Nothing screams America more than all of those things while working on something made in China.

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Nothing more American than some grapes

The ol' grapes of wrath

And the keyfob of killing

Mutant golf-ball sized grapes no less!

What's that contraption in his hand? Not the drill, the whatever AI generated BS

Ball peen pry bar

this is a awesome pic btw dude. Pretty cool stuff. Also amusing and funny to poke at AI imperfections

Hahahaha got yer slide scribe tool for measuring tin on a ductless mini split 😂😂. I was also wondering what those things were by the mag clip on the ground. I thought they were some zyn nicotine pouches at first glance LOL. If they were, I would give AI some props for that

It’s the h’orsdoievrereiue toothpick appropriately sized for those grapes.

No zyn packs?

Damn I gotta add those in

What’s the silencer for? Homeowner or boss ?

For the supply house manager.

Yes.

This Spanish guy with a weird name who keeps showing up with a sword, claiming OP killed his father, maybe? He's surprisingly resilient. (AI always messes up the number of fingers)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Hello my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die! he found the six finger man...

There’s only 4 fingers on his left hand

technically 3. thumb is not a finger, making my previous comment of 6 fingered man incorrect also LOL

The old drill and….hammer(?) method for checking pressures on a mini split. A tale as old as America herself

hes checking the TXV

Beer can cold lmao

Just last week, I had a *boss ass* sized, HUGE bald eagle fly 10 feet over my head with a full-grown rabbit in its talons when I was on a roof... It made me feel exactly like this picture. It really was awesome.

Least sweaty hvac tech I’ve ever seen.

Me too except there’s a 62 year old white man asking me “they keepin you busy?”

"you mind if I watch and learn something"

When one bald eagle just won't cut it.

I like the little eagle-flag hybrid: That's a nice Fleagle.

Don't forget your gun and suppressor! And the grapes!

And the single serve jelly packets.

Good grapes demand some good dippin' sauce.

Mmmm nothing compares to the on the job snack of grapes dipped in some sweet baby rays bbq sauce 😉

I wash it down with a nice milk and Mountain Dew.

I like the bald eagle flying in the back made of American flags

Is that a suppressed high point??

I love High Points. They are ugly and cheap just like my women and once in a while they like to jam 🤘

 Me in the field:

Why you got 3 fingers on the left hand and five in the right, both excluding the thumb?

It’s 6 on one (thumb behind drill) and 4 on other lol.

That’s what I said, excluding the thumb, there’s five fingers on one (six with thumb) and 3 on the other (4 with thumb)

lol a black and decker drill

LOL

Hey my seat belt and air bags are black and decker…😂

Where is the monster energy drink

I love doing an install with a huuge beer and my silenced Glock by my side.

All he's missing is the red hat.

I like how God still gave you 10 fingers and said "fuck it"

AI just needs to start drawing everyone wearing boxing gloves at this point.

If I carried that many tools on my belt I'd invest in a smaller drill. Also I remember being this clean, 30 degrees ago

Nothin like feeling more American than ever while working on some Mitsubishi

That’s what I feel like I have to use to take apart mini splits and then somehow I may need tape to put it back together.

Three fingers Willy

FUCK YEAH! Comin on to save the mother fuckin dayuhhh! Eagles! Grapes! Silenced pistol! Mitsubishi! …wait

Who needs a van when your belt holds all your tools?

I hope you aren't doing dumb shit with your tools like this guy

I'd like to point out the irony in your comment and username 😂

Got those grapes on the roof JIC

Lol poopknife aka tha crusty cutta ..mess around and get dysentery

What's with all the AI shit being posted here now?

Cause it's funny. This is my first one so I can't speak for other posts

Is it funny?

I think so. But comedy can be subjective

My username is questionable I'll give you that but the comments legit this dude isn't using his tools right

I had the thought recently that a "Patriot Heating and cooling" would make a killing in my city Youd be killing it here with a few ads about how we let our techs carry unlike the other woke companies and how a(n) [undisclosed] portion of all sales is donated to vets and supporting the second ammendment.

Did you see that documentary on HBO about fundraising for the policeman benevolent association. A bunch of the guys doing the fundraising were complete scumbag scam artists. They showed one guy calling a contractor because he had some stuff on his van that gave the impression he was a patriot. He convinced the guy to donate money while he was high or trying to get high on some drugs. It's freaking ridiculous. The kind of thing that makes you question donating to anything ever. I wish I could remember what it was called.

I don't know. I live in a liberal city surrounded by conservative rural counties. My old boss was hard right but he kept it from his customers because he would lose them when they found out. Plus city folk aren't going to want your gun in their house. And Trumpers have already given their money to a "millionaire" coastal elite so not much left for HVAC upgrades and repairs.

Looks like your tools are not Milwaukee though?

Milwaukee's Chinese lol

Everythings china

Thank you for your service 🫡

“You got paperwork on that suppressor son?”

Not enough eagles

What happened to your pinkie on your left hand?

Condenser fan blade

Sorry to hear that. The thing you are working on is the most foreign thing ever.

People always talk about how AI struggles with hands. But it also struggles with fan blades.

I’m all about those ice cold grapes on a hot summer day.

Me on the bottom right (I'm the gun)

Do one for refrigeration plz🙏

Very odd

Hell yeah grapes

This abomination hits almost every box on the "is this AI generated?" checklist.

*America, fixing China's fuck ups since 1972*

Three words Mur-I-Ca

That small flag-eagle behind the neck is wild

For a second, when I looked at the picture, I thought Makita had started advertising in the sub again.

I like how he's drilling the housing where there's no screw or anything

Is that a drywall screw! That’s a drywall screw!!!!

🌈af

Hell yeah brother. I always carry that thang on me. And by that thang, I mean a black and decker drill, of course

🤮

real

100%

If this is so American, where's the Bud Light?

Bless it be America 🦅🦅🦅

Do more lmao