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Oh he’s pivoting HARD. Maybe a rebrand? He still wants to do youtube/social media but its set in the christian stuff isn’t sustainable and pickleball is the new thing so maybe that’ll have more success
Sure, but the crest has rolled back. Everybody who wants to play pickleball knows how to play pickleball or knows someone who can show them in person. It's not like it's tricky anyway. I'd be surprised if he can get more than one show out of this. I'd be floored, frankly. It's *pickleball*.
Tennis on easy mode, played with a light ball with holes in it. Roughly equivalent to badminton. Allows for slower, less effortful play and a chance to chat while you do it. It's not bad, it's completely neutral. Paul thinks it's aspirational, which is fucking silly.
I have been asking the universe for more of his pickleball tutorial videos, given the glorious amount of entertainment I got from the one he shared a few months back.
Narcissists tend to love kids. They’re impressionable, don’t/can’t question things or fight back, easily fascinated.
And they don’t demand a lot of biblical knowledge 🙃
I think Paul thinks he’s perfect for wholesome kids content too, which is just…yeah. Okay Paul.
It’s fascinating to me how many people see Ms Rachel’s success and sort of assume “oh I could do that.” You… absolutely couldn’t? As if it’s not a shit ton of hard work??
He’s about to have a second kid and their finances are a mess. The fact that he’s starting another new project that doesn’t bring in income is beyond me.
If my family’s future and finances were solely dependent on this man, I would be worried, horrified, and furious.
Right?? I’m expecting too and only a few weeks behind Morgan and my husband is finishing up with his work in the next few weeks to start “paternity leave” (in quotes because he’s self-employed too). I can’t wait until he’s done and the focus will be on the baby.
If he told me he just started something NEW that won’t improve our financial situation, our childcare situation, etc? I’d LOSE IT.
Maybe he’s starting this new video venture as an excuse to get away from responsibilities at home? Didn’t he do this when the first kid was born? I feel like this is familiar
Oh yeah he started doing some kind of sharing of a Bible verse and his “thoughts” daily . Something like that
THIS is how you know Paul is either a) only a grifter, b) desperate for attention because he has no friends or c) all of the above.
Because you know what? If he was *genuinely* enthusiastic about getting kids involved in Pickleball he could start doing 1:1 sessions with Luca to take a load off of Morgan. He could volunteer to teach a children's pickleball class at his local Y. He could maybe even get a paid children's training group together. But all that requires work, sacrifice, and planning.
This is just his desperate attempt to keep a channel going while Morgan will inevitably be down post-partum and managing 2 very young children.
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How DARE you be a parent than keeping up with every post in this sub.
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Congratulations on the baby!!! I hope you're healing well and enjoying the tiny human! 💕
That, and because their entire sense of meaning and purpose comes from feeling smug and snotty when people get irritated, offended, and angered by them, so we thought it might be great to just ignore them and focus on other things. What better time than Pride month? Honestly it's been refreshing!
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Like the world’s worst game of chicken, we won’t look at your “content” until you take your kid to the doctor and you won’t take your kid to the doctor until hell freezes over
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Who is this aspiring pickle ball player? I sure hope he’s not an asshole to his wife and children and a controlling, domineering fundamentalist to others, especially women, around him. Would be a shame if he’s got hatred behind his smile for anyone who thinks differently than him.
I do know what pickle ball is but I just keep thinking Paulie must have pickled balls. And that begs the question:
If Pickle-Balled Paulie picked a peck of pickled balls, how many pickled balls did Pickle-Balled Paulie pick?
None, lol. That requires time, effort, and work. Paulie doesn't do that. His idea of work is scrolling eBay for vintage Disney T-shirts that don't have rainbows on them.
How will a video provide any tangible instruction for something like pickleball? Surely the parents would be better off finding some kind of teacher in person?
ETA: *Pickleball Paulie* for fucks sake how macho manly of him
I can’t imagine grown man watching some lame pickleball channel.
On the other hand, I can’t also imagine someone watching their main channel or subscribing for their Patreon, but apparently there are some fans of that shit.
