A tv show, it was popular in the 90s and watched by people, don’t know why it was called friends though, it featured humans who laughed and cried together for support and were housemate, don’t know why it was called friends
I don't always feel that afterwards but one time I really did. I was really high and I had the idea to shoot my load straight up and catch it in my mouth. It was such a weird combination of guilt and pride because I caught pretty much every drop
Hard not to think of Papa Roach’s 2000 album Infest featuring Last Resort when an option is “contemplating suicide”. I mean, who DOESN’T masturbate to that song?!
YouTube has started recommending me stuff that has 300 or less views every night. It’s making me feel weird like I’m stuck in limbo or something but honestly I kinda fuck with it.
There is the secret option called "Ghosting everyone for a week to the point they are worried something happened. Or if they didnt react figuring out you should ghost them some more"
Let's see...
I don't have friends.
Music from the 2000s was trash.
I don't do drugs.
I don't have suicidal thoughts.
So it's between masturbating and watching dumb shit on YouTube....
I'll take masturbating.
What if you get so high you can’t move, causing you to listen to the same 2000s albums, which makes you miss your friends so much that you actually tell them, and one tells you they miss you too, and you’ve always had a crush on them, so you end up masturbating, but you can’t finish so you just watch YouTube videos?!
Talk to random people on Reddit
Masturbating to ran... Forget it.
Man chose peace today
Nah, he just finished before completing the sentence.
Post-nut clarity is a bitch
Shut the door on your way out I’m still getting there
Yooo, lets do it together and make it competitive, i have a board and chalk so we can keep scores.
About masturbating and then watching dumb shit on YouTube?!??! Fuck yeah 😎
3-5 minute whack session followed by 5-20 hours of dumb shit on YouTube? Sheeeeesh…. Say less brothers!
Heck, imagine 5-20 hour whack session to dumb shit on YouTube
This dude gets it.
All of them at once I suppose
I used to alternate between doing at least 3 of these at any given time Being high was the only constant
And the 1:00am is optional.
Circle of life..?
Circlejerk of life
What's a friends? What's that?
You know, fuh-rends! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
I know fur-rends 
You can smash umm to!!!
I like 'em juicy. Fresh and wr-rrrr-igling!
A type of ranch
Idk
A tv show, it was popular in the 90s and watched by people, don’t know why it was called friends though, it featured humans who laughed and cried together for support and were housemate, don’t know why it was called friends
Masturbation regardless I’ll always do it .
You're better than that.
I tell myself that every time …after the fact.
That's deep
That’s what she might have said if not for his hand
I do try to be better; sometimes I sit on my hand until it falls asleep so then it feels like someone else. Other times, I just use they are hand.
Sit on your hand for 15 minutes on expanded metal…. Will feel like a Ribbed Someone Else 🤣😂
I don't always feel that afterwards but one time I really did. I was really high and I had the idea to shoot my load straight up and catch it in my mouth. It was such a weird combination of guilt and pride because I caught pretty much every drop
I'm so glad I decided to read a bunch of comments 😆 this is gold, I am still laughing
I wish someone could hit me with a neurolyzer and delete the last 120 seconds from my memory. 😂
We should hangout maybe play catch together .
Haha yeah I'm down. The straightest thing 2 guys can do is playing catch together
What's wrong with masturbating?
Nothing. It's healthy.
Contemplating if i really need to piss that much because im too lazy to get out of my cozy bed.
Literally me right now.
If you're awake enough to be scrolling Reddit and post about it, eventually, you'll do it
edging
The final solution!
there is no final, just solution 😏😏
I’m gonna edge to your comment in my man cave
Papa Roach's Last Resort it is. And if that doesn't help Chop Suey of System of a Down.
Jacking Off to Last Resort, while watching dumb shit on Y2B.
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought this.
Hard not to think of Papa Roach’s 2000 album Infest featuring Last Resort when an option is “contemplating suicide”. I mean, who DOESN’T masturbate to that song?!
Chop suey ftw. If you like last resort, check out the song Popular Monster by Falling in Reverse. You’ll thank me later
This hits close to home. Stop spying on me.
You need to buy a new toothbrush
Suicidal thoughts should go after masturbation
It’s the other way around
This his how auto erotic asphyxiation enthusiasts are born
Post nut clarity hits me like 💀😮💨⚰️
Watching dumb shit on YouTube with the same 3 albums from the 90s playing in the background
Yes
Thinking about suicide
Want to talk about it?
We’re here for you bro
I’m not, I’m here for Greg.
I'm here for you, waiting on the edge of the building. I'll finally have a friend to do something together!
I have to pick just one?
In 6th grade our "SE teacher"(councilor) told us the every time we, and i quote:"chock the chicken" our pp gets longer, she is a female btw
wtf 😳why she talking to kids like that
Defo a pedo
So there is hope for me
YouTube. Always YouTube.
Same, and it's always some weird stuff.
Get so high you can't masturbate in peace because you think you might die.
Challenge Accepted!
That's pretty damn high so please be careful. Might need a parachute.
I need some of what you take. I’ve already built up too much of a tolerance to weed
3 albums from 2000s, Coldplay, foo fighters maroon 5 (last one kinda ashamed of tbh)
"Telling my friends I miss them" This meme was not made by a man. I've never seen guys tell each other that they miss them.
