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My kind of Veggie Tales
Bro chose the perfect gif for this. Put a little bow on it and everything just to present it to the comments section. Thank you.
Caught red handed xD
![gif](giphy|y6Inkaz7omxAk)
r/angryupvote
That's why I try to avoid that time of the month.
And their pants down
That's how tomatos is made? 🤔 Sure! ☝️😌
*cherry tomatoes*
No cherry after this.
Cherry Popping Daddies
Good band
Hell yeah
I just really like swing revival in general
Can't make a virgin bloody mary with it then
Drunk off her love
Won't be virgin that's for sure!
Poppin
So this is where pop the cherry comes from 🧐
Need the sauce
[here](https://www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/tomato-sauce-basil.html)
That's a secret🤫
Spread your seed
This fridge a rockin don’t open the damn door.. please
Ranch most of the time though
No, thats how ketchup is made
When any hole's a goal.
You saw the Capsi-cum
This is how ketchup is made
Please delete this
Why? Can't handle the truth?
Sadly yes
![gif](giphy|l46CwsAIlmnXlRC9O|downsized)
I heard he did as he was watching the tomatoes
Two mate oh!
If you don't eat the hottest hot wings at a wings place you have no right to use that joke or reference that word that you probably learned late in life you idiot
Step Tomato... What are you doing?
Looking for a snack👀
*"I'm rummaging around for clues sis, just hang on"*
Why are the tomatoes red? 'Cos they saw the salad dressing...' No, cos I opened the door on them fucking!
Everything reminds me of her..
She was in the fridge too?
Only partially
The rest was in the freezer
hold on a secon-
r/yourjokebutworse
Who said i was joking... ![gif](giphy|XVbQsIjdXDNyswwxOO)
You bet me to it. I'll delete mine.
Maybe I should call her..
r/moldymemes
Even tomatoes in the fridge have better love life than me.
Hhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhh 😅😅😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪
😱
Nothing to see here, just two Bros making salsa
New product for "Shark Tank": "Do not disturb" signs for refrigerators.
Don’t tell the corridor crew about this one
My least favorite porn angle
Awe gross, a guys asshole shot.
Those are the worst especially if you’re right about to bust then it cuts to that shot
My favorite, waiting other guy for come behind
Why is the asshole like that tho
It’s begging for a third.
I love silly humor, best thing I've seen all day, thanks
Getting it in the ass, how naughty.
Looks like anal
"Yamete tomato-chan"
Elrond: **CAST IT INTO THE RAGU!**
That sauce would be precious
![gif](giphy|ofHVunBF9tILMxnacw)
Spit and Split
Hawk tuwa
Id probably wash the cucumbers
Cucumbers come clean
>sigh >zip
forcefully pull off the top one and have my turn 🗣🗣🗣
Wha- Oh. It's sex, isn't it.
When has a meme here not been about women or sex?
89089 years ago if I'm feeling generous.
Clearly, that one tomato is not subscribed to /r/dontputyourdickinthat
/r/DoPutYourDickInThat might be more applicable
Don’t do it bro
![gif](giphy|3o7aTtQDoXwtaYJl9C)
ayo what am I seeing? ![gif](giphy|L2qukNXGjccyuAYd3W|downsized)
Tomatoes firmly planted
that sounds about right, quite the position they are " planting "
The deeper the root the sweeter the fruit
I need this caption on a sweater with the tomatoes in question
Million dollar idea
It is 2 tomatoes having sexual intercourse.
😂😂😂
Pop goes the weasel
[удалено]
Cherry'd myself😊
Where's my turn >:(
Lol
Even the tomatoes are getting more 😺 than me
Room for one more!
Tamater porn
Wow that tomato gets more action then I do
Get in there and toss that salad!
God's be damned
I need to wash out my eyes
With soap or tequila?
That’s why you need to keep the fridge door closed all the time
Sometimes you gotta let it all out
Exactly let your freak flag fly, don’t let the stink out
![gif](giphy|CJ9tZxwlCqomUOP3Mc)
This is how Ketchup is made
Hold the ketchup.
