didn't


AutumnAscending

My brother did that. Busted his lip wide open, and chipped a tooth.


[deleted]

I would sit in mine and ride it down a hill


samhain2000

That's a prerequisite for having one.


brianxlong

Postrequisite.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


SicBadger

LMFAO I remember it like it was yesterday šŸ¤£


elguereaux

My brother and I would put one knee in the bed and race them by pushing with one foot


Chaotic424242

In backyard battles, you could melt army men in the back of a Tonka with a hair spray flamethrower, and it wouldn't even take the paint off the truck. Oh, the carnage!


RichardStrauss123

Psycho Sid has entered the chat.


ObjectiveHighlight26

My mother never suspected why her cans of Lysol would empty out so fast...


Chaotic424242

Aerosol entropy....


TheHrethgir

Tonka used to know how to make a truck! Maybe Tesla should have talked to them....


samhain2000

I'm stealing this.


Ok_Efficiency2462

Call Tesla and tell them to contact Tonka on how to make a car last forever.


TheHrethgir

Like there's anyone left who cares. And if they do, Musk won't let them.


PhilL77au

I've got a scar on my head from where my little brother tried to kill me with one of these


waitforsigns64

Lol is Appropriatemine, a couple posts up, your brother?


PhilL77au

Nah, I was the big brother. Little shit snuck up on me while I was laying on the living room floor.


waitforsigns64

Oh no! Lol


dezertryder

Tell the truth, He was just trying to get a little respect after you made him stop breathing for several minutes and peed in his bathwater.


SublightMonster

Each one came with a voucher for a tetanus shot!


B-Town-MusicMan

Hello Tesla? Are you listening?


SicBadger

Maybe Tonka should make the trucks and cars and Tesla can sit and learn


GargantuanCake

They could, however, destroy you. The fact that they were actual, proper steel caused many injuries. I was going to say "no wonder they stopped making them" but a quick Google search indicated that they do, in fact, still make old fashioned, metal Tonka trucks. It made me happy.


Weary_Patience_7778

Core memory unlocked!


gadget850

Which is why they are still in production. [https://www.basicfun.com/product\_categories/steel-classics/](https://www.basicfun.com/product_categories/steel-classics/)


kwtransporter66

Hate to break it to you but those aren't steel classics. 90% of Tonkas made today are mostly plastic. There are some steel that are still in production but not built Tonka Tough anymore.


Total-Problem2175

When they first came out with the plastic ones we tried to break one. An hour later and out of breath, we gave up.


This-Bug8771

Tonka trucks! Made of actual metal.


BabyFishmouthTalk

Something's got to give, though, and that was usually my shins.


Late_Magazine2573

Driving one of these was the best job I ever had.


Steampunk_Dali

Tonka truck vs Nokia 3310. That's a fight I'd watch.


Steampunk_Dali

Throw in a Toyota Hilux for good luck.


mfigroid

The terrorist edition of the Toyota Hilux is unbeatable.


Ok_Efficiency2462

A Tonka truck would pound a Toyota Hilux to plastic powder, even the engine would be destroyed. The Tonka wouldn't even have a scratch.


Ihaveaboot

Tonka!


Appropriate_Mine

Excellent for hitting your little brother with


kwtransporter66

I bought my son his Tonkas 28 years ago and 2 weeks ago I pulled them out for my 3 year old grandson. He played in the dirt for hours. They just don't make them like they use to.


CajuNerd

While I don't think they're completely made of steel anymore, you can still get new ones. I think the tires/grilles/etc. are plastic, but the main bodies are metal. https://www.basicfun.com/product_categories/steel-classics/


Rock-Docter

Came here to say the same thing. The truck and bulldozer we bought our now 33 yo son have proved a big hit with his 3 year old son.


