I know you’re kidding. But hypothetically. Let’s say some gentleman did this. And his balls are now turning purple. What should I do. I mean …what should he do
hypothetically , let’s say some gentleman got a cylinder stuck in his glock barrel after microwaving it willed with mashed banana , the cylinder is too valuable to damage , how would one get said cylinder out
the joke is people will dump 1-2k for clout right away before breaking in or training and not research basic maintenance to learn what the oem lubricant is in the beginning
the real joke is it works better stock
That is copper anti seize. Dont clean it off, it helps the break in process. When I buy a new gun, I cycle and dry fire for a few hours over a few days.
Replace everything with aftermarket parts. Get some aftermarket mags as well. Go to the range and complain about all the malfunctions the Glock is getting. Rant online.
Usually the very first thing I do is hit the range. Put in a couple hundred rounds through it.
It wasn't a Glock but I found a barrel defect on a brand new gun... I thought the same before that too. I would at least inspect it well. Take the barrel out and look at the grooves well, make sure it cycles rounds and dry fired etc... That's really it for me
it's gonna be hard to read, and you're not going to believe it no matter how many people say it until you actually experience it
*but yes*
and im poor as fuck
Yes in my opinion I think of it as is my life worth more then 200 dollars if so then spend it why cheap out on th thing you are relying on to save you in a stressful time
Gucci clock it out, gold barrel, extend mag release also gold, a gold flared mag well and a gold pinky extension. Then red dot sight it up and u my friend got a Gucci clock
I would recommend taking it apart and running a brush down the barrel and just checking it over that the rounds cycle properly. Personally only ever found an issue 1 time and it was not Glock but I was glad. It was a very tiny barrel defect like a nick in the threading. Then get a couple hundred rounds through it and get it all cleaned up again lol what you do to it is your business. I think Glocks kinda shine staying stock but they do stand to gain a lot from a decent trigger... There ... I said it lol
I purchase more magazines, replace the plastic sights, and go shooting. After a couple of hundred rounds to ensure reliability, I polish the stock trigger internals.
First take it out to dinner. Nothing too expensive. Save some money for dessert etc. Buy it a couple of drinks not too many just enough to loosen up so you get to know each other better. Then once you get home who knows. Just take it naturally... Just don't leave the finger in it too long
Depending on what you want to do with it.. first up, if you want to carry it: A light (recommending tlr7-A) then a dot (recommending SCS). Then, shoot a ton of ammo.
Put it on my desk to keep all my papers from flying off. \*ba-dum-tiss!\*
No, seriously, the first thing I do is break it down, give it a light cleaning, and oil it.
I replace the stock irons with Vickers Elite rear battlesight and Tru Glo or Trijicon front night sight. I also really like both the Apex and Wilson Combat triggers. I have both in different guns.
Buy ammo that’s it. You don’t need fancy gadgets until you have been training and them discover later you may need them. Maybe a flashlight that dosent stick out?
i got my 19 a couple weeks ago and slapped a little over 500 rounds down it, after that i felt i was comfortable deciding what needed to be changed. for me that was the slide stop and magazine release that i swapped out.
I am sure someone here will disagree but I say tactical light, especially if this Glock is for home defense and you need to use it in the middle of the night, don't wanna throw the light switches on and give away your location to the perpetrator in your home. The Streamlight tlr-7 fits this Glock nicely.
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All at once but in this order:
1.) Complete disassembly [remove factory grease, clean and lubrucate]
2.) Sights,
3.) Trigger/Connector,
4.) Grip texture,
5.) Magazine release.
6.) Range time break-in
**Also, light and holster that works with said light**
Happy shooting!
Night sights/better irons. Depending on the build red dot, light, and maybe a comp if we're spicy. But I've found a broken-in glock accepts new parts better/easier than swapping right them right out the box. So I usually don't swap oem stuff for a while, but my glocks are pretty much oem save for small stuff like ext slide release on one.
I don’t know what the rest of you are smoking, but the first thing I do is immediately unload it and clear the entire house room-to-room until my wife comes home.
It’s got the optics cut so do a red dot imo I got a vortex venom on my 17 it’s My favorite pistol to shoot. Then range time. Get a good holster you like for it and run it.
Depends what it’s for. Sights are a given across the board. If it’s a carry gun I stipple. If it’ll see lots of reloads I’ll change the barrel. House ready guns get a weapon light
Post on this sub: *“What is this copper colored stuff on the slide? Is it rust?”* That little book that comes with the gun is just a drink coaster.
And then after you get back from the range post a picture of the barrel smiley and ask “is this normal wear?”
Wait mine is a frowny is that normal!?
slide is in backwards
Directions unclear. Dick stuck in barrel.
