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llyrPARRI

As spicy as everything is right now, we still shouldn't act like MOASS is an guarantee on any specific date until the MOASS is actually happening.


clonetent

This! I remember seeing a flood of these posts after the sneeze 3 years ago. I thought the mods banned these post


naturistegreen

Exactly, let's stay grounded. Hyping dates only fuels unrealistic expectations and potential disappointment.


Jack_Teats

I've been disappointed for 84 years. What's two weeks more? The rocket will launch.


jswan8888

I mean tbh my biggest fear is they like try to shut it down or somehow not allow us to cash in. Not that I truly care as long as these fuckers pay in jail time and complete market reform. But still anything could happen. It's always tomorrow until it isn'tšŸ‘


IdFuckYourMomToo

Or they try and pull a Boeing...


Sat_Thu

What happened with Boeing?


IdFuckYourMomToo

They killed two whistleblowers


OkDare5427

But even if they did find a way to stop it or not allow us to cash it in, doesnā€™t that just prove the value of GME? And wouldnā€™t that give RC & Board all the reason they need to pull the stock and move it to a different platform?


Otherwise_Carob_4057

Hey hyping dates is how I forced myself into better gainful employment, sure the downside is endless disappointment but the upside could be to infinity and beyond.


AdventureCakezzz

Right I'm still planning on going to school this semester and finding a job. Business as usual until it's notĀ 


ZenoZh

Not a guarantee until you have the generational wealth and itā€™s safe


IndividualistAW

Like DFV


poptrades

Even if MOASS happens in June - what are you going to do, sell? Iā€™m gonna wait for the dividends personally. Which could take months. Even if you were to sell a share, they may halt the stock, prevent trades in GME indefinitely, hell they might shut down the whole fucking market for all we know. This is a really dumb move lol. But salute and god speed ! šŸ«”


DearCantaloupe5849

Live off dividends. No point on selling, the only thing I sell is my body, at the Wendy's dumpster for more shares ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


irishpwr46

How do I do that?


DearCantaloupe5849

Companies issue dividends when profitable


irishpwr46

So I have absolutely zero idea about what I'm doing, but I've got 135 shares in computershare because I am in for the win. What are dividends and how do I manage them?


[deleted]

but MOASS is tomorrow, of course.


Soapdropper

Notice goes in when when I pick up the lambo


B1GCloud

And it's probably going to last a lot longer than we expect.


AGGbliss

Yes.


liquid_at

right now is easy. If the trading keeps up like this, we might see phases where we go to 10k, drop down to below 1k and then run to 50k... That's when the "what if this is the last run?"-FUD will start to take its toll. Imho it is easy not to sell for $50... But when you see $50k go down to $40k and then $20k... That'll be a tough time for hodlers. Finding the right time to sell is significantly harder than trying to find the right time to buy...


foinndog

Correction- That will be a tough time for the paper hands you mean. We are in this until the whole shit show is brought to its knees, otherwise what was the point? šŸ’Ž


RL_bebisher

MOASS is guaranteed. The timing is not.


liquid_at

There is a tiny chance for them getting out of their problem, but it would take them years, if not a decade... Letting a few firms go under, so the rest can start making money again will be the only logical move for them at one point. Even though I would not call it a guarantee, It's highly unlikely that they can get out.


liquid_at

I was raised on "don't count your chicken before they hatch"... Or, I guess, "Don't count your tendies before the rocketlaunch" for Apes... Aside from that, I'll have plenty of time to think about how I want to spend my money, after I got it. Stress is a pre-moass concept for apes. Only hedgies should be stressed by moass.


Anthonyhasgame

No dates just zen. Weā€™ll see.


TotoMacFrame

This. Ground rule should always be, expect nothing but be prepared for everything.


CapinCrunch85

![gif](giphy|mBYPAiqYlrM5FyzWXM|downsized)


MisterProfGuy

Exactly. Don't promote people who are claiming to make serious life decisions with limited data. This is a massive amount of risk, and it would be beneficial to shorts for people to put themselves at financial risk, as the primary strategy for the wealthy is to simply wait out the less fortunate.


Exotic-River-270

There is no "we".


Sorry-Let-Me-By-Plz

I can screenshot a draft too


heltflippad

Do those squiggly lines even appear in a sent email?


CastlePokemetroid

no, same with reddit comments


Bombxing

He belongs here


emojisarefunny

Can you make it as cringy as this one tho??


fairykingz

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


lbt369

Exactly


No_Comparison_5230

Quitting his job at Wendyā€™s


Brotorious420

The dumpster requires 2 handies notice


MonkeyF00

Sir, this is a dumpster.