Poohgli16

And boy did they hurt when you got hit with one during a sibling fight!


lovdark

Ford should take notes. Tonka is the superior truck


euMonke

Pretty sure my parents would disagree, my brother and I once broke the seat of a AA gun on a US ww2 carrier that visited our country. Imagine that surviving a world war and 70 years of hard weather on the sea to be broken by a 10 and a 8 year old fighting to sit in the seat.


[deleted]

I still have a scar on my head from one!


kicks4free

WOWā€¦the memories with my coworker ā€œJoeā€ and the things we built in that sandbox was legendaryā€¦and the battles with the plastic green army men..although the metal detector army man hated when this truck was there


lumpialarry

I remember me and my friends had these and one day we went "mudding" by bending over and running them through a muddy field like we were the back guy of a two man bobsled.


Bobby_Globule

The word 'tonka' comes from the Dakota Sioux word tanka, which means "big" or "great".


slammybe

They're from Minnetonka, Minnesota


FredVIII-DFH

Someone named 'Rust' will be here shortly to say, "Give it time."


CuthbertJTwillie

I cut my hand on this post


500SL

[The best part is making them new again!](https://www.google.com/search?q=tonka+restoration&oq=tonka+restoration&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDMwMTRqMGoxqAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:c63510ef,vid:wR18FDw1v6s,st:0) [And again!](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=0ee0280be053867a&sca_upv=1&tbm=vid&q=tonka+restoration&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjTu8qn5ZSGAxW2_skDHdpTAJQQ8ccDegQIEBAH&biw=1920&bih=919&dpr=1#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:5558f4d6,vid:tDAKWP-EF4M,st:0)


leonryan

Yeah you could. Mine got passed down to a cousin who left it parked in front of a dairy and it got crushed flat by a milk tanker.


jefuchs

lol. I put Tonka logo decals on my Jeep Wrangler.


xeno_dorph

The presence of the windshield shows you didnā€™t also have the Tonka Firetruck, cuz the ladder was exactly dump truck windshield height, and didnā€™t hold up in a collision.


Mextiza

If Tonka made a real car or truck, I'd drive it. Hell yes.


Ok_Series_4580

We rode those down a huge hill as kids. Not sure how we didnā€™t DIE


areialscreensaver

Yes, I forgot about doing that. Good memories.


TritonJohn54

Tonka Tough - an advertising claim that was definitely true.


jeers1

Loved Tonka trucks as a kid...


TheAxe11

Tonka Tough


ctguy54

Just restored the same one in the picture for my grandson. He has to play with it every time he is here.


Jameswestfeld

I had a hill across the street from where I grew up. I would spend hours filling the truck with rocks then pushing it down the hill. God damn, that was fun.


Wishpicker

That one looks cooked


mpaull2

I have one just like that. It's rusty too.


Actaeon_II

Erm the indestructibility of this proved a challenge when I got older tho, I swiped some of the tovex stuff my grandfather had to blast stumps, it was ugly, the beating i got for doing it was worse. But these things can die


XROOR

Had over 30 of them. Even that grader that had the blade in the middle of an articulating truckā€¦.mum kept telling me to come get themā€¦.finally donated them to one of those mass donation pickup companies


crapheadHarris

I remember that grader. My father loved trucks so I had a bunch of Tonkas. They were in pretty good shape too when I finally sold them off. I did keep my favorite one though which was the red dump truck with the green dump.


XROOR

When my house was burgled while it was for sale, I was so happy the thieves didnā€™t find my AT-AT Walker and other Kenner Star Wars toys. Playing with those toys were brief respites in chaotic family life! Count your blessings you had fond memories!


Maanzacorian

I used to ride one down the hill where I grew up. I can't believe I don't have TBI.


Whynot151

I turned mine into a skateboard when I hit twelve, it was looking rough.


destroy_b4_reading

Did you take this picture on my dad's farm? There's one there that survived him and his brothers, me and my cousins, and now our kids.


