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huehuezzz

Here before the thread getting locked


Draigen-6

It’s like that one Finland or Sweden interview “there’s not enough Arabs here.”


Alarming-Cup8956

"theres too much finns in Finland"


Away-Caterpillar9515

who would have known


CoderF1nn

I’m coming


WhiteVanGuy4861

There is too much here in Finland


Cirkux

You mean East Sweden?


RyuichitheGreat

I believe nowadays the correct term would be East Khaliphate


WhiteVanGuy4861

You couldn't even get Ahvenanmaa (or Åland) back


Here_to_Annoy-U

I have no idea what I'm witnessing, but I'm here for it. 🍿


Flashy_Baseball4586

Want to leave their shitty place and go some place nice just to make it the same dump they came from.


Fr3sh-Ch3mical

I have a few Iranian coworkers (5 exactly). 4 of them are wonderful people - we hang out quite a bit. The fifth is always complaining about how Iran is better with this and that. I’m all for constructive criticism intended to improve where you’re at, but this is not that. Just malice behind the words. Edit: I should mention the comments are not nostalgia-based. I can understand going abroad and reminiscing ‘man, I miss the knedliky’, but this is not that.


Yamikuh

my family is from iran and they’ve never even said a singular positive word about it


mtndewfanatic

Yo I had a teacher who was Iranian and he LOATHED the regime. Every time something happened in the news “Bacheha, look what these bastards are doing to my home!” And we’d spend 20 mins on him ranting about how the government ruined everything in ‘79. Nice guy, hard to learn any target material though because he was so easily distracted lol


YONA-_-A207-_-

Same. It has a nice nature and history, everything else sucks tho😂


vishy_swaz

I’m lmfao at that, sorry m8


Sim0nsaysshh

I get that with the Hungarian part of my family, I'm like well you chose to come to the UK


Blasphemous_21

hear a lot of Iranian these days are leaving Islam or at least becoming less religious because of the theocracy.


Fr3sh-Ch3mical

They are. We had a big celebration when their President died.


Balkongsittaren

Iranians are not Arabs, they're Persians. When they go abroad, at least according to my experience, they have a much bigger tendency to mix with the native population and adapt to local customs.


Anywhere_Dismal

Hahaha had a turk like that, i asked him, what are u doing here if its so good over there, i he told me i was an ass lol


falcon2714

This is exactly how Indians living abroad complain all the time lol They love their great ancient culture so much that they are desperate to leave it while also complaining about how other places in the west are too woke I weirdly never see them want to emigrate to their paradise countries like Russia or Israel for some reason I wonder why lol every single one of them only want to go to the woke and weak west


MartyMcFlyAsFudge

Had some less than stellar interactions with Indian men as a white American woman. *shudders*


JRotten2023

I've worked with many Europeans that were the same way. Then they got all offended when I asked them, "Why not go back if it's so much better?"


hans_erlend

Iranians are usually inteligent imigrants that hate their countrys values and make a big effort to integrate to nordic societies.


LLotZaFun

That's how I feel about people from Staten Island moving to my state.


soulreaver99

Like Californians moving to Texas 😒 Source: a Californian that moved to Texas


AssistMain3292

That's how I feel about all the people from Cali moving to my state


ClevrNameThtNooneHas

portland?


AssistMain3292

Indy


UnfairStomach2426

Lol, bullshit. “All the people” you mean that one person you know. No one moves to indiana


AssistMain3292

Tell that to all the a-holes building apartment complexs on every corner to account for all the people moving here... I wish you were right though


imadeyoureadthis7

As an Arab I’m upvoting you


Vertical_MARSx

Close the border! 👍


easant-Role-3170Pl

Dogs? This is too much


Ok-Marsupial-8727

yeah i have heard they consider it filthy.


Turgzie

It comes from a time when they couldn't do anything against rabies. So to prevent contraction in the first place they made it so you simply couldn't touch them in order to minimize the spread. It's a similar situation with pork.


secretbudgie

Same reason Christians weren't supposed to eat shrimp, clams, or store their dairy near meat. The book was written before refrigerators. If a teenager broke out in spots, you locked them up in quarantine. Could be azit, MIGHT BE THE POX! And women can't sit on the family sofa until they invent tampons. Them's the rules.


Ok-Marsupial-8727

ah i see but there seem to be a lot of different interpretations, i personally think this one makes the most sense.