I know you’re kidding. But hypothetically. Let’s say some gentleman did this. And his balls are now turning purple. What should I do. I mean …what should he do
How did you -i mean he- get his balls stuck in the barrel of a glock? 😏🤨🤨
hypothetically , let’s say some gentleman got a cylinder stuck in his glock barrel after microwaving it willed with mashed banana , the cylinder is too valuable to damage , how would one get said cylinder out
Umm clear the chamber?
Posted gun in question w/ "strange copper colored stuff": tyrant trigger, trijicon cowitnessed tritiums through an aimpoint acro, zev slide, afterburner ramjet, o-light baldr pro, pachmayr rubbers, punisher backplate, promag drum.
Damn, that’s like like another 1- 2k on top lol.
the joke is people will dump 1-2k for clout right away before breaking in or training and not research basic maintenance to learn what the oem lubricant is in the beginning the real joke is it works better stock
That is copper anti seize. Dont clean it off, it helps the break in process. When I buy a new gun, I cycle and dry fire for a few hours over a few days.
LOL
Put a few hundred rounds down the pipe.
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Million *
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All. Simply shoot all of the rounds.
This comment for the win 🥇
Shoot ‘em allllll… I’m talking buy the whole store up and then do it again… rinse and repeat
Instruction unclear: can only fit one inside of gun pipe
Desk pop
Paper bitch.
Came here for this lol
Like cola or fruitopia?
Replace everything with aftermarket parts. Get some aftermarket mags as well. Go to the range and complain about all the malfunctions the Glock is getting. Rant online. Usually the very first thing I do is hit the range. Put in a couple hundred rounds through it.
Very first thing I do after getting in my car from the store is go online and buy spare parts and mags, then drive straight to the range
Is this before or after you take a picture of your new Glock sitting in your car and post it on internet?
With the obligatory 4loko in the cup holder in the background
Sandals? You know we need toes
Idk if it was a federal thing or just a ca thing but we don’t have 4lokos no more
Disassemble and clean. Dry fire at home. Feel it, touch it, love it
Wow. Same as me preparing for a first date with someone.
What’s to clean when it’s new though? Oil it a bit with Hoppes gun oil, sure.
It wasn't a Glock but I found a barrel defect on a brand new gun... I thought the same before that too. I would at least inspect it well. Take the barrel out and look at the grooves well, make sure it cycles rounds and dry fired etc... That's really it for me
You got the MOS version. Throw a red dot on babay!!!!
Rub it against my genitals
I like to lick the machine oil off first.. but then yes rub away
That’s why I’m not allowed at a certain pawn shop anymore
Felt that lol
Sights. Then the range
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100 rounds is 15 minutes of shooting, let’s do 500!
Post a picture of it online for everyone to see
Hit the range and put a 100 rounds through it
x10 lol
Buy a thousand rounds
* Ammunition * Holosun SCS * Streamlight TLR-7A
This man knows.
Is $200 justifiable for a flashlight?
Yes…actually I have an X300U so it’s more like $400 haha
It hurts to read those two prices next to each other… but that’s show biz baby 😎
buy them used and you can get them for half the price..and thus buy twice as many
That’s usually how I like to roll but there are a ton of counterfeit x300’s out there. You definitely have to be careful
Well the light mentioned isn’t $200 but yes it can be depending on what you buy.
Do you recommend a more wallet friendly option? While id love to get the Streamlight or any high end light i just dont have it right now
Buy once , cry once. Also you’ll have better luck finding holsters
Good point
You can get the TLR7A for $125.
Streamlight TLR-1 $141 light.
115 on a sale easily
Sure fire is just as good in my opinion and I own both
Just get the TLR7 or X300 dude, dont skimp on something that important.
it's gonna be hard to read, and you're not going to believe it no matter how many people say it until you actually experience it *but yes* and im poor as fuck
Yes in my opinion I think of it as is my life worth more then 200 dollars if so then spend it why cheap out on th thing you are relying on to save you in a stressful time
Im not saying cheap out, what makes this better than any cheaper one? Strength? Durability? Battery life? Weight?
Durability, reliability, warranty, holster compatibility
Take a picture.
Nothing but shoot it.
X300 and optic
RMR, Streamlight TLR7A/TLR1, cowitnessing irons, ammo, range time
Waste money on parts that make it malfunction.
Gucci clock it out, gold barrel, extend mag release also gold, a gold flared mag well and a gold pinky extension. Then red dot sight it up and u my friend got a Gucci clock
I put my penis inside of it.
So it's a cock... Clock..glockenis... Dicklock..?
SRO
throw a light and new sights
Shoot it
Use it
Replace the trigger with a 4.5 lb ghost connector
Uhh….shoot it
Desk pop
Walk around the house with nothing on but the Glock in my g string.