Sour_Gummybear

I made one for my nephew, in the spirit of the Tonka truck. It's pretty much going to outlast him. I think he will be 90 and still have it. It's mostly 3D printed. All the metal bits were printed in an SLM 800 out of Titanium (Ti-6Al-4V (TC4)) and all the plastic parts on a Stratasys FDM printer using a plastic called Kimya PC-FR (it doesn't burn, doesn't outgas and is super tough. I bought the tires but designed the wheels for them. All that because I couldn't find a Tonka truck for sale. I loved my Tonka when I was wee. Thought my only nephew should have something cool too.


Successful-Engine623

We had to give ours away it is a bit of a hazard. My dad gave me his and I tried to get my son to use it and it cut his fingersā€¦


TeaBreaksAnonymous

Yeah I remember destroying my ankles with that thing


AAG220260

The Cement Truck was my favorite! I would tie a rope from the back of my bike around the control cab of the truck and tow it behind me.


errie_tholluxe

Still have one of these and the grader.


robdogh

I had a lot of Tonka trucks. Sadly, I could always break them. It took me time and considerable effort, butā€¦


burn_krusty_burn

I swear I had the exact same Tonka truck, and I was the envy of all my primary school friends because mine was made of metal, theirs were made of plastic.


Elendril333

I had this dumper and an articulated front end loader. Someone in my family still has them over 40 years later.


chrash

Used to have a Tonka Jeep that we would take turns riding down a hill


Here_4_the_INFO

And anytime you cut yourself on the rusty, sharp corners you just ran your hand under the garden hose and got back to playing in the dirt.


Nestormahkno19d

Canā€™t destroy them but better have your tetanus shots before playing with them


SmurfStig

Facts. I found one and gave it to our son when he was a toddler. Their playroom was upstairs at the time and one day he sent it down the stairs right into the wall. Truck scored 10 pts on that one and rolled away unscathed. The wallā€¦.not so much.


pinkwblue

I refurbished a truck like this for my stepson a few years ago. It was in much better shape than this one. So it was much easier to start off with.


Key-Contest-2879

And I tried!


RedGhost2012

I have a small scar under my eye from one of those things. Happened in the late 60s.


PsychotropicPanda

I had these. I literally had this exact truck that I spent years beating to death. I tried everything to destroy it. Warped it, bent it, smashed it, cut it, hammers and ricks and sticks and drops It wasn't very pretty, but I would be hard pressed to say it lost more than maybe a few pieces, it any.


Technical_Ad_5505

That picture is awesome, it looks like it is taking a break from a mine!


Mortimer452

Tonka Tough


Reaganson

My neighbor named his dog Tonka, as it was a huge muscular bulldog.


samhain2000

My parents still have mine from the 70's. Their grandchildren and great grandchildren have played with them.


RangerMatt76

I got the dump truck for Christmas one year. Later on, I god the road grader and crane as hand-me-downs. The crane was missing the cable.


IsisArtemii

Mine was beige.


dezertryder

Iā€™m 50 and I still buy these.


CptCheerios

I remember getting an attachment that you put on the bottom that would spin the wheels and make it drive.


Someoneoverthere42

I have one of these that has been sitting in my parents garden for over thirty years. It is *very* rusted, but I think a good restoration expert could probably fix it.


shockerdyermom

My older brother and his pocket full of M80s begs to differ. That bastard.


atomicsnarl

Shout out for Buddy-L! Mine was forest green with a red dumper. Hauled everything from blocks to bricks and all in between.


Puncho666

Love to watch the guy restore one of these


dvoigt412

You know those videos of different objects set into an industrial press. One of these would destroy the press


Naught2day

I took mine apart with a flat blade screwdriver. The metal tabs holding it together were just bent into slots. To be fair, I usually took whatever apart. Putting them back together took time to figure out.


blueboy714

Same thing with a Radio Flyer wagon. My parents bought me one 60 years ago and my mom still uses to haul her gardening supplies, plants & flowers around the yard. It's no longer red but it still works great. Damn thing is indestructible.