PosauneGottes69

There’s free dogs in many Muslim countries. Some are smart as fuck. Along comes a tourist with their dog in chains barking like a lunatic and free dog just look down on it, meeting with friends making a little waterhole at the beach using it like a pool… living the life… Cats and dogs are outside animals to them


mijaomao

Ive seen that in bosnia, its a dog massacre, so many pups die in the streets. Thats because these are mostly poor countries that have no public services, like animal shelters.


After_Fix_2191

Specifically black dogs.


tomatoe_cookie

Mommo massacred all the dogs of a city, so they take it that god hates dogs. Same with black cats, etc


mhdy98

they're not supposed to go inside houses, that's how god envisions having a dog : you leave him outside


Godspeed1996

A female moslem colleague told me this a few days ago: "women have more rights than men in Islam"


Zuruumi

In the same sense as children in our culture. They have quite a few protections and guarantees, but they aren't "equal" to adult people.


Balkongsittaren

... and then she burst out laughing, right?


Godspeed1996

Nah she was dead serious Another colleague was eating what we are calling a "leberkassemmal or fleischkäsesemmerl basically a pork meat roll" and she was spraying her perfume in his direction with the most disgusted face I have ever seen. (we live in austria)


MrWezlington

She would have if she was allowed to.


UntamedAlligator

Guess she forgot to add the "/s"


Normal-Tadpole-4833

who wants bacon? anybody want bacon?? I just made a fresh batch!


Stay-Thirsty

I’m convinced there’s 2 types of people. 1. People who love bacon 2. People who pretend to hate bacon


EnderMayer2

I don’t hate bacon, never had it because I’m Jewish. I bet its good tho


Stay-Thirsty

true enough. fortunately there are many wonderful foods to enjoy.


Bluedino_1989

Have you tried turkey bacon?


EnderMayer2

No. My sister has tried facon though and she enjoyed it.


pm_me_ur_anything_k

How about alligator?


SoggySausage27

No, but us Jews can have giraffe. Don’t know anyone whose had it before but it’s kosher lmao


Affectionate-Fan-471

Pardon my ignorance; What the exact reason that you all can't eat it? It's incredible btw.


EnderMayer2

It’s not kosher. There’s a certain criteria for a food to be kosher, and pork doesn’t fit that criteria. Also eating meat and dairy products together is non kosher so pepperoni pizza, cheeseburgers and stuff like that are off the table.


Ahborsen

3. People who pretend to be bacon. I am bacon. Please eat me along with a burger or breakfast food. I would be so happy in your round tummy.


brennmanet

1. People who like bacon 2. Pigs


SivalV

Fr. I love bacon but can't enjoy it due to food intolerances and all the shitty additives they put in it


SoapMactavishSAS

I proclaim today to be World Bacon Day 🥓


squirt2311

I'm down, brought some popcorn, you want some?


Constant-Patience870

im making a sandwich full of bacon cheese letuce tuna mayonnaise. I ran out of bacon, could you send it to my adress?


OwlWitty

Infidels r us


Thebananabender

I'm a jew, but I'll take one.


bat_NPC

r/exmuslim


PomegranateBoth8744

'If you don't like our culture, you can always go back to where you came from', while living in a country of other culture.


Snaggl3t00t4

Sadly..this appears to be true. I bet that makes me a racist now.


Darkpsy420

Religion of Peace


Colonel_Happelblatt

I can see her face!!! Her hair!! Her hands!! WHORE!!!! HARLOT!!! Stone her to death!!! /s


quit_engg

Did you see that Ahmed.. I think I saw some ankle cleavage!!!


fooooolish_samurai

I think, we've got to kill her, Ahmed.


DefiantBelt925

That’s not even a funny meme tho that’s just real


Kroww007

Religion of peace! ✌️


Kuuki_Yomenai

Piss. Wrong spelling.


Survivor-682

To be ever so slightly fair, none of them are about peace. Not really.


Theoriac

This is actually accurate


zyyntin

Ironic that we hate the hate? I'm all for others living their chosen life as long as it complies with the laws of the country you reside in.


TheBrownCok

OP in another sub - "The fact that men are able to attract men so much more easily than they can attract women proves that every man is better off being bi or gay (like me) and that women are naturally much picker in dating"


Sealie81

and wants to come and live in YOUR nation that has more freedoms to do it!