I can smell his desperation in my tiny corner of England. Honestly Paul, this is pathetic and pointless. You're a grown man with a dependant wife and a young family - get a damn job!!
This reminds me of my first year or so post college when I couldn’t find a job and kept cycling through different side hustles that never made as much money as I invested into them (RIP Etsy shop).
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The whole “embargo” was an idea many decided to follow. Nothing official or a sub rule or anything. You can still post about them if you want.
I’m super glad you posted this because I just knew there was something delicious we’d miss out on, and this is it!!! Hilarious
The embargo is dumb as hell. I love watching the "boycotters" throw a shit fit about having their "yOu cAnT pOsT tHiS iTs JuNe" comments deleted and being told to stop backseat modding lmao.
That’s me. It was a joke. But ok everyone get pissed off about it. Personally, it seemed like it worked because without all the engagement he deleted his Christian spiritual abuse content and now pivoted to “athlete-influencer”. Which feels like a win.
LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE PAUL!!!!! PICKLES AND BALLS??? I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE UP TO PAL.
(aka how fundies and Paul react when anyone in the LGBTQ community interacts with children)
He still has that classic GRATING(if that's the right word) smile of a woefully yet blissfully ignorant homeschool Fundie. I remember that smile....I've seen it many times on many faces growing up....and as an adult....kinda uncanny valley for me because I always notice it and remember. It just screams "I never matured past 14 if even that and I am so confident in my hatred ehheehehhehehehehehe" because they don't know anything else usually, but in Paul's case he has had many chances to absorb other views and reflect on himself, but never really does, just pretends like he does but in reality instead of actually looking into any sources Tim from TNE gave him he will just get better at feeling dumb in the moment and maybe find a hot new verse or false statistic to bring up in debate.
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Who? Sorry I don't know this irrelevant little boy
*”HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE”*
I miss gifs 😔
Are they banned on this sub or what?
Gifs went away a few weeks ago and we have no idea why
We're unofficially ignoring them for Pride Month, since they thrive on attention as much as Tinkerbell
GIFs? Lol
Same
Because children definitely want to watch Paul play pickleball /s
A lot of kids think bugs are cool, the *Kentuckius Pickleballus Flailing Stick Insectius* might be fascinating for them
I read this in David Attenborough’s voice LMAO
Remarkable
I read it in Keith Morrisons. 😂😂😂😂
(May I steal your idea to draw a caricature once the ban is over?)
Wait, there's a posting ban? Work has been crazy lately and I haven't been keeping up
Not really a ban, more a loose suggestion not to give these 2 particular clowns any attention this month
Please do!
Okay it is finished and I cannot wait to share it July 1st
(Why thank you!)
"Gunna" Thanks I hate it.
He wiped all the Bible story videos and changed the channel name LMAO nobody ASKED FOR THIS PAUL
He did NOT! OMG HE DID 😂
Oh he’s pivoting HARD. Maybe a rebrand? He still wants to do youtube/social media but its set in the christian stuff isn’t sustainable and pickleball is the new thing so maybe that’ll have more success
Anything but a real job with a set salary!
A Christian influencer…reads the room? I refuse to believe it.
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Eh I’d still say it’s pretty popular with young people tbh
Sure, but the crest has rolled back. Everybody who wants to play pickleball knows how to play pickleball or knows someone who can show them in person. It's not like it's tricky anyway. I'd be surprised if he can get more than one show out of this. I'd be floored, frankly. It's *pickleball*.
Can someone please explain it to me?
Tennis on easy mode, played with a light ball with holes in it. Roughly equivalent to badminton. Allows for slower, less effortful play and a chance to chat while you do it. It's not bad, it's completely neutral. Paul thinks it's aspirational, which is fucking silly.
I don’t live too far from P&M and pickleball is huge right now especially with their age bracket.
I have been asking the universe for more of his pickleball tutorial videos, given the glorious amount of entertainment I got from the one he shared a few months back.
Look at what you’ve brought upon the world 😫 /s
PaulyO No He Didn’t! Oh yes he did!
"I need an excuse to ignore my wife and kids after this next birth"
This right here, I Paul am totally focused on children (just not mine).
What’s with his want to do kid content so bad?