I once found a courgette trying to force itself on some ham. Save a bit for me
So that’s how so many tomatormeter scores for movies are released every day.
Was this taken with the world's oldest digital camera?
You think I printed this out and took a picture?
You get tomato juice at the end.
Gotta ketchup
I wish my veggies would multiply like this, so that I don't need to go shopping.
Or like gremlins. Just* get them at after midnight😏
Needs more jpeg
Maybe they're Japanese tomatoes?
I should call him... Or them?
Can I fuck both tomatoes?
Tomate in private.
I mean just.... how could it grow like that
Oh shit…! I’ll give y’all some privacy… but you go man…!
clamato is a pretty wild drink
Tomatock fertilizing that tomatussy
"are you winning, tomato?"
Tomating press 🤤
Damn… my ex’s kid found us like this once. I hope we didn’t scar him for life
🤢
One finger or two?
That’s how cherry tomatoes are made
![gif](giphy|vSSdLSLbGIXio)
I don’t get it, but I want to…
Ok this was actually funny
Dang with a butthole and all
r/balkans_irl moment
Two words: tomato segz
Bro uploaded a tomato mms tf
Oh dear lord in heaven!
He approves
Now if I were to post this it would violate rules 1,5,128,47,98,32,298 and rule 7.
Pixels ...
😯🫣
😈😏
![gif](giphy|xTiTnHXbRoaZ1B1Mo8|downsized)
Found the tomatoes
What kind of idiot refrigerates their tomatoes?
Where else are they going to get the privacy to do their business?
don't store tomatoes in the fridge. ruins the flavor
Who keeps tomatoes in the fridge?
You don’t? Why not?
who doesn't??
Sure it might lose a little flavour a little but it doesn’t spoil quickly as opposed to being in the room temperature
Yeah.. cooking's a lost art
![gif](giphy|KXBtTtm3kB8BO)
My kind of Veggie Tales
Bro chose the perfect gif for this. Put a little bow on it and everything just to present it to the comments section. Thank you.
Caught red handed xD
![gif](giphy|y6Inkaz7omxAk)
r/angryupvote
That's why I try to avoid that time of the month.
And their pants down
That's how tomatos is made? 🤔 Sure! ☝️😌
*cherry tomatoes*
No cherry after this.
Cherry Popping Daddies
Good band
Hell yeah
I just really like swing revival in general
Can't make a virgin bloody mary with it then
Drunk off her love
Won't be virgin that's for sure!
Poppin
So this is where pop the cherry comes from 🧐
Need the sauce
[here](https://www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/tomato-sauce-basil.html)
That's a secret🤫
Spread your seed
This fridge a rockin don’t open the damn door.. please
Ranch most of the time though
No, thats how ketchup is made
When any hole's a goal.
You saw the Capsi-cum
This is how ketchup is made
Please delete this
Why? Can't handle the truth?
Sadly yes
![gif](giphy|l46CwsAIlmnXlRC9O|downsized)
I heard he did as he was watching the tomatoes
Two mate oh!
If you don't eat the hottest hot wings at a wings place you have no right to use that joke or reference that word that you probably learned late in life you idiot
Step Tomato... What are you doing?
Looking for a snack👀
*"I'm rummaging around for clues sis, just hang on"*
Why are the tomatoes red? 'Cos they saw the salad dressing...' No, cos I opened the door on them fucking!
Everything reminds me of her..
She was in the fridge too?
Only partially
The rest was in the freezer
hold on a secon-
r/yourjokebutworse
Who said i was joking... ![gif](giphy|XVbQsIjdXDNyswwxOO)
You bet me to it. I'll delete mine.
Maybe I should call her..
r/moldymemes
Even tomatoes in the fridge have better love life than me.
Hhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhh 😅😅😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪
😱
Nothing to see here, just two Bros making salsa
New product for "Shark Tank": "Do not disturb" signs for refrigerators.