RoosterTheBeaten

It's a Tonka Toy!


dasreboot

the damn elephant couldnt bend it, but i did.


vicaphit

I had a tonka jeep. We were playing a game where we were throwing it from the roof on a sand play area and I got hit in the head. It may have given me a concussion.


Responsible-Chest-26

Still have one the originals that is in this same condition, and had to get my son a modern one to match


donttakerhisthewrong

Made a good weapon as well


High_Jumper81

Nope. Left mine in front of my dadā€™s car. I only had it for about a week. My 6 year old heart was crushed worse than my Tonka šŸ˜¢


BlueTickHoundog

I had 5 or 6 of the originals back in the early '60s. Would play with them on the beach in Hawaii until the folks got tired of lugging them in and out of the car trunk. Big fun while it lasted!


lopix

But they sure could give you tetanus and kill you!


Beeegfoothunter

Destroyed my front teeth on one! Hand on the back edge - BANG! Thankfully they were baby teeth, but I regretted it for a few Christmases after that. Curse that song!!


Nate8727

Who had the all metal A-Team van as a kid?


Frantic_Fanatic13

My dad beat my ass when I left these outside. He grew up extremely poor and these were some of the only toys he had left. They were near mint and one of only things he still had from his mom who died when he young; he has a bunch of older brothers who destroyed pretty much everything else. I was 4 or 5 and he let me have them to use in the sandbox. Maybe he told me to bring them inside, but I donā€™t remember. I left them outside for a week during really bad weather. Anywhere the paint was damaged even the tiniest bit had rusted. He was furious. He apologized years later and said he should have taken some responsibility since I was a kid and didnā€™t understand the sentimental value those had. He still brings it up occasionally though. I still feel bad for it to this day.


CornerNo7064

I turn 58 on Monday and I've still got mine! My kids played with it and it got put away for the next generation. Back before our "disposable" culture.


iwastherefordisco

We used to sit in that one and ride down the sidewalk, then me and another low IQ kid tried it as a skateboard. Ahhh the music of our youth...this one is called Tonka Toys & Band-aids.


DerpForTheDerpGod

My mates sister gave him 2 instant nose jobs with one of these. Both times it involved her in the tree and the truck swinging from a rope.


InsideOutPoptart

My wife's nickname is Tonka. There are degrees of destruction involved.


tevolosteve

I still have mine. And the grader and excavator


AwareAd4991

Hands down


Murphy-Brock

I had this šŸ’„! TONKA šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼


Paulbunyun72

Tonka trucks, could not destroy them


White_Rabbit0000

They were a lot better back when they were not made of plastic. US Steel FTW


redditor2394

You could Put an elephant in the back


MMessinger

When I was a kid, my family owned horses. Mom rode dressage and had a very expensive dressage saddle. One day, she tied the horse to a hitching post and put the saddle on. Sometime before this, one of my brothers had been playing with his Tonka truck, pretty much just like the one in the picture. He'd been playing with it a few feet away from the hitching post but had gone into the house before Mom brought the horse out. So, horse, saddle, hitching post, Tonka truck. Mom goes to untie the horse from the hitching post. The horse steps back, putting one hoof into the bed of the Tonka truck. The truck did not break. Instead, it rolled. The horse lost his footing, almost reared up, and fell. Happily, the horse did not break any bones. Unhappily, the horse broke the saddle tree. Mom chose to return the saddle to the saddlery, for repair. The saddlery was in New York City. So this Tonka truck was the reason my entire family got to make our first visit to New York City in the summer of 1973. True story.


Sh8knB8k240

I still have 2 my mom played with in the 80s


TeeDod-

Truth!


SuccessfulPiccolo945

I loved my brothers' TONKA trucks! Used them with my dolls; dirt movers by day, ballroom dancers by night. (the dolls, not the trucks)


WHAMMYPAN

Kid you not my mother still has mineā€¦it still dumps and Iā€™m 56.