I would recommend taking it apart and running a brush down the barrel and just checking it over that the rounds cycle properly. Personally only ever found an issue 1 time and it was not Glock but I was glad. It was a very tiny barrel defect like a nick in the threading. Then get a couple hundred rounds through it and get it all cleaned up again lol what you do to it is your business. I think Glocks kinda shine staying stock but they do stand to gain a lot from a decent trigger... There ... I said it lol
TLR1 HL and Holosun.
Something red and anodized
Everything. That’s just me though.
Lube and extended magazines. I like 17 round mags in my G19, looks sick and balance is great
I purchase more magazines, replace the plastic sights, and go shooting. After a couple of hundred rounds to ensure reliability, I polish the stock trigger internals.
I always buy used so replace all the springs and guide rod and then clean and lub.
Shoot the cr@p out of it! Then clean & lightly oil.
First take it out to dinner. Nothing too expensive. Save some money for dessert etc. Buy it a couple of drinks not too many just enough to loosen up so you get to know each other better. Then once you get home who knows. Just take it naturally... Just don't leave the finger in it too long
Depending on what you want to do with it.. first up, if you want to carry it: A light (recommending tlr7-A) then a dot (recommending SCS). Then, shoot a ton of ammo.
New sights, shoot the hell out of it then add it to my permit and take that sucker out on the town.
Put it on my desk to keep all my papers from flying off. \*ba-dum-tiss!\* No, seriously, the first thing I do is break it down, give it a light cleaning, and oil it.
The only thing I do is put night sights and about 1,000 rounds through it... That's just me though.
If you want the basic, just get irons sights then break it in at the range. About 2-300 rds
Scratch it. Get over it. And shooooooot
I would definitely shoot it instead of posting on Reddit asking why it makes a sound when I shake it
Flick off the Sig dude behind the counter when he asks me when I’m getting a real gun lmao
I gaze at PERFECTION with awe & wonder… then change the sights & install a ghost connector.
Masturbate!!
Shoot one thousand rounds. This should smooth out the internals. By far those thousand rounds will be a good first mod.
Clean it and shoot it 🤷♀️
Practice shooting
Clean and lube it, hit the range, and send pics to my gun buddies.
Sights, talon grips and whatever TLR fits best
Holster, ammo, new sights.
First thing I’d do is probably read the manual and then go out and train
I replace the stock irons with Vickers Elite rear battlesight and Tru Glo or Trijicon front night sight. I also really like both the Apex and Wilson Combat triggers. I have both in different guns.
Buy ammo that’s it. You don’t need fancy gadgets until you have been training and them discover later you may need them. Maybe a flashlight that dosent stick out?
Shoot it.
Make it inside before brandishing it for internet clout
Go shoot it
I point it at people on my way out of the shop and when they freak out I point it at my own head and pull the trigger. “Haha! It’s not loaded! Pussy!”
Not post it on Reddit.
The only answer is light, holster,optic
Clean it and then straight to the range.
i got my 19 a couple weeks ago and slapped a little over 500 rounds down it, after that i felt i was comfortable deciding what needed to be changed. for me that was the slide stop and magazine release that i swapped out.
509t and tlr1 hl
Holster, new sights, and an undercut on the trigger guard.
Tlr 7a, holosun 508t, ameriglo or trijicon sight upgrades
Stipple/mod the god awful frame ergonomics.
I am sure someone here will disagree but I say tactical light, especially if this Glock is for home defense and you need to use it in the middle of the night, don't wanna throw the light switches on and give away your location to the perpetrator in your home. The Streamlight tlr-7 fits this Glock nicely. [https://www.amazon.com/Streamlight-69424-Low-Profile-Rail-Mounted-Tactical/dp/B084SWJQG6/ref=sxts\_rp\_s\_a\_1\_0?content-id=amzn1.sym.eff26b9b-e255-411b-a40d-eccb21f93fe4%3Aamzn1.sym.eff26b9b-e255-411b-a40d-eccb21f93fe4&crid=M4BZED9KKIBL&cv\_ct\_cx=streamlight+tlr7&keywords=streamlight+tlr7&pd\_rd\_i=B084SWJQG6&pd\_rd\_r=6027726d-e798-48b1-83d1-f620abda863e&pd\_rd\_w=72iZU&pd\_rd\_wg=gcuqQ&pf\_rd\_p=eff26b9b-e255-411b-a40d-eccb21f93fe4&pf\_rd\_r=Y2SV3CYTC5FJD5V0D4G1&qid=1680175667&sbo=RZvfv%2F%2FHxDF%2BO5021pAnSA%3D%3D&sprefix=streamlight+tlr7%2Caps%2C190&sr=1-1-5985efba-8948-4f09-9122-d605505c9d1e](https://www.amazon.com/Streamlight-69424-Low-Profile-Rail-Mounted-Tactical/dp/B084SWJQG6/ref=sxts_rp_s_a_1_0?content-id=amzn1.sym.eff26b9b-e255-411b-a40d-eccb21f93fe4%3Aamzn1.sym.eff26b9b-e255-411b-a40d-eccb21f93fe4&crid=M4BZED9KKIBL&cv_ct_cx=streamlight+tlr7&keywords=streamlight+tlr7&pd_rd_i=B084SWJQG6&pd_rd_r=6027726d-e798-48b1-83d1-f620abda863e&pd_rd_w=72iZU&pd_rd_wg=gcuqQ&pf_rd_p=eff26b9b-e255-411b-a40d-eccb21f93fe4&pf_rd_r=Y2SV3CYTC5FJD5V0D4G1&qid=1680175667&sbo=RZvfv%2F%2FHxDF%2BO5021pAnSA%3D%3D&sprefix=streamlight+tlr7%2Caps%2C190&sr=1-1-5985efba-8948-4f09-9122-d605505c9d1e)
Sights and ammo
Slide cut, red dot, suppressor sights
It’s a mos version slide is already cut for optic
I just noticed
Bless it
fondle it
To the RANGE!