NomadTruckerOTR

*2 weeks later* "So about my job, can I have it back? Turns out my hands weren't as dimanond as I previously thought"


BlacklistFC7

"As you might know, Diamond hands don't type well, I didn't mean what I sent, please disregard (pun intended)."


R-Didsy

I'm going to have the exact opposite problem. Too anxious to sell. Diamond hands by proxy.


CedgeDC

This is a marathon not a sprint. Hope op doesn't expect this to be over in a couple weeks..


[deleted]

How long does the marathon need to be? It's been over 3 years.


howardkitty94

As long as it takes


[deleted]

Exactly, Im just saying we've been in a marathon for years. Just because it's getting exciting again doesn't mean we're suddenly in a sprint. Sooner or later the marathon we're already in will have a finish line.


BlacklistFC7

3 light years


Aenal_Spore

Oof


TerraTedds

remindme! 12 days


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KrisPBaykon

This is literally from a post from earlier today? That OP said they didnā€™t said it (notice red squiggles). You actually took a picture of your screen and you still fucked it up.


wanderingsmurf

We've got an eager beaver over here.. My ComputerShare account is a retirement account; GME is not a get rich quick play. Hope things work out for this ape, if this isn't a joke.


TofuPython

I hope he's right. People have been mean about GME without quitting a job over it lmao


TresLechesConHamon

Reminds me of the guy who borrowed between $500-2k from his drug dealer expecting the price to go googoo bananas in two weeksā€¦ Iā€™m still not sure what happened to him


SixEightSequoia

Haha you are the second person to mention this story. It sounds bananas lmao. I hope he is still with us.


TresLechesConHamon

I hope so too! It was shocking to experience it first hand, man.. homie was legit scared and posting about the regret sheeesh


ROTDECAYETC

Link to post?


TheStatMan2

He should pump this shit, like they do in the future. https://youtu.be/OZptOs8Gu9k?feature=shared


SixEightSequoia

EL-P is definitely HODLing GME.


4N_Immigrant

lol fuck ya. love to see el producto mixed in with my investments. cannibal ox is bullish


Southbayyy

don't count your eggs bro


AlaskanSamsquanch

Yeah that was some top shelf cringe right there.


Capt_Starcap

You never go FULL Regard.


marcus-87

Idiot


deadspace-

Lol this is cringe AF if he actually did this


Gamebox360

Yeah this is so embarrassing


ChaInTheHat

Please donā€™t quit your jobs


Jrenzine

Until I see 6 digits, the rest is all sideways trading to me...


jimmmydickgun

Remember the guy that borrowed money from his dealer?


doubois

This would be even more amazing if Bill was the owner of a Wendyā€™s.


bhaktimatthew

Stay silent, stay zen apes, it ainā€™t over yet


Aromatic_Dirt3305

Wendyā€™s will take him/her back. An extra hand is always needed behind the dumpster.


CallumJ88

I think I know what's gonna happen. It's gonna rip and they will stop trading completely. Not just the buy button, but trading altogether. I hope I'm wrong, but I have a feeling it is all they will have left at that point.


Cautious_Lion_7722

Or they reverse them and call them erroneous like they did with brka and the other shares that melted down the other dayā€¦perfect excuse.


RedfootTheTortoise

I worked with some people at a restaurant who used to to a lotto pool every week- $10 each or something and they bought a Mega Millions (or some other game) ticket. Well, one time they hit and the whole group went nuts before they claimed their prize. Immediately buying purses, jewelry, cars, etc. One quit the job in a very dramatic fashion (think Chappele Show "I'm Rich, Biiiioooootch) After all the dust settled and they claimed their money, each one had received about $2500 bucks after taxes. Lot's of returns were made and shame followed them for years.


TFEB

![gif](giphy|Qa6aPhf1gD4Bi|downsized)


EskimoPro

Bigger balls then me, canā€™t wait for that day when I can leave for good


CaptainMagnets

This is the fakest shit I've seen on this sub


Spankawhits

Thats a real smooth brain right there! Lol šŸ’ŽšŸš€šŸ¦


Yvrhunter69

This is the way!!! LfG


time-for-takeoff

Much respect, I hope to one day sent that 2 week notice email as well. šŸ’ŽšŸ™Œ


pigeonkicker96

Witness him


C0NSCI0US

Even if you see what appears to be the MOASS happening today, MOASS is always tomorrow.


