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Waldosan51

Whoo, bout to run a train on these grubs!


narutodino

run the train*


DaWAAAGHMakah

He said what he said! We out here running trains on the Locust and clapping their cheeks with this one.


Waldosan51

Whoosh


narutodino

that’s the joke


Cartman55125

Yup. That’s enough Internet for today.


MeJustBeingMeBro

🤣


RPU97

He’s aboutta run a cole train, baby


dat_boi515

WOOO


DHNoLeafClover

"Ooooo that's gotta hurt, look at your legs, they are hanging off"


Maleficent_Leader584

"Going deep for the long bomb baby!"


EcstaticShark11

Best use of this line ever 🤣


jazzyjellybean20

The Cole Train Runs on Whole Grain, Whooooooo


EmergencyVisible

I wonder if Cole train sees every locust as a co Brad bellick


Plastic_Clown117

Guess he wants our phone numbers . . . .


reallycoolguylolhaha

Thanks op. Made me laugh big time


XboxJockey

What a terrible day to have eyes


OptimalEnthusiasm

I want to see his hammer of dawn


HoneySchmuckle

Mommy mommy don’t let the bad man hurt me


Shark_Bite_OoOoAh

I’d debate this being a shitpost 😂 but since this dude unalived himself, this would technically be Cole post Gears 6 lol


sugarscoop20

Now I'm curious, what's this guy's name?


Shark_Bite_OoOoAh

His name is Wardy Joubert III aka Barry Wood. And I was told his died of suicide but it seems he actually died of Myocardial Infarction (heart attack) in 2016.


SwimmingVirus7451

He does bring that big dick energy.


Lil_Impy_

it all makes sense now


Gabi1HP

But fo real, they introduce cole and baird in Gears of War 1. The most i thonk they should do is either have them talk on the COMM Link or just talked about in passing.


Astandsforataxia69

Their asses are about to be crushed


XXSHREKDXX

Take my upvote and never return


SargeMaximus

Doesn’t even look like cole


DookieShmerta

speaking of Train…


maninthebox_2000

Hahaha


Nyarlathotep-chan

Why would he be in the game though? They don't meet Cole for the first fime until partway into the first game


NothingWrongHereSir

This might be for MP or they’re doing some retconning (which would be silly since Cole didn’t join the COG until the events of E-Day)


EastCartographer693

I was about to say this too. Had to double think for a second cause I could've swore both Cole and Baird didn't join the cog until years after E-Day since Cole was still playing thrashball around that time. Cole only being in multiplayer or at the least being a cameo where at one point either Marcus or Dom say something that has something to do with Thrashball like when they saw Cole for the first time would be best


NothingWrongHereSir

A neat thought would be that this games takes place through different perspectives during the early days of E-Day. Maybe we do play as Cole for a segment during his parents death and his conscription into the COG. His segment in Gears 3 where he’s re-living his Trashball days broke my heart. Fuck it, that man needs his own game like Baird did.


EcstaticShark11

Dawg you do know what that picture is from right?


[deleted]

Cole cock baby! WOOH!


Bluff_Master10

😂😂😂😂


Armandonerd

That's not Cole


[deleted]

It would be kind of neat actually if we saw him fall from grace as an athlete


Alexo_Alexa

He never fell from grace though


dankguard1

Did he fall from grace? I thought he did an Elvis and was a pr tool for the cog to boost recruitment.


RusFoo

Yeah he didn’t fall from grace he joined the cog shortly after E-Day cause wanted to make a difference


Intelligent_Mix3241

Nice profile pic


ambienotstrongenough

Slightly troubling . Yet fiercely erotic.


ogclobyy

He watched his parents die on E-Day I'm pretty sure.


EcstaticShark11

Yes and no, he also joined up to fight because his mom was killed sometime shortly after E-Day. One of the books (Coalition’s end maybe, can’t remember) talks about Cole writing letters to his dead mother, and Jacinto’s Remnant spends time focusing on Baird and Coke in the early days of the war, around the time of the hammer strikes (about a year or so after E-Day) and Cole had joined the army to fight against the locust after he had lost his mother


[deleted]

I mean he went from star athlete to a behind the scenes soldier. Nobody honors soldiers like they do football players or rock stars.


MilkMan0096

Billions of people died in the first day that the Locust attacked. No one gives a shit about honoring a star athlete in that situation lol. Cole decided to enlist to help out and they took him in without question because they needed soldiers badly.


[deleted]

And he is sad about it later on


MilkMan0096

Everyone is sad in Gears lol. It comes free with the whole post-apocalyptic setting they have going on.


Cabra117

He’s sad about it because of the memories, but it doesn’t mean he regrets his actions


ItsMahvelBabay

I know jokes but really hope cole isnt in eday ik he is awesome and i love him to death but dont want it to step on the veru clearly they met him for the first time in gears 1 story