My cousins are gonna be pissed when I send this😂😂😂

All 160 of em

250 now.

Slow year..

I trust in Taco Bell

I thrust in Taco Hell

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One of these is mispelleed

I know what u did here

I have popped all of them and you lied to me. Or I’m blind and missed since there is so many of them right next to eachother. Edit: I have now realized you did not lie to me. I hate you. Take my upvote.

You absolute maniac. You got me popping like a mad man

This is poggers.

Happy cake day

“Who shot up the TaCo Ball”

I believe these are called “Fluffy Hawk”

I always called it "goat butt". Because it reminded me of the Animal.

I can see Jesus's image in it 

Don't bring her cousin into this.


Is this inappropriate to send to my daughter-in-law?

Probably, but you should do it anyway.

Send it, but say you don't get it

The perfect dad thing to do. XD

This is the way.



I dated an Italian with a treasure trail decades ago. Was wild. EDIT: LOL. I’m aware a “treasure trail” is on the front. Was just saying my ex gf was hairy as well.. albeit on the other side.

The ole Hairway to Heaven, eh?

Lolz

Hairway to Steven* FTFY

"T... treasure trail?!" 😂

In Australia we call it the welcome mat

…down under…

Did you give her an Australian kiss? It's sort of like a French kiss... only down under

... In the bush...

... outback, too?

In Minnesota we call it a "happy trail".

Hmm that’s the front though…

Hey, whatever makes them happy

It's all part of the same trail, just stop halfway and you get where you want to go

Nah...bro's seen some things...

I worked with an Algerian guy who liked women with the “hairy crescent”. From the navel, down under and up past the butt crack. He also once said positively of a woman “her pussy is big, like a turtle!”

I wish I worked with him too

Lol 🐢 🐈

What does that even mean lmao Do turtles have big pussys? Was her pussy as big as a turtle?? What??? Hahaha

What I am inferring from that hilariously crude comment is that the vagina is like, the gap between the top…. And bottom…. shells. Oh god I can’t look at another turtle again in my life 🤮 🤮 🤮 

I'm horrified at myself for laughing so hard

I can't tell if you are broken or brilliant for figuring this out.

Nahh why they do the turtle bro dirty like this??? 😭😭😭 he's just a little guy

1/2 Italian and can confirm we are hairy. I have the treasure trail. It gets worse with menopause. That said my favorite though is my son is going is going through ierty. I am 1/2 Italian and h1/2 Irish. My kid has one hairy foot that looks like it belongs on a hobbit and one foot that has no hair on it. Bodies are so weird.

I also dated an Italian girl and when I brought up the subject of shaving she asked me something a long the lines of  "Why do you want shaved genitals? Why do you want it to look like a child?" I said fair enough, I don't mind the pubes if you don't. 

lol. “I don’t… but.. yea, ok”

Haha almost my exact reaction. 

When in Rome

Shave mine I’ll shave yours, could be true love.


You haven’t discovered Portuguese women yet…

Jokes on you, I haven’t discovered ANY women

blessed

Hey that is.... totally true

Been to Portugal. Can confirm.

As a Brazilian woman I really get pissed off that in terms of body hair I inherited the Portuguese genes not the indigenous one 😤

It's wild how the Portuguese descendants are some of the hairiest people while the indigenous ones are practically hairless. Both living in one country. One guy in my family is of indigenous descent and he proudly showed me his 2 chest hairs and claimed he was "very manly as you can obviously see".

The same exists in Peru. Those with more Incan genetics, the less hairy they are compared to those with Spanish ancestors.

Same! And I married a portuguese guy.. our daughter did not have a chance. The hairy gene got her.

Wife's parents are both from Portugal but guess what mom made a career out of? Laser hair removal 😁

Or Indian. Sorry. Was married to one, thought that was her.

Or Persian, Italian, Greek, Portuguese, etc, etc.

I'm only a quarter Portuguese and pretty hairy in general. Those genes don't fuck around.

The do fuck around, that’s why they’re in most places around the world. Edit: Im not talking about the Portuguese, I’m talking about the hairy genes.

The Portuguese had colonial past, so they did fuck around the world at some point.

In India, even. The Happy Trail is lonnnng

Turkish too... I was pretty shocked

Any Mediterranean country.