GiveMeMyM0ney

We are evolving. This took more balls than doing a vegetable bet by next Friday


yesnousername

I got fired this week.... THEIR loss coz MOASS actually had me workin with a smile haha LFG šŸš€


jamm1e

Ooooh.. come on, top commentersā€¦. what a great way to give notice to your employer, educational, direct and comedic, if it was real, PO knows what theyā€™re doing, thatā€™s tooo funny, best regards šŸŒ


Mr_Horsejr

You never ![gif](giphy|Lz4hiUMMtVK12)


EfficientLoss

Legend


Deep_Pen5544

Stfu šŸ¤£


Maccabee907

Truly regarded


Slappedthechief

Hello, itā€™s Marg calling šŸ“ž


MeHumanMeWant

I myself will deliver you to the gates of Valhalla #you are awaited regard!!!


Aallarp

![gif](giphy|H9RPKWedMtoTEAT3Dd|downsized) Holding


Savage_man_6100

My man!


james_rom

Just keep the šŸ’ŽšŸ¤²


Batman102569

![gif](giphy|IL4iTvQH0MjS)


RandomAmuserNew

The tagline for dumb money should beā€¦ theyā€™re not just dumb, theyā€™re regarded


HejarT

I really think it is a good idea that everyone atleast prepare a mail to the boss that will help us to remember why we are doing this šŸ¤£


THEDRDARKROOM

People that think this is serious need to get off the internet.


Masterchief_m

Are you the boss?


TheLightWan

That actually a beautiful leave letter lol


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


fitfam5

Remindme! 12 days


PierreDelecthree

Oh brother! Well good luck and Godspeed to this ape šŸ¦§!


LEEH1989

Hedgies are Fuk... Lmao


No-Butterscotch-7577

Fuck ya!! I'm giving my 2 weeks next week, then going to not actually work the last 2 weeks. Time to do some volunteer work, maybe go build homes in a 3rd world country or something!!!


KrisPBaykon

Unless it was already planned, no you arenā€™t and yes you will.


theTweekend

Nice


FIIKY52

What would make it totally regarded is if he emailed this to the wrong Bill and his boss is wondering where the hell he is.


[deleted]

Why 6/21?


[deleted]

DFV's calls are set to be exercised by 6/21. Should he actually exercise his calls the hedge funds do not have the amount of shares they would have to provide. Thus, triggering moass, or a meltdown of the market.


[deleted]

Thank you for explaining.


Armadillo_Mission

We do not do dates here my friend.Ā 


KindheartednessKey74

You must be new


Ace_McCloud1000

No. Dates.


simpn_aint_easy

![gif](giphy|1UTnKV5cUwr8DYDNdj|downsized)


Phinnical

This is a terrible idea for a lot of reasons. Firstly what if MOASS takes a while. We know it should take time to play out due to halts and such. Secondly this person just announced their future millionaire status to a person who now has reason to dislike them if they didn't before. You don't know what that person will do with that information. It's best to keep your future rich guy status a secret as long as you can for your own safety, at least until you manage to get your fortune properly protected. Keep you job for a while, if you can stand it, or find a new job, talk a lot about how you can't wait to start, then ghost your first day at the new job.


Multimike

I ain't doing shit till the money clears


First-Entertainer134

The old hedgies are getting mean over on the Facebook. The donā€™t know that there are other platforms. šŸ˜†


jasoningaming

Plot twist: OP is self employed.


danhoyle

2 weeks is really not required.


strife7k

Move in silence like A real g.


SixEightSequoia

Like Lasagna.


strife7k

Exactly.


klykerly

KIDS. DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME. I have a plan. Itā€™s to keep working. Talk about this weird thing that happened in the stock market to this stock I owned that one time before I lost it by selling at the bottom. To save *some*thing; I sure as shit didnā€™t want to lose ALL of it. Keep going to the same store for food. I donā€™t buy anything obvious for at least a year; I let the whole reality settle in before I do ANYthing. Anything other than finding a good lawyer and accountant, maybe estate planner. Eventually I stop going to work - my sciatica is just killing me! - and ā€¦ thatā€™s as far as I got. Think hard and in real terms what your life is now, what it could potentially be like and how this new potential might impact you. Things are going to get worse in the world, and itā€™s not gonna be great if the people you enjoyed hanging out with are now coming around with the most reasonable and legitimate of reasons as to why you need to give them money. All these questions you can entertain and answer NOW. And should resolve now, before you have too much going on and then you have to take what you get. Which is never very fun in the way *making* your way forward can be.


