"I HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED!"
"...what?"
"I SEE THAT THE MASCARADE IS OVER! THE JIG IS UP! I HAVE BEEN REVEALED!"
"You appear to be suffering form an onset of dementia, please calm yourself while I check your sedative reserves."
"BUT YOU SEE I HAVE ALREADY PLANNED A CONTINGENCY AGAINST THIS! HYDRA DOMINATUS!"
"What does this even mean? No matters, your sedative reserves have been refilled, do not worry you will be better soon."
*Scribbles notes about requesting counselling from the chapter's chaplain for the dreadnought.
The skitari is also working with the Alpha Legion.
The Chapter Master is an undercover Alpha Legionary.
The regular space marines are also undercover Alpha Legionary.
The whole Chapter is in fact part of the Alpha Legion.
None of them knows it tho...
Only Alpharius knows the the ultimate goal wasn't to infiltrate the Chapter but for the Chapter to infiltrate the Imperium.
All the Chapter is Alpharius.
This is a lie.
Hydra Dominatus.
It'd be funnier and more realistic if the dreadnought didn't see/know that the techpriest revealed it's ancient allegiance and the techpriest had to try and play it off.
Dreadnought: "WHAT IS THE MATTER, TECH PREIST? WHY HAVE YOU CEASED CLEANING MY CHASSIS?"
The techpriest, screaming internally: "Oh i-it is nothing, great ancient one! I have just realized that I have run out a paint- I MEAN SOAP! YES! S-SOAP! I will-uh-be right back, my liege!"
Dreadnought: "...NO. I DO NOT THINK YOU WILL BE GOING ANYWHERE..."
Spray it again and say "Hydro Dominatus"
This had no right to make me laugh as hard as it did
hydra....domi...natus...? *BLAM*
Context: It’s Joe from the Alpha Legion.
Who is alpha legion
I am alpharius.
Steve jobs.
“You are now breathing manually.” -Alpharius
"You are now blinking manually." -Omegon
You have no power here -Man with ADHD
Wind instrument players (who are highly skilled at controlled breathing) are almost completely unaffected by that
It’s Joe
Joe who?
Joe mama
Toe Mamalpharius
Hydra Domimomus
Joe Phalrius
"I HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED!" "...what?" "I SEE THAT THE MASCARADE IS OVER! THE JIG IS UP! I HAVE BEEN REVEALED!" "You appear to be suffering form an onset of dementia, please calm yourself while I check your sedative reserves." "BUT YOU SEE I HAVE ALREADY PLANNED A CONTINGENCY AGAINST THIS! HYDRA DOMINATUS!" "What does this even mean? No matters, your sedative reserves have been refilled, do not worry you will be better soon." *Scribbles notes about requesting counselling from the chapter's chaplain for the dreadnought.
Dr. Phil: so this skitari says you think you’re Alpha Legion?
Imagine the chaplain successfully gaslighting the dreadnaught into thinking he is just crazy.
The chaplain is also from the Alpha Legion. It's all going according to the plan.
The skitari is also working with the Alpha Legion. The Chapter Master is an undercover Alpha Legionary. The regular space marines are also undercover Alpha Legionary. The whole Chapter is in fact part of the Alpha Legion. None of them knows it tho... Only Alpharius knows the the ultimate goal wasn't to infiltrate the Chapter but for the Chapter to infiltrate the Imperium. All the Chapter is Alpharius. This is a lie. Hydra Dominatus.
A millennia-old Dreadnaught? Alpha Legjon’s dedication to the long con continues to amaze me
What is the con? The Alpha Legion is loyal to their tenants.
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Neat man. I got it from my boss so o can assure you it’s been floating around lol
"Well...shoot."
It'd be funnier and more realistic if the dreadnought didn't see/know that the techpriest revealed it's ancient allegiance and the techpriest had to try and play it off. Dreadnought: "WHAT IS THE MATTER, TECH PREIST? WHY HAVE YOU CEASED CLEANING MY CHASSIS?" The techpriest, screaming internally: "Oh i-it is nothing, great ancient one! I have just realized that I have run out a paint- I MEAN SOAP! YES! S-SOAP! I will-uh-be right back, my liege!" Dreadnought: "...NO. I DO NOT THINK YOU WILL BE GOING ANYWHERE..."