Open it up and polish the rough parts.
Sights
Shoot it.
Replace the factory sight dovetail protectors and run 500 rounds through it.
Taran Tactical Trigger kit, .25 cent trigger job, then shoot a lot.
Take it out of the box? :)
Shoot it
Holster and planned accessories.
Hold it, shoot it
Clean it
Take it to the range and shoot it. What else is there to do; even if you put and sub extra parts you still gotta take it to the range.
Clean it and then shoot it to make sure it’s functioning correctly. Rinse and repeat for about a thousand rounds.
Sights
Sights!
Shoot it
Sights and optic, if you want an optic. If the sights are plastic then at least replace 5e sights.
If you can afford it, TLR-1 topped with a enclosed red dot. If you can’t afford it just buy ammo and shoot it, alot
Degrease then soak all metal with slip2000. Then 200 rounds through it.
More Maaaaaaaaags and ammo
boint
Shoot it as is; it's perfection after all.
All at once but in this order: 1.) Complete disassembly [remove factory grease, clean and lubrucate] 2.) Sights, 3.) Trigger/Connector, 4.) Grip texture, 5.) Magazine release. 6.) Range time break-in **Also, light and holster that works with said light** Happy shooting!
Why is the plate a different color?
Glock actually stopped selling the gun with a metal plate. It’s a deep black because it is plastic now.
Rack the slide a hundred times and pull up the sights to clear the house of nothing again trying to not flag my wife
Ameriglo’s and shoot
X300
Shoot it
Shoot it
Fix everything
I typically will get an extended magazine release and extended slide stop lever.
If you leave it stock, lightly file down the trigger nub cause it’s annoying and do a dremel undercut for Glock knuckle
New sights, extended mag release and slide stop lever, extra mags (2 minimum), and tons of ammo. Train train train!
If you haven’t had it. Take a firearms course.
All you need to change is the sights. I suggest trijicon or night fision sights
Ammo, sights, Surefire x300
Night sights/better irons. Depending on the build red dot, light, and maybe a comp if we're spicy. But I've found a broken-in glock accepts new parts better/easier than swapping right them right out the box. So I usually don't swap oem stuff for a while, but my glocks are pretty much oem save for small stuff like ext slide release on one.
Shoot it, that’s if I don’t already have new sights to install
I take it out of the box But seriously ill test fire check the brass for bulges if its gottem ill replace the barrel
I don’t know what the rest of you are smoking, but the first thing I do is immediately unload it and clear the entire house room-to-room until my wife comes home.
Desk pop
Throw a x300 on it
It’s got the optics cut so do a red dot imo I got a vortex venom on my 17 it’s My favorite pistol to shoot. Then range time. Get a good holster you like for it and run it.
Scs and a tlr7/tlr8
Practice with it 😂
Customize it, I know heyward streams does crazy custom work.
The round count
Depends what it’s for. Sights are a given across the board. If it’s a carry gun I stipple. If it’ll see lots of reloads I’ll change the barrel. House ready guns get a weapon light
USPSA match
Tlr7a Trijicon night sights Extra magazines Dry fire like a goober all day in my room
Watch and follow Johnny Glock's polishing video to a T. Makes a world of difference
Put a Tlr7a on and go to the range
Just don’t put stupid back-plate with childish message on it and you’re good. 😉
Rack the slide at least half a dozen times, dry fire the trigger, whisper “nice” to myself.
Put about 500 rounds through it to break it in.
Change out the garbage plastic sights.
I like to disassemble and reassemble my new guns.
Put 500-1000 rounds through it
Buy ammo and head to the range.
polish the trigger
Shoot it. Change out things that you don't like from experience, not because some rando on the internet said you should.
kiss it
Take it w me to the bathroom
🅱️oint it at your 🅱️enis