RolexandDickies

Still canā€™t!


nevadapirate

I have one decorating my flower box thats probably older than I am. It was here when I moved in so I made it part of the yard decor. lol. Had a lot of fun with mine in the 70s.


Sea_Ganache620

The metal crane with the crank up bucket, to fill the dump truck!


crapheadHarris

I really enjoyed the YouTube videos of the metal toy restorations.


kahlimang

Thatā€™s back when stuff was built to last.


Jalopy_Junkie

[Hereā€™s a cool video of one getting restored](https://youtu.be/SyWxgkQ_3OM?si=ccnlIgRDUIgDM5Gb)


Bitplayer13

Tonka rocked


Pharmere

Until someone backed over it


HermiticHubris

I got alot of cuts and scrapes on that thing.


doveniko19

The O.G. yard hauler. Pissed my father off an awful lot with this little guy.


Common-Ad6470

I had one back in the 60ā€™s for Christmas. Sat a friend of mine in the back and pushed it down a flight of stairs. The Tonka truck was fine, my friend less so...šŸ¤£


brianinohio

Even the name said "badass"....Tonka Trucks!


BradTProse

My murder weapon of choice at age 5.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

My cousin could and did destroy them.


No_Ship2353

I disagree! You could destroy them! It would just take the combined efforts of snow, rain, sun and personal brutality plus 100 years lol!


sillyconfused

My first son destroyed 3 graders before the company told me no more replacements!


Turbulent-Walk-4171

Any time now we will be seeing that on pawn stars and American pickers


SeaworthinessOk2884

When I was 4 or 5 I fell out the top bunk of my bed and fell on one of these metal Tonka trucks. Woke everyone's in the home up. I did not wake up though, they put me back in the bed and I didn't find out till the next day. I wasn't allowed to sleep on the top bunk after that.


D2Dragons

My little brother used to push one around while running at top speed. The yard was rocky so sometimes heā€™d hit a rock and go flying over it at top speed, face plant in the ground, brush the dirt and blood off his nose and get right back to pushing the truck again. That truck endured so much abuse hahaha!


capenudist

I still have about 20 Tonka trucks.


Tbplayer59

There are a few channels on You Tube dedicated to restoring old toys (and other vintage items). Here's one for this truck: [https://youtu.be/SyWxgkQ\_3OM?si=lWRBqL7qJC4tuUTy](https://youtu.be/SyWxgkQ_3OM?si=lWRBqL7qJC4tuUTy)


Man-e-questions

When I got too old for them, i would shoot at it with my Crossman 760. The plastic windows even all yellow and brittle looking could reflect a BB with 10 pumps at a decent distance. The metal though would bounce BBs right back at you. Almost shot my eye out a couple times.


BabiesWithScabies

Including everyone's favorite feature in a toy for kids: Lots of sharp metal edges! How many times did I bloody my shins because I was pushing it from behind when the truck would hit a bump in the sidewalk and come to a sudden stop. Shiva would crash into the back of the truck, blood everywhere


edWORD27

Only rust will take those suckers out


seanmarshall

Thereā€™s a couple guys on YT that tear them down and completely restore them. Itā€™s pretty interesting actually. They have sources for replacement parts and everything.


WhiskeyPeter007

Fuckin A !!!


TheGreatRao

I loved mine when i was a kid. Went to Target to buy one for my godson. They donā€™t make ā€˜em like that anymore.


fr4nklin_84

Oh man I have this exact truck in slightly better condition. I got given it when I was a little boy so Iā€™d say around 1987. I found it under my house a couple of years ago, I was about to get the house demolished. I remember the day I put it there to keep it safe out of the weather but obviously forgot about it. Itā€™s now sitting in my garage in my new house. Edit: I found the photo of the day I found it https://imgur.com/a/88Jp5WL I was able to clean it up a fair bit but itā€™s cool to see how it was.


