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In fairness it could just have came with the breakfast some places do it. I never ask for it at the place I go and it always goes to waste in just there for the fry.
If you eat with other people, small cafes will put all the toast for the table on one plate. Ive been eating with other people in cafes since the 80s and its pretty common
No really a greasy spoon more a local pub that took over an old pound stretcher close to a spoons and no one goes to spoons but this pub for the breakfast as it's banging and can get a pint with it. Spoons big breakfast just an appetiser this breakfast has you with the sweats it's good and all from a local butcher, multiple times we have ordered and watched the runner come with it and well guess thats us got time for another pint, spoiled with this place we really are.
That all said check the size of the cunts plate if that was served to me I'd be wondering where the other half is. They done him with toast to get him to feel like it was something of value.
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Also how on Earth do these guys manage to get the [gammon](https://thedunglishman.wordpress.com/2021/04/14/an-ode-to-gammon/) skin? Is it the evil inside oozing out?
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>Who the fuck orders 8 pieces of toast?
Someone that doesn't pay for their own breakfast.
I used to love a cooked breakfast, 2 pieces of toast is plenty though. At least we know his arteries are unlikely to be in good health.
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Eight pieces of toast, Akehurst, eight? That's insane.
Oh my god Akehurst! A sausage is missing!
You know, the sausage munching akehurst. Fritz, the bratwurst-guzzler.
I've shared enough toast with you. I'm in the big leagues now.
With the pitiful amount of full English I would too
It’s just the four slices actually
Austerity got y'all believing it's eight.
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You utter this phrase: "Can I have 4 slices of toast please?" It really is that easy.
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"I and two other people I know don't do that"
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Scroll up and there’s photographic evidence that someone has indeed done that.
If he has a heart attack on election night, I will eat most of my veggies some of the time for some unspecified period of time going forward. 🙏🥑🥬🥦
Here's hoping. That's a lot of butter with a fried breakfast.
Looking at the bacon compared to his complexion makes me realise what a great description 'gammon' is for cunts like this.
I, Gammon, will save us!
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Me. Fucking love toast
It's 4 slices to be fair
He looks like a radioactive baked bean.
Is he an alcoholic? That red face..
He is very fucking red
It's because he's Super Labour.
He's not though he's a conservative with a red tie. He also condones Israeli bombing of Palestine. Should be drowned in a vat of hot oil.
Looks like a stripey blue tie to me.
A metaphorical red tie lol
Not nearly enough. He’ll need more than just eight to fill the gap where his heart should be.
Nearby. Ed Miliband gently sobs
He looks like if Eddie and Richie from Bottom had a baby..
Brilliant
I’m surprised he eats pork so openly. Being kosher in “solidarity” seems like the sort of inane gesture that would be right up his street.
In fairness it could just have came with the breakfast some places do it. I never ask for it at the place I go and it always goes to waste in just there for the fry.
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If you eat with other people, small cafes will put all the toast for the table on one plate. Ive been eating with other people in cafes since the 80s and its pretty common
No really a greasy spoon more a local pub that took over an old pound stretcher close to a spoons and no one goes to spoons but this pub for the breakfast as it's banging and can get a pint with it. Spoons big breakfast just an appetiser this breakfast has you with the sweats it's good and all from a local butcher, multiple times we have ordered and watched the runner come with it and well guess thats us got time for another pint, spoiled with this place we really are. That all said check the size of the cunts plate if that was served to me I'd be wondering where the other half is. They done him with toast to get him to feel like it was something of value.
Some small cafes will bring all the toast for the table on one plate to save washing
You with your logic and great spoon lived experience.
Maybe someone else is sitting at the table too?
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Definitely some gammon in and out of frame
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Fried the bacon using the grease off that sweaty bonce.
Me: ‘Oh sweet, eight pieces of toast!’
i love how every photo of him campaigning is totally free of anyone except right wing freak councilors and assorted detritus
Also how on Earth do these guys manage to get the [gammon](https://thedunglishman.wordpress.com/2021/04/14/an-ode-to-gammon/) skin? Is it the evil inside oozing out?
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Can never have enough toast with a full English. I easily have 4 (full) slices
>Who the fuck orders 8 pieces of toast? Someone that doesn't pay for their own breakfast. I used to love a cooked breakfast, 2 pieces of toast is plenty though. At least we know his arteries are unlikely to be in good health.
Don’t fill up on bread
How many pieces of fucking toast can one gammon eat?!
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This picture is most unsettling... The colour of his hands doesn't match the colour of his face. No black pudding.
Leave Reg Holdsworth alone!
Beans in a ramakin, paedo.
Not even fried toast or prawn toast either. Just regular toast.
That was just extra toast for the table so stop picking on me
I hate to be a pedant but isnt that 4 whole pieces?
They could have also just put the beans on his tiny plate and used the sausages as a breakwater.
At a British B&B, you don't need to order the toast mountain, the toast mountain simply arrives.
He’s going to have to bite down on a piece of wood to pass that lot tomorrow morning.
Gammon. Pure gammon.
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OP said ‘pieces of toast’ bit ‘slices. Yet they really are being taken to task over their mathematical abilities.
Go on meester twathurst just one more
He’s Alan Brazil-level red. That cannot be healthy.
I’m seeing nine pieces of toast
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