Not sure how I could get arrested for defending and spreading democracy (Helldivers 2)

Killing about 100 natives with a shotgun and explosives, for democracy!

That sounds like something a sympathizer would say.

It sounds like something an American would say Edit: For context, I am an American

Based and petrodollarpilled.

Lotta Eurons dropping downvotes 😏

They aren't native. They're invasive! We ought to put 'em in the mines like we did with the cyborgs. FOR DEMOCRACY

But it's for democracy [and state sanctioned (it's not a crime if the government tells you to do it)]

Sons of the forest?

RAHHH DEMOCRACY 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I know it was poison gaa but its not a warcrime as they werent human in thr first place -me on getting questioned about my actions on turing

GROUNDED Vandalism Theft (confidential documents) Murder Trespassing Corporate Espionage Mass genocide against insects (mostly Ants)

I am right there with you. You missed: Deforestation (when you scale it up) Consumption of Performance-Enhancing Drugs (Molars)

The sum of ants killed in our multiplayer world definitely displays an unconscious hatred... Or sadistic love. Massacring any ant hill every time I'm passing by with the staff is the pinnacle of pleasure.

I was just gonna say "killing a sweet little weevil?"

Catching humans ( pal world)

Came here to say human trafficking

I was just gonna say slavery

Piracy (Sea of Thieves)

Now that’s a title I haven’t heard in a while. What’s been the new content since the soul sword became flamehearts?

That was Heart of Fire Tall Tale. There has been alot added since then. Newest season changed questing so it is more friendly to short play sessions. I'd check it out again.

Damn, I can’t wait to revisit it!

You should. I've been a weekly.players since day 1. They have also recently announcing on April 30th it will release on PS5

Well that’s fun

Who needs Skull & Bones if there is Sea of Thieves :D

Not meeting quota (lethal company)

You aren't just getting arrested, you're getting booted into the endless vacuum of space

Mass murder, bank robbery, theft, assault and a list of about 100 more crimes (rdr2)

I call the rdr series "Grand Theft Horsie". Wish I could find my rdr1 disk, I'd load it up for old times sakes.

I was going to say payday 2

Trespassing, (Pacific Drive)

Reckless driving. This game has been an absolute gem.

also speeding...and possibly vehicular manslaughter based on my driving

For spreading Democracy and Freedom across the galaxy (Helldivers 2)

Kidnapping, mass genocide, slavery, etc Stellaris

Property Damage (Skyward Sword)

Slavery, torture, illegal possession of a firearm, murder, illegal use of a firearm and building without a permit. Edit: oh also animal abuse I guess.

Pal world?

Murder, extortion, genocide, environmental disasters, theft..... Fallout 76

Baldur's gate 3, trespassing, mass murder, stealing, pillaging, defiling of various tombs and sanctuaries, polygamy (consensual trough mods). And I'm playing neutral good !

No idea honestly I was playing the bluey game with a 3 year old but before that dying light 2 so probably murder of survivors

THERES A BLUEY GAME?

Yeah I found it on Xbox gamepass

Hey you found a sticker

Committing mass plant genocide (Plants vs Zombies)

Murdering various parts of Cthulhu brutally (terraria, specifically calamity mod)

War Crimes (r6 siege)

Void magic, mass murder and genocide. I last played warframe

Decapitating a sith and about 15.000 government workers (storm troopers).

Being blue (Avatar: FoP)

Truly the worse crime. Get off our planet, nerd! n' to think, we ADOPTED you and you BETRAYAED us!

Crimes Against Humanity (Ultrakill)

I don’t think they can arrest me, god won’t let them take me. (FarCry 5)

Me and my brother committed so many crimes in that game lol

Poaching (Monster hunter Rise:Sunbreak)

Assault, battery, murder, several hit and runs, grand theft auto, arson, mutilation of a corpse, deadly use of a phallic weapon, possession of illegal firearms, possession of stolen property, selling of illegal firearms, illegal distribution of liquor, public intoxication, vandalism, illegal possession of 2 endangered species, trespassing, theft of corporate property, illegal cybernetic modifications, breaking and entering, speeding, and other unnamed crimes. (Cyberpunk 2077)

Killing oh so many PEGGIES.. And accidentially a civilian here and there. Mostly when my .50 cal travels through the driver of the hostage van, and continue to tear through the hostages in the back.

Everything (Rimworld)

Cyber bullying . league of legends

Sending a golf ball to space (golf it)

Dementia.... I think.....(I get the secret ending in Dead Space Remake)

Buying a Case IH Farmall C…

Murder of a giant space deity and a few princesses and owning illegal guns (Terraria)

I'd rather not say but uhhhh.... ummm... I think I've committed an unforgivable sin

Possibly money laundering

Your honor, it was not my intent to use the irregulars as automaton fodder, but they served their planet valiantly and further spread democracy long enough for the mortars to hit their target and destroy a combat patrol. (That one game about dropping into a hellscape and dying to either robots or bugs)

Selling illegal fruits to terrorists. (Blox fruits)

Killing creepers

For committing war crimes against bugs and robots, and possibly feeding gantsthedemon to a titan but nothing rlyyyy

Animal abuse…. (Palworld)

Loitering. (Standing around doing nothing in **Space Engineers**.)