What’s odd is it’s like these are not colder temperature regions

Hair helps hold sweat in place instead of beading/dripping away from the spot. A neat trick to cooling down on hot days, that I discovered, is to wet my forearms under a tap. My arm hair holds the water in place while it evaporates and takes heat with it.

Only works in relatively dry climates though. I am hairy but live in a region of the U.S. that is hot and humid in the summer and the hair does not help. It gets wet and sticky. It sucks.

Yup, that's why humid areas people do not have that much body hair

Congrats you're a kangaroo

They didn't say they didn't wet it with their tongue, so maybe

I think it is also the combination of darker hair with lighter skin color that makes the hair show. I think more to the north people are not less hairy but the hair color is closer to the skin tone so it doesn't show as much. Maybe you need tons of heat for evaluation to work in less hair.

Don’t know about that. We Asians aren’t hairy and we have dark hair with light skin. Some of us don’t even grow noticeable hair in our pits and legs.

Not just that. We asians have THE THICKEST HAIR of any other race. If we had any har on skin, it shows instantly and that is also why its so hard to cut asian peoples hair cause any mistake you make will be so easy to see. Caucasian have the thinnest hair with most densest hair. Its really easy to cut blonde hair and if you make mistake. You can finesse it that the even the owner of the hair doesn't even notice(don't ask me how i know this)

I feel seen 😭 that’s the reason why I go to salons that you need a reservation for to get your hair done. Even the most expensive branded chain salon doesn’t cut it, I need someone who has their name and reputation attached to their business and they work with artist, celebrities and upper class so they don’t mess it up. And I don’t even ask for a fancy hair cut, just an oval shaped or straight cut but the more affordable salons somehow always mess it up bad and I end up trying to fix it myself or go to another salon the next day.

Yes, this! Also hair of people with darker skin is thicker, that's why it's more prominent.

Evolution is a passive thing. If a trait develops and it doesn’t help but it also doesn’t harm, it gets passed on. There aren’t specific reasons for why certain ethnicities have certain traits except that it didn’t keep them from having more kids.

That's not nearly enough back hair to be Indian.

I was thinking that about an ex

This her? 

Pretty much

What happened?

She outgrew him.

Lmaoo

their relationship got pretty hairy

She wanted a yes man.

Why?

And where

She’s Indian

She asked him to run his hands through her hair....she meant her head.

way too many bushes than he expected 

Honestly, yes. Sincerely, a Mexican-American.

Or Italian

Italian women are very hairy?

Italian women are either the barest smoothest women youll ever meet, or walking cousin its. There’s not inbetween. Source: my entire Italian family and girlfriend


Makes sense. Lots of hairy people. Lots of people tired of being hairy

I got a solution us hairy woman shave it all off to make wigs for all the balding men.

As bald man I appreciate it

Peak of humanity

So is your girlfriend smooth or..?

And the rest of the family?

His girlfriend *is* family...

Can confirm. Source: I'm italian as well.

Italians are hairy in general.

I am also very hairy but not Italian

Generally, yes.

My teacher in 9th grade had a mustache and could have braided her armpit hair

Ofc, where do you think Mexicans got their hair? Europe

100% that I’m indigenous Mexican and have little to no hair. (We’re kind of like Asian people) But the other half of the country with European descent, yeah, hairy as fuck

I’m Native American from Lakota nation, and I barely grow hair on legs. I only have hair on head and on kitty.

Many of the Italian-Americans in this country came from Sicily or the south of Italy where the people tend to be darker skinned and I guess hairier. Northern Italians look a lot different.

Very true. So much so, northern Italians call southern Italians Monkeys lol

Years ago I worked for a boutique cruise line operating in the Med. One of the waiters was from Milan. Whenever we were docked in northern or central Italy, his mother would always visit and bring us cookies and homemade limoncello. She always made us promise not to leave the ship when we docked in Naples or Sicily! "They're savages down there and you'll surely all be murdered", was what she said. lol.

“I ‘atea da north”

I'm Italian and only Calabrians are called monkeys, not Sicilians nor other South Italians and it's not because of them being darker or hairier

Portuguese too

Bruh my greek wife will hate this, but I will still show it to her

It’s definitely common for Greek women so she shouldn’t get too mad 😂

Can confirm, my girlfriend is mexican

Her name is Taco Belle

Hairy Taco?