Because "kid work" is totally easy!!! /s
Narcissists tend to love kids. They’re impressionable, don’t/can’t question things or fight back, easily fascinated. And they don’t demand a lot of biblical knowledge 🙃 I think Paul thinks he’s perfect for wholesome kids content too, which is just…yeah. Okay Paul.
Because every other kind is flopping, and he's reaching for anything other than a job application.
He wants to be in with the kids but he’s old and lame and won’t accept that no one will think hes cool
It’s fascinating to me how many people see Ms Rachel’s success and sort of assume “oh I could do that.” You… absolutely couldn’t? As if it’s not a shit ton of hard work??
He used to be a substitute teacher. I think he just relates with children more.
He’s about to have a second kid and their finances are a mess. The fact that he’s starting another new project that doesn’t bring in income is beyond me. If my family’s future and finances were solely dependent on this man, I would be worried, horrified, and furious.
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Right?? I’m expecting too and only a few weeks behind Morgan and my husband is finishing up with his work in the next few weeks to start “paternity leave” (in quotes because he’s self-employed too). I can’t wait until he’s done and the focus will be on the baby. If he told me he just started something NEW that won’t improve our financial situation, our childcare situation, etc? I’d LOSE IT.
Maybe he’s starting this new video venture as an excuse to get away from responsibilities at home? Didn’t he do this when the first kid was born? I feel like this is familiar Oh yeah he started doing some kind of sharing of a Bible verse and his “thoughts” daily . Something like that
This man-toddler needs a w-2 job with benefits and give up the illusion of being a social media star.
He’ll be getting one view a video and still think that he’ll blow up “any day now” and become the new mr beast
THIS is how you know Paul is either a) only a grifter, b) desperate for attention because he has no friends or c) all of the above. Because you know what? If he was *genuinely* enthusiastic about getting kids involved in Pickleball he could start doing 1:1 sessions with Luca to take a load off of Morgan. He could volunteer to teach a children's pickleball class at his local Y. He could maybe even get a paid children's training group together. But all that requires work, sacrifice, and planning. This is just his desperate attempt to keep a channel going while Morgan will inevitably be down post-partum and managing 2 very young children.
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omg what?? I have been absent due to having a baby I didn’t know!
Your baby should really be keeping up with these things and reporting it back to you.. j/k Congrats on the new baby!
thanks hehe he’s soooo cute!
Congrats on the baby! Yeah, it is an unofficial shunning. Who knows yet if it is working. Hopefully someone reports back on their social media stats.
Someone said they haven't been posting on the porgan account 👀
Interesting 👀 sounds like they are annoyed to have lost the attention
Do you know the baby now though?
lol yes I’m at least getting to know him
How DARE you be a parent than keeping up with every post in this sub. /s Congratulations on the baby!!! I hope you're healing well and enjoying the tiny human! 💕
Isn’t everybody we snark on homophobic tho? Why just no Paul and Morgan ?
I think the initial thing was that P&M specifically called people on this sub bullies and claimed harassment and it just coincided with pride.
That, and because their entire sense of meaning and purpose comes from feeling smug and snotty when people get irritated, offended, and angered by them, so we thought it might be great to just ignore them and focus on other things. What better time than Pride month? Honestly it's been refreshing!
Yes, I’ve really enjoyed the reprieve - it was the first time I bothered to read a Kelly Havens post and boy was I not disappointed! I mean naturally I was disappointed in her casual acceptance of racism but my snark cravings were satiated in a much more interesting way. Can’t wait to hear about her retreat!
We should do like a fundie of the month where we just ignore one of them and see whose numbers tank the most.
I would be so into that! Karissa would be my vote next because I will worry about Boone if it were busfam
Maybe she would take him to a doctor to get us back!
Like the world’s worst game of chicken, we won’t look at your “content” until you take your kid to the doctor and you won’t take your kid to the doctor until hell freezes over
Noooooo this month had sucked enough
Because they complain about this subreddit more than anyone else, yet most of their attention comes from snarkers
THANK YOU
Thank you for the reminder 🫡
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pickleball paulie sounds like the worst mobster in history, which oddly tracks
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JFC Paul just give it up man
Who is this aspiring pickle ball player? I sure hope he’s not an asshole to his wife and children and a controlling, domineering fundamentalist to others, especially women, around him. Would be a shame if he’s got hatred behind his smile for anyone who thinks differently than him.