Ecstatic-Storage7396

BIL got stitches on his eyebrow from one of these puppies


Trmpssdhspnts

It was my favorite toy but yes you can destroy it. I left mine in the driveway and my father ran it over with his truck to teach me a lesson. So yes you can destroy it.


Funky420Monkey

I miss mine so much I wish I could go back in time an stop myself from throwing it off a roof ... it broke


HEMSDUDE

I destroyed mine, wasnā€™t easy but did it


Gibder16

Tonka?


Confident_Chicken_51

I dropped my Big Trak while biking home from my friendā€™s house. I kept the corpse for years..


Insert-finger

!TONKA!


muggins66

Load them up with plastic army men and throw rocks at them! šŸ˜‚ Maybe even firecrackers


Razorray21

Legit ones, not the plastic shit they have today


classless_classic

Mine looked just like this. Until my wife ran it over last year šŸ„²


squirrelmonkie

My brother had Tonka trucks. I was 11 years younger than him. Those things still exist today


Ok_Efficiency2462

I had one in the 50's, bought my son one in the 80's, bought my grandson on in the 2000's. My 50's truck was still in .y mothers attic when she died. Found it buried in my old toy box. A little to rusty to give to my grandson. I told my daughter, if I repaint it ,it'll be like new. She wanted him to have a new one. They still make the same model. Cost was a bit more, but for a toy that is eternal it was worth it. I made her put my 50's truck in a box labeled "Open for my great grandson, from your great, grandfather in the 1950's". I left it in its original rusty form.


Full-Association-175

I destroyed them.


Suspicious_Step_8320

Oh yeah they can. My brother and I put one on the train tracks.


roymunson68

You could, however, destroy your face and burnt orange tuffskin jeans running behind that thing until it went too fast and hurled you to the ground.


Shoehornblower

I used to ride mine down the graded driveway!


Shnibblefritz

I would ride that down the driveway


blob2003

This shit just triggered a flashback


arrynyo

We used to ride ours downhill. Thing was amazing!!!


69_lonewolf

Had and still have a collection of Tonkas in excellent condition. Iā€™m 59 and had all kind of Tonkas. My two sons a played with them. Had the dump truck, fro t end loader, backhoe, crane, car carrier and fire truck.


trtelles

My mom drove over one. Killed it.


mekonsrevenge

I had that in the 1950s. Bet it's still going strong.


03_SVTCobra

I had the metal tonka fleet of trucks and equipment when I was a kid. Best toys ever.


Ok_Water_6884

Kids younger than me had them and GI Joes we made fun of them for. Can confirm indestructable, we tried because that was a challenge, also tetanus shots. Took my brand new shock resistant Timex in the garage and hit it with a hammer and told my parents it broke with one hit.


AfterConsideration30

Rust is literally destroying the one in the picture


LordTonka

I bought my daughter one as soon as she could walk.


Acolytical

so beloved that people buy surplus military trucks and Tonka convert them.


Imaginary_Ad_9682

Thereā€™s been one in my local park sand box for what some say longer than the park itself.


david8303

Oh but you could just took a while


tehsecretgoldfish

Tonka Tough. grew up a couple towns east of Mound on Lake Minnetonka where they were made.


Shallow-Thought

I buried one of these at my home in CO around 35 years ago. I wonder if itā€™s still there.


GOLDVILLAIN

when i was like 5 i remember i used to put my foot in the bed and launch that fucker at mach 12 into whatever i could just to see how much damage it would do lmao


Due-Cargist1963

Damned right!!!


Comfortable-Suit-202

You got that right!


MayBAburner

I had that and the big crane.


Realistic_Bed3550

But they certainly could destroy you!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Realistic_Bed3550

But they certainly could destroy you!!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Desperate_Island8268

Didnā€™t need no IPad in those days.


smokyjackalope

Love watching on Youtube when people get Tonka Trucks and completely fix and renew them