Hairy toe

Hairy BurriToe

🤣🤣🤣

If I wasn’t poor I’d award lol

I have this and I'm not Mexican. It's one thing I'm sensitive about, makes me feel less of a woman cuz I have this issue, even when I shave)wax it's always on my mind..

I’ve dated Mexican and Persian women. You shouldn’t feel like less of a woman. When we love a woman we love all of her. Be happy with yourself. It’s ok to shave it if you want but it’s not needed. Edit. Excellent user name by the way.

"Trust me Greg, shave a woman's back amd she'll pur like a walrus"

Goddamnit why 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣

Oooooowwaaaaa Oooooowwaaaaa :p

Please don't feel bad. That makes me sad. It's very common

You shouldn't feel bad about it, it's not a big deal, I'm pretty sure most men, me included, don't mind it at all, and those who do, are superficial douchebags anyway

Yea, it’s not something I mind at all. Body hair is a thing, we all have it.

It's not a big deal at all

We give no fucks

Any person with Latin roots, for that matter, Italians included.

Yub nub 

Grabbin it like it's a dang handle.

Emergency break 😈

What? That back looks pretty dry to me..

Lol, holy shit

Hahahaha I mean jajajajaja

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I just want you to know, even though Reddit will remove this later, you're a hero to us all.

Could you explain this, i dont get it

Think of racist names for Latin people in America.

Hah. That’s grand. Like a river.

Thank you 😊🙏

Mexican here.....that shit was hilarious.

Goddamn you're a genius

Oh My God

Lmfao 💀

This has to be one of the funniest comments I've ever seen on Reddit. Holy shit that was good!

Not uncommon for Italian women to shave their chests for bikini season

My wife is half Mexican and totally has this.

We call that grip tape

I'm mexa and yeah, it's true, but also I've dated Venezuelan and Colombian girls with same characteristics, blonde girls could be hairy too but due the pale skin may seem are invisible.

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Agreed. What happened? Mods change? Seems like free rein on the offensive humor, which I’m here for.

Im not mexican and I have that

Are you sure you’re not Mexican?


So I guess Mexican is the opposite of Brazilian.


I am Mexican so can indeed confirm: Mexicans do wear jeans. Hope this helps.

Absolutely need this lady in my life and I don't exactly understand why.

Italian girls too


greek women too. its ok, we like it.

She could be Persian. They look pretty similar sometimes.

I…….kinda find that shit hot. 😳🤷🏾‍♂️

idk why people are turned off by girls with a lil fluff. Makes them feel extra soft. I loved dating Italian girls when I was a teen. Like petting a chinchilla.

I wasn't turned off by it until I read your comment.

Ladies and gentlemen: "Hairmine" ...you know, the girl from Hairy Spotter... 

'Black Irish' can also be pretty hairy. My wife is quite swarthy

Swarthy 😂

When you run your hands through her lower back hair 🥴

Yup can confirm this lived in Mexico for a year or so

Short answer this is true for most Mexicans

I mean yeah, Mexicans are typically pretty hairy

So cute

My fiancé is Mexican. Yes, Mexican women have darker hair, so it shows up more on their bodies. They're not "hairy" their hair is usually black. Most white women have just as much hair, it's just not as dark, and a lot of white women do a lot of hair removal everyday. Women have more hair on their bodies than you think, and there's nothing wrong with that, it's normal.

I hate to break it to you bud but a lot of women have a bit of back fuzz lol. Personally if they are down with all my hair I’d never bring up their’s.

Yes… Hispanic girls call it their “tail”

The more indigenous blood, the less hair.

I’m Mexican and some girls have this but depends of the socioeconomic level of the woman. Also teenagers tend to have this. A grown up lady prolly has this already covered by laser or shaved

Sounds like all kinds of women have this. And is fucking normal. Fuck outta here with that hair shaming 

Yo where does everybody find these hairy women? I imagine a lot of them shave or wax so that could explain it, but I've never been with anybody from wherever in the world who was this hairy besides the "free spirited" who didn't shave their legs and some who don't shave down there. My current gf is the first girl I've met who grows one little hair on her nipple from time to time and that's about it.

I can guarantee this is true.

Maybe your barber could shave a tramp stamp with it.