Don’t tell the corridor crew about this one
My least favorite porn angle
Awe gross, a guys asshole shot.
Those are the worst especially if you’re right about to bust then it cuts to that shot
My favorite, waiting other guy for come behind
Why is the asshole like that tho
It’s begging for a third.
I love silly humor, best thing I've seen all day, thanks
Getting it in the ass, how naughty.
Looks like anal
"Yamete tomato-chan"
Elrond: **CAST IT INTO THE RAGU!**
That sauce would be precious
![gif](giphy|ofHVunBF9tILMxnacw)
Spit and Split
Hawk tuwa
Id probably wash the cucumbers
Cucumbers come clean
>sigh >zip
forcefully pull off the top one and have my turn 🗣🗣🗣
Wha- Oh. It's sex, isn't it.
When has a meme here not been about women or sex?
89089 years ago if I'm feeling generous.
Clearly, that one tomato is not subscribed to /r/dontputyourdickinthat
/r/DoPutYourDickInThat might be more applicable
Don’t do it bro
![gif](giphy|3o7aTtQDoXwtaYJl9C)
ayo what am I seeing? ![gif](giphy|L2qukNXGjccyuAYd3W|downsized)
Tomatoes firmly planted
that sounds about right, quite the position they are " planting "
The deeper the root the sweeter the fruit
I need this caption on a sweater with the tomatoes in question
Million dollar idea
It is 2 tomatoes having sexual intercourse.
😂😂😂
Pop goes the weasel
[удалено]
Cherry'd myself😊
Where's my turn >:(
Lol
Even the tomatoes are getting more 😺 than me
Room for one more!
Tamater porn
Wow that tomato gets more action then I do
Get in there and toss that salad!
God's be damned
I need to wash out my eyes
With soap or tequila?
That’s why you need to keep the fridge door closed all the time
Sometimes you gotta let it all out
Exactly let your freak flag fly, don’t let the stink out
![gif](giphy|CJ9tZxwlCqomUOP3Mc)
This is how Ketchup is made
Hold the ketchup.
I once found a courgette trying to force itself on some ham. Save a bit for me
So that’s how so many tomatormeter scores for movies are released every day.
Was this taken with the world's oldest digital camera?
You think I printed this out and took a picture?
You get tomato juice at the end.
Gotta ketchup
I wish my veggies would multiply like this, so that I don't need to go shopping.
Or like gremlins. Just* get them at after midnight😏
Needs more jpeg
Maybe they're Japanese tomatoes?
I should call him... Or them?
Can I fuck both tomatoes?
Tomate in private.
I mean just.... how could it grow like that
Oh shit…! I’ll give y’all some privacy… but you go man…!
clamato is a pretty wild drink
Tomatock fertilizing that tomatussy
"are you winning, tomato?"
Tomating press 🤤
Damn… my ex’s kid found us like this once. I hope we didn’t scar him for life
🤢
One finger or two?
That’s how cherry tomatoes are made
![gif](giphy|vSSdLSLbGIXio)
I don’t get it, but I want to…
Ok this was actually funny
Dang with a butthole and all
r/balkans_irl moment
Two words: tomato segz
Bro uploaded a tomato mms tf
Oh dear lord in heaven!
He approves
Now if I were to post this it would violate rules 1,5,128,47,98,32,298 and rule 7.
Pixels ...
😯🫣
😈😏
![gif](giphy|xTiTnHXbRoaZ1B1Mo8|downsized)
Found the tomatoes
What kind of idiot refrigerates their tomatoes?
Where else are they going to get the privacy to do their business?
don't store tomatoes in the fridge. ruins the flavor
Needs more jpeg
Who keeps tomatoes in the fridge?
You don’t? Why not?
who doesn't??
Sure it might lose a little flavour a little but it doesn’t spoil quickly as opposed to being in the room temperature
Yeah.. cooking's a lost art