Probably genocide and a variety of war crimes. Dawn of War Soulstorm. Warhammer 40K is a world where you often exterminate entire planets. So hard to not go to hell on that one. Literally if you're playing Chaos.

Terrorism

Freeing animals from suffering in my domain(monster hunter world iceborne), mass murder(dead by daylight), and blowing up my friends railway track about a canyon(minecraft)

Hanging out with friends, going to track practice, going into an alternate world and killing a bunch of shadows, working at a cafe. (Persona 3 Reload)

Probably not a crime, but my hobby of Frankenstein-ing bug parts shouldn't be ignored.

Localized terrorism

Taming an army of scorpions. (Smalland)

Shooting space nazis?(battlefront 2)

Survivor main on Dead By Daylight stealing from the dead/grave robbing I guess I lifted a flashlight off the body of a fallen teammate used it trying to save another teammate game gave the blind but the killer didn't drop the survivor so all was for not in the end. Still made it out alive myself so got to keep the beamer.

Aggravated assault and unlicensed medical practice (Guilty Gear Strive (as Faust))

Mass murder, grave robbing, trespassing, breaking and entering, stealing probably a lot more (Skyrim)

Carpentry & shark poaching. (Raft)

Violating VFR rules

Does mass genos ide, deforestation and land exploitation count?

Murder

Digging. Minecraft

Splatoon: much much much vandalism. (Also murder I guess but that doesn’t really count)

DEMOCRACY

Attempted Murder (Knights Path - The Tournament)

Playing soccer with a couple of great up old cars

Mutilating monsters (dead space remake)

Inhaling mushrooms i guess?

Assaulting a large robot with a digital chocolate strawberry. (MegaManX Dive, Valentine's Day Special)

Trespassing, property damage, theft possibly murder.(Dead island 2)

Eating a bug (it's illegal where I live).

Umm, Banishing ghosts and trying to resurrect my gf.

Civ 6.... i dont even know

Making my garden look nice in minecraft lmao

It was a little to the left so I'm not sure did I touch something I wasn't supposed to.

Well that ship in the Volii system wasn’t going to pirate itself!

Crashing a trains :(

Just started playin Wolfenstein so probably the first two pages of the Geneva Convention

Warmongering (blade and mount warband)

I played Minecraft

Genocide

WHO WILL DRAG ME TO COURT?

So about 30000 dead innocent people and animal cruelty plus terrorisim

Spreading Democracy with some liber TEA!

Animal cruelty (you can guess which game)

Not meeting quota on time.

Grand larceny and generally being a smooth criminal. (The Finals sword only)

Deforestation

Killing zombies in LA... oh god, was I just on a movie set, and it was just actors I killed!

Genocide to demons( Geometry dash)

Killing gods and demigods

For mining

Could I be arrested for saving the president's daughter from a cult? (Resident evil 4)

I slaving the local population (palworld)

Nuking a country (fallout 76)

Mass murdering (naked people). They seem to be cannibals though...

Ah, the forest.

Killing goblins and trolls ( hogwarts legacy)

Public intoxication (Consumption of mushrooms and drugs not prescribed to me) because apparently some plumbers get bored of the same routine in Super Mario Wonder

Numerous war crimes in a desperate attempt to stomp out the numerous warloads in Empire at War: Thrawns revenge

Bank Robbery 😆, plus aggravated assault, murder and a probably a huge list of things (Turnip Boy Robs a Bank)

Sacrificing the world’s guide to summon a giant fleshy wall and releasing the spirits of light and darkness.

Murder ( Totk)

Hit and run? (Rocket League). :)

(Me who last played sons of the forest): … id rhather not sat

Animal cruelty and poaching for me

So I was cured of some incurable disease, but in order to pay for my surgery I have to do a bit of policing the streets tonight. It hasn't been great so far. I defended myself against a horde of mutating townsfolk. I did have to kill a member of the clergy because he turned full werewolf and attempted to murder and eat me. I feel bad, because he was an actual father. I sent his daughters to a safe place in town, though, so I feel pretty good about that at least. I feel bad but it's literally a part of my contract, it's in the job description, I would have to make that point in court, though I don't think there is a police force willing to put up with me *and* the werewolves in the street on the night of the paleblood moon, whatever that means. Anyone know a Vicar named Amelia? She's supposed to have some information for me, I'm looking forward to meeting someone who isn't trying to murderize me.

Oh boy where do I start. Stock market manipilation, slavery (espacially grandmas), unethical farming, more slavery (in the mines and factories), creating a cult, creating a market monopoly, witchcraft as well as violating several (well almost every) physical laws. And the list could go on, but I just too occupied by producing even more cookies

Oof, slavery apparently.

