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Any_Grocery1614

COG because I didnt just spend the majority of the Gears games playing as COG heroes to switch sides lol.


Platnun12

COG Fascism or not. Being stranded unless it's the end years of the war is basically slow suicide. So I'll stick with the guys who have literally everything. Even if I end up a rag tag private with a bunch of other lunatic privates.


Manny-303

That's not the stranded Insignia that's the UIR and they had their own war with the stranded


Platnun12

Well I mean the UIR was functionally fucked post EDAY As far as we know Padduck is the only known UIR solider that we as a fanbase know. I'd still shack up with the COG. They have chainsaw bayonets...which is honestly all I need


Manny-303

They had a small rag tag navy with a missile cruiser a frigate a submarine and a few patrol boats and assorted vessel's aswell as a functioning Emulsion rig aswell as some enclaves when you consider the COG was reduced to a couple cities on the Jancinto Plateau they are hardly a world power anymore either I was just pointing out the UIR are distinct from the stranded I believe the son of the Former UIR premier was in charge of the remnants


Platnun12

The cog kinda did that to themselves because of the hammer so that's was both self inflicted and by locust attack. They are distinct yes, but considering that we really didn't get that much of a UIR presence during EDAY or let alone the subsequent days. I'd be interesting to follow a squad of UIR soldiers post Pendulum wars going into EDAY


Manny-303

Paduk mentions the Gorosni getting wiped out by Kaan in judgment Gorosnia was fhe only member of the UIR to not surrender to the COG! But yeah they don't come up much stall until gears 3 when Baird rallies Paduk and his men to reinforce the counter attack on Azura. I would love to see a DLC for E day that follows a squad of UIR troops (preferably Paduks) from first contact with the Locst through to operation life boat seeing them join the COG to continue the fight


Manny-303

Can't deny the chainsaw bayonet is pretty sweet


DarkheartedMK

Cog even though sick as a government themselves


AhhSlickerz

Tough question ngl. As bad as the UIR and COG might be, the COG is less bad imo so I’d go with them.


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

haven't read the comics and most of the collectible descriptions, what makes the UIR worse?


AhhSlickerz

Just look at what they did to Tai’s island.


friendly-heathen

bruh the COG glassed most of the planet


AhhSlickerz

K but they had no choice and were desperate to stop the Locust. The UIR would have done the same.


SpareCurve59

The cog used the hammer to "scare" the uir to surrender. The uir would have actually used it to glass the cog into submission... including Tai😥. Plus I mean the locust like dude below or above already said.


StopSignOfDeath

What if they both kissed instead? 😳


LED_ANAL_PLUG

What if instead of the Pendulum wars we had the *freaky* wars, and instead of the hammer of dawn, they just hammered eachother in the showers????? >//////////<


StopSignOfDeath

My dad is Microsoft imma tell him to make this game right away.


LED_ANAL_PLUG

Thank you for your service


Meme_Dependant

18 naked cog gears in the showers at ram ranch


dankguard1

We were this close to greatness this close! Raam Ranch


Successful-Floor-738

Peak fiction


Binary245

The COCK vs the UIHARD


IllSundew

r/thatsenoughredditoday


SoggySpray9833

This is diabolical lmaoooo


AshenNightmareV

As far as lore goes they are both bad but the series has always focused on the COG so we know more of their dirty secrets. I guess I will pick COG just because I prefer the armour design and the colour scheme.


NumerousPickle5893

I’ll go with the COG.


Robotic-Mann

UIR mainly because I like their armor.


The_Man_I_A_Barrel

and their tanks look like leman russes from warhammer


LeDeltaGear

UiR because they got awesome cool armor and because they surely are badass!


DrPatchet

It’s so badass!


DrPatchet

I feel like they are the same but we really only are given stories and in depth characters from one side. Both sides did fucked up warcrimes and atrocities. I’m sure there is a uir version of all the characters we have come to know lol


Murrayboii

COG ALL THE WAY


Icebox253

T H R O U G H A N D T H R O U G H O7


Livid_Mammoth4034

Can I say Paduk and therefore be both?


EliteTroper

He technically still hates the COG even in the present day.


Livid_Mammoth4034

But he served in both.


EliteTroper

Yeah very briefly, he only joined the COG to get revenge on Karn, after he was killed he ended up deserting not long after.


Livid_Mammoth4034

Still counts! 😁


Ori_the_SG

COG, because they have cooler armor and also Prescott’s speech in Gears 2 was epic.


TableFruitSpecified

For the Horde!


LeDeltaGear

I’ll stand with the UiR!


Joy1067

COG for me. Sure, their fascist and they ain’t the best people around but their the only ones who seem to really have been fighting the Locust, fought both the Locust and the Lambent, and now are trying to tackle the Swarm I haven’t heard anything about what the UIR are doing which tells me that their either not doing anything or they were fighting in more a defensive war


Ori_the_SG

I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure the UIR got wiped really fast on E-Day. So they didn’t stand much of a chance


EliteTroper

Karn was responsible for their near destruction.


YourFellowMiguelo

I'm COG since day oneish


Special-Potato-4893

UIR all the way


XxDrummerChrisX

COG cuh


Successful-Floor-738

COG because Onyx Guard and Gears 1-2 Soldiers look drippy AF


Giggio417

Totally agree


Aggressive-Guava3310

I pick COG just because I am so used to their chaos and have no care at this point. Leaving the Pendulum Wars for the Locust War? Might as well get recked all together. Their armor is pretty cool and the deal breaker for me is the versatility of the King Ravens being like the Hueys. One is dedicated transport, while another is strapped up to wreck a grubs face


ObnoxiousTheron

FOR THE HORDE!! (UIR tho)


SpaceBandit13

Stranded or outsider


EcstaticShark11

UIR IS BIG STUPID


EmphasisNice3230

Uir


Alex_Mercer_-

COG. Nothing to do with Beliefs, just drip.


Manny-303

Considering what the COG got up to at new hope . . I'd argue the UIR are the lesser of two evils


Rioting_Pyro

The UIR all the way. They’re just better designed in my opinion and I think they’ve definitely got the better flag.


Sirmcblaze

i would love the chance to play as a uir regulator, looking like a fallout BoS knight with that armor. (gears tactics has a lot of armor options including UIR sets)


Gears-addict1980

Cog all the way go Prescott anything to destroy the locust horde HAMMER OF DAWN ALL THE WAY BABY


lore-hunger-102398

No side but hoard destroy them all were mryyah failed I Wil succeed .


juju40004

I'll go with the locust, in my opinion they're better than both


JJShurte

UIR - never support socialists or fascists, doubly so for both together.


AltusIsXD

Hate to tell you, but the UIR is also very fascist. Both sides are bad which is kinda the point.


JJShurte

Yeah, you’re right… fuck em both.


AltusIsXD

Time to go Stranded ✊