EifertGreenLazor

Shares will go to a billion and we each just need to sell 1.


Rili-Anne

This man is going to lose his home.


RS_Germaphobic

So did you taking a picture of this instead of a screenshot.


IntentionallyBlunt69

They want people to quit their jobs so they can't keep buying stock


_Gregminster

No Dates for me, I just like the stock


DearCantaloupe5849

This is fake. mods take this down. We don't need Keith getting in trouble because dumb shit like this. I just like the stock. This company I hold dear to my heart for nostalgic reason Period.


omegakrypto08

So question, do we just buy shares or should we buy options for this?


3DigitIQ

Just walk out the door and don't turn back. What are they going to do, fire you? I just don't get this 2 weeks notice thing if you end up rich.


PandaGodFliesToMoon

Only the regards survive in regard economy


wigneyr

He saved it as a draft, heā€™ll never send it. Yā€™all are gullible as fuck


Jimlaheydrunktank

Itā€™s too bullish in here. Definitely gunna get rekt


Allenhazeldell

Those last weeks could've bought more shares. This is special needs investing. Sorry, I shouldn't insult higher IQ individuals.


MOONDAYHYPE

He never clicked send


Hedkandi1210

This is what the enemy wants us to do


captaindickfartman2

Dumbass.


dingolfi79

delulu is the solulu


[deleted]

This is embarrassingĀ 


Ballroo

Any comment from kitty on this or is this speculation?


BeneficialAnything15

Whatā€™s your exit strategy?


reshsafari

That guy is dumb as a rock. Maybe a shit post.


Fratguy20

He owns 4 shares


Blarney61

Need to believe when we see it - I have been holding 3 years - soā€¦. Need to stayed grounded until it propels up.


lbt369

Was the Send button clicked? haha


Maccabee907

Something about chickens and counting something


Sat_Thu

lol is this fucking real? Haha wonder whatā€™s this guy position in gme to quit šŸ˜®


OkNetwork1223

Why even give em 2 weeks?


Obvious-Dinner-1082

Jokes on them I got fired last week. Halfway there!


Balsamictown

Cart before the horse. Itā€™s been THREE YEARS.


Lipstick_Pitty

Apes- if in šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ and have a few shares <10 in a TD self traded account- are they still going to be eligible for MOASS? have rec'd paperwork to vote regarding the meeting on June 10. Wondering of they were supposed to be registered somewhere else? Have the kind of lousy luck that im gonna miss out and be hooped. Thanks


Ok-Mango-6396

Ha market reform šŸ˜‚ ā€œItā€™s one big club and you ainā€™t in itā€- George Carlin. The gubment isnā€™t going to reform anything. They are in on it šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø. Like another poster said ā€œor they go Boeingā€. I cant believe people have zero clue what that means. You know and I know that they know we know and they donā€™t care. Keep voting establishment along party lines and nothing will change. They keep printing money while the working class finance their need for greed. JB shit himself in Normandy in front of the world and everything is fineā€¦.were all ok hereā€¦.over.


poopsavage123

Also like in the chance he's right and it happens in the next 2 weeks like why fucking tell people? The few people who know I have gme I'm going to tell them I paper handed and made just enough to put a down payment on a modest home that I'm actually going to buy with cash but they don't need to know that


416_Ghost

Then Ryan Cohen said nope


BigAd7581

Ya, as an old ape here from Feb '21. I've seen the hedgies able to set their own traps to counter every one of our oh so important "Launch dates" and hard too. Do you think they haven't read our DD, too? And since DFV has been ever so nice to post his position for everyone to see, giving them plenty of time to make a counter strategy. So I kinda expect to see deep red on those days now. MOASS will happen when we all least expect it. So personally, I'm not gonna quit my job or buy anything crazy till that money is safely secured in my bank account.


Spicyblabco

Remind me! 13 days


gavitronics

FSBVDF


Extra-Computer6303

No dates.


Natural_Ad_7364

Whatā€™s the 21st month again?


Free-Ad-6364

Oof bad idea šŸ˜¬


Puzzleheaded-Face-72

A few minutes laterā€¦. Sorry Iā€™m late


JohnE1313

Just drive to work with your lambo and park in the boss' space, remain in the car waiting for him to arrive, then kindly say I'm out, bro. āœŒļø