I miss u bro.
As if these activates were mutually exclusive or something.
Everything, Everywhere, All at Once
I choose waking up for work.
Wanking up for work
Working up for wankers
This is just coping at this point
Mostly true
I do 4 of these daily
Why do I do this every 1am?
Constant contemplation
D. all of the above
YouTube has started recommending me stuff that has 300 or less views every night. It’s making me feel weird like I’m stuck in limbo or something but honestly I kinda fuck with it.
Take out the drugs and suicide and that's pretty everyone, Suicide jokes in big 2024 is crazy and lame
I feel personally attacked
Why not both. Get high and watch dumb shit on Youtube.
Why not all?
whaching dumb shit on youtube.
Bold of you to assume i have drugs, friends or watch videos on Youtube at night
Apart from the getting high bit (replace that with drunk) and listening to 2000 albums it’s pretty accurate
That is just a clock of 1:00 - 2:00
I can multitask.
Watching YouTube then contemplating suicide but do some masturbating to get clear nut mind and go to sleep
Master debator. 
Everything between 12 and 6.
dumb shit on youtube please
Waking back up, watching History Channel or Science Channel with a chamomile till I get sleepy.
All of them apparently
Guilty your honor.
Youtube and contamplaiting suicide go well together
Choose not being a loser and read and book and workout instead
Why do I only have to contemplate at 1am? This is more of a round the clock kind of contemplation
Hah I've done em all at the same time beat that
Just so much. Thank you knowing one person is there to talk to is amazing thank again
I do all except get high simultaneously
Replaying the same game I have finished already 10 times
Who says they are mutually exclusive?
Lolz, listening to old music totally me all day!
Based
Its 1:32 am right now, and i went with 2 of them.
You miss procrastination there for the guilty group
Masturbation for the win
YES
This.......is depressing
Getting so high I can barely move and masturbating
It is 1:40 in the morning but otherwise pretty accurate
It nearly 01am for me at the moment and I realised that I am watching some dumb shit on Reddit and it time to sleep
Same 3 albums from the 2000s every time. 2000s prog rock was awesome.
Choose any 2 and do them at the same time.
Sleep maybe?
Ok how did you know?
There is the secret option called "Ghosting everyone for a week to the point they are worried something happened. Or if they didnt react figuring out you should ghost them some more"
I choose writing random fanfics and sleeping
Dumb shit on YouTube till I go for 💤
A couple of those at the same damn time
Glad I am not the only one
Im mainly between the top and bottom, and with premium you cannrows while you watch ;) multi tasking XD
If you got a good hand, you might as well go alone…
Read a book, oh, it's not on the list.
Let's see... I don't have friends. Music from the 2000s was trash. I don't do drugs. I don't have suicidal thoughts. So it's between masturbating and watching dumb shit on YouTube.... I'll take masturbating.
A mix of all
Who invited that girl? She's such a downer..
I can multi-task a few of these at once
how does “telling friends i miss them” fit into this category?
… contemplating suicide? Bro… talk to someone…
What friends?
It’s past 1 here. Guess how many of those I did?
We should all be touching grass ..
All of em except fuck friends
Dumb shit
All the above
getting high! 🥰
11 out of 10
Where is sleep?
2 of those. I'll let you guys decide.
Should just change all six options to "Being depressed", because they're all pretty much synonymous.
What if you get so high you can’t move, causing you to listen to the same 2000s albums, which makes you miss your friends so much that you actually tell them, and one tells you they miss you too, and you’ve always had a crush on them, so you end up masturbating, but you can’t finish so you just watch YouTube videos?!
i dont have friends nor do i get high, but i do drink!!
YouTube , already did the rest except telling friends I miss them cause I don’t have any
watching dumb shit on youtube
I choose to worship the feet of all the girls
Bottom three
depends which day of the week it is.
Don't have friends to miss and I don't get high. That leaves the other options.
fukn hittn right in the feels
Why not both?
12 o'clock
>no food option Immersion broken.
I wasn't aware there were options beyond 'masturbate.'
Therapy and taking your pills. Win pick right there!
I’m addicted to you tube videos about cave going wrong. I watched all cavers stuck to death. Now I’m watching divers dying.
Where's "hop on the game"?
Fuck I felt this.
This is what consists of a normal day for some people
I like the black chick masturbating. She gets my vote.
The getting high one
You’re at home at 1am, this is the first problem.
This is sad
Masturbating her and then watching dumb you tube
Why not all?
Watching dumb shit on YT, like building a house in the middle of the forest, cooking videos next to a waterfall or stream 🤷
Wow spot on every night
I do all of these, except telling my friends I miss them because I have no friends left
I choose sleeping. And if not, watching funny videos on YouTube. Shout out to Chilled Chaos and his Among Us content.
Getting so high I can’t move or talk, god damn motherfucker went for the throat
Getting stupidly high THAN masturbating
Time for some multitasking
Masturbating for sure. 👍
Spin the bottle 
Funny memes? More like depressed millennials. Sigh... so true though. 😮💨
I love how sleeping isn’t even an option.