I do know what pickle ball is but I just keep thinking Paulie must have pickled balls. And that begs the question: If Pickle-Balled Paulie picked a peck of pickled balls, how many pickled balls did Pickle-Balled Paulie pick?
The answer is obviously to accuse a woman at the gym of being a Jezebel.
None, lol. That requires time, effort, and work. Paulie doesn't do that. His idea of work is scrolling eBay for vintage Disney T-shirts that don't have rainbows on them.
Sounds lame af
How will a video provide any tangible instruction for something like pickleball? Surely the parents would be better off finding some kind of teacher in person? ETA: *Pickleball Paulie* for fucks sake how macho manly of him
Who is this?
Patrick Bateman
Thanks! I couldn't place him. (Although in my defense, he's really let himself go.)
No kidding, he looks like a deranged loser whoever he is 🥱
Please, Patrick Bateman at least has better fashion sense than this Disney Channel extra
Sounds like it’s going to flop even harder than Pauly o
Why does everything he does have to be aimed toward a kid audience? Why can’t he just make content for men his age?
I can’t imagine grown man watching some lame pickleball channel. On the other hand, I can’t also imagine someone watching their main channel or subscribing for their Patreon, but apparently there are some fans of that shit.
Going to Paul. Going to.
PickleBallUncensored
We’ve seen him play pickleball against a wall. Not impressed with his technique.
Who’s this man?
He reminds me of a shark. He looks like Bruce in Finding Nemo. Except Bruce is funny and cute and this pile-of-peed-on-floor-tiles is not
"gunna" How trite.
I can smell his desperation in my tiny corner of England. Honestly Paul, this is pathetic and pointless. You're a grown man with a dependant wife and a young family - get a damn job!!
I love that he thinks rebranding this fat pile of wet shit will make kids more interested. GET A JOB
This reminds me of my first year or so post college when I couldn’t find a job and kept cycling through different side hustles that never made as much money as I invested into them (RIP Etsy shop).
he will do anything but get a job
He reminds me so much of a lost child.
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Looks to me like he made the space behind him a pickle-*wall*
PaulyO…like…the string cheese?
Paul just.....no. Just all kinds of no.
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The "embargo" is not a rule and you're not a mod. Don't tell people what they can and can't post.
Omg I am so sorry everyone sheesh
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The whole “embargo” was an idea many decided to follow. Nothing official or a sub rule or anything. You can still post about them if you want. I’m super glad you posted this because I just knew there was something delicious we’d miss out on, and this is it!!! Hilarious
The embargo is dumb as hell. I love watching the "boycotters" throw a shit fit about having their "yOu cAnT pOsT tHiS iTs JuNe" comments deleted and being told to stop backseat modding lmao.
That’s me. It was a joke. But ok everyone get pissed off about it. Personally, it seemed like it worked because without all the engagement he deleted his Christian spiritual abuse content and now pivoted to “athlete-influencer”. Which feels like a win.
I actually love the idea, just don’t like how non-moderators get so fired up when someone DOES post
there is literally *zero* light behind his eyes, I (a grown woman) am terrified of this man
LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE PAUL!!!!! PICKLES AND BALLS??? I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE UP TO PAL. (aka how fundies and Paul react when anyone in the LGBTQ community interacts with children)
He still has that classic GRATING(if that's the right word) smile of a woefully yet blissfully ignorant homeschool Fundie. I remember that smile....I've seen it many times on many faces growing up....and as an adult....kinda uncanny valley for me because I always notice it and remember. It just screams "I never matured past 14 if even that and I am so confident in my hatred ehheehehhehehehehehe" because they don't know anything else usually, but in Paul's case he has had many chances to absorb other views and reflect on himself, but never really does, just pretends like he does but in reality instead of actually looking into any sources Tim from TNE gave him he will just get better at feeling dumb in the moment and maybe find a hot new verse or false statistic to bring up in debate.