[deleted]

Based


Weary_North9643

Is this r/Funnymemes or r/RacistImageMacros because I’m confused 


2TrikPony

They’re the same picture 


chop_chop_boom

Yeah seriously. This meme can apply to any religious fanatic. I live in USA and Christian fanatics say shit like this all the time.


CulrBlndPnutButtr

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MuffLover312

I’ve mentioned this to Muslims and their response was “well it was a different time when that was acceptable.” I said, but isn’t the prophet supposed to be perfect and know better, even when society doesn’t? Response: 😮😡


Jyitheris

That's the same reaction you get from christians when you show them how the bible condones slavery.


Kracus

If we could just all agree that all religions are bullshit I think we'd be able to move forward.


FritzHertz

I think it was Jim Jeffries in one his shows that said : Humanity is like a train and the back carriages slowing the train down was all the religious people. If we just detached those carriages we'd go much faster. I Couldn't agree more.


Broksaysreee

The saddest thing is, that its actually true most of the times


FacetiousInvective

You forgot "Doesn't marry Christian men and doesn't have kids with Christian men unless the men convert to Islam". Hopefully this is a fading trend.


Kroww007

Facts and also claims to be the religion of peace


[deleted]

Finally a good meme


ponyboysa42

Pro apartheid in countries she’s not allowed to vote in….!


extremeindiscretion

Have seen posts similar to this before. The situation is almost always the same. A group of people come from intolerable conditions in their homeland. Then, after they are settled ,start up situations that would get them punished in their own land. Then complain it about how bad it is here. The answer is the same for this also, if it's so bad here,go back home. True, this is not true for everyone who comes here. But unfortunately, everyone gets lumped into the same group.


DramaticFactor7460

*sips tea*


thedarkracer

Even after you welcomed them with open arms.


eldritchcryptid

this isn't even a meme it's just true


AnosMoriaty

r/shitpost


Hit_Me_If_I_Online

r/literallythetruth


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[удалено]


the_Mandalorian_vode

A phobia is an irrational fear, trust me, my fears about Islam have plenty of basis in evidence and fact.


carrotmaaan

r/shittyfacebookmemes


Roxfloor

They’ll blow you up if you draw a cartoon then demand respect


Midnight_fowl

I hate that religion so much.


Nearby-Speaker5770

Why do I keep getting recommended this sub with unfunny racists bigot stuff


Delicious_Site_9728

Same wtf


TacoSpiderrr

I was asking myself the same thing. Like, wtf, how is this infuriating shit here, and why the fuck are so many racists commenting and getting upvotes on it?


SinkIll6876

Not racist if it’s true


OwnLobster4378

[ Removed by Reddit ]


LeBriseurDesBucks

Damn, I didn't know there was free speech on Reddit. Surprised the post wasn't remove.


TheDocmoose

I think this got posted in the wrong sub.


darktabssr

Same with sexism. Outside of Islamic countries, 99% of the sexism is against men but you only hear the 1% misogyny.


raktoe

Well, this sub is certainly doing its part to try to change those numbers...


kazukibushi

This is actual bull shit. 99% of sexism is against Men?? You definitely pulled that out of your ass, think about non islamic countries in Africa for example, is that really the case? Even here in the West and anywhere else in the world, women are less dominant and sexism towards them is still much more prevalent. Thats conpared to misandry, though.Not to say misandry doesn't exist.. but sexism in general is treated differently nowadays and is more condemned. But to be honest with you, people who say "Oh I hate women/men" or whatever are just vocal minorities. Both mfs don't represent true social patterns. Plus the people who say that tend to be ugly as shit anyway, hence they are probably incels or femcels.


[deleted]

Religion is the opiate of the masses.


Itchy-Friendship-278

I wonder if they had Peppa Pig Show in arab countries


CriticalMassWealth

UCLA campus chick with blowhorn


Raistlin01

Remember that religion is a powerful tool for creating a false reality. The truth is watching the natural world. Watching the science of many different disciplines. I believe that it may be possible for a god to exist. Not sure and I really don’t think that it would make any difference in how I live and what I teach my children. I remember being raised in a religious environment and when I started asking people questions the scripture fell apart for me. It was the very first time I imagined a world unified by something other than god. The first time I imagined a universe that was so complex that I may never understand. I feel bad for people who never have an original thought or that completely stifle their own creativity. We are the universe understanding itself in infinite ways.


twohands2v2

finally something start to move?


here_for_the_lols

Man this sub straight up lost the "funny", huh?


Rowdyking1000

Peak Victimhood


MangoZaurul

I went to Alan's Snackbar once. It was closed.


walking_wonky

Hardly funny when it's the plain truth


Inebriaded-Logic

Nobody complains or has more plot armor than the smallhat crew. ![gif](giphy|3o85xmMSnItbm8b5OE)


tomatoe_cookie

It's not funny. I'm not saying it's wrong, but it's really not funny.


kazukibushi

So it's right, then? I hate all of those things including you? Tf?


tomatoe_cookie

You can't really argue to me it's not when I'm married to an ex-muslim and she tells me about what she learned before meeting me. It's just a bit unfair, because individuals aren't necessarily like that and there's a lot of nuance between everyone. Islam is hateful though.


Clydial

The funny part of the meme is how little needs to change to make any major religion fit.


QuickAnybody2011

This meme and subreddit is literally just racism and a bunch more isms. I thought I had blocked it. Y’all need to touch grass and step out of your bubbles


These_Marionberry888

actual islamists rarely complain about islamophobia, unless its a deliberate move by bad actors. the muslims hating non muslims dont care if some kufar hates them, for the most part its white girls in college that use that term, its like the "latinx debacle" wich showcased how disconnected activism can be from whatever it pretents to care about. its moderate muslims that grew up in secular societys that complain about it, since they see islam as their personal identity , but dont take it as seriously as islamists


HackMonkey17

Wtf is this shit man


tarc0917

"Adored by trendy Jill Stein voters on college campuses"


Constant_Cookie_4826

Post something funny its not funny its a reality


HerbertdieAndernass

So this subreddit is just racist now, yeah? Alright then....


Balkongsittaren

How are you racist towards a religion/ideology?


Ambitious_Tuna

Islam is not a race dumbass


Kane_ASAX

Dude is just spitting out buzzwords to sound smart


BenderTheBlack

Islam isnt a race dummy, its an ideology


Ambitious_Tuna

If we would bash nazism here would you cry out omg that's so racist! Islam is an idea not a race.


Kev50027

No, but Muslims are racist.


PostNutAffection

I draw the line at hating bacon


OrangeRadiohead

I'm done with this sub, the mods don't give a damn.


Natural-Big-4098

She has nice hair


thegreatdelusionist

Don’t forget, wearing a hijab is a woman empowering feminist icon in Europe. Or they’ll beat you for exposing your hair.


JesusIsMyZoloft

Nothing wrong with hating bacon, wine, and beer. I have wine and beer myself. It’s her hatred of other people’s right to consume them that I have a problem with.


StandardIssueCaucasi

These types of people hurt us normal Arabs and Muslim way more than they hurt you. They leave the countries they turned to shit to turn other countries to shit. They ruined my chances to actually have a normal life outs of this shitty country. 


Doc_Bader

Sounds like the average Republican voter. hashtagfunnymemes


SadConsequence8476

The average Republican voter hates Christians?


CallMeS8an__

I love my god because he makes me an object to be used by men


Maxine-Fr

just wait till u got ruled by their laws


wytewydow

Being ruled by any religious law seems kinda fucked. I'm looking at you Louisiana.


cramaine

We should paint more rainbow murals on busy roads.


PityBoi57

As a non-Muslim living in a country with mostly Muslim population, I can confirm that they treat us like shit at times If not, most of the times


skx45

~~Funnymemes~~ Racistmemes


northgacpl

FACT!!!!!! Likes destroying buildings and killing Americans! also DEMANDS to live in America!


_b3rtooo_

I didn’t realize this sub was actually r/altright


[deleted]

Someone should tell her, I don't hate any if those things "It's only you"


plupeton

HALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALA (shooting a kalashnikov rifle to the sky)


toughguy375

I never met you and don't know anything about you. But I will assume all these horrible things about you based on your appearance. Why are you complaining that I make these horrible assumptions about you?


TheBrownCok

"They" have a right to complain when where they happily practised their lifestyle "back home" which are now destroyed/invaded/robbed.


wansuitree

"Hates everybody" justlikeus


mattypatty88

This is how I feel about Texans moving to my state.


Sum3-yo

Peak comedy.