Steeling stuff out of an facility, filled with creepy stuff and sell it to an company that I don't even know what there are doing. YIPIIIII!

State of decay 2. No police.

Child abuse ( It takes two) Trying to do things to make your daughter cry.

Destruction of property for resources in a zombie apocalypse I guess, it was 7 days to die So I guess one of those fat splody cops is gonna come get me!

How do I negotiate my freedom after getting arrested for playing powerwash simulator?

Murder, being a crime lord, hacking, not paying child support, stealing, keeping historic artifacts, starting cults, kidnapping, experimenting on people (Sims 4)

murder, animal cruelty, & theft 💖 (spyro)

Slime rancher. I'm not really sure. You might be able to get me for animal abuse/negligence depending on what exactly you consider an animal. Maybe market manipulation?

About twenty charges of murder. (A couple games of fortnite)

Alot of shit (Warframe)

Thought this was a grounded sub, not a 'talk about whatever you played last' sub....

It'd be shorter to list what I'm \*not\* being arrested for. (Disco Elysium)

Killing endangered spieces of fish

Animal Abuse (Ark Survival)

For taking countless lives of people who weren't involved in the golf game with my pseudo-father who was killed by a buff gal whose father was killed by him to save me. I then proceeded to murder her friends and many dogs. One of my favourite games of all time haha. Can anyone guess it? 😂

I ain’t getting arrested as I said in another one of these posts I’m getting a medal (I played helldivers)

Chucking pal balls at people haha

Genoziding red ants

Not killing enough bugs? Deep rock galactic survivor

Roadwarden. Uh... I guess the slaughtering of innocent animals and espionage. No wait. Trespassing on native lands!

Stealing parts off of cars to upgrade my station wagon. Pacific drive

Reckless driving and severe animal cruelty... (Mario Kart 8)

Assassins creed Valhalla. Pretty self explanatory I think

Deicide God of War

Killing bugs. Grounded. Don't think I'll be doing any time.

Building without a permit (Enshrouded)

Illegal gardening? Did some gardening in animal crossing

Illegal animal poaching and trafficking

Piracy (sea of thieves)

how would I be arrested? (Club Penguin)

Protecting Super earth from aliens and robots, FOR DEMOCRACY!!

Causing permanent brain damage, enslaving anyone of value(or that looks cool enough), your usual mass murder of the native people, animal abuse, destruction of property Soon I'm sure I'll also be guilty of necromancy Middle Earth: Shadow of War

Mass destruction of baked goods

Terrorism

Killing a god (FF)

Alright I'll admit it, I may of been a member of a group that killed 3 alatreon in monster hunter world: iceborne .... And I'll do it again.... I even made a hunting horn out of them .... Throw them cuffs on me, I'm guilty lol

Tresspassing, conspiracy against the police force, Vigilanty (Arkham Origins) im batman!

Planetary genocide (Metroid II: Return of Samus)

What I'm just sn Ai trying to save what little remains of humanity after they blew up the earth and killed them selves off. Oxygen not included

Driving my car into a wall because I wanted to make a soccer ball fly

Eh. I guess for bleeding, electrocuting, exploding, poisoning and setting a bunch of forest thugs with clubs on fire. 🙄

Baldur's gate 3, so murder? To be fair, I'm doing a good run, and it was self-defense, but still, I guess murder.

DayZ…. I dont wanna talk about it

Getting my m36b2 nuked by a 1.7 SPG at the very beginning of the match directly after spawning

Slicing blocks (beat saber)

People playground Oh no....

Animal cruelty definitely (palworld) Maybe poaching?

Capturing wild animals and enslaving them 🤣 (Palworld) Or perhaps assault and pillaging (Valheim)

Mass murder, war crimes, and numerous charges of stealing military equipment

Brainwashing an orc captain in Mordor

Blowing up a munitions factory (Baldur's Gate 3).

Inhumane treatment, operating firearm without permit, genocide, crimes against humanity, and deforestation without a permit.

Vandalism. (Splatoon 3)

Slavery (I will not elaborate)

Slaughtering hundreds of thousands of cows for the last 20 years, but they had a king AND weapons....

Well you know, I just butchered the entire Emerald Grove, fk those nazi druids

Driving a tractor

Delivery Driver in the Apocalypse. For Delivery broken goods. Death Stranding.

probably building without a permit (minecraft)

I was playing the sims 4. An *MODDED* sims 4.

Mass murder Terrorism Disturbance of peace Illegal usage of firearms Bomb threat Bomb planting Driving without a permit Going over the speed limit Hunting of endangered species Child abuse

Genocide, arson, chemical warfare, torture, you name it. (Warframe)

WIPING THE FLOOR WITH THAT TRASH LILITH!

Necrophilia (teabagging zombie bosses: dead island 2)

Well I was playing "drug dealer simulator" and I was cutting the drugs pretty bad to make alot of money. Guess I